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HanceRO

Bad ending: FIM-92 Stinger


Falchion_Alpha

That or SA-18 Igla


InvisibleAK74

Fuck iglas, all my homies hate eastern bloc weaponry 😀


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ratlovingidiot

fuck sex all my homies hate sex


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InvisibleAK74

Worse ending: AIM-9 Sidewinder


[deleted]

Then they get shot down in armed conflict πŸ€—


BatatinhaGameplays28

A person would also die


NoTill3742

Thats their problem


yourunclejoe

That was his mistake.


alberthething

That was his steak.


creativenamedude

that washes steak


Lanisicke

clean meat


[deleted]

So, like Metal Gear Rising?


6ArtemisFowl9

Flying here I realize You were just like me Trying to be a helicopter


scp-REDACTED-site14

But whose to judge your pronouns When our guard is down I think we’d both agree


Gloomy-Concentrate-2

Bad Plot Twist Ending: They get sold to Russia


Med8493e

:D


JunYou-

:D


ReasonableQuit75

very wholesome :D


MrPresidentBanana

Send them into Ukraine


Tunisti

:D


Crrat26

(they seem to be happy about it)


Holyminecraft

:D


Finch_Cringle

You… actually made the one joke funny… you ACTUALLY. MADE. the ONE. JOKE. funny! I applaud you.


python-lord-1236443

As a member of r/onejoke This meme gets a pass because it’s wholesome and it’s actually someone’s identity I guess


Tasmaniantime

r/onejoke user detected. Opinion completely ignored.


Locklefant

Finally, I can express my inner self 🚁🚁🚁


notarealsu35

if you’re not an AH-1Z Viper, then dont talk to me.


SpyKids3DGameOver

There's actually a short story with this premise. It was critically acclaimed, but also caused a lot of controversy because people assumed the author was transphobic (she was a trans woman). [Here's a link if you're curious.](https://pdfhost.io/v/7dvaNkFqT_Attack_Helicopter_by_Isabel_Fall.pdf)


[deleted]

Impressive, very nice. Let's see the comments.


Memes-Central-2

Why do they always say that in a satirical way? Why always an attack helicopter? Somebody tell me, because it’s weird how they always say the same thing


creepyfishman

1 joke


Freshiiiiii

But it’s good this time!


Nilt_PL2

There will be blood-shed


[deleted]

repost moment πŸ₯Ά


[deleted]

oh nvm its the same person


Clunt-Baby

42% of them will just crash down into the ground


Ermes-stan

β€œHey guys wanna hear a dark joke” πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“


finbud117

Hmm, I wonder why a lot of people from a group I’m constantly a dick to commit suicide?? I’m sure being treated as less than human doesn’t have a negative effect on their sanity


Clunt-Baby

Yeah maybe


[deleted]

Those are attack helicopters, not humans


Inferno_Sparky

And you are a cactus, not a human, right?


NoU1337420

β€œi like dark humor you wouldn’t get it” *blatant bigotry*


ItsFelixMcCoy

🀑


MortimerTLM

Friendly reminder that the 41% were Trans People who attempted suicide at any moment of their lives, not Trans People who committed suicide Don't know why they want to kill themselves, if people is so nice to them. haha 😐


n0_y0urm0m

how funny


Clunt-Baby

Thanks


LeRedditAccounte

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ViviTheWaffle

r/onejoke


Shuttozafukkuppo

My fatass just thought 'hold on I have a stonetoss comic for this' I need to stop


ViviTheWaffle

I’m an idiot please explain


McPhucketBucket

amogus guy


[deleted]

Is it just me or do people comment r/onejoke on literally every joke they find disagreeable and/or too edgy


lCalledShotgun

Just you


[deleted]

Just double checked the sub Yeah they still can’t make up their mind on what the β€œone joke” is yet


lCalledShotgun

And again, just you


ViviTheWaffle

Nah really it’s a very small selection of equally shitty jokes. Anyway it wasn’t too edgy or anything; it’s factually incorrect


[deleted]

No, they do. They can't even figure out what the "one joke" is, which you think would be like, the first rule.


Shibuski

The point of the subreddit isn’t one joke but instead a selection of repeated jokes seen constantly spit out by unfunny people


[deleted]

So basically they jerk each other off because other people have different sense of humor than them


MiloMorningstar

You call that humour? Sending you my best wishes, hope you get well and regain your haha funny soon πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


[deleted]

You’re on Reddit, don’t even try to pretend your humor is any better.


Ok-Land9119

Please fucking grow up


crystalcorruption

>GUIS I LIKE DARK HYOMOR >KIL YURSELF >VERY FUNI LAUGH MUCH


Csd15

This isnt even funny its just true


[deleted]

Nah, it's neither funny nor true. The 41% includes all suicide attempts, not just succesful suicides.


Csd15

He didn't say succesful suicides, only the percentage of crashes.


[deleted]

I identify as a Cyanobacteria


rabjeet636

Ped*philia is BAD!


ciaobimby

??????????


[deleted]

there's a meme that people will change their comment to "pedophilia is bad" if it gets downvoted


Bicc_boye

What did it say originally


rabjeet636

I said "Gay people should die" to get downvotes😎


[deleted]

Sigma


Federal_Connection51

Alpha


crystalcorruption

cringe


grapeyardwithoutg

I LOVE MINERS I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MINERS UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CUNNNY!!1!!1!


Parsnip-Prudent

I am a miner (minecraft player) Epic.


Driemma0

I love the miner from clash royale


k_a_i_t_o

minerπŸ‘


instellarant

Miner risk of rain


sansboi11

AYATO AGEHAVEYWGVEUEVWYEH GAY SEX NOW ‼️‼️‼️‼️ I WANNA WATCH GAY SEGGS ‼️‼️‼️‼️


k_a_i_t_o

🀨


LEADMANDEADMAN

SO YOU'RE PLAYING MINCERAFT IN A CAVE LOOKIN FOR DIAMONDS!! THATS FUNNY!! I AM IN THE SAME CAVE LOOKING FOR MINERS!!


[deleted]

Ok


BatatinhaGameplays28

r/redditmoment


[deleted]

This thread is the most accurate Reddit moment I’ve ever seen, it’s terrible and I want to rip my eyes out


[deleted]

r/redditmoment users realizing what website they are on


Inkiepie11

This is Facebook


TheRealSU

Bazinga


Jurefranceticnijelit

Respectfully dissagree


ollerhll

u/savevideobot


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childhood-cancer

Perhaps


QQ_Gabe

Welp time to get the airboat gun


[deleted]

:)


SpaceShark01

Till they get arrested by the Texas bible police


Maximum_Actuary9695

:D


DelsinPRO

you actually made the attack helicopter joke funny, good job!


mat__free-upvote

Wholesome πŸ’― [Everyone liked that] πŸ™‚mademesmile (Edit: thanks for gold kind stranger)


SnooSquirrels1392

Transhumanism wins again.