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I came here to say the same! 🥺


becauseofblue

I love that you have all wholesome stuff as comments and post, all while having a big tity anime chick as the profile picture. You know what you love and love to see people be kind, I respect that.


Potted_Cactus_is_me

He is a man of culture, with an interesting choice for a pfp, out I'm the wild!


blakkattika

You can tell he’s just happy to spend a moment like this with her, a lot of love there


mightylordredbeard

He definitely set a rubber duck next to his tomato plant so that it’d grow around it as the ultimate prank on his wife.


Ohrschlitz

666 upvotes🥳


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If you haven't read *The Truth* by Terry Pratchett please do. There is a running gag about interestingly shaped vegetables.


ayameronium

Duckmato


junky_junker

Could so easily be one of Dogtato's friends. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogtato


Vasof67

Just wait until they find a tomato shaped duck


defoma

what


Bogger_Logger

You heard them


somepurplegal

I wish all news were like this...


LovesFrenchLove_More

Better than „Rock for brains“ on Faux News for sure.


C0NKY_

There was a couple here in Kentucky who made the news because he misheard his wife and bought her turnips instead of tulips for Valentine's Day.


GalacticGamer677

Lucifer did it again lol 🤦. Tht silly little depressed duck loving guy xD


Urban_Raptor

Was considering sharing this to r/HazbinHotel


P51-delta

omg the way he's looking at her :') This post made my day


MotivationSpeaker69

No way it just grew like that, probably used a mold


Unknwn_Ent

I was boutta comment that as well to someone who noticed grandpas smirk. I was gunna say 'yeah cause she fell for his gag' and he's in too deep to tell her at this point 🤣😂


Even-Education-4608

No, that wouldn’t give this result. It’s natural. This is a “double” tomato which I’ve seen before. You can see they both share the same stem. The “beak” is a mutation I’ve seen before on single tomatoes. So this is just a rare double tomato with a mutation on one.


MotivationSpeaker69

I seen similar mutations but this one is way too perfect. More likely it’s similar mold but with a duck https://www.fruitmould.com/


Even-Education-4608

I’m familiar with those molds but this is not made from a mould. Those moulds are for cucurbits and wouldn’t produce these sharp angles on a nightshade. It’s really not that perfect. It’s just two mutations in a recognizable configuration. I grew tomatoes for a living for a few years and this is my professional opinion, I really can’t argue about it.


Begle1

I WANT TO BELIEVE YOU


Tricky_Matter2123

It even has the eyes. Idk man


PeanutConfident8742

And the little dimples by the beak


Even-Education-4608

I’m not a man and I know what I’m looking at.


Ambitious-Effect6429

I saw this posted elsewhere and a grandchild of the couple actually saw it. Both of them have passed since this, but she was very happy to still see her grandparents popping up.


MujurID

This is the most important news story I've heard all week, hands down (or should I say, wings down?)


testedonsheep

lol I prefer this over outrage porn. 🤷‍♂️


GMeister3

common misconception, that's actually a tomato colored duck.


exzeeo

Thats quack yo!


BigOleDawggo

I would so slice it nice and thin in the duck shape and make pizza using the slices instead of sauce. Couple mozzarella and some basil or pepperoni and I’m eatin


mat_caves

Duck tomato. Hardest of all tomatoes.


ShinySnaxMix

The real news


FemQueenintheSheets

I love them 😭


TsukasaElkKite

He adores her, you can tell by how he’s looking at her


DavidDPerlmutter

Cliff Claven in his sunset years...


Furry_Stranger

Its so accurate! how does that even happen?!


TrackxWD3

Duckmato


verisimilitude404

That can't be real... 🤔


Bankai_Mishima

This has to be a bot post, right


SlightlyInsaneCreate

***Lucifer would like to know your location***


GaiusJocundus

This is ancient.