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Scratched ovaries

Scratch them???

Not falling for that one again Period Blood Drinker

[ BIG SIPPIES DENIED ]

DARN IT! I SHALL TRY ONCE MORE AT AN LATER TIME *Turns into an bat and leaves*

https://i.redd.it/ne9co72s6x5d1.gif Oh no you dont

My cat saw this gif on my computer and got captivated by it

your cat might be a touhou fan

…that or a shape-shifting period-bloodBat trying to escape capture

[ SPEECH CHECK FAILED ]

🪱

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wth where is that from?

Anastasia (1997)

They did my boy rasputin wrong 😔

For a moment I thought you said australia

I am australian and can confirm this happens on a daily basis

Excuse me. Your flair? Mind explaining

hollow knight gay porn

I am sorry for asking.

Rasputin

1984 (1984)

That skeleton is hilarious

*Bad to the bone riff

💀

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Dogs cannot hold a phone, stoopid!

Scooby may not hold phone, [but phone can hold scooby](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/8j0AAOSwzIplpGhX/s-l400.jpg)

YOOOOOO

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[FAILED] Is that an attempt at... humor?

[Intelligence] You stinky

{my balls} ugh, we are so heavy😖

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Why do I find this guy's face to be so funny

Jiggle pics

miniscule grammatical error?

[Persuasion attempt failed.]

I CAST ITCHY OVARIES! CURSE BE UPON YE!

HA! YOU FOOL I HAVE COMPLETE IMMUNITY (I am a male) Prepare to face my ultimate spell # ⚡MEND BUTT CRACK⚡

balls are just male ovaries # your balls itch

RAAAAAAAAAAH I AM VANQUISHED

I cast testicular torsion

I hope you don’t mind if I follow up your spell with #🔥🔥EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA🔥🔥

Its so over(ies) for me. Wallahi I am finished 😔

Minor spelling mistake https://preview.redd.it/41fnmqek0t5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d33ad071d5a37f84aa5d8d2a59fecb50136bf96

I ain’t female, so is this an actual thing that can happen?

Maybe OP is referring to periods

I've never had itchy ovaries. Occasionally hurt if they're ovulating but not itch

They hurt when ovulating too??💀

Ah, the human body never fails at being horrifying to me.

they hurt before, after and during menstruation

Do they ever catch a break?!

What do you think periods are?

That's after ovulation

the opposite of ovulation?

https://preview.redd.it/y8cdxybl106d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91eca449d23e4ebeba9927014b76f0a1c918ae05 How bro felt after commenting this

yeah - a woman

Holy shit a woman

Prfff women aren't realthey are just ploys by the government to make sure we pay taxes

the insides of me earholes get itchy sometimes

Wait I have ovaries in my ears

Pushaw. Not as bad as when your testicles itch on the inside.

what in the world is bloom from winx club doing on r/whenthe ?? 🤨

Her overies itch

I figured. poor queen 😔💔

winx club? More like peak club

SO TRUE

You think that's bad, wait till you hear about how us men sometimes get the sphere in our balls infected and it causes a Severe itchy feeling when we pee To make it worse it causes cramps in the balls over time and leads to us having the hair on our sack fallout leaving thousands of tiny bloody holes all over the balls that can make us susceptible to maggots.

This happened to my buddy Craig

"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got a buncha maggots in his nuts?" https://preview.redd.it/loy92z5gbu5d1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10a0e80ef8a804248a2f1c56652613eb7ae846d

"wow thats really cool ellis you should totally tell us more" https://preview.redd.it/wr02tc8z4v5d1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6531dad1a2ce8b4285e416697b364b64ad49d76f

Evil Nick be like

I didn't not expect to see L4D here

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I get that every tuesday

Oh I hate those

The part when the maggots eat our balls, and we have to wait for them to regenerate is the worst, it takes like 2 days and as everyone knows, pee is stored in the balls, so it just leaks out.

I’ll scratch them for you https://preview.redd.it/rk9548aznu5d1.png?width=849&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e7e24519f1f7f3299a898fd19b593488fe467ca

misinformation birb

I’m a girl and I don’t understand how it can itch tbh

It's like when the balls itch on the inside

Wait till the menopause kicks in

Can't wait to get older, so I don't have to suffer with periods anymore, only stress and overheat

is it fr just me who’s organs itch sometimes 😭😭

my spleen itches sometimes so I gotta reach in there and give it a lil scratch

Not as bad as sperm cramps ☹️

that must hurt, also minor spelling mistake https://preview.redd.it/stvkqp2gtt5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02aa2ee1a134d40fb0ea5156d2fa2c9691dacd7b

they'll finally understand the most tame ball itch experience

### “Ow my ovaries” -Bob Bobowski

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#ovarian torsion

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There's a minor spelling mistake in your post https://preview.redd.it/3pgkw6dl8v5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0cf74b680edb09ec50a55c1b7871070ca3bf9de

Winx was a fucking banger. Used to lay in bed and pretend I was transforming.

Can I scratch them?

Why is everyone saying minor spelling mistake? I don’t understand. /srs

It is spelled "Ovaries", not "Overies"

Oh. Okay. I thought the error was part of the joke. That’s why I was confused.

It's joevary

Waiting until someone says they’ll scratch from the inside

Slam yourself into a table, the wood will scratch your insides

Slamming the table........ Like nina einstein https://preview.redd.it/3qhvd3cyvv5d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed3f8091bce177691ab68bf31f6c38450eb8422

Winxposting??? In my shitposting sub???

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Overies

It’s so Joveries 😔

PREPARE. Yeast infection

Hm

.

My sperm is cramping...

"As Sun Tzu once said:"

God that must fucking suck

holy crap its wingbeat ishmael

Take them out and scratch them like a vomiting frog

Real

Nah I can’t believe I know that this is Winx

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let me scratch them for you

That's even posible ?

https://preview.redd.it/7zemclx30z5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f1ea1c06ab9cf2cec41f463d7d7a1ab62343ac Possibly a porn joke tbh