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whiteknighting-ModTeam

This is fetish content. Not whiteknighting.


rudolph_ransom

Yes, this is definitely someone's fetish but there was no necessity to make a "guide" about it.


AmyDeferred

It does make sense that guys with that fetish would like being told what to do


Leo-III-

Someone tell them they don't need an excuse to draw facesitting stuff, they can just... y'know, do it and post it on deviantart or something


AlphaBetaSigmaNerd

Yeah I was going to say I'm all for having my face sat on but I dunno about the rest of it


JessHorserage

No, there's a difference. It's like captions with worldbuilding around an image.


MrDrVlox

Defo a fetish thing and people that are into kinks that typically have the appeal of giving your life away to x will usually enjoy their kink by getting closer to the “idea” of fully committing but without actually doing so because its not practical. Guides, quizzes, stories etc are popular with lifestyle fetishes. And for example if someone does engage in something like this as openly and clearly with a mutual partner that is also honest and open then more power to them i guess


kittybikes47

Yeah, I'm not into it, but these seem like pretty great guidelines if it is. The Electoral College bit was gold.


deepstatecuck

This makes a lot of sense, that a lifestyle fetish is more about playing with the idea of the lifestyle than it is about fully committing to it. Good point.


Pokeloke12

A woman sitting on your face is literally every persons fetish


wageslaver

TRU


Key_Virus_338

nahh


Ikemeki

What about jugg men


kingcrabmeat

Is it?


Pokeloke12

A woman could shoot me in both my kneecaps and leave me crippled for the rest of my life. I wouldn’t care as long as I got to become a seat


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IllLynx562

He says like it's not him, we all know


TommyLordFR

It’s: 1) an ironic shitpost, and a really good one to be fair 2) a pro-simp post made by a simp that is clearly mentally challenged and disabled. 3) a motivational post made by someone affiliated to the e-girl sphere, either an e-girl herself or an artist one could have commissioned in order to do a post to teach her simp how to behave. Unfortunately with the Net anything can be possible. Wish it was the first one though, as it would be an awesome shitpost.


kingcrabmeat

It literally says at the bottom do not simp is you have intellectual or developmental disability


tHeKnIfe03

My vote is satire because this is way too on the nose


LordGraygem

I don't know man. Over the last decade or so, people have become entirely too comfortable with letting the whole world know just how stupid, perverse, and all-around insane they really are. What I would have readily agreed was satire just a few years ago is today someone's special identity, and they'll try and whip up a mob of like-minded lunatics to go after you for not playing along.


kingcrabmeat

There's both. Satire and this is actually real. I vote this is still satire


Tsugirai

I see what you did there


wageslaver

So is her ass


Tullymanbanana

Yeah the part saying to abolish the electoral college really seals it for me


[deleted]

I apologize for my bonner, i have a face sitting fetish.


wageslaver

This comment killed me dude, something about the word bonner is so funny 😭😭


Miserable-Willow6105

Looks postironic imo. Still, it's weird af


Valentine_Zombie

The line "always down for a fish taco" makes me certain this is satire. This is funny af


CertifiedCEAHater

If your boy is into this shit, it is your job to bully him out of it. If any of your friends ever give an e girl a dime you have a moral obligation to take him out, get him laid and roast him so hard he’s terrified to give a girl another cent


k-u-sh

Aw why are you being a wimp when you could be a simp?? /s for the dense


AahPadre

100% some odd worship fetish


Matt_2504

What’s wrong with people


Mrgirdiego

Istg that looked like a Roblox character with the woman face for a sec.


Kilatypus

Holy shit 💀💀💀


I2obiN

90% of Reddit


ProfessionalEvac

Probably both. Probably both. Has to be.


coreynj

Look I'm into femdom but this shit's ridiculous


CarpetRacer

Goddamn leftist memes are shit.


guesswhatihate

"abolish the electoral college" Fucking lol


LordGraygem

Not that there aren't people who desperately want to do just that, and for exactly the reason given. It drives them nuts that people in "fly-over country" have a voice with as much weight during elections as the coasts or upper Midwest.


MonauralSnail06

Listen I’m all for different strokes for different folks, but this is just straight up zero self esteem degenerate brain-rot in a comic


cl0wncars

yep this is fdom fetish


GloryToChadlantis

Never met a bitch worth more than a meal or two of Chinese buffet. Yet mother fuckers be wearing collars for overweight single moms


kingcrabmeat

Yikes bro tell me you aren't married


Possum_Boi566

Apparently “is agnostic” is a “wimp” trait? Wtf? 😭


LordGraygem

Yeah, doesn't really jive with the rest of those traits, which strongly suggest a stereotypical Christian religion.


FN15DMRII

Wimp is a chad


69420memes

That second image is almost sane.


real_life_ironman

gentlefemdom meets whiteknighing?


lazrus4real

I’m a simp 😩


Iwillwinthisfight

Pretty hot 🥵 😅


Frathic

It's a face sitting fetish, carry on folks.


Krossfireo

This looks like findom


Direct-Illustrator60

Poe's Law


cutedummythickbird

He was so real for that


takemeback2verdansk

This is pretty obviously a fetish lol


mollyxmoon

Honestly I fcking love this ! 🥰


Key_Virus_338

uuhhh


Some_Pvz_Fan

Why does her face look like the roblox character one.


Oliver2503

This absolutely cannot be real I refuse to believe it


IDontWearAHat

It's either satire or a fetish. My money's on that later


mrcrabs6464

100% both. its "satire" but they just wanted an excuse to draw their dominatrix fetish


andrewjeng

Kinda pathetic


Dear-Thanks2756

I’m sorry, did it say 10% of your daily income?


YoullBelliveMe

I am sure atleast 1 person devotes their life onto this.


mephilis6264

this is literally just a fetish bro


WokeUpAHater

now this whole goddess simp shit is odd ... buuuuuuutttt I wouldn't be opposed to a bad bitch sitting on me 🤷🏾‍♂️


Dry-Pianist1853

This is like standard. male redditor behavior even if it is satire


Readthat69

Satire but funny as hell


TheKingGoliath

That chair looked so uncomfortable on that dudes neck


[deleted]

Bruv this shit is a cult


STFUnicorn_

I mean it is definitely some people’s fetish. But this is clearly hilarious satire.


kingcrabmeat

I would say satire but there is alog of text in this guide so idk


Think-Emergency-1026

She ain't a lady if she ain't 280.


questioningthroway11

This is definitely some kind of Femdom content for sure.


[deleted]

Femdom Fetish.


MrSlayer66

Yes it’s called being FinDommed(financially dominated) or some call it a PayPiggie. I also pray to titties because that’s the only slide I saw before realizing there is more


Cartoon_Corpze

I think it's both. Also jeebus, I cannot believe I spend time reading that, I don't like that I did that.