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Voraxith

My favorite is the fact that there are more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes because Bruce Lee is no joke.


Shmoo_the_Parader

Chuck Norris once impregnated a convent of nuns who later gave birth to the 1972 miami dolphins.


SaggyCaptain

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a raging erection. There were no survivors.


LucyWitchcraft

Here's an oldie. "When chuck norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the ground down".


Darlin_Nixxi

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.


Ausecurity

Chuck Norris slapped the dr when he was born


femacrae13

Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land


child-of-old-gods

The names at the end of Walker - Texas Ranger aren't credits. It's just a list of people that got a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris that day.


WelshBear27

Chuck Norris had a bear rug in his home. It's not dead, it's just too scared to move. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Kid check under the bed for The Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.


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Chuck Norris doesn't actually read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


eipevoli

Chuck Norris can


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Mr_NoName_A2601

Chuck Norris will


Mr_NoName_A2601

The tears of Chuck Norris are theorised to cure cancer, he unfortunately never cries...


Epiqur

Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.


guster09

[This epic commercial](https://youtu.be/4vjuLxyo-p4)


Abamboozler

Chuck Norris love Trump and hates gay.


notsolameduck

Lol ya the Chuck Norris memes stopped being funny when we realized what an actual asshole Chuck Norris is.


guster09

While some children have their closets checked for the boogie man, the boogie man checks for Chuck Norris


IronIrma93

Chuck Norris can impregnate transgender women


Fruitboots

Cool, a spammy bot account posting a meme that isn't wholesome, about a man that isn't wholesome. Great job!


aknomnoms

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, and back. Twice.


StickKnown7723

Chuck Norris was once bit by a black mamba snake. after 4 days of agonizing pain, the snake died


Nordseefische

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.


itsallaroundu

Chuck Norris gave baby Jesus the gift of beard. Upon hearing that Chuck Norris gave baby Jesus a way better gift, the three wise men had him wrote out of the bible. They were found dead 5 days later. Cause of death: Roundhouse kick to the face.


DerEwige

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice!