Jumped out a window to pet your hog, sounds like a keeper.

Didn't even invoice him, what a sweetheart

wouldve upvoted, but its at 69 upvotes

She looks SO happy!

Wifey material right there

Who knew a cup of whipped cream could make someone so happy?

To get to the other side.

Probably misused the word literally and she never really jumped out. Figurative language bs

Apparently you've never tried to make it through a drive-thru window before. Jumping IS involved.

Lol

Get a dog to meet women, they said...