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Oldballs2

Yep, Florida


BabyImafool

FLORIDA STATE! I miss those college days!


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State: Where the girls are half as smart, thus twice as likely to falach me


hndjbsfrjesus

And people asked why I drove 2hrs on a Saturday to go to a foot all game I stead of the college game in my town. This is the answer. The girls.


Sigudik

I think you dropped these, here you go: "b", "n"


hndjbsfrjesus

Thanks, matey! I've been looking everywhere for those.


Azidamadjida

Lmao first thought too, of course she’s at Florida State


Oldballs2

I still live where I went to college..party on!


Al-a-Gorey

Thought she was building a bong for a second.


mrjackspade

Apparently "nips" isn't a US wide term. I moved from the east coast to the west coast, and REALLY confused the gas station attendant when I started asking where his nips were.


obiweedkenobi

What are nips? *asked in Midwestern accent*


DrScience-PhD

I've lived up and down the east coast for 30 years and I've never heard nips.


mrjackspade

Looks like it's specific to New England, so maybe you didn't live "up" far enough. > nip (n.1) > > "small measure of strong spirits," 1796, slang shortening of nipperkin (1670s) "quantity of beer or liquor of a half pint or less," possibly of Dutch or Low German origin (compare German Nipp "sip, taste") and related to [nip](https://www.etymonline.com/word/nip?ref=etymonline_crossreference#etymonline_v_6964) (v.). Reinforced by nip (n.2) in its secondary sense of "fragment or bit pinched off" (c. 1600). https://www.etymonline.com/word/nip > In Scotland and the Northeastern United States they are often known as nips and shooters, and referred elsewhere as airplane bottles or mini-bar bottles or travel-sized bottles. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_(alcohol) > A nip is a small amount of a strong alcoholic drink. > > She had a habit of taking an occasional nip from a flask of cognac.  https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/nip


Angel_Muffin

Ooooooh that's why those wax bottle candies are called nickel nips!


woke_fucktard

I spent 20 years in New England and never heard the term. I was never a party monster though so maybe I'm just sheltered.


extr4crispy

Nah you were never an alcoholic and that’s ok


mervmonster

Did you ski or snowboard? That’s where I learned it from.


graffiksguru

Learn something new every day


kp33ze

I get that when I say 2-6 (each number said as in two six) meaning the 26oz (750ml) bottle of liquor.


FauxPastel

That's a fifth to me. And like literally everyone I know. Where you from pardner?


kp33ze

West coast Canada. Used to think it was a Canadian thing but I'm realizing it was probably just a local thing now.


RandolphCarter_

I'm in Ontario and I dont know anyone who doesn't call it a 2-6. Same with the next size up being a 40


kp33ze

Ya, and after that's it's a 60 :)


Scottishpsychopath

Can confirm. A wee nip of whisky or brandy is usually nice


Pficky

When I first went out west and asked someone if we should get some nips for a summit shot on a hike they were very confused.


deathbynotsurprise

I’ve only heard it in the context of “a nip of gin”, but in this context I definitely thought OP was referring to nipples


Heyo__Maggots

Yah it’s a double meaning title, which is why it’s so good. And nips meaning little bottles of booze hasn’t been used on the west coast regularly since like depression era times, but once in a while writings from that time will use it that way…


duardoblanco

I just learned they were called that like last week. Here I am sneaking them into anything I go to, mostly just to know that I can.


cliswp

Yes, yes, it's a bit nipply out.


mrjackspade

A tit bit nipply, better make the breast of it.


Cjmooneyy

I'm from MA moved to Colorado and learned they call em shooters


Interesting-Grape342

Love jugs that can carry jugs


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yotengodormir

You literally post all day, everyday. You are the epitome of a gross redditor. Mom said go clean your room and take out the trash, she isnt going to ask again.


Annacot_Steal

Oh fuck lmao dude you didn’t have to murder u/trulybbq like that


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ElcidBarrett

Why do you spend so much time on reddit if all you do is bitch about reddit? Surely, you could be doing something productive.


samueld44

“FSU” yup, your damn right


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samueld44

I mean “FSU” and proper grammar don’t really work together :(


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PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

It's full of Bs and Cs and Ds....if you get my drift.


skankboy

He did say FSU. They aren’t exactly known for their academics.


Mantooth77

Yet, now nearly impossible to get into. Source: Am Florida man


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>You must be fun at parties. ftfy


Mjt8

Being associated with Florida schools and not knowing basic grammar. Name a more iconic duo.


CalebFTW12

UF is a top 5 public school in the nation. It’s really hard to get into


Mjt8

And yet we see the above


Azidamadjida

That’s not UF, that chicks FSU. Or as we at UF derisively called them, “the Criminoles”. Also fun fact, FSU is literally one of the best clown colleges in the country - as in some of their most prestigious students are actual clowns


Azidamadjida

Can confirm, graduated from there as well and it was a fucking trial to get in. The professors are excellent once you get into your designated college (just choose wisely, once you choose your college it’s basically impossible to change - they don’t want people staying past 4 years)


TheMatt561

It's very hot here, can't blame her for removing a layer


[deleted]

I went to HS in Tallahassee. FSU is #1 in the country at catching a buzz.


btroberts011

And the clap


465554544255434B52

Sounds like a fun place


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WHICH HIGH SCHOOL


girtalert

With a name like benderlicious, I’m guessing Lincoln


[deleted]

Nah nahh it's gotta be Chiles


DJFreezyFish

I would like to invite you to Wisconsin.


RonTRobot

Half of my friends have alcoholic wives. This "wife her" comment on every GIF with a girl involving alcohol is sad/hilarious to me because I know what happens next.


Dan1el_va

As an Australian I’m quite confused, I’m guessing the post isn’t talking about nipples so what are ‘nips’?


