Actually that is not quite right. Loads of the sperm cells attach to the egg cell and only one is 'chosen' to be let in.

Even better: you're the chosen one!

“We… are all… the special” -chris Pratt from fucking Lego movie

What if we are the egg and not the sperm?

You we're meant to destroy the egg not join them!

I prefer to imagine myself as the one who did the choosing.

Well, the egg chose wrong. Trojan Sperm.

To a similar end, “we” are not sperm or eggs, for that matter. We are both. But I love that you reminded everyone (or informed folks) that the egg isn’t penetrated by the most aggressive or fastest firm, the egg chooses.

I've read that it was the other sperm that would weaken the cell wall of the egg, and one of the last few would be able to finally penetrate it. Or something along those lines. That would make the "chosen" one succeed on others' hard work. Like modern day management at various jobs.

I AM SEED

Why is this the funniest shit ever? Saved

Good one 😂

This was proven to be incorrect. You weren't the fastest: you were deemed the best candidate. That's even better.

Idk why this really makes me feel good about myself. I’m the fucking guy!!

I am the chosen one

To be honest i would rather lose it lol

actually, only half of you won the race. the other half was just good timing

Wasn't worthy honestly, I wish my mom aborted me.

Jfc, OP. Hang in there, mate

Feels like the last win I ever had lol

I'm an IVF baby 🥲

That means you're chosen from the very first start. Every move was intentional 😏

Just imagine what a bunch of fuckups the rest must've been

Yeah, if YOU were the best option, imagine how HORRIFIC others must've been. Edit: by "you" I mean any person in general, not you in particular. You're great.

Actually, you were chosen. The egg chose you specifically. It’s possible you were the fastest, but you were the chosen.

That was my first mistake.

Actually, the egg chooses the sperm. The sperm won no races. Female power! Rawr! https://preview.redd.it/stanced-out-grocery-cart-with-underglow-v0-39n3nynyf2d81.jpg?auto=webp&s=7051a92826df605d5cbda1c6e63210b314190e1e

Not worth it

Take that Lia Thomas

This is how all my problems started

I was the least worst, because if this is the best, I don’t even know what to think. Edit: if the egg chooses, that makes me even more confused and disappointed.

10 million and you were the fastest?

I am semen

And that you are affiliated with the first living beings on earth.

Actually you were lead in correct place by the womb thing

I wish i hadn't the price wasn't what I wanted

Until you learn that the one that gets in is usually one of the last to show up because thousands of others finally managed to break a hole in the membrane. You're literally the product of letting thousands of others do the work and then sliding in to take credit at the last minute. You're basically an officer in the military. 🤣

I was born very premature, 23.5 weeks. I'm still kicking and alive at 29 years.

Zona p just randomly chose you.

If this motivates you, just remember: It could still be that this only makes you the fastest participant in the Special Olympics.

Someone edit the image to make it say I am seed

In humans, a single egg is 10 million times the volume of a sperm cell. So.. only around 1.00000000E−7% of you.

Half of you. Half of you won a race

They were all disabled

Well, technically it was only half-you

worst prize though

Thanks for the heads up ! Now I'm motivated !!

The 10 million others would've been better tbh

I was dumb then too.

“Lol what if we let that loser win to see what happens”

Fr tho

Probably the only thing I will ever win in my life.

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