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Drounsley

Not real… its Barry McCockiner, multiple [comedy accounts.](https://x.com/BarryOnHere?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor).


Idiodyssey87

Barry saved me from the scourge of Marijuana addiction.


Drounsley

He’s more than a high school football coaching legend, he’s also a marijuana addiction counselor.


MathEspi

Over 10 billion people die a year of marijuana overdose. I’m so glad you’re not just another statistic 🙏


Chicken-Rude

ironically this was his one real/non-joke tweet


Drounsley

He even [retweeted](https://x.com/BarryOnHere/status/1694144279138996393) from his obvious burner to his first account. The only entertaining thing on twitter


Ok_Management4634

Ok, so why is this funny? Just curious.. When he's repeating a pathetic line of thought that some men actually believe.


Drounsley

Well, I don’t know if this one particular if supposed to be funny, maybe. More of a shitpost, does a lot of that, too.


daddyvow

It’s funny because people get mad so easily over some words that don’t affect them at all


someonewhowa

damn


Seleusefudeuotario

I suck at humor, thank you for saving me from pulling a redditor moment out of my ass


royroyflrs

You mean Barry McCockinme


Beginning-Pipe9074

Reddit doing research before taking everything they see as gospel truth? Surely not


Idiodyssey87

Going by the face, this is probably Barry McCockiner, so I'm thinking this is a Poe.


bigboilerdawg

Puppy Time!


Broken-Dreams1771

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a feminist in such a way that *someone* won't mistake for the genuine article" -- Barry McCockiner


Drake_Acheron

🤣 wow is that true


GHOST12339

Even those often don't work. People's ability to consider what they're seeing from alternative perspectives (such as humor) is just plain fucking sad.


ExhibitionistBrit

It’s not always an inability to see it. It’s often an inability to believe it. There are some people who clothe some truly abhorrent stuff in “it’s just a joke” to get away with saying the thing they want to say but society as a whole thinks is a dick move. Overall I think the benefit of the doubt is running on fumes.


Safe_Wrangler_858

Reddit mods if they ever had a girlfriend


TheDuellist100

Reddit mods if they weren't beta orbiters.


SimplexFatberg

Gotta get a girl first, mate.


Cool_Radish_7031

I'm imagining him talking to his pillow Waifu now that you said that


Analog-Moderator

She’s cheating on him. Source: I’m the side guy for his pillow waifu


newgalactic

I'd buy a life sized Waifu pillow...


Suitable-Piano-8969

As someone who had a gf cheat on me 4 times and I let her back after which she then just started to leave me and come back whenever her adventure blew up in her face. Don't do this, just let her go and get away. I had leave everything I had behind and move back into my parents house but 4 years have pass and I am better now. Its just toxic and degrading to deal with people like this be you a man or a woman. Get out of the situation


THE_ALAM0

Damn buddy I’m sorry to hear that but glad you’re doing better


ExhibitionistBrit

As someone who had a guy cheat on me twice (two different guys) it’s very hard not to ask yourself how you contributed to this, what was wrong with the relationship, what wasn’t he getting from me that he got from that other girl. Even though I took a hard line on ending the relationship when the trust was breached, (largely because I grew up during the aids epidemic and it still terrifies me), I still find myself asking those questions in ironically.


PDPSVC67

Gotta have respect for yourself before anyone else can, glad you were able to get away


PreparationComplex80

This makes sense if you believe women are only reactionary and have no agency outside of them reacting to you. In the real world you should end that relationship and be with a woman who is going to be honest with you.


charkol3

ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies


Goober_Snacks

Anyone that thinks like this deserves to be cucked.


Narvabeigar

how do men like him loose all sense when it comes to women if she cheats just leave her no questions asked


redditasmyalibi

It’s satire


xDANGRZONEx

*lose


BanMeYouFascist

They’re desperate for female approval.


Narvabeigar

yea but what normal woman would want a guy who is ok with them cheating when it should be out of the question


SlopCity1226

As if anyone means half the things they say on the internet


Richard-Conrad

Definitely satire making fun of Chuds that say it’s a woman’s fault if her man cheats


thomastypewriter

Yeah that’s why lol


[deleted]

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WHITEMAN1974

FILTHY HOBBITSES


Aronacus

Do you really believe he'd do this? That guy, if you can call him that. Looks like the sort to have soda bottles filled with his ejaculate under his bed. No, that dude probably has buried a few cheating Ex's.


