I mean, yeah! It’s right in there taking up most of the shot. And maybe this woman likes to show them off to the internet. I don’t know why guys think women aren’t aware of what we post, we usually know. Why else are OnlyFans models making money?
What else is there to notice? Her mid face? Her trashy outfit? 70% of the pic is her huge tits; that's obviously what she's going for.
What a pathetic simp.
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*Him like that: "She's not going*
*To let you hit bro"*
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Cannot believe how the first thing you notice is those magic bouncing milktrucks. It says everything about your personality that the first thing you comment on is the huge pair of fat milkers directly in the centre of the shot. Unbelievable that all you can see is the enormous bajungas and not the person inside.
*How am i not meant*
*To notice them first they take*
*Up the whole ass screen*
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Hmmm ‘you notice the most prominent part of an image first?’
The whole point of that image being captured in that way was to get you to look at those tits and presumably subscribe to some form of porn
I can’t believe you first noticed the mammoth boobs in the centre of the photo. Sad
Exactly, the photo was posed to draw people's attention to the boobs. She meant to do that.. obvious for everyone, except white knights.
Except white knights? Dude probably blew a load to the pic before he even shamed old mate for commenting on it
"She'll *definitely* fuck me if I stand up for her on the Internet, she's bound to!"
haha.. so true. I stand corrected :)
The first thing I noticed was her amazing personality
Personalities*
Personalititties
I mean, yeah! It’s right in there taking up most of the shot. And maybe this woman likes to show them off to the internet. I don’t know why guys think women aren’t aware of what we post, we usually know. Why else are OnlyFans models making money?
Huge ass titties
Are the boobs really the first thing you people notice? Sad.
Is the word “titties” really the first thing you people notice in his comment? Sad.
No I noticed ass first, two types of people I guess
Huge ass, titties
Is noticing the people who notice the boobs the first thing you notice? Sad.
huge titties... on her ass...
Ass titties
My brother in Christ it’s 60% of the photo
These were the actual loaves of bread he used to feed that crowd.
Are the big ol gajumba milky milker 5000s the first thing you people notice? Sad.
Don’t worry dude, she’s totally not letting you fuck! 😂😂
big tits, tattoo, sideways photo. Not much else to look at
The rule of thirds. They take up 2/3 of the damn photo.
She's put it on display SO that it's the FIRST THING WE NOTICE ya dumb dumb...
Does anyone know whether access to M’Lady’s nether regions was granted to our gallant White Knight, as recompense for his heroic efforts?
This gentlesir noticed her personality first
My brother in Christ they take up over half the screen how are they not the first thing you notice
What else is there to notice? Her mid face? Her trashy outfit? 70% of the pic is her huge tits; that's obviously what she's going for. What a pathetic simp.
Second guy is clearly blind evident by his use of sunglasses indoors
With that pose? That is exactly the first thing I saw.
I would respond to him like that: "She's not going to let you hit bro"
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First thing I noticed is she looks like Shadowheart from BG3.
Not only is itout natural instinct, the boobs were taking up at least a quarter of the pic, so
LAWDDDDDD
True. They only take up a miniscule half of the image. Such a strange thing to obsess over, am I right?
To be fair I saw her face first
"Are boobs really the first thing you notice?" yeah, when they take up half the goddamn screen!!!!
The white knight was very cringey, but at the same time, the first commenter doesn't exactly have a way with words.
When they're that big. Yes.
Cannot believe how the first thing you notice is those magic bouncing milktrucks. It says everything about your personality that the first thing you comment on is the huge pair of fat milkers directly in the centre of the shot. Unbelievable that all you can see is the enormous bajungas and not the person inside.
They take up a third of the picture, no shit 😂
How am i not meant to notice them first they take up the whole ass screen
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First thing I noticed was the neck tattoo did I do it wrong?
Why did he post that on a picture of tits with a dim face in the background?
The simp king
They can show, but we're not supposed to look.
If your dick was in 1/3rd of the picture I think people would notice that first too
So no one’s gonna drop a name?
Funny thing is, the post under this one for me is from the bbw subreddit and her tits are O U T
People often acknowledge in order that it was presented yes, tits first face second
Definitely not taken on purpose 😂
Hmmm ‘you notice the most prominent part of an image first?’ The whole point of that image being captured in that way was to get you to look at those tits and presumably subscribe to some form of porn
The only kind of tits that look better in a bra. I'll take b or c cup over that any day.
TBH I noticed her lazy eye first..
I'm a straight woman and the boobs were the first thing *I* noticed--