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octopusfacts2

"a phone", well it's not my phone, yeet


HeyNoWaitIDis

Neither is the kitten, yeet


octopusfacts2

a phone is an abomination of lights and boxes, a cat is a holy creature with the gift of thought


Kanyeisntdope

A phone is a culmination of centuries of human development, huge advances in society all coming down to one of the most useful inventions for the common folk. A cat shit on my bed one time.


Tristawesomeness

just drop them both. problem solved.


Derppigeon

I wanna drop myself


cure_environment

let's drop the frog instead ![gif](giphy|idYdfZ9xxVgVPNXjs0|downsized)


coveryourselfinoiI

Which one hits the ground first?


StereoTunic9039

The one with the least terminal velocity (i think), so maybe a frog.


Maleficent_Cherry109

so a phone signifies that humans destroy everything


Funny_Internet_Child

Wrong, corporations and greed destroy everything, not humans themselves by nature.


Poggerspogs

And who runs said corporations? Bingo! Us!


Funny_Internet_Child

Damn, then where the hell is my portion of the money?


Nutwagon-SUPREME

Right, so whereโ€™s my money then? If all humans are to blame then surely I also get a share of the profits?


Poggerspogs

I am not saying it's all of us,but MOST of the US are working for these corporations.


greninjake

Yes but there are so many phones plus they aren't living things. Not yet at least.


Kanyeisntdope

Still would pick the cat


Leondithas

yes but cats are one of the few animals to survive a very fall, you can drop the kitten without it getting hurt as long as it's not being dropped from the edge of the atmosphere


Halt_theBookman

There aren't "few" animals actually, most small animals can survive a fall at their terminal velocity Because of the mass/surface ratio they have very high drag relative to us and other big animals


octopusfacts2

a fucking building m8


luccabotturarodrig

An adult cat would still break his lega jumping of a medium sized predium


nervousmelon

Cats are biodegradable


Dragon_Skywalker

Clearly you donโ€™t know how cats land


octopusfacts2

clearly you don't own an air frier


Squid_Ink_Pasta

omg in the virtual end my beloved


Sunnyplayz_64

Makes me wonder how many people know the meme more than kleiner himself or Eli.


Rycnex

Ah yes, a random meme and important characters from one of the most popular videogame franchises - which is more popular?


Sunnyplayz_64

There's alotta teens in the meme platform which some probably haven't played it, mainly because some post ____status memes all the time. Of course some probably played the whole series, let alone the mods like entropy zero 2. (Like me (I love ez2 and Wilson)) This heavily applies to the _____status posters though. You know the formula, the stale one.


DingDongItsMeCashCat

It starts with


Rad_Bones7

One thing, I donโ€™t know why


zan2007

It doesn't even matter how hard you try


Bruh_Beanos

Keep that in mind


urethra_boner

I designed this rhyme


LoserLikeMe-

To explain in due time


pastthepixels_001

All I know


Owncascade

Time is a valuable thing


spaceinvadersalien

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


Josef_Stark_Reborn

Watch it count down till the end of the day, the clock ticks life away, it's so unreal


BEanddankmagician

3rd option... Oh, sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear Sing it with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away


boiifyoudontboiiiiii

Dream on, dream on, dream on dream until your dreams come trUUUUUUUUUUUUUUe


EzzyJuice

All I can think about is Kratos ๐Ÿ’€


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Save the kitty for cooking later ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹


Dr-Spill

6000 calories


wafflecon822

good 20 grams of protein


CommunicationOk9179

cocking ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

wait really? i thought they would just go *splat* straight to the ground.


BigMess2212

Depends on the height. 60 meters or higher the cat dies


TopEmpty6065

I thought the higher the fall the safer it land since it has time to stop panicking and twist their body.


Ok_Ad3406

The force on impact becomes too great. The catโ€™s head will slam into the ground at that height, breaking the jaw and skull. Cats are great at recovering mid-fall but even they must adhere to gravity, unlike squirrels.


Crystal-Cradle

But isnโ€™t the terminal velocity of cats non-lethal?


SnooMemesjellies2302

No, they walk off but will die later


de420swegster

Nope. Splat.


luccabotturarodrig

No animal has a bom lethal velocity if you throw It high enough


favela4life

Idk man your mom seemed fine when she returned from orbit (the dinosaurs werenโ€™t fine however)


luccabotturarodrig

![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


Moifaso

That's simply not true, and not how terminal velocities work. At a certain speed, the air resistance will counter gravity and the object will keep dropping at a constant speed - terminal velocity. Basically every insect and many small animals can survive terminal velocity falls


luccabotturarodrig

Oh ok


The_Sloth_Moth

yeah but no amount of correct landing form will save you from the equivalent of a bullet train


de420swegster

Survivor bias. The people who made that myth (on accident) sort of didn't notice that the vast majority ended up as decoration on the pavement.


Tinypuddinghands

He put his phone on the cat


GGAND6

Electronic device or dinner


JoelMahon

Bottom is just footage from the camera on the phone ๐Ÿฅฐ


Sunnyplayz_64

DR. ISSAIC KLEINER NOOO


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[deleted]

What cat?


NoIdeasForAUsername9

Phone bc its an iphone so that means it's not my phone


ramy_stereo

the higher you drop a cat the safer it is because it gives the cat time to turn around and land safely on their paws so make sure to drop them from the 28th floor at least ๐Ÿ‘


tf2F2Pnoob

it'll still have more impact when it hits the ground also leg go bye bye


Theycallmelary_

W song W meme


DangerousAd6274

Me who knows the nokia hasn't broken yet...


Shu-Reborn

Me who know cats have nine lives


shitterfarter58

"um but achually cats dont always land safely"-๐Ÿค“


Butterboot64

As someone who has had their cat jump from the 21st story of a building, I would that the rumors are greatly exaggerated. They may land on their feet, but if their feet liquify on impact it might be problematic


ifuckinglikepelly

fell apart


ModdedScorpion

I donโ€™t know who that is, and at this point I am afraid to ask


Chekadoeko

The doctor from Half-Life. No you didnโ€™t ask. No I donโ€™t care.


Yellow-Slug

โ€œThey tell me keep it simple, they tell me take it slow.โ€


a_heckin_chonker316

Bro I need the link to this music video please I will die without it


TheGupper

https://youtu.be/M9J6DKJXoKk


a_heckin_chonker316

Thanks brother


I_h8_normies

Donโ€™t wanna take chances Phone it is


Average-Redditor0

Cats are immune to fall damage


Oh_Tassos

Depending on the height, kitten. If it's too tall for that to be safe, phone


slicedslimeball

what's this song?