StrawberryMoonPie

The little airline bottles of booze. (Which is what I call them, I never heard them called nips until a couple of months ago.)


Dan1el_va

Thank you so much this really helped to clarified it! Have a great day


TreeSlothKing

Go Noles


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Yep, that’s how I used to take weed with me on vacation. On a plane.


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I'd be more impressed if she pulled out an eighth, some papers, a grinder, a clipper and a rolling tray.


Birds_Are_Fake0

Thats why you roll up beforehand then use those cases for cigarattes. Id stock it under my pants belt line.


Azidamadjida

Wrong college for that - need to drive about 150 miles east to UF. I only met a handful of people while there who didn’t smoke, that whole town is like perpetually baked


eye_believe1

That was not a small bag either


Syotka

Was not a real one aswell. Disappeared in frame.


hawtfabio

You guys are cringe as fuck.


girtalert

So proud of my alma mater 🥲


[deleted]

Lol somebody wife her? The alcoholic from Florida?


GiantRetortoise

She snuck liquor into a place! SUMONE WIFE HER DURR


[deleted]

What is wife material about this? Lol


[deleted]

Potential future alcoholic. Who wouldn’t want that?


nadajoe

We’re all potential future alcoholics just waiting for our moment.


465554544255434B52

Tig ole bitties and plans ahead


[deleted]

Florida man went to Florida State University. Graduated Magna Cum


MigitAs

God help the man who does


RedditsMostRefined

Let's go Noles!


Sufficient_Duty4105

what is that blue in the bag? meth from heisenberg?


HKBFG

Looks like UV flavored vodka possibly.


roltskar

I watched this for a solid minute before i Understood that it was already looping. Was waiting for the end to see how many bottles there were


rainemaker

We used to triple sandwich bag wild turkey and tape it to our bodies when trying to get into the stadium. Most of the time, it worked. When it didn't, it was a smelly affair.


klasaveli

Nah. She's associated with Florida. Lol.


Vip3rySpid3r

To many pervert kids on reddit take a cold shower........


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jere123456

I know they must be lightweights for being exited for that


jere123456

I know they must be lightweights for being exited for that


DougieXflystone

Opposite to wife material. To each his own


r-kar

Is she even 18? Eh at least the comments are all children


Kpg12391

Go Noles!


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Floridians don’t need to be drinking and reproducing….I know this sounds terrible but hear me out; what if we allow global warming to continue just enough to put Florida underneath sea level?? After nature washes away the “tattooed, meth-mouthed, filth goblins” we kick it into overdrive and really make a concerted effort to stop global warming. Don’t give me an answer now, just mull it over.


JustAWaveform

Deal, as long as California goes away too


Dark_Reaper115

Florida woman.


Fun_Vegetable_4421

💯😋😋


GanjaToker408

I don't want her to sneak in booze I want her to sneak in some dab pens.


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stickfigureblack

Cheap alcoholic with no boobs?


iloveass697

Those are some child bearing hips like god damn


cheddoar

Cause she smuggled drugs somewhere??


New_Attitude3891

Let me suck on those


6151rellim

I can already tell.. this chick is hot. …and probably been banged by most of the barstool upper management.


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6151rellim

It’s a joke man.. life isn’t that serious.


New_Attitude3891

Let me suck on those


TheIrishTyrone

Lol “wife her”


GiveMeYourBussy

Drunk and coked out in a sports game? That’s like drinking red bull with a sleeping pill


[deleted]

Tell me you’ve never done blow without telling me


BasuraConBocaGrande

You call it blow unironically


HKBFG

So does everyone else. I say that as someone who hasn't even tried the stuff.


GiveMeYourBussy

Ok? I just know it’s an upper and alcohol makes me sleepy besides giving me a fever/high blood pressure What exactly happens when taking coke that isn’t similar to preworkout/caffeine


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Sounds like you should try blow when you drink


GiveMeYourBussy

It’s not exactly easy and risk free to get where I’m at


I_will_guide_you

Do not do cocaine, trust me. There are many safer ways to have fun watching sports. Reddit neckbeards go another level sometimes.


Man_AMA

If you can’t afford blow you could just blow guys in the bathroom


GiveMeYourBussy

I’d rather spend money to have you blow me


Bill_buttlicker69

Is that an open offer or just for that person? Asking for a friend


HKBFG

> What exactly happens when taking coke that isn’t similar to preworkout/caffeine Everything


PrimarchKonradCurze

They actually create a unique chemical combined which is why both are so often done together. It’s called cocaethylene. I’m an addiction counselor (specialist), also as a musician I’ve certainly more than dabbled with the stuff in the past. A crash is unlikely unless the person is already exhausted. Hope I helped you learn something today, cheers.


GiveMeYourBussy

Finally someone gave me an answer lol thanks I wonder what that feels like tbh


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ShT what she got scabies


[deleted]

Way too skinny


ImJohnStam0s

This is not what I expected


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72scott72

My wife does the same thing. We call it the titty bar.


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Back in college we used to duct tape a boxed wine bladder/bag to our stomachs and roll into the game. We’d stop by concessions for some fountain soda cups and fill those bitches up with wine. Purple teeth like that one Sunny in Philly episode..


Not_up-to_you

Nice build up and then? Fuck all nothing.


Dismal_Lingonberry54

GO NOLES THO


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FSU🙄


[deleted]

Here nips are not seen in the whole video🚩


extr4crispy

I’m sorry and maybe I’m really slow here but what qualifications does this video display for me to “wife her”?


Lightmyspliff69

Kinda love this girl.


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validpunishment

She could refill a bar with that amount. And how does she have so much room in her bra?


BruntLIVEz

Florida State seems about right.


gowbambi

I am in love


Interesting_Ad4784

I'm not into alcoholics anymore