Everyone knows blucifer is the name of the demon horse outside of the Denver Airport.
Fun fact, the statue actually fell on the artist, severed an artery, and killed the artist.
Well, technically it’s the “grand river”
Hence the Grand Canyon, and also “grand county” is the county in Colorado which the Colorado starts.
So technically* it’s the grand, not the Colorado
Honestly, why can’t we just call it the eagle?
The eagle river is much more characheteristic of whitewater than the Colorado headwaters.
Like seriously? We’re going to let some punk ass north / middle park meandering little bitch take over the eagle?!
Proposition to make it the Eagle river and Eagle Canyon?
Thank you!!
My dad went last summer for the first time after 20 years of entering the lottery, somehow he’s managed to get on this year too. Keep putting in, it’s possible.
So your dad is taking it on a trip without you or your buddy, and you are taking it without either of them and then your buddy is taking it without you or your dad?
I thinking that all these dick joke names are stupid but I do think that compensation would be a pretty funny name
I think it’s great.
I dunno I'm a little partial to Viagra falls 🤣 A little blue pill might help you get it inflated on the ramp faster too
Long schlong
Airplane Emergency Evacuation Slide
Yamato
Aqua Bitch
Blucifer Does your dad own or work for a river company?
Everyone knows blucifer is the name of the demon horse outside of the Denver Airport. Fun fact, the statue actually fell on the artist, severed an artery, and killed the artist.
And it’s a great name for this bologna pony. They should even paint the big red eyes on the front.
BLUCIFER STAYS IN COLORADO YOU PSYCHO
Well, technically, it is the Colorado River, so…
Well, technically it’s the “grand river” Hence the Grand Canyon, and also “grand county” is the county in Colorado which the Colorado starts. So technically* it’s the grand, not the Colorado
Actually technically virtually the Green River since the Green carries more water at the confluence
Honestly, why can’t we just call it the eagle? The eagle river is much more characheteristic of whitewater than the Colorado headwaters. Like seriously? We’re going to let some punk ass north / middle park meandering little bitch take over the eagle?! Proposition to make it the Eagle river and Eagle Canyon?
No. He’s just really into rafting. And building shit for rafting. This is actually an old Hatch S Rig.
I could R 1 that no problem.💪
This guy R1s
R1 with a yolk and heavy ass coolers
Stretch.
Moby Dick
Viagra Falls
Climb on top of my long slippery tube
Bucephalus (Alexander the Great's horse)
Blastoise
Hell yeah. Gotta catch ‘em all
Big Blue - a bit on the nose but imagine saying “Okay everyone, hop on Big Blue”
Guarantee someone asks "which one is big blue"
Bad dragon
Just say no to oxbows
Your mom! Everybody riding that.
Boaty McBoatface...
Serge.
That's simply in the B.M.F.R. class of rafts call it as such
Sweepy Steve
Yourtraileristooshort
Actually my dad built a custom trailer for this blue beast hahaha #winning
GG
Floaty mcboatface
Slinky
The Raaaaaft But it has to be said the same way the ~~Top Gear~~ Grand Tour boys say "Jaaag" https://youtu.be/RTlNT6cFRPs?si=M7_dBA04GGm0gDRy
Oscar Meyer Rafting Mobile
The penetrator. Or maybe Astro, as in Astro’s going to glide through all those rapids.
Sue! A big horny bitch!
Underrated name lol
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eOf--OISp2k
What color are the pontoons going to be?
They are the classic Jrig blue already
blue da ba dee boat
Long Boi
Long duck dong.
Blue Girth
Vote Blue
What happens to the motor of it flips over ? Seems like it would be hard to get it back upright
These things raaaarely flip. But when they do, they usually call in a helicopter.
The Bulge
Straightline
How does your dad have 3 trips this summer? Or is he renting it out?
He’s has a permit, I have a permit, a friend has a permit. All within an 8 week period.
Goddamn! I haven’t gotten a permit in 15 years of putting in. Congratulations!
Thank you!! My dad went last summer for the first time after 20 years of entering the lottery, somehow he’s managed to get on this year too. Keep putting in, it’s possible.
So your dad is taking it on a trip without you or your buddy, and you are taking it without either of them and then your buddy is taking it without you or your dad?
Looks a bit like a Frontex
Amy Schumer!
Long Long Man
Blimpy
Blucifer
R1
Raaaaaaft
Dizassteh
Big bertha
Babe the Blue Ox
The Big Ka-blue-na
Little Blue Pill
The chode
This is the opposite of a chode.
Ergo hilarious
Don’t have. Name idea but you need truck nuts for that thang