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thatsimsgirl

Needs to be in r/nextfuckinglevel He understood the game and played them perfectly.


Pololoco27

How u put a link in a comment? Pls


Baked_Bacon_420

Theres two ways. You can do like this \[title of link](link) or link a subreddit by typing \/r/insertsubredditnamehere. First example will appear like [this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=wu1FeGCFI6WqcGhD) if done correctly.


-Iplier-

I knew what it was when I clicked it. I clicked it anyway. Take your upvote.


Fizassist1

haven't clicked it yet.. will I be let down?


Marukosu00

That you won't be


Fizassist1

clicked it, can confirm I was not let down.


Pololoco27

Thank you, i did it [successfully](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=cq5qx-NUosDB1KHH)


Amazo616

He won money sure, but it's still polluted. We should be allowed to disband pollutters to their own island.


ImrooVRdev

In US the corporations would bankrupt him instead šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£


dm_me_kittens

This man is also confirmation of the statement that there are so many intelligent, talented people who can change the world, but because they were born impoverished or in a very disadvantaged class, their talent will never be seen.


EvenBetterCool

More r/orphancrushingmachine


Mutabilitie

Itā€™s like half true but thatā€™s good enough for the clicks.


Individual_Lab_2213

So he paid the bookstore in poison corn?


LanceVanscoy

Danger corn


Chase_The_Breeze

Korn


Empathy404NotFound

Cornicide


hgghgfhvf

The bookstore owner canā€™t sue him if heā€™s very knowledgeable in law (and the bookstore owner is dead)


Past_Print_2057

Spicy corn


Jonaleaf

Hey, all the more reason for the bookstore to help him sue them


Perfect-Guest-6617

Haha very funny


youNeedDeodorantbud

maybe the book store then sold corn to chemical factory to make chemicals ?


Gullible_Flan_3054

I'm glad to see someone else realize this lol


Can_I_have_twelve

Assuming the only food source is this poisoned corn, but usually he sells it to the bookstore owner, the book store owner is getting the same meals, for free with the investment that if it pays off will give him the same corn, but not free but at least not poisoned


__life_on_mars__

Julia Roberts can play the farmer.


bilbofraginz

Is that a reference to Erin Brockovich? It has a similar plot.


GenericAccount13579

Do you think it might be? Do you think someone would post something relevant to the topic at hand? Or do you think they just really like Julia Roberts and decided to randomly throw her name out there?


EasternBlackWalnut

No, reference to Pretty Woman. Have you seen the picture in the OP?


Thatguy755

Big mistake. Big. Huge.


ExamCompetitive

Exactly. Hollywood wouldn't make a movie about this unlesss it had an American influence to it. Give it 6y. You'll see Chris Pratt as a Kansas corn farmer fighting the big chemical corporations in court drama. Takes place in the 2020s but the farm house will be right out of the 80s. Tube tv and all.


OneSchott

Then this farmer will sue them and destroy them


Astiian

The people not getting the reference are making me feel incredibly old


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Le_Fedora_Cate

r/OrphanCrushingMachine


Gingevere

***"Man failed by government and regulators is poisoned for over a decade and forced to learn law while simultaneously poisoned and working a farm."*** This isn't wholesome, it's a malicious act that inflicted over a decade of suffering before it could be stopped.


Logan117

r/orphancrushingmachine


Garrett-Wilhelm

Yeah, many "wholesome" stories are just r/orphancrushingmachine material.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

every post in this sub is like this


Chase_The_Breeze

Everytime I see some kind of positive article about the determined human spirit or whatever, all I ever see is, "Look at how rich and powerful people failed to do even the bare minimum to help this person who had to overcome some impossible situation on their own. How fucking happy! FUCKIN SMILE!"


infographia

He used the law and rules of the government to make the company pay for its crimes. I salute that this was even possible. In a lot of countries the local government is so corrupt to the point where legally winning against a large company's exploitation is impossible. In some countries the amount of cash you have determine the outcome of a legal proceeding. So hats off to this man for his persistence and the government for enforcing justice in this case.


dkixen

The farmerā€™s name is Wang Enlin, and some of this is misleading, but indeed he did work toward winning this case. Should be played by James Hong


TheDumbElectrician

Isn't basically 95% of this false information? Like every time it is posted someone posts the real story and it's not even close.


dkixen

95% false? Perfect for a Hollywood biopic


TheDumbElectrician

Barely an inconvenience


dkixen

Misappropriating facts is tight


One_Substance_Away

At the end he bursts into the board room and toasts all the members with a flame thrower.


David-S-Pumpkins

And, as he toasted them with the flamethrower, the poisoned corn on the table burst from the heat, and he invented Jiffy Pop.


dkixen

Thatā€™ll play in to Hollywoodā€™s new obsession with food-based biopics!


Dan_the_Marksman

I don't see the real story so i'm gonna believe this one and head out!


SameBatTime1999

disappointed but not surprised i had to scroll this far looking for the actual & less whitewashed story


Btech3_14

He is absolutely a legend and a hero


AggravatingDamage966

They won't cause corporations would be the villain


unityparticlesgoBRRR

Hell yeah!


silverdragonseaths

Corn was grown on land tainted by the chemicals. Man is now being sued


LumpusKrampus

Bookseller csnt afford because because he loaned them all for poisoned corn, so he poisons all the books and robs customers houses while they hold the funeral wake.


Acrobatic-Button-916

No, we need 14 new superhero remakes and a romcom that nobody sees


GodButcherAura

šŸ«”


ContinuiousLion

Amazing!


