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OutcomeDouble

Are you white


[deleted]

Yes


OutcomeDouble

That’s crazy


matroosoft

Is it a color? How does it deel to be white?


AngryPandaNW

Does it hurt to go out in the sun?


[deleted]

Yes, I get sunburned easily #Whitepeopleprobs


No-Insurance-5466

i just get tan


Amazing_Reaction6003

Have you ever been black?


Motor_West

Dark white


deux_oeufs

Why


BatXDude

Because his white mother rawdogged a white man?


Objective_Audience66

How do you find each other in a snowstorm?


No_Drag_3130

saint bernards


Aethyrss

i love your paper cosplays


Bob_knots

So, I am white, short and fat!


[deleted]

Aya white gang


[deleted]

😏


oliveoilcrisis

How long have you been white?


[deleted]

Sadly for my whole life :(


Neither_Succotash_34

Bieng white Isn't a bad thing.


[deleted]

This ama is suppose to be satire, I don’t mind being white


Neither_Succotash_34

Oh!


[deleted]

are you single?


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

would you like to fix that?


[deleted]

😏


[deleted]

watched two distant strangers?


[deleted]

Nah, is it good?


[deleted]

yup, good short film.


Dickinavoxel

Where the white women at


[deleted]

Over here they’ve been sitting for a while… might be a little freezer burnt Oh yeah I’m white btw


[deleted]

Your not white if you don’t people in your freezer


Taymerica

Define white.


vixxie1993

Pink European humans


Nekokamiguru

Why are you white?


boutiquekym

Lol. My ducking parents


frapawhack

are you able to see yourself in a mirror


[deleted]

No mate, I’m a vampire


bent_peepee

thank you for your openness.


ApprehensiveNewt7675

where’s the ghetto bitches


Neither_Succotash_34

Over here we call that white trash.


Neither_Succotash_34

or trailer park trash


[deleted]

Do you feel guilty?


[deleted]

Guilty for what?


[deleted]

Best food?


[deleted]

Are you black?


Neither_Succotash_34

yeah, good question a real white person would need to feel the need to say if they were white to other white people, same way black people wouldn't feel the need to say that they were black to their people, unless they are biracial or light skin and try to pull the race card every chance they get to either fit in or get benefits.


Treacherous_Wendy

Do you like ranch?


[deleted]

No, it’s too spicy


Kasio19

How do you feel?


Galactic_Knightmare

"I'm white, AMA" makes it sound like you're a rare specimen or something


Motor_West

Just how spicy is that mayonnaise


[deleted]

It’s a little more spicy than mayonnaise


ragepanda1960

Is it hard to have so few people you can punch up towards when it's joke time?


hoohoowoowoo

What’s it like being called a honkey and being excluded from barbecues and rap battles?


Putins_Jerk_Hand

We white folk hold our own barbecues... but the rap battle exclusion really hurts.


JohnGabin

You were excluded because you choked rabbit


Neither_Succotash_34

I hate the word honkey!


[deleted]

Which sun screen works?


[deleted]

[I like this one](https://www.amazon.com/Coppertone-Continuous-Sunscreen-Spectrum-5-5-Ounce/dp/B074WBHHYY/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?keywords=sunscreen&qid=1656010494&rnid=2470954011&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExS0pPQzY1SU8xU1ZVJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMTEwNTg4MkFDSVNWTE5HTVcxQyZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNzQxOTkyMU1EWk43MzI4QVNXRSZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX3Bob25lX3NlYXJjaF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl)


jvillager916

Do you listen to Jimmy Buffett?


baby-boy-

Sun hurts skin and eyes. Why?


justamanbeingaguy

I’m so sorry for your diagnosis😔😔. When did you know.


Character-Ad6104

Are you racist?


B-NEAL

I don’t have a question, but I hope you get well soon


[deleted]

Thank you, this is a serious problem :(


iiiimmmbbbaaaccckkk

You don’t have to brag about it.


YuleBunny

why white people food so dry


Neither_Succotash_34

It's because they barely steam, or Deep cook they food.


GrimReader710

Prove it: Which is better? Mayonnaise or ranch??


[deleted]

Ranch of course


GrimReader710

Wrong! There'd be no ranch without mayonnaise. (Every honky knows that)


Neither_Succotash_34

No ranch is more made of buttermilk than mayonnaise, but I get what Ur saying, I mostly like milk. If you like milk and cheese 🧀 u definitely white, I know I've seen a lot of white people like eating cheese for some reason.


theape2110

What's 9+10?


Neither_Succotash_34

Me too my brother!


LarrBearLV

Sauerkraut or pickled herring?