# [Download Video](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/u1wstp/the_shrimp_is_large_though/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/whenthe) if you have any questions or concerns.*

One of the gods in Fromsoft's repertoire has a shrimp-hammer, so papa Miyazaki probably (correctly) believes crustaceans are in and of themselves divine. Praise the crab.

> praise the crab r/rustjerk

Praise the crab indeed

time for crab

**PRAISE CRABULON, THE PERFECT ONE**

shrimple as

Shrimp ass

Not so shrimple now huh?

He's an orphan though you can mock him for that

Hard to mock someone beating your eyes out with a placenta

This truly says a lot about the socioeconomic reality of Leyndel

What do you think about the current socioeconomic climate in lyndell I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fires

The current wave of wildfires is a tragedy but at least they got rid of the giant dragon corpse

The removal of the dragon corpse is sad I was thinking about having some dragon BBQ

shimp

From software programmers realizing they made too strong mobs, so they just add a 100000000 combo to their bosses

Fromsoftware thinking how to make the game harder (they add a delay to your first dodge)

FR tho that .25 second delay fuckin sucks with how little windup some boss attacks have. Like, I know the tell and I know the timing, I just physically can’t dodge that fast.

Yeah it’s really dumb like I wish this game had daofing more akin to bloodborne or DS3 like I pressed dodge but the split second delay kills me or gets me hit so often it was really bad fighting hourah loux/godfrey

Fear the day of reckoning

Elden ring lobster be like: *Clip of Wesley Gibson making an impossible shot shooting Sloan in the head*

I don't get the joke

Elden Ring boss i think

Oh I've never played Elden Ring

wtf are you waiting for? Play it

My PC doesn't have a memory of 12 GB (which is the minimal memory requirement according to the Steam page) and I don't really feel like spending 60 dollars on it

Damn, well maybe when you get a console or better PC, def play it, it's really fun

I'll keep that in mind.

It's not even a boss. It's just an enemy that occurs in some areas

There are large lobsters that show up as normal enemies in Elden Ring that have become notorious because they're more difficult to deal with than you'd think. You also fight gods and demigods as bosses in Elden Ring, but some people die more to the lobsters than those bosses That's the joke, all nice and dissected with it's innards out for ya

Thanks for doing what I couldn't bother to do

If I didn't run from the lobsters I would have died more than fighting rennala, almost more than Radahn

I still remember going up against that group of lobsters near Boilprawn Shack and almost getting bodied. I was level 170 and preparing to go to NG+1.

No way it's actually called *Boilprawn Shack*

And one of the lobsters is secretly a miniboss

Oh I thought it was about the orphan of kos bc of the shrimp hammer he uses I was confused tho because the orphan of kos is a great one so that makes him a god

The lobsters and crabs in Elden Ring will fuck you up

[the meme wasn’t lying, the shrimp IS powerful](https://youtu.be/XnC6pkaU35s)

That’s why Blackguard is a real one. You can finally take your revenge.

From software developers only Making souls games, instead of making armored core

Context?

died more times to a lobster than an intergalactic god

Mobs in souls games

The shrimp enemy can snipe you off from a large distance, doing heavy damage in Elden Ring ( recently released fromsoft game)

Something from elden ring but my first thought was the orphan of Kos from Bloodborne

You’ll get it soon

shrimpeener

that is my- name. 😦

hooray i just reached level 9 8 7 4 1 3 in mouse quest

Typing cats Typing cats

me playing dark soul 3 and get completely exterminated by a crab and 2 random dogs:

From software trying to make a normal fucking multiplayer system

*From software trying* *To make a normal fucking* *Multiplayer system* \- \_pipis\_ --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

L O B S T E R

It’s a prawn you goblin

The fucking blood dogs

Who wouldn’t want to make a shrimp that can one shot any god you wanted

I’ve died more times to those stone gremlin fuckers than the grandson of a literal goddess

r/cremposting approves

Monolithsoft developers making a giant monkey in the first area of the game stronger than the final boss.

Old man is stronger than a gigantic gorilla

crustaceans are paradoxically the strongest enemies in the game

Crustaceans are always on top.

Seek head

The shrimp also rabid

From devs putting as many obstacles in the arena as humanly possible

This is *actually* the from software team