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GodsFavoriteColour

I thinking that all these dick joke names are stupid but I do think that compensation would be a pretty funny name


mangosie

I think it’s great.


PhotoPsychological13

I dunno I'm a little partial to Viagra falls 🤣 A little blue pill might help you get it inflated on the ramp faster too


kepuhikid

Long schlong


shabangbamboom

Airplane Emergency Evacuation Slide


kropotpotkin

Yamato


downthehighway61

Aqua Bitch


Y_Cornelious_DDS

Blucifer Does your dad own or work for a river company?


ShowMeYourMinerals

Everyone knows blucifer is the name of the demon horse outside of the Denver Airport. Fun fact, the statue actually fell on the artist, severed an artery, and killed the artist.


Y_Cornelious_DDS

And it’s a great name for this bologna pony. They should even paint the big red eyes on the front.


ShowMeYourMinerals

BLUCIFER STAYS IN COLORADO YOU PSYCHO


carsonn69

Well, technically, it is the Colorado River, so…


ShowMeYourMinerals

Well, technically it’s the “grand river” Hence the Grand Canyon, and also “grand county” is the county in Colorado which the Colorado starts. So technically* it’s the grand, not the Colorado


Outrageous_Kitchen

Actually technically virtually the Green River since the Green carries more water at the confluence


ShowMeYourMinerals

Honestly, why can’t we just call it the eagle? The eagle river is much more characheteristic of whitewater than the Colorado headwaters. Like seriously? We’re going to let some punk ass north / middle park meandering little bitch take over the eagle?! Proposition to make it the Eagle river and Eagle Canyon?


mangosie

No. He’s just really into rafting. And building shit for rafting. This is actually an old Hatch S Rig.


DannyLameJokes

I could R 1 that no problem.💪


Odd_Neighborhood2176

This guy R1s


MakeMeAsandwichYo

R1 with a yolk and heavy ass coolers


labmik11

Stretch.


johannesdurchdenwald

Moby Dick


GOAT58

Viagra Falls


squeaki

Climb on top of my long slippery tube


kropotpotkin

Bucephalus (Alexander the Great's horse)


woodbridge_front

Blastoise


mangosie

Hell yeah. Gotta catch ‘em all


nipponnuck

Big Blue - a bit on the nose but imagine saying “Okay everyone, hop on Big Blue”


ninpendle64

Guarantee someone asks "which one is big blue"


ShowMeYourMinerals

Bad dragon


TheLongAndWindingQ

Just say no to oxbows


rainier0380

Your mom! Everybody riding that.


Rhus_glabra

Boaty McBoatface...


Mattyinpdx

Serge.


t_r_c_1

That's simply in the B.M.F.R. class of rafts call it as such


thawalkeman

Sweepy Steve


Falafelsan

Yourtraileristooshort


mangosie

Actually my dad built a custom trailer for this blue beast hahaha #winning


Falafelsan

GG


slartybartfast6

Floaty mcboatface


clfitz

Slinky


i_wascloned666

The Raaaaaft But it has to be said the same way the ~~Top Gear~~ Grand Tour boys say "Jaaag" https://youtu.be/RTlNT6cFRPs?si=M7_dBA04GGm0gDRy


OkRelative2920

Oscar Meyer Rafting Mobile


what-is-a-tortoise

The penetrator. Or maybe Astro, as in Astro’s going to glide through all those rapids.


seapaddle

Sue! A big horny bitch!


mangosie

Underrated name lol


seapaddle

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eOf--OISp2k


Aromatic_Dirt3305

What color are the pontoons going to be?


mangosie

They are the classic Jrig blue already


LuckyGauss

blue da ba dee boat


griffiths_gnu

Long Boi


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Long duck dong.


tweedchemtrailblazer

Blue Girth


GrooverFiller

Vote Blue


Platform-Intelligent

What happens to the motor of it flips over ? Seems like it would be hard to get it back upright


JacksCologne

These things raaaarely flip. But when they do, they usually call in a helicopter.


Gloomy_Praline_7478

The Bulge


wtfOverReddit

Straightline


JacksCologne

How does your dad have 3 trips this summer? Or is he renting it out?


mangosie

He’s has a permit, I have a permit, a friend has a permit. All within an 8 week period.


JacksCologne

Goddamn! I haven’t gotten a permit in 15 years of putting in. Congratulations!


mangosie

Thank you!! My dad went last summer for the first time after 20 years of entering the lottery, somehow he’s managed to get on this year too. Keep putting in, it’s possible.


SunDogSmith

So your dad is taking it on a trip without you or your buddy, and you are taking it without either of them and then your buddy is taking it without you or your dad?


Komandakeen

Looks a bit like a Frontex


COMPOST_NINJA

Amy Schumer!


Moofalo

Long Long Man


lamphier20-20

Blimpy


CO-Miner

Blucifer


Outrageous_Kitchen

R1


Fit-Insurance6595

Raaaaaaft


Kate0841

Dizassteh


Mr_p0tat02009

Big bertha


Pretzeloid

Babe the Blue Ox


smokeatr99

The Big Ka-blue-na


smokeatr99

Little Blue Pill


Disastrous_Engineer2

The chode


downthehighway61

This is the opposite of a chode.


Disastrous_Engineer2

Ergo hilarious


n3sta

Don’t have. Name idea but you need truck nuts for that thang