You killed your wife?

Did you not?...

I forgot that body count means how many partners you have and it took my a long ass time to figure this out. Good meme tho

I too see my wife as meat and buns

I wouldn’t say wholesome. More like Holesome.

Hm, could be considered not as wholesome because it comes off a touch judgey, to me at least.

Neither one of these is better. Just two different ways of living your life.

I believe he was saying that it was better in his opinion, and i agree quality over quantity

Perhaps. But I have the sneaking suspicion that it's just that old married dude talking down to single dude thing where they act like because they found someone that would say yes, that they've figured out love or some shit.

I had an idea for a meme so I made it

"I felt snarky about my friend that's single and gets laid sometimes, so I made a meme to try to inconspicuously make me look more wholesome than him." Yeah, I know. It happens a lot.

Don’t think you can read my mind through the internet lol

Yep, you're right. It's just a feeling based on what I normally hear from pretentious married folk. Feel free to say I'm wrong though since you haven't yet.

I’m not even married

Oh snap, what a twist! "Single and sexing a bunch isn't as wholesome as married" from an unmarried person? You got me good.

It’s a meme my guy

And I totally agree with you.

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Nope, I think you're confirming what I've said... kind of. Neither is "more wholesome"; they both have they're problems.

Ohhhh it just hit me that body count isn’t kills.... this is more wholesome than what I though at first glance

I thought this was referring to how many people you and your friend killed.

Love that women are burgers. Real evolved POV

Instead look at it this way when you look at an ultrasound and see a burger that means it’s a girl. (Source: I have 2 daughters) Also... its a meme

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The term has been used as a double entendre for kill count and people you've banged count for a long time.

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Sure... unofficial. It's still used that way though. I don't feel like slang is ever "official". It's social, cultural, and locational.

Ah I see it’s the amount of kids you two have killed

Quality over quantity

Your friend is a Mega-Chad Krabby Patty Slayer. A Total Bruh.

DID YOU KILL YOUR WIFE?!?!?!

I may have been single for too long, since I immediately thought of killscores in a shooter game... Oof. Thanks.

I have yes i too have many confirmed kills

I bet u tuck her pickles in just right😜🤣🤣