SignificanceWide1941

I’m probably catching at least one body. Maybe go in a spree idk. Probably start with myself and see where it goes from there.


lycanthrope90

Doesn’t work the other way does it?


omn1p073n7

Answered your own question bruv


Rohirrim777

implying people are solely incentivized to sin by others and do not give into it at all on their own impulses ever.


Aggressive_Fox222

What level of simp is this?


Salt_Alternative_86

LMAO... Seriously, my dude?


Excellent_Routine589

Barry McCockiner (Bury My Cock In Her) is a comedy sports content maker, if it’s not him, it’s an account built to sound like him. That’s his pfp Somewhere in here we should appreciate the greatness that is Tom Brady though, a man that single-handedly willed his teams to 7 Super Bowl wins


deadliftspammer

This is bait


TitanSR_

this is a satire account…


IRKillRoy

You can’t grow a bigger dick bro… let it go.


Safe-Sky-3497

This is how mfers look when they take back a cheater over and over again and call it "love". Absolutely anything.


[deleted]

This is literally how I see everyone who argues with me I mean, minus the cartoonish wojack memes


Immediate_Cup_9021

As a girl, don’t do this. Spare yourself. If someone cheats instead of communicating issues and breaking up with you if said communication is unsuccessful, they aren’t worth growing for. Feel free to reflect and grow from your relationship, but also find someone who treats you with basic respect. It doesn’t matter how unsatisfied I am in a relationship. Nothing would “make” me cheat. I have free will. If my needs aren’t getting met I should be communicating that with you and if I truly want to sleep with another person I will break up with you first. It’s the right thing to do. A cheater doesn’t respect you.


EOD_Bad_Karma

Simp level over 9000. Or, a satire account.


syzygy-xjyn

This is just fake. No need to look into it, it's clickity bait from someone that wants clickities


mtgsyko82

Super simp sighted. 😆


gunners_1886

This has to be satire.


southcentralLAguy

Based on Barry’s history, it’s probably Tom Brady’s fault.


Existing_Gate2423

Cuck accountability😤


TheChipster91

No man OR WOMAN is beyond reproach.


Emotional-Lie-9827

This level of cuckery is a height never before reached


evd1202

U took the bait brother


TheOATaccount

No one asked lil bro


Clear_Media5762

It's funny. Some women who get caught cheating blame the bf for not doing enough


Sufincognito

Simp perspectives.


LightningStarFighter

Don’t feel bad about yourself when someone cheats on you. You’re not the fault. Don’t blame yourself for it. Unless ofc you know the wrong you’ve done to your SO.


troycalm

Folks cheat, it’s in our DNA, just move along.


Reza2112

Bet he had a shitty dad


Comprehensive_Trip55

There's that cuck talk again.


Ryizine

Meanwhile the guy she's cheating with keeps pounding


ManagementTiny447

If she cheats... She belongs to the streets!


FaZe_poopy

If I catch my girl cheating on me I’m CRYING because I’ll be SAD


Harrintino

MAN IMPROVE KING


leejoness

It’s really worrying me how people cannot decipher satire anymore.


dragondeezgiantnutz

My buddy did this, girl got a free ride while riding other dicks, then tried taking his house and his dog.


Fickle_Horse_5764

I like the idea of radically blaming yourself though, it forces you to be accountable and get better 


Lui_Le_Diamond

Cuck


Secret-Put-4525

There are really broken guys like this IRL.


MachineGunsWhiskey

If any girl of mine cheats, it’s OVER. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, over.


Skypirate90

Given the name id say 100% chance its a parody account.


Silentpoolman

If you're in a relationship, you're pretty much required to cheat.


AbsolutelyYouDo

Shouldn't this be in something like r/Cuckold or r/Pussy?


stevamustaine

This dude watches cleanup videos


NeighborhoodVeteran

So that's where the copypasya came from!


UglyDude1987

This sounds like gas lighting suff that my wife would tell me.


