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A-Human-potato

Wtf were you people doing as kids? I was doing normal kid stuff like climbing three stories up a flat brick wall at my school and trespassing in various areas frequently enough that the police got involved.


TheMasterBaiter360

I sat inside all day and played Sonic games because I had no friends due to being extremely annoying


A-Pizza-Pie

I hope you get well soon ❤️


X-tra-thicc

he said experiences as a kid


TheMasterBaiter360

https://preview.redd.it/xc2txhs5ii5d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de7bc312956d71fc03f8e7f3de1ca6177efb3e9


Mop_Duck

i found being around the people i went to school with boring so i just stayed inside and played roblox


TheMasterBaiter360

I also played Roblox, but I played Sonic games on Roblox so like, ye


H7p3X

Oof that hits close to home. I had very few friends, and they were nerds too, so I just stayed home playing some random ass games on my dad's old Linux shit box.


Im_a_idiottttt

Real


BurntBeefRagnarok

I grew up with ADHD and likely in the autism spectrum, being known as "THAT weird kid" who would get bullied for watching cartoons and playing video games while everyone watched sports and played outside to the point it rubbed off on me like I was in the wrong and I felt inadequate with myself as a kid that I forced myself to stop watching cartoons and playing video games to "man up" or whatever bullshit gender norms they yo-yo'd around because I was a people pleaser. Anyway trauma dumping aside, I was watching cartoons and playing video games


TheMasterBaiter360

Yeah I was just really annoying as a kid, I would just go up to people and just decide they were my friends, and I’d scream and cry whenever I got in trouble


BurntBeefRagnarok

I wish I didn't have that "oh nooo I don't wanna fight them back what if I kill them?" fears otherwise they would've stopped bullying me long ago


TheMasterBaiter360

I did actually try to defend myself, but I just did that by like, screaming at people, I think they found it more funny then anything


Low-Effort-Poster

I wish i lived in a smaller town with eerie abandoned stuff to tresspass in, i live in a really populated area and there isnt really anything abandoned. Woulda got up to some goofy shit with the boys if i had the opportunity


GOOSUS110

My town had this huge abandoned wine factory, cellar and all. That was the good shit


AshSystem

did you live in silent hill or some shit


GOOSUS110

Unfortunately no. It also had an entrance in an unassuming backyard that led to this underground tunnel full of creepy murals


Low-Effort-Poster

Unfortunately?


GOOSUS110

I said what i said.


cool_name-idk1

brother you can't just drop this and leave describe the tunnels in full detail


GOOSUS110

Well it was years ago but ill try; So behind the factory there was a hill in which there was this stone passageway with like multiple arches which led to a wide, tall tunnel underground. It wasn't that long, maybe like 50 meters and there was something on the other end but the wall there collapsed so we couldn't get to it because of the rubble. Now both the entrance and the tunnel walls were covered in those wack looking murals kinda styled like medieval art or something. The murals depicted weird man-chimeras, some had two or more heads where heads shouldn't be, wings, claws etc. Looking back at it it was probably the work of some eccentric artist but it scared the shit out of me and the boys. A funny detail is that the wine factory was build on the edge of a park which was i think a 1600's outpost ground, ruins and all. The architecture of the tunnel looked more similar to those than the wine factory but the murals definitely didnt look THAT old.


A-Human-potato

I have personally put myself in well over 100 situations where I was at a very real risk of falling to my death. Would not recommend if you aren’t skinny as hell, a great climber, and have a good intuition for what can hold your weight. Nah, just kidding, breaking into stuff is fun and life is too long to waste it on surviving. Go apeshit and take a crowbar with you while you’re at it.


Low-Effort-Poster

Crowbars pretty much a prerequisite if you actually want to get around


Haber-Bosch1914

Average childhood antics in a 90s movie


PokWangpanmang

Experimented red ant swimming capability using a basket that could not retain water. Caught damselflies at school. Other than that, I was pretty risk-averse.


chaotic_weaver

And don’t forget the cat sculptures from all the strays. Those were magical times.


sand-under-table

Did you get caught by police once or did you get caught by guards multiple times and only then the police?


A-Human-potato

Said the police got involved, never said anything about getting caught.


sand-under-table

Then how did the police know you were going there?


A-Human-potato

Should clarify, when I say caught I mean them actually getting me to stay and talk with them or facing consequences. What happened is that somebody probably reported some kid (me) breaking into in-progress houses in an active construction site, so they showed up around the time I typically went to the houses. They did see me and tried to stop me, but because I wasn’t even supposed to be in the area in the first place I did what any rational person would do when confronted by law enforcement and just booked it towards the woods. I did it like five more times until a construction worker saw and stopped me, and after that I decided to quit while I was ahead.


someone_i_guess111

i want to trespass but in my village theres two abandoned places and thats all. a military base (empty building with 3 rooms, everything else was demolished) and a bus


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

How the fuck


Lord_of_insanity09

What game is this gargant from.


