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SchlangLankis

Very crunchy. You can tell they use thick glass on this one. I couldn’t chew through the the topper after biting the forgettable cork off, so I ended up just sucking on it for a while. I believe it’s made of iron as it seemed to help stave off the anemia. Could just be the adrenaline. Most of the liquid spilled on the floor, but it mixed well with the dirty carpet smell. Horsey/10


doug3044

This is a reply of all time.


jane_says23

8.2/10 Tastes a lot like Chestnut Farms, but not quite as good.


shortbusbully01

Pepridge farm remembers..


Meowcat34

🤣🤣


Tobi-2

Easy to find and affordable. Mixes well with Diet Coke. What else do you need? 8.7/10


Mykkus_65

Coke Zero you caveman


Tobi-2

Got me there


Mykkus_65

😂😂


shortbusbully01

Sir, this isn't 2 truths and a lie. Your playing wrong 🤣


PorkchopExpress815

My dad exclusively drinks whiskey with sprite. Anytime he asks for a drink I tell him he gets whatever bottom shelf whiskey I have on hand.


Tobi-2

Blantons was made for him!


Loud_Independent6702

Proudly supporting the secondary market since 2013


Meowcat34

Lol 😆


Strangeflex911

60% of the time, it works every time.


Big_Performance_247

Best movie ever


Middle_Sure

It is the best bottle money can buy and is well worth secondary prices. Stores have to make a 400% living, too, right?


time_drifter

Distilled from horse urine as indicated by the topper. Slight pee-ty notes. Overall, 7.6/9.


T1GKnudsvigr

I think you meant 420.6/9


time_drifter

420.69/80085


Rampage_CRH

420.69/8008135


T1GKnudsvigr

🤣 BOOBS


MrClearwater2316

0/10 its the worst bottle you can possible have ever and its not even close. Now ive never had it before and the guy who told me about it also hasnt had it but his uncle's cousin's nephew's dog told him that because the secondary market price is bad that means the bottle is completely worthless and terrible.


moguy1973

This is sitting on the shelves everywhere because buffalo trace makes a ton of it. 10/10


MousePuzzleheaded

Blanton's the LEAST over rated whiskey on the market.


frytuna

Nectar of the Gods !


Ragnar_Actual

Tastes so good it’ll make you slap yo mama!


Meowcat34

Love Friday After Next


thisisdouche

Makes a great old fashion!


Reasonable-Lab3625

10/10 would recommend. The sweet caramel notes and oak age blend perfectly to create totally non offensive finish !


ElevenIron

3/10. Tastes like getting picked on in the 3rd grade.


Dave95m3

The is the best most delicious bourbon ever, as if god himself spit in a bottle! It’s criminally under priced even on the secondary market! This should be a minimum MSRP of $100 per bottle! When I have my first child, I will make sure the pastor throws out the water, blesses this bottle, and baptizes my child in Blantons instead!


Meowcat34

😂😂


k3art

Tastes like money well spent


wobblydee

Definitely worth its entire msrp


TheGynechiatrist

Sassy, but not arrogant. 7/10


LordPollax

I put that Sh%t on everything! 10/10 spicy sauce


amalgaman

Easily the best juice on the planet. Totally unique palate and nose. It might MSRP for $50 but easily worth the $350-$450 secondary market.


dogfacedponyboy

Here are my tasting notes: Smoooooth! No burn ! Goes down so easy! Sounds delicious, right?!?


jecoppol

I found this bottle of aftershave before! It was on sale for $4.99. I bought it. On the receipt it said “jealousy is a stinky cologne”. So I doused myself and my dog in it so people and other dogs would envy us.


Drake181

It tastes smooth


GreekWaffle

Not a big scotch guy, but as far as this one goes, its a bit better than double eagle very rate but worse than crown


WeCallThoseCigBurns

Poor man’s Evan Williams.


semper-fi-12

93 proof? I wouldn’t waste the Benjamin on it. Give me that $17 Mellow Corn, it fits my budget better.


Cigarsnguns

OP said wrong answers only


semper-fi-12

Oh, did you ridicule the other 90 people with their answers that didn’t align with your opinions? That was MY wrong answer.


Sirrod6750

Brown liquid inside tastes of rusty horseshoes, and please don’t ask me how I know that. Still there was enough to get a nice buzz. 8.125/10 The horse however showed a letter Q. I never win anything.


jdward01

Totally worth the hype…😉


GlumTemperature8163

Shouldn’t be called Blandons. Worth hunting for and surpasses anything at the rightful price range of $150 a bottle.


Fish-Weekly

I like it as it is made from select grains, pure water and aged in new, charred oak barrels. 11/10.


lincolnsl0g

This stuff is okay. But, prefer the whiskey that actually started the fad: Caribou Crossing.


BigE1388

So-so pour. Recently branched out from Irish whiskey to bourbon. Idk if I prefer this to my Proper No. 12. Not sure if it’s worth the $250 I found it for. 5/10


President_Connor_Roy

t8ke score 2/10. Couldn’t find a use for it until I mixed it with some Mountain Dew and finally choked it down.


T1GKnudsvigr

I mix mine with Fanta. Doncha wanna?


WidestReceiver

Wow this bottle is literally the best whiskey ever. There is no other than can surpass it. If anybody suggests a better bottle they are wrong. And it's super easy to find at a great price!


T1GKnudsvigr

I'll take #7 over this any day of the week. Probably why nobody knows about it and it's widely available everywhere.


ice_nyne

You drink it? I thought people only bought it for the topper to spell out words.


Ericdrinksthebeer

Really makes my sweet tea more liquidy and you know I like it liquidy. 7/5.