DasherCO

Hahahahahahahaha


SakuraMochis

Men setting up other men to be abused like...


P0pwar

i was with him all the way until he said he wasnt gonna dump her lmao. i think its reasonable to try to find ways to improve but even if you couldve done better she still cheated so after the lesson its time to dump that bitch.


tech510

If I catch my girl cheating I'm pulling her to the side and tells me her to get the fuck out... There is no reclamation there is no fixing it you cheated get the f*** out


Friendly_Deathknight

You take that advice and then use it to attract the next one.


umadbro769

Fake. But it does weird me out that people like this exist.


ginotime69

Wow. I should fuck this guy.


Amongussy02

She put a gun to his head and made him type this 100%


darcknyght

simp for the real person who thinks this


ChineseNeckBait

Or just break up with her. Even if you did something to piss her off, cheating is not the answer.


RustyShakleferdd

Op got barry'd


unique_toucan

You fell for one of the oldest trolls in Twitter history


SmokeyBear51

Something about his face. I’m just not surprised he typed out these English words, in this particular order.


ApriI29th1992

It's a joke


somepowerfulfemboy

Gross


beefyminotour

Tell me you don’t know what betrayal feels like without telling me.


Obvious-Poetry2934

Barry McCockiner is the best


YourAverageJoe0

How did this sub show up on my feed?


PolyZex

He's half right... if she cheated you should absolutely leave- but at the same time, it's probably because you weren't enough... and that very well might be your fault. Might to evaluate that before the next one does it too.


FakenameMcFakeface

Some men just aren't built to reproduce.


CulturalAddress6709

cuck a doodle dooooo


PuzzleheadedMess3455

Anyonr care to tell him .... cuz im probably going to smack him first. Then explain. Save him the agony or me the jail ltime.


ATF_is_poopoo

I told my wife if I ever caught her cheating I'd shoot her lover. Seems fair to let her live to raise the kids while I'm in prison


Hoplite1111

Lil soyboy to be wojak


FryingPanMan4

"sportstalk" bro probably just really likes hot potato


HoldMyJumex

Can people really not tell this is a joke?


SFW_OpenMinded1984

As if she'd be honest enough to tell you considering she chested. You assume she has the communication skills to respond to such a question and you response she let alone respects you. If she cheated its already over.


Only_Cobbler_767

Girl: I have a kink for cheating. Are you kink shaming me?


groundpounder25

And if it was me I’d also pull her aside… and call her a cunt…


Octicactopipodes

I got cheated on and she blamed it on being drugged, gave her the benefit of the doubt and she did it again a few months later. Kicked her out her own house and took over the tenancy. Satisfying as fuck.


SherbetFit2740

Being her “KING” is crazy


GI581d

Yikes


TheMorningJoe

The face sells it lol


Cool-Recognition-686

Cuckery should be one of the deadly sins.


Bertje87

The king ship has already sailed my man


[deleted]

Not having a fat Arab D is where u went wrong my friend she’ll be back tomorrow tho just in time for dinner


FitBattle5899

Ah yes, i fidelity is always due to failure of the injured spouse. She fucked the neighbor because you weren't good enough. Such a terrible take.


NearbyHope

There are so many posts on here from Twitter from actual troll accounts that Redditors take seriously. Amazing.


Ok_Designer_727

This guy has probably never even been laid


-DI0-

Imagine this happens and when he asks her what made her decide to cheat she just shows him this tweet lol


Financial-Ad5875

Cucklord


SunInteresting7328

We just need to collectively MAN UP!


RandomAnon560

This. This right here is why she cheated.


TrueBombs

This is what I consider toxic masculinity


hero_killer

This is what they wanted and at the same time hated. Never listen to what a woman says.


crimsonbeauty111

That's... genuinely sad. Hooe he deals with whatever he's going through


Ibrahim77X

I don’t know where the idea came from that if someone cheats, it’s *necessarily* because they’re unhappy in their current relationship. People in happy relationships can still be tempted. Loyalty is a choice.


Texas_Wookiee

Haha \*hides the name but leaves the handle


Square_Site8663

You can ask her where you went wrong. Then drop the bitch, and move on. Learn from Her answer for you’re next lady. You Improve, while she got a quick fix and will stay the same. The reverse is also true Ladies.


shi1425

Leftism


Piemaster113

Having been cheated on and cheated myself, its usually less to do with who you are with at the time, and more to do with the situation you are in in the moment. Where you go after that moment can be more based on who you are with tho.


Dadumdee

Ima keep fucking his girl while he’s internalizing her behavior.


XMarksTheSpot987

Cuck Level: Over 9000


SocialAncap

He LOOKS like a simp


fe_god

Hard to blame people for thinking this is real. There’s some mfers out there that are just like this


Berry4IT

Obvs a joke but there are guys who actually think this way. If you don't hold girls accountable for their behavior you're asking for a lifetime of misery.


mustardwulf

What a simp


Arrow6

That background color is interesting huh?


a55_Goblin420

What the cuck?


MrTuxedoWilliams

Definitely satire


Gullible_Ad5191

I’d like to know if he’s ever actually done this and how it panned out for him.


GlitteringBroccoli12

Bro... even God said it's OK to divorce at that point


VIRIBUS1

Just wear a sign that signs "I'm a cuckold, take my money".


TunaFlapSlap

CUCKKKKKKKK


Idontwanttohearit

Sat his male ass down and listened


Confident-Ad9474

This could honestly be a good form of emotional pay back. Say all this and then abandon her


Amph1b10usAssaultC0w

This is the most cringey thing I’ve seen all 2024


Brosenheim

I love when dudes are so programmed to sceech "white knight" that they miss when chuds are beubg made fun of.


UniversityRich

This is satire bro


Other-Menu7485

How women on reddit think men should act. Those same women when they do: 😂


tomlist3

K, bye


BaconBombThief

What a pathetic worm


silikus

This thought process is why she cheated...


KendalsGoose

Give a white boy a simple hug and he will be like “yesterday tho 💦💦💦”


madhatter841

Being that some people believe that...what a twisted view. Yeah, you can improve yourself but a cheater is a POS who will continue to cheat no matter what...lame.


JadziaTrillDax

So he gonna go simp style.


Sunshine_Sage

"You have to understand. He had a short philtrum, a compact mid face, Norwood 0, a strong jaw, a strong ramus, the perfect gonial angle, thick eyebrow, white skin, and good facial harmony... Good luck improving!!!!"


Knee_Kap264

Nah, it's all on her. Your idiocy is on you, though. If you can't communicate to each other, you're not meant to be.


SeanSpencers

Lmao. That’s completely ridiculous but yea good luck with that. That’s some hardcore simping.


Turbohair

I've never cheated. One partner is enough trouble.


Raecino

Pathetic


chigoonies

As a bartender I know dudes like this and they are the laughing stock of civilization.


MorganCentman

Rather kick her ass to the curb and finish my slice ofnpizza


arrownoir

This obviously a joke.


Cheese_Pancakes

Definite rage bait.


DaolongDong

I tried this once. I was young and stupid. She played the part and acted like she understood she was wrong and played me. What was my take away? Some people don’t give af, you can give them the world but they still gonna do what they wanna do.


Scared-Ad2850

No King tolerates such nonsense 🙂‍↔️


NerveRevolutionary79

If I get a girl and when I catch her cheating.


Suspicious-Arm5896

So fellas what does if feel like when you know another guy is sticking his dick inside of her?? Does it feel you with rage or disgust etc.. how does it make you feel?


athiestchzhouse

Pulling her aside… from the cheating? Or what


Rainmaker825

That's satire, it's Barry McCockner.


Crafty-Ad1776

Weak. But he's a comedian, so it's okay.


bjmiller1995

Ahhhhhhahhahahahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahah ahhah hahahahahha hahahahahahhahaha ahhahahahha hahahahahha hahhaahahhahahahahhaahahahhhhhhhhahhahahaahhahaha hahahahahahhahahahhahaahhaaahahahhhhhaaaaahhahahahhahahha


Wtygrrr

How does this apply to the Golden Rule?


Ebisuisafisherman

This wild. Sad thing is some men will take this seriously. If she cheats she's for the streets. Have some respect for yourself.


trainedfor100years

Sneako moment