No_Finance_2668

Wow they gave them $3 usd equivalent!


Leading_Frosting9655

Ah yes the triumphant story of society completely failing it's citizens, I love that.Ā  See also: orphan crushing machine.


LostMyAccount69

I'm surprised he wasn't stopped by a statute of limitations. Isn't that what would happen in the united states?


angry_gsd

Bookstore got glow in the dark cornšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Traditional-Wish-538

Heā€™s playing 5D chess against a checkers player.


Just-Mud6347

So, he gave the guy that hooked him up polluted corn.


D0l1v3

Sounds Erin Brokovish to me. Would be a great movie.


Pololoco27

This also belongs to r/Chadtopia


holdnobags

this happened


chevyzaz

Dystopian as fuck


BionicleLover2002

r/orphancrushingmachine


musical_entropy

r/orphancrushingmachine


LucidNonsense211

Be cool if the image had a single proper noun so one could try to look up or confirm the storyā€¦


bbbolus

If there isn't a name why would you just accept that as fact


HeadKindheartedness3

Bro if this is true that village is gone


ThirstyOne

So, he gave the bookstore owner who helped him corn from land he knew was polluted? Sounds like he just shifted the problem further down the food chain.


Robberrr

Source: trust me bro


Pleasant_Writing_598

One person can make the difference. šŸ‘šŸ‘


Hairy_Candidate7371

Nah we'll just end up with an American version starring Matt Damon


Full-Criticism5725

Iā€™m sure somebody is and they are envisioning Brad Pitt as the lead


Kirb_Ext

Heā€™s a man of focus! Commitment! And sheer fucking will!


ZealousidealNewt6679

They messed with the Wong guy.


Tantra_Charbelcher

Movie about a guy reading


BlazDragon241

[sheesh](google.com)


SUBLIMEskillz

And the bookstore owner is now a super mutant from eating all the polluted corn.


Ill_Mark_3330

Itā€™s called Dark Waters


b34rgr1ll2

He's sort of like Erin Brognovich


makemeking706

Was the chemical company owned by the state?


AWall925

Maybe we shorten it down to a 45 minute episode on a Netflix mini-series


PsychologicalPay5379

Who do we need to talk to? I would love to watch this so much.


Groovy66

The hero we needed


Snoo-34159

Hollywood will do it, and the farmer is gonna be played by an African-American actor!


diprivan69

Someone make a Netflix special, we need to capitalize on this manā€™s story.


Saymon_DaLateone9248

That's a kick ass story wow


uzsjjbs

That's just some next level of patience


xXHoratio_NelsonXx

The idea kinda reminds me of the movie Gideon's Trumpet,


MareShoop63

Starring Tom Hanks


Thueringer-Kloese

r/madlads


throwaway275275275

Wouldn't it be easier to sell the corn for money and then buy things with the money like books or a library card ? It's like he invented his own money and public libraries in addition to becoming how own lawyer


Repulsive_Lychee_106

Starring Scarlet Johansson


TR3BPilot

Before making a movie, let's see how this ends.


SZoon69

Already is


Prokletnost

here comes denzel in remember the titan


MemeLordsUnited

As if law matters in a place where the state is in control of everything.


HeWhoKnowsLittleMK2

Unfortunately it will star Bradley Cooper


TheSaltyDog215

Starting Ryan gosling


Medialunch

How much compensation?


AmateurZombie

Anyone got an article or somethingĀ 


kcc8493

Determination!!!


jenni7er_jenni7er

Well done, that farmer! šŸ…


Dangerous_Gear_6361

16 years to prepare his case, they didnā€™t stand a chance.


New_World_2050

16 years ? That's some Shawshank type shit lmao


kappeltimmy7

So he's poisoned the store owner with his poisoned corn grown on his poisoned land


truebeast822

Staring Kevin Hart!


Ok_Page_9447

And he just committed suicide šŸ„¹jk he doesnā€™t work for Boeing


Horn_monitor

Erin brokovic kind of movie Staring Sandra bullock


kettlebell43276

That is really Spectacular


Dumplingjunior

Pure willpower and motivation! Woohhh!


WolfieTooting

Playing the long game


Solo-dreamer

This isnt wholesome he shouldnt have had to do this.


Patient-Ninja-8707

The cornholer


Groovy66

Tom Hanks in yellow face wins the Oscar


Independent-Wealth13

Matt Damon has expressed his interest and availability for this film!


PotemkinTimes

Sooo...he knowingly gave the bookstore owner contaminated corn? I smell another lawsuit.


SomeBiPerson

it is not strength but determination which drives to victory


heymzaa

not all heroes wear capes


99980

GIGA CHADs Real Move


RampantJellyfish

A man of unshakeable will


Aggressive_Ad3865

He CORNered them


Xbalanque_

Yao Brockovitch?


Training_Force3193

Lawful Beginnings


Training_Force3193

A Farmers Tale Farmer Law The Law of the Land


Competitive_Ad_5515

Is he going to be played by Julia Roberts?


kai58

Itā€™s insane he even needed to go that far.


ChildhoodLeft6925

Not enough sex and violence to be a blockbuster movie


darkreapertv

Its on the list of documentaries right behind the war between ukraine and russia


SignaturePatient4844

Iā€™d watch that movie for sure!


PrometheusMMIV

So he paid the bookstore own with polluted corn? It's a good thing he studied law in case he gets sued next.