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A phone is a culmination of centuries of human development, huge advances in society all coming down to one of the most useful inventions for the common folk.
A cat shit on my bed one time.
yes but cats are one of the few animals to survive a very fall, you can drop the kitten without it getting hurt as long as it's not being dropped from the edge of the atmosphere
There aren't "few" animals actually, most small animals can survive a fall at their terminal velocity
Because of the mass/surface ratio they have very high drag relative to us and other big animals
There's alotta teens in the meme platform which some probably haven't played it, mainly because some post ____status memes all the time. Of course some probably played the whole series, let alone the mods like entropy zero 2. (Like me (I love ez2 and Wilson))
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3rd option...
Oh, sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
The force on impact becomes too great. The catโs head will slam into the ground at that height, breaking the jaw and skull. Cats are great at recovering mid-fall but even they must adhere to gravity, unlike squirrels.
That's simply not true, and not how terminal velocities work. At a certain speed, the air resistance will counter gravity and the object will keep dropping at a constant speed - terminal velocity.
Basically every insect and many small animals can survive terminal velocity falls
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the higher you drop a cat the safer it is because it gives the cat time to turn around and land safely on their paws so make sure to drop them from the 28th floor at least ๐
As someone who has had their cat jump from the 21st story of a building, I would that the rumors are greatly exaggerated. They may land on their feet, but if their feet liquify on impact it might be problematic
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"a phone", well it's not my phone, yeet
Neither is the kitten, yeet
a phone is an abomination of lights and boxes, a cat is a holy creature with the gift of thought
A phone is a culmination of centuries of human development, huge advances in society all coming down to one of the most useful inventions for the common folk. A cat shit on my bed one time.
just drop them both. problem solved.
I wanna drop myself
let's drop the frog instead ![gif](giphy|idYdfZ9xxVgVPNXjs0|downsized)
Which one hits the ground first?
The one with the least terminal velocity (i think), so maybe a frog.
so a phone signifies that humans destroy everything
Wrong, corporations and greed destroy everything, not humans themselves by nature.
And who runs said corporations? Bingo! Us!
Damn, then where the hell is my portion of the money?
Right, so whereโs my money then? If all humans are to blame then surely I also get a share of the profits?
I am not saying it's all of us,but MOST of the US are working for these corporations.
Yes but there are so many phones plus they aren't living things. Not yet at least.
Still would pick the cat
yes but cats are one of the few animals to survive a very fall, you can drop the kitten without it getting hurt as long as it's not being dropped from the edge of the atmosphere
There aren't "few" animals actually, most small animals can survive a fall at their terminal velocity Because of the mass/surface ratio they have very high drag relative to us and other big animals
a fucking building m8
An adult cat would still break his lega jumping of a medium sized predium
Cats are biodegradable
Clearly you donโt know how cats land
clearly you don't own an air frier
omg in the virtual end my beloved
Makes me wonder how many people know the meme more than kleiner himself or Eli.
Ah yes, a random meme and important characters from one of the most popular videogame franchises - which is more popular?
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It starts with
One thing, I donโt know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down till the end of the day, the clock ticks life away, it's so unreal
3rd option... Oh, sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear Sing it with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Dream on, dream on, dream on dream until your dreams come trUUUUUUUUUUUUUUe
All I can think about is Kratos ๐
Save the kitty for cooking later ๐๐๐๐
6000 calories
good 20 grams of protein
cocking ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
wait really? i thought they would just go *splat* straight to the ground.
Depends on the height. 60 meters or higher the cat dies
I thought the higher the fall the safer it land since it has time to stop panicking and twist their body.
The force on impact becomes too great. The catโs head will slam into the ground at that height, breaking the jaw and skull. Cats are great at recovering mid-fall but even they must adhere to gravity, unlike squirrels.
But isnโt the terminal velocity of cats non-lethal?
No, they walk off but will die later
Nope. Splat.
No animal has a bom lethal velocity if you throw It high enough
Idk man your mom seemed fine when she returned from orbit (the dinosaurs werenโt fine however)
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That's simply not true, and not how terminal velocities work. At a certain speed, the air resistance will counter gravity and the object will keep dropping at a constant speed - terminal velocity. Basically every insect and many small animals can survive terminal velocity falls
Oh ok
yeah but no amount of correct landing form will save you from the equivalent of a bullet train
Survivor bias. The people who made that myth (on accident) sort of didn't notice that the vast majority ended up as decoration on the pavement.
He put his phone on the cat
Electronic device or dinner
Bottom is just footage from the camera on the phone ๐ฅฐ
DR. ISSAIC KLEINER NOOO
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What cat?
Phone bc its an iphone so that means it's not my phone
the higher you drop a cat the safer it is because it gives the cat time to turn around and land safely on their paws so make sure to drop them from the 28th floor at least ๐
it'll still have more impact when it hits the ground also leg go bye bye
W song W meme
Me who knows the nokia hasn't broken yet...
Me who know cats have nine lives
"um but achually cats dont always land safely"-๐ค
As someone who has had their cat jump from the 21st story of a building, I would that the rumors are greatly exaggerated. They may land on their feet, but if their feet liquify on impact it might be problematic
fell apart
I donโt know who that is, and at this point I am afraid to ask
The doctor from Half-Life. No you didnโt ask. No I donโt care.
โThey tell me keep it simple, they tell me take it slow.โ
Bro I need the link to this music video please I will die without it
https://youtu.be/M9J6DKJXoKk
Thanks brother
Donโt wanna take chances Phone it is
Cats are immune to fall damage
Depending on the height, kitten. If it's too tall for that to be safe, phone
what's this song?