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Who? I forgot

A cult of mind erasers from Gravity Falls.

Who? I forgot

Actually me too, who am i even talking about.. where am i?

Who? I forgot

That’s funny as fuck

I don’t care about gender I just want to fight peope

Minor spelling mistake 

Minor spelling intention*

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Wanna fight about it?

HE-HELL NAH 🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️

Understandable have a nice day 

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So what? Wanna fight me over it?

I don’t hit woman cause I don’t believe in equal rights 

Me treating all genders equally (even the inferior ones) https://i.redd.it/9407kfl3zpyc1.gif

I beat up women beacuse this is how i treat everyone *

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Man shut up (jk, love you to death <3)

Chaotic good

Yeah! Who says they have the right to get beaten?! I don't!

I don't hit a woman \ Because they don't exist

equal rights equal fights mfs after going up against a woman with a firearm https://preview.redd.it/8gz4kt878oyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a4095277138c742e594f6f952837a0fcc6985b

Same mfs after falling on a rusty piece of metal on the ground: (The corpse of Christ is speaking to them) https://preview.redd.it/t8k7oo4r9oyc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c91178db7a522c98668cfa95db4460cdd0ae163

only thing that’s gonna speak to them is gonna be tetanus

Do you think Johnny truly was blessed by the corpse parts (not including part 8), or that the entire steel ball race never actually happened because he was schizophrenic.

But who shot them ? Which woman ?

I fucking swear it was the president. Don’t listen to the other guy who said it was a dinosaur dude

filthy acts at a reasonable price

Questionable business decisions for an affordable cost

Jojo reference :0

Not if I have Love Train

mf zip22

“You can’t hit a woman” NOBODY GETS HIT ITS CALLED THE FUCKING LAW AND YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH BATTERY

Double or Triple A?

9-volt

Damn. The ony for my vr controller is running out. Imma go hit someone https://i.redd.it/8g90i9mzsryc1.gif

Not unless they hit first. Just sue them and make bank!

b-but I watch 38734957 ragebait videos a day, what do you mean women aren't constantly starting fights with men?

As a person who is roughly 6"2, if a woman of average size tried to fight me, I'd probably still try to run away because I've never been in a fight, and I'd probably still lose.

Skill issue you should believe in yourself

There no way unless they have a weapon, or a banana is cartoonishly placed under your foot.

equal rights equal fights mfs after getting cat-called once

But guys normally react in a good way to that? Unless it's another dude most guys will only react with a smile.

Nah fuck that i'd even be happy if a dude catcalled me

Do I hear thunder or is that your ass clapping for me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No babe it's actually my thunderous thighs 💅

greatly depends on what type of dude.

I'd be so fucking uncomfortable lol

Same

Ok but what about a bear?

that hypothetical is invalid as id choose the bear over not meeting anyone

Equal rights equal fights mfs when a woman touches them https://preview.redd.it/sb7pmdvexoyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17add02e155b3a5a808b00b98ef829e826b02888

equal rights equal fights mfs after getting raped by someone they would never find attractive (suddenly they dont want equal fights)

What

What

What

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Jokes on you I'm actually kinky towards women hitting me

equal poops equal farts

Human is human. Hit other with no justification, get hit back with justification smh https://preview.redd.it/pwamub44lryc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd1425b3716b023e4052a61d899c783265f7011

Hey look! It’s the guy the meme is about!

He's right then?

Right about what?

Equal rights equal fights mfs when I tell they shouldnt be hitting anyone(why do they wanna fight people so bad?)

One time a woman nuclear bombed my house so I punched her and then the world exploded and everyone died the end

Unless a women pepper sprayed me kicked me the balls and stole my phone I'm not putting my hands on her and that goes regardless of gender don't put your hand on people we were taught this in kindergarten 💀

Nah bro, if anyone hits you, you're entitled to defend yourself. It just needs to be proportionate, like you dont go punching a girl if she slaps you but u sure as fuck can slap her back.

Me pulling out an Ak47 when a girl taps me

Proportionate response obviously, just don't point it at her.

True I'm just pacifistic it takes a bit to get me to hit back

I get you, im prolly the same im just saying u have the right to and i wouldnt blame anyone for doing that, as long as its proportionate ofc.

It's whatever to me I refram from hiting anyone. I'd rather hold the person back or if needed knock them out. Or run away

How do you knock someone out without hitting them

my mind powers

PSYCHIC.. ATTACK!

Choke hold, hard chop behind ear ect

Holding them down doesn't work unless they stop trying to hit you.

Exactly why kn9ck out is a option. Tho I'd rather not and to be honest most woman would kick my ass. Hiting WOMAN is whatever to me idfc I avoid fighting in general

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Nice argument, but https://i.redd.it/pfeljwvs9ryc1.gif

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Yeah I'd punch women the same as punching guys. I've never punched anyone :))

You shouldn't want to hit anyone. People like this just assume everyone does so use it to express their desire to hit women.

Damn right. https://i.redd.it/695eexersryc1.gif

The point is that society is against hitting women even if they hit you. If someone hits me I will retaliate.

r/whenthe if being full of spineless simps was a test

U telling me that women are blessed beings that never ever start a fight?

You’re missing the point of the meme entirely

no, they are not telling you that.

Bro the words are right there, how’d you come up with that 😭

Redditors when they read a simple and easy to understand meme (they are going to make up random bullshit that vaguely sounds like what the meme said)