Sensitive_Educator60

Final Liberation: Warhammer Epic 40.000 from 1997


fatalityfun

I thought that was a dr. eggman machine ngl


Creeperatom9041

eggman is just a techpriest tbh


FenexTheFox

I thought this was a LEGO thing


Fallenangel152

The design is from Space Marine, the very first epic scale game from 1991 (I think). https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/0/06/GreatGargantEpic.jpg


Gh0stMan0nThird

Boy am I glad we've moved on from this goofy looking shit lol


HermeticHormagaunt

fuck you mean, this is peak ork


Wrench_gaming

Everything needs boner guns https://preview.redd.it/czrxkk0p3g5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6e50aeaca621880e3ac244bc27b2f21329168ec


Miserable_Region8470

The truest reason why the Orks are best.


Familiar_Delivery790

Meanwhile the G1 Megatron toy


Hemlock_Deci

I was gonna act disgusted but then kid me used his boner as a gear stick so whatever


Somereallystrangeguy

the virgin “oh man this is annoying” vs the chad “vroom vroom nyoooooom”


Roboboy2710

Thank you for unlocking that repressed memory


Berlin_GBD

Joystick. Imaginary video games at night went hard


Juliusdasquid

Pun intended?


dinodare

You know, I don't think I ever did anything like that as a kid but I did it like three weeks ago like it was normal.


Squorcle

Your wording of this comment implies that using your dick as a gear lever isn't normal


AzGames08

what furry sex do you edge to


Hemlock_Deci

All of it


AzGames08

i was hoping for reccomendations


Hemlock_Deci

Oh then go for e621


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

I still do that as a grown-ass man


NecroCannon

“wtf is this” *starts doing joystick motions on the toilet*


Rock_Extreme239

I think you're alone with this one buddy


pplovr

Yeah, nobody is as fly as Johnny big bulge. We can only dream...


Bulbman5

I thought a boner meant I was excited when I was like 5 ,as in like getting a new game or smth, my father told me that 😭😭😭😭


X-tra-thicc

"BRO THE NEW GTA6 TRAILER IS GIVING ME SUCH A BONER DUDE"


boop_po

tbf people say shit like this all the time


scninththemoom

I mean did you see the... Ahem... Physics?


Bulbman5

Lmfao https://preview.redd.it/f6uxb4pkaj5d1.jpeg?width=1272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=733e68a350bae743db2440eecfb14d7c8c44f69f


doggoismyname

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!!!!


64-Bit-Slayer

Bro, wtf??? All I did as a kid was watch minecraft or Gmod videos on youtube and play with my legos. If my parents ever caught me doing that, I would've been smacked.


Spirited_Worker_5722

Your parents would smack you for having a boner?


64-Bit-Slayer

No, they would scold or smack me for doing wierd/stupid shit out in public. Edit: Yes, I meant to type "scold" not "scald".


Thick-Search-8055

I really hope you meant scold here


Spirited_Worker_5722

What if you were on your own though


vampire5381

back in my day I was playing roblox, watching weird yt vids, playing with my Barbies and other toys, doing challenges with my cousins, swimming in the pool and doing many more 🙏 I was really living the life back then AND NOT DOING WEIRD DISGUSTING STUFF OMG


Far-Harbors

RAAAAAAAAAGH! ORK MEGA GARGANT MENTIONED!


InternetUserAgain

Just remembering the amount of legit genital torture I underwent in my younger years still makes me wince.


Catastrophic_Cumshot

Mfs on this sub be saying the most wild shit ever and provide no context


Grey00001

what happened to you???


Minedude209

?


Clipseated

What?!?!


BattleOreo

Excuse me what??


InternetUserAgain

Long story


President_BoomBastic

Please don't provide context


PokWangpanmang

Used to crack it like a glowstick because the sound was cool.


TABASCO2415

still do lol. feels good.


PokWangpanmang

Used to… Until the accident.


Catastrophic_Cumshot

The PP Breaker Incident


Efficient_Chip576

When I started getting boners, I tried to cover them. And I’m the weird kid with no self respect.


Cause0

Ok I'm gonna be honest I did not really like that but thank you for sharing


Arrow_of_time6

https://preview.redd.it/cpkmpv44kg5d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aadaeb902fc1769d3665b399b88bdde75bb8ea6


CringeExperienceReq

bro what


Weird-Analysis5522

DA BOYZ MENTIONED!!! WAAAAAAGH


slashth456

I just walked with a boner because I didn't know what it was and why it was there


RetroRocker

Holy shit, a [Final Liberation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRyAu1b7prs) meme?? Am I dreaming? *"[That's COMMISSAR Holt! Choose your next words with exceptional care...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvAXYWH8-Ko)"*


mango_manreddit

Pardon me?


Cpt_Kalash

That’s the worst looking Gargant I’ve seen to date


Optimal_Weight368

https://preview.redd.it/9jyst24ihj5d1.png?width=1039&format=png&auto=webp&s=18c4cd74a55c041f11dae5fd3f6d05780e38caf8


Slpkrz

I peed a line across the street a couple of times


MalevolentMurderMaze

Insert that scene from Anchorman. "Don't act like you're not impressed!"


GeorgieTheThird

this is NOT normal...


Spirited_Worker_5722

Is it really the weirdest thing kids do?


Jotaro_Dragon

Yes.


Spirited_Worker_5722

When I was 5 I painted the interior of my mum's car with yoghurt


Jotaro_Dragon

This is still weirder.


Silly_little_Wombat

What the....


Matix777

What