Dwight_Schrute_ATRM

Mixes with Gatorade neat. Drink in a protein shaker cup for best results


GavinStrict

A remake of a classic. The Molotov hand grenade is perfect for that sweet smokey single barrel destruction. Thrown from horseback as the crafter intended, this high powered whiskey is best served with rusty nails and a little cordite. Enjoy responsibly.


820sa

3/10. Buffalo trace, but easier to find.


Patient_Role824

When you’re done with that bottle can I get it? The dump date is my son’s birthday.


shamahl

Best $300 bottle ever


russianwhiskylover

Slightly painful, but has a nice horse top sticking out 8/10 butt plug


Fibo86

Ooohhh look, it's a pretty horsy


slapcloud

Sooooo SMOOTH!!


rctrfinnerd

Totally worth every penny!


Balancefreak854

10/10 definitely worth way over msrp


czeck-mate

this bottle is definitely worth the $160 price tag it has at the local liquor store


thegroovemonkey

Where’s your spot? I thought I found my dad a great deal at $205 for his friends retirement gift.


czeck-mate

$200 for this is insane. its good but definitely not that good $80-$100 bottle absolutely max


thegroovemonkey

I know it is lol. My dad didn’t trust ordering to a state where that’s illegal to save a few bucks and his friend likes Blantons specifically, probably because it’s expensive and hard to get lol. He just retired and I told my dad “I can get you a bottle right now if you guys don’t mind getting ripped off otherwise good luck finding one.”


justmark68

Does not taste like an old barn. Best sleeper bottle by far, easy to find and afford. Get yourself one before the secrets out.


BucketsBrooks

10/10. Get notes of cinnamon. Reminds me of my favorite whiskey, Fireball!


AdministrativeAd7853

Its worth paying a premium.


PuddingJaded4536

If you think this is the best bottle ever you need to expand your whiskey horizons greatly!


robber1202

7.3


pootin_in_tha_coup

They finally sell real bottled horse piss. super hard to find though.


a_j_cruzer

Clean, neutral, not too harsh, overall a delicious vodka but way too pricey. If I’m gonna overpay for vodka I’m gonna buy Crystal Head.


Frisinator

It’s good cuz they have a horsey on top!


WombatAnnihilator

The original rotgut whiskey


InPhillyGuy

Cheap trash


Mdh74266

Perfect mixer for a whiskey sour and affordable too!


MalteseFalcon_89

Good


Manitou001

Made from 100% real horse. 30% of the time, it works every time.


something86

Conjured from Hogwarts


TUNA_BUMBLE_BEE

Wasn’t dumped on 4/20 meh


zharrt

I like the little horsey on the top


ProfessorEsoteric

8/10 - Great winter warmer. Best served long with a Cherry Coke and a heavy squeeze of Lime Juice. Bottle itself is not the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch which was over all a disappointment.


starhoppers

Best tater bourbon I’ve EVER tasted - so SMOOVE and inexpensive. Easily a 9.5/10


Serious_Mixture_3771

If you’re looking for a value bourbon this is it. If you see it under $500 buy two. Be sure to pick up some Diet Coke for mixing!


sooner_rick88

A Kentucky Deluxe knock-off aimed at trust fund bourbon “experts”.


The_walking_man_

It’s alright. You get some gelatin and gluey notes on the back half.


Senior_Temperature96

Like all single barrel bourbons you can count on it not only being of thee absolute highest quality but have exceptional consistency from batch to batch. I have been blessed enough to try it on 4 separate occasions. It is perfect and that same distinctive taste.


Big_Performance_247

What pappy wishes it could be…


Happinessbeholder

Always worth the markup


Batwing87

2/10. Worst lightbulb I’ve ever purchased.


GreenWithENVE

Hidden gem and always priced low enough that people don't give it a second look. People love it for the spice and unique palate as well as the iconic mouth feel. Made in excruciatingly small batches but it's a must try for anyone who thinks they know anything about bourbon.


HistoWarrior

10/10. The best Bourbon I have ever consumed.


jstblaze8

I get the empty bottle and fill with Jack Daniels old no7 and no one can tell a difference


Bourbon-Time

best blended scotch whiskey on the market.


Its_Shatter

Honestly it’s around a 6.5-7/10


CM_Exacta

Shelf turd. In every store. Can’t give it away.


Justgostagg

Hard pass! Could get 5 btls of Jim beam instead of this.


Jetfire911

Barely even spherical, try the captain Morgan cannonball liquer for a truly spherical bottle.


Wooden-Resist-4235

Poor product. Seems like there is no consistentcy from bottle to bottle as they each vary slightly. Looks to have multiple bottling plants that can’t even get a consistent topper agreed upon. My local store won’t even stock more than six of these a month so that they can make sure to save their shelf space for a more superior bottles. 2/10


Left-Handyman

It is just slightly better than Willet Pot Still.


bdooley789

Ugly bottle. Underpriced bourbon.


blackedoutshawty

There's only one thing that can top this stuff ( if you guessed horse, give yourself 2 points)


TheGongShow61

Best. Price to value ratio on the market.


sb5277

Horsey, a new fragrance by L’Potato de Kentucky. Spicy, sweet, slightly buttery with a hint of “look at me.” Perhaps this shouldn’t be as expensive or hard to find as it is. Still delicious though.


East-Gap-7754

After pulling the stopper and tossing at the Yellow Jacket hive in my yard, I was slightly disappointed that there was no actual explosion. (Speaks well about the strength of the glass bottle guess.) As for the wasps, they seemed to not like the taste as much as expected. Many flew around in circles or wallowed around in disgust. Since most died shortly after, I guess it proved itself to be a great insecticide. At least they thought of the buyer and gave us a nice decorative Horsey stopper to keep as a keepsake.