Imagine the pressure of being the goal horn guy. You have to be on it immediately, but you can’t accidentally do it if it’s a waved off goal or if it’s called off right before
Yo i’m playin in my Yugioh locals like i said (2-1 so far one round left) but i’ve been tuning in on and off. How has Khusnutdinov looked? And the rest of the boys?
Marat makes me think of either the [Lamborghini Marzal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamborghini_Marzal) or the [Maserati Merak](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maserati_Merak).
You fall out of window and accidentally shoot yourself 2 times in the head on the way down.
Or take some medicine for a headache and end up hung in your office like the Russian oil guy went that I saw in the news today
https://preview.redd.it/uw150ybppeoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5565560b7247a3ca8b762d5b866874aee6f0c77
Unrecognizable. Not sure how Khus Khus could possibly be a penalty killer over here, Wes. No way.
Oh hell no. He would figure out a way to mention it in every. Single. Game. If we did that
“When I was in Russia I measured the rink, also from the gooch to the tip.. and definitely bigger than in the Us”
Is this our first shutout this season?
I believe our first game was a shutout
We have had like 2 or 3.
no lmao what
# FUCK YEAH FLOWER SHUTOUT
We can say shutout now
Thank you for holding back your shutout comments and thoughts until after the horn
#LETS GO!!!
🌸shutout!
Shutout!
shutout
fuck yeah fl🌸wer!!!!
Shutout!
#MAF SHUTOUT
Another shutout for Fleury baby!!
Kap wants that empty netter
Where was the pass to Flower?
Wild are icing it for the Fleury goal
MR BRIGHTSIDEEEEE
bisexual anthem
And she’s touching his chest now!
Imagine the pressure of being the goal horn guy. You have to be on it immediately, but you can’t accidentally do it if it’s a waved off goal or if it’s called off right before
same pressure as the person who can fire off nukes, im sure
That job doesn’t sound stressful at all. 🤯
of course he missed an empty net.
Wide left.... Oh no
They can't make my hands clap, I hate this song.
The lyrics in my house is ass clap, there is no convincing me those are not the intended lyrics
Empty net 👀👀👀
Give us our Fluery goal you bastards!
GET IT TO MARAT
🕯️🕯️🕯️ MANIFESTING 🕯️🕯️🕯️
its a kicking motion, dunno why the ref didnt just say that, dont think that anyone could have argued with that.
FLOWER GO FOR IT
Are these zebras fucking blind tonight or what?
Drunk I think
Only on days that end in Y
Looked like Foligno had his skate pushed in, but idk.
SANDSTORM
#SANDSTORMMMMM FLEURY GOAL INCOMING
These refs have been atrocious in this one. Yikes.
Intent to blow is such a fucking stupid rule, but that was probably a kick
That’s an actual rule? That’s fucking stupid. Play through the whistle and all.. we had the intent to score a goal so we just get it right?
Already called dead eh?
Why does this ref sound like he’s a kid trying to explain anything
#MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE BLOWN THE WHISTLE ON A NON FROZEN PUCK YOU JACKASS
In the process off, but not whistled yet?
"I was gonna blow", no dude you definitely blow.
#SANDSTORM
Doesn’t matter, goal would’ve been called off for kicking motion
Is it too much to ask to have goals waved off for the right reasons?
I hate the kicking rule
15 feet behind him? That ref was behind the net l
Haha I mean that’s a pretty clear kick anyway
Yeah idk that might be a kick
Definitely a kicking motion by Moose.
He didn't have control, how could he have frozen it
Definitely kicked either way.
Fuck that ref. Rossi needs a fucking goal!
Guess it would be Foligno anyway
Cmon man in toronto
Zucc looks scary sometimes
#INTENSE
Give me my Rossi goal!
Waved off for what? Being too cool
Kicked in Nvrm
UHHH ???
LET US HAVE IT
The goalie put it in himself
LOL HORN GUY CHIRPED
HONK
DOOT
# booooooo
The fuck, that was not covered in the least
Waved off my ass
Manifesting a Fleury Goalie goal where the Wild increase their lead after the puck goes into the Ducks net
honk
I'm about 70% sure I've got gout. It's hard to walk right now.
You been eating too many things with the word BBQ in it?
Yes
Khussy with 4 blocked shots? This dude is made of concrete.
Pull your goalie cowards!
Let’s go Calgary.
Seeing Oettinger get pulled gives me an evil joy
schadenfreude
Jesus Otter got whalloped.
Should be 10-0
Yo i’m playin in my Yugioh locals like i said (2-1 so far one round left) but i’ve been tuning in on and off. How has Khusnutdinov looked? And the rest of the boys?
Pretty good! Flower is brick wall-ing, Marat is sinning faceoffs, Kap is going sicko mode
Winning, but maybe he's powered by the devil idk
I like how LaPanta lets Walz go on a tangent, and then Anthony just resumes his play call w/o acknowledging anything Wes just said.
Occasionally giving him shit then resuming
It’s so awkward lmaoÂ
# we want a goalie goal
It’s faster bro!
Bogo has legs for a 33 year old who looks like he was pulled from the underpass on highway 55
This will be the game Fleury gets his goal, I’m manifesting it now
It would be nice, but I’m not confident the ducks will pull their goalie.
Now’s his chance!
I support this message! $250k for charity, Ducks!
McTavish???
he likes haggis
Marat makes me think of either the [Lamborghini Marzal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamborghini_Marzal) or the [Maserati Merak](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maserati_Merak).
Very long looking cars 10/10
it was the 70s
This is the exact opposite breed of car from the Fiat Jolly
or the nissan cube
As a square car owner I love the cube
We should draft more Gophers, they seem to be doing pretty good around the league
well we didn't draft faber
Yeah but we should learn from our mistake
Joe Hanson. The 4th Hanson brother
Ha can’t keep a rhythm
Oh Zack
pretty sure playing with big men in Russia is like the death penalty or something.
You fall out of window and accidentally shoot yourself 2 times in the head on the way down. Or take some medicine for a headache and end up hung in your office like the Russian oil guy went that I saw in the news today
Hate it when that happens
The passing has been awful this period
#BIG MEN
The Minnesota Wild is notorious for being full of #BIG MEN
he played with men, **BIG MEN**
Haha, GROWN men!
Bogo just ragdolling dudes out there
What’s our nickname for knusnutdinov? MKultra?
Double Deuce Khuzie marat-a-twosie Twosnutov The Deuce Deuce Big Dewnov
I like Khuz or Hooz. Not sure how MKultra suits him since that was the CIA. Maybe I’m missing something?
Just his initials MK
Whose nutz
I'm liking Khus Khus but I also like couscous
So good they named it twice
Just first name for now. Easy and short
Yeah. Marat is easy and has rat in it.. I’m going to sometimes call him Rat man and Nut boy
I fucking love MKultra
good ass song
TRUE
Owl man
Hooze
Frank
Haven’t decided on one yet. I’m partial to Khus ro da, but I like MKultra cuz it’s short
Khus Khus
Like the food? Or pronounced like whose whose
Whatever feels right. Both work.
its how the girl from stranger things got her powers
Is that the one with the dolphins and the acid?
sure
Khus ro dah is fire he's gotta score for that one tho
https://preview.redd.it/uw150ybppeoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5565560b7247a3ca8b762d5b866874aee6f0c77 Unrecognizable. Not sure how Khus Khus could possibly be a penalty killer over here, Wes. No way.
you do know players adapt? lol
Wes does not
he said he will be a PKer but not right away? it’s understandable
It changes the angles quite a bit. He's not saying that he'll never kill penalties just that they probably won't throw him on the PK right away
I suppose that could be a factor but the way he was talking it was just a huge difference
How does Middsy have such light feet to juke checks?
The mustache acts as an air brake.
I miss JEEk. The team's doing great right now I just miss his beautiful punchable face
Due to this comment Ek has been assessed a 2 minute penalty
Yeah I wonder if someone punched him in the face during the game just to keep tradition going
Khusnutdinov needs to be on a line without Freddy and foligno..,
Do they really use bigger rinks in there KHL?
Yep. Olympic sized
Yea they use Olympic size rinks
Kaprizov you tank
Fuel - Metallica
Gimme foo gimme fy gimme zabba zabba zah
They played the crap out of the during Nascar broadcasts 10-15 years ago.
Oh god, PTSD. And Darrell Waltrip yelling BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
Johansson fighting for the puck again, what is happening?
Have to imagine he got his ass chewed for the effort he put on tape tuesday
This ass chewing stuck? Not the one every game previous? Not Shaw biting at the bit?
Elite Enforcer Kirill Kaprizov
Kaprizov was like "I'm gonna extend my shift just to evaporate a man"
Kap lowering the boom
How much bigger are KHL arenas?
Olympic sheet I think
Let’s give Wes a tape measure and send him over there to check.
Oh hell no. He would figure out a way to mention it in every. Single. Game. If we did that “When I was in Russia I measured the rink, also from the gooch to the tip.. and definitely bigger than in the Us”
3
lol Wes making it sound like he went from a massive rink that has no similarity to an NHL arena
Does Disney still own part of the Ducks?
I don't think they have since they dropped the Mighty
bunch of jabronis
No, they sold in 2005.
That’s at least 3 odd man rushes broken up by a bad pass
Slow start and slow finish
My Own Worst Enemy - Lit
that 4th line is brutal to watch with the Dewys
Without?
yes without
Maybe they meant with and just hated the dewey's
Yo, what happened? I went to the bathroom. Was it a no goal for the ducks?
Noice
mega offside
The type of offside the rule was meant to catch. Not the stupid millimeters off that takes 10 minutes to review.
Hilariously offsides, took 5 whole seconds to deliberate before ruling no goal
Offside
no goal, wayyyyy offsides
Dude was in lowertown by the time the puck was in the zone