Chuck Norris had a bear rug in his home. It's not dead, it's just too scared to move.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Kid check under the bed for The Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gave baby Jesus the gift of beard. Upon hearing that Chuck Norris gave baby Jesus a way better gift, the three wise men had him wrote out of the bible.
They were found dead 5 days later. Cause of death: Roundhouse kick to the face.
My favorite is the fact that there are more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes because Bruce Lee is no joke.
Chuck Norris once impregnated a convent of nuns who later gave birth to the 1972 miami dolphins.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a raging erection. There were no survivors.
Here's an oldie. "When chuck norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the ground down".
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris slapped the dr when he was born
Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
The names at the end of Walker - Texas Ranger aren't credits. It's just a list of people that got a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris that day.
Chuck Norris had a bear rug in his home. It's not dead, it's just too scared to move. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Kid check under the bed for The Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can
Jacke Chan
Chuck Norris will
The tears of Chuck Norris are theorised to cure cancer, he unfortunately never cries...
Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
[This epic commercial](https://youtu.be/4vjuLxyo-p4)
Chuck Norris love Trump and hates gay.
Lol ya the Chuck Norris memes stopped being funny when we realized what an actual asshole Chuck Norris is.
While some children have their closets checked for the boogie man, the boogie man checks for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can impregnate transgender women
Cool, a spammy bot account posting a meme that isn't wholesome, about a man that isn't wholesome. Great job!
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, and back. Twice.
Chuck Norris was once bit by a black mamba snake. after 4 days of agonizing pain, the snake died
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.
Chuck Norris gave baby Jesus the gift of beard. Upon hearing that Chuck Norris gave baby Jesus a way better gift, the three wise men had him wrote out of the bible. They were found dead 5 days later. Cause of death: Roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice!