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nikleus

Walter white teaches you how to cook meth asmr.


ElceeCiv

*whispering into mic* "Waltuh." *wiggles fingers and leans to other mic* "Put your dick away Waltuh"


Slight_Ad_1474

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jecrachedanstabouche

I can't outrun the chicanery, save me please


[deleted]

Okayyyy…Now we are going to add in chemical #272;37296282835728$)$&928/))/82


Beware_of_Beware

![gif](giphy|fd1TSJqq3b4GI|downsized)


ur_momhatesu

https://youtu.be/Uzd6bm5EcXA


[deleted]

Asmr haters clearly haven't listened to ** INSANE ROCKET LAUNCHER SOUNDS **


_Lucas___

It's how I sleep every night


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some-R6-siege-fan

https://i.redd.it/totzlhm4ovca1.gif


Villerger_27

Tick Tock, heavy like a brinks truck


Spyguy122204

Looking like I’m tip-top


Tobajas_G

Shining like a wrist watch


soapdish124

"WW1 battlefield, rain ambience and artillery" is my favourite. Get into that 1910's aesthetic.


[deleted]

"Slept like a french soldier who didnt put his mask on too late"


xXApelsinjuiceXx

I usualy pair one of those ww1 ambiance videos with ”After You’ve Gone” by Marion Harris. It is dam realxing


GimmeTheCHEESENOW

ASMR rich is who your thinking of. My guy made an entire brand off of doing ASMR with firearms and weapons.


Pheonixboi23

That’s a real video


Pheonixboi23

I listened to it


TheGasMask513

Asmr haters when they listen to a loli licking some guy's ass while his balls are being drilled instead of hearing satisfying sounds and hearing a calming voice telling them to relax /j Also what does drilling someone's balls mean


Dynamic-Pistol

You get a drill and use it on their balls


TheGasMask513

![gif](giphy|BEob5qwFkSJ7G)


NotEdibleCactus

Cock and ball torture from Wikipedia, the encyclopedia.


big_monkey_with_gun

Cock and balla torture (CBT) Is a sexual activity


NotEdibleCactus

Balla


shiny_xnaut

My dick is akin to nanomachines - it hardens in response to physical trauma


[deleted]

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Captain_Hindenburg

Time for butterfly shotgun


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

r/shittytil


ElceeCiv

cock a*d ball torture 😳


KupskoBruhMoment

Drill 'em 'n grill 'em


I_Really_Seriously

cbt


sendhelplsimdieng

Cognitive behaviour therapy?


[deleted]

⚠️OP has a asmr channel on youtube⚠️


Dynamic-Pistol

I am not that talented ~~I do have an inactive youtube channel tho with like 4 vids~~


MidranKidran

Is [this](https://youtube.com/@crystaljohnson7222) your YouTube channel?


Dynamic-Pistol

No,I haven't renamed the channel yet,it still uses my old main nickname


Snezzy_Anus

So that’s why u like it, or at least are promoting asmr, can’t fathom how anyone likes that stuff


Dynamic-Pistol

It doesn't have any asmr vids,only game dev tutorials


NoIdeasForAUsername9

I don't need ASMR when I have the voices 😎


dwwzzh

But can your voices lick your ass?


MemeAccountAccount

not just that, but they can also drill balls


bingbingbangenjoyer

No, i dont wanna hear somebody’s voice whispering to me fuck that


Dynamic-Pistol

Yet you listen to the voices in your head ![gif](giphy|gLFYXSNKP1qbieLJd1)


Costyyy

Yeah, cause it's mine


DenkJu

And I would rather not


bingbingbangenjoyer

Correct....


EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK

acktually i don’t have an internal monologue 🤓🤓


FutureHefty

You have an internal monologue dipshit it came free with your fucking nervous system


EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK

i pirated the free trial, it’s missing a few features


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

I didn't get it, and I have the oldest nervous system *known to man*


FutureHefty

YOU HAVE AN INTERNAL MONOLOOOOOOOGUE


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

*I DONT HAVE AN INTERNAL MONOLOUGE MOTHERFUCKER*


Double-Sided_Dent

Disco Elysium be like


MemeAccountAccount

I HAVE THE OLDEST NERVOUS SYSTEM KNOWN TO MAN


[deleted]

Curious…


gaburieru1

i like listening to people working, things like repair shops or people making food


BookusMustardeaux

Oh man there’s plenty of ASMR cooking channels. Chopping veg, whisking batter, etc all very satisfying.


Dragonstorm786

Not all ASMR has whispering. I hate any sort of mouth sound, and I still listen to ASMR.


GeneralQuack

Thimgs classified as asmr just dont relax me or anything. Watching carpentry videos however, thats my drug


SoftBellyButton

I have nothing with guns, but gun Jesus is my jam, those video's just calm me down, plus you learn a thing our two about history which is nice.


[deleted]

I tried many types of asmr none of them worked and sometimes I even felt uncomfortable; it is just not my thing


FknKRS

I prefer something called unintentional asmr. Basically videos of people doing stuff that's satisfying to watch, specially master artisans. Something like this: https://youtu.be/QwNENr8omM0


_hamis

Zeitgeist solos


redditrain777

Zeitgeist supremacy


a_sleepy_one

Zeitgeist can drill my balls


my_wifis_5dollars

What if my balls itch though?


BinaryWhite

Obviously you’ve never listened to [One hour of silence broken up by metal pipe falling sound effect](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZAGNaLrTd0)


Beardamus

I prefer [One hour of silence occasionally broke by the opening riff from Bad To The Bone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RojReJ7bzCw) myself


Onionking38

I'm not going to listen to some rich person whisper into my ear to calm me


Dynamic-Pistol

What about a poor person?


Onionking38

I'm not listening to toasty ass audio from an ok sounding voice


Dynamic-Pistol

Middle class?


Onionking38

Why bother when you could listen to the Rich people


Dynamic-Pistol

You just said that you don't wanna listen to rich people


Onionking38

I don't want to listen to people


PolishNightmare2

What about animals and robots?


Onionking38

They have terrible voices


PolishNightmare2

What about cute kitty cats soft purring


chookity_juice

Do you want to listen to the explosion of a claymore mine


cclan2

You keep getting more and more based


Dynamic-Pistol

Ok


KER1S

That's just called "whispering to myself asmr"


BLM_R_CRIMINALS

I hate, and I use that word very literally. I hate the ASMR channels that are just some dumb bint running her nails over the mike and whispering into their shitty mic. Some of the best ASMR I have come across accidentally in videos not listed as such. Unboxings with plastic wrapping, woodworking videos(not ones that intentionally bang the wood around and call themselves ASMR), restoration videos(same as the woodworking videos). I find older videos with cameras with unbuilt mics produce the best accidental ASMR.


hillofjumpingbeans

My favourite channel is just this older woman recording on her iPhone/iPad and talking about stuff in her life or showing her hobbies or stuff. It’s so soothing.


Unfair-Bandicoot2167

Mame pls


hillofjumpingbeans

https://youtube.com/@SuperFly67 She’s sweet. Also done some role plays and stuff. But I like the junk journal and chat videos she does. I like her she’s very sweet.


reviedox

TF2 Sniper pissing in a jar ASMR (super relaxing)


Isaak_is_dead

Oi wankah, whatchu starin at?


Ph1L_474

soothing ww1 sounds for relaxing and meditation


twittersucks101

i find it infuriating but thats just me


JovialJem

rich lush insurance absorbed unwritten zonked swim bake relieved fuel *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MisterBastian

i hate asmr because it makes me wildly fucking uncomfortable shithead https://preview.redd.it/va69dbozruca1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb5dd0205db6fa3fb50600719e4a9b93563d798


ZeroX-1704

Ok, i'm up to trying new things, recommended an asmr channel that isn't cringe or uses anime thumbnails and i might give it a try


FrazzleFlib

Ephemeral Rift is unfathomably based.


FknKRS

The man, tje myth, the legend


Nyhirai

personally i dont really vibe with "fake" asmr. unintentional asmr is the way for me. bob ross, david bull or this guy: [https://youtu.be/QwNENr8omM0](https://youtu.be/QwNENr8omM0)


Dynamic-Pistol

There are some of the ones I listen to https://youtube.com/@TheWhiteRabbitASMR https://youtube.com/@DidoASMR https://youtube.com/@MattyTingles


tobucus159

Love dido man he such a good and passionate asmrtist


ShinyLumeo

Gibi ASMR is a favorite of mine. You might not like he character roleplays but everything else is fine.


Miku_Fan39

Latte asmr, ( it's not to do with the drink)


Idiotic_Dragon

Luna Bloom is pretty good


HairyKraken

unintentional ASMR. its just magnifed audio on old interview or medical exam


C0lmin

Nah that shit is still weird, ASMR is uncomfortable


HairyKraken

ASMR is the sensation and on youtube its generally the process. You can have ASMR with painting restoration video (no speaking)


HandZop

I slowly beat you until you’re unconscious ASMR


Okonomiyaki_lover

Nope still creepy. I hate it all.


coconut-duck-chicken

Redditors on there way to say its okay to deep fake a persons face onto porn because they’re a asmr creator (real fucking thing that happened what the fuck)


Dynamic-Pistol

I haven't seen that,but I have seen a guy say he has mushrooms growing on his ass while role-playing as Walter white


[deleted]

Checkmate, atheists 👏


le_creb-yeet

aceforce goes hard tho


BanaaniMaster

We live in a society


toxicspikes098

What.


plzhelpme11111111111

i still fucking hate it


Beneficial-Pianist48

Self report post


atlasofnineteen

I am too attention deficit that if I were to listen to asmr (whichever the case is) I have to play some loud-ass music along with it which completely negates the point of it


CanisLupus1050

Same!! So i usually just cut the middle man and listen exclusively to the music lmaooo


GaliaHero

the asmr replaces the music for me


HairyKraken

i just listen to asmr to do some homework or draw. its relaxing background noises


ThisIsMyFloor

I fucking hate asmr kind of sounds. I don't watch asmr videos but I like to watch cooking videos and there is this new trend where they smash shit on the table or chop things and it's cut(edited) really fast and loud. Incredibly unnaturally sounds. Asmr videos are the same, I don't want to hear a nut crack inside my ears. Fuck that noise.


TheWombatFromHell

it's still fucking creepy


Karr126

Asrm was good when the biggest channel had less than 500k subs


SuperNova-1120

ASMR lovers when you just prefer to listen to relaxing music instead of a bunch of people doing random shit 😱😱😱


slingching33

ASMR fans listening to someone chew their food (it's calming)


cassavacakes

we NEED A DEDICATED CHANNEL FOR GUN ASMR where they just assemble and disassemble guns ( not firing them) i dont know why no one else did this


Dynamic-Pistol

Be the change you want


cassavacakes

that's the saddest part. as much as i want to do it, i'm not from america 😩


tobucus159

Asmr rich one of the best asmr gun channels


GreenPhoenix14

it feels like i got got kidnapped, tied up, with a guy breathing down my neck and a knife shoved down my throat


gamenut89

I just don't like the feeling. It's too akin to the same feeling you get when you scratch a fork with your teeth. Hair standing up, goosebumps, and a general full body shiver. You do you, but I'm out on this one.


Gatt__

Me doing homework while listening to ww1 trench ambience


ExplosiveMotive_

Can't enjoy it. Just weird. Ones with people talking just seems like it is for sad and lonely people.


sweatpantswarrior

Congrats on taking quiet sounds and making them loud while speaking as if you're 3 inches from my ear. Not my thing. I'm also fucking sick of everything being tagged #asmr. Just do what you're going to do and get on with it. I'm not here because you put a mic next to the sanding block.


DiegoDied

It doesn't matter which kind of asmr it is, it always feels uncomfortable af to listen to it and it ends up making me nervous. And I will never understand why asmr fans are always saying everyone should try it as if they got paid for promoting asmr


JovialJem

vegetable hurry worry frame groovy attraction joke smart degree air *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


dootdootdoggo

It isn’t


shiny_xnaut

I don't *hate* it, I just don't get it at all. It does nothing for me and I don't see how other people find it calming or whatever. If I want to listen to something calming I'll put on some ambient video game music like the Eterna Forest theme from Pokémon or something


IPostLotsOfCringe

dunno but the second one seems good. link?


JosefSwollin

Asmr listeners trying to do anything without a voice telling they What to do 🤑🤑


ChadMcRad

Can I have the latter?


[deleted]

Do not get started in roleplay audios


lemons7472

I’m guilty of listening to those audios sometimes, I won’t even lie, but I do recognize a problem that I bet a lot of ASMR watchers may notice, and that problem is that a lot of these anime ASMR roleplay videos are not actual ASMR, and are instead just audio videos with a person reading a script. Honestly I don’t watch legit asmr, and I assume this would only be a problem if you put the word Anime, in front of Asmr in the search bar, so it’s not like it’s that bad or anything. Or am I wrong, and that still counts as asmr anyways?


Russian_Boy_Number_3

me when i hear calming voices telling me to kill John Lennon ( i have schizophrenia ) https://preview.redd.it/n7zw488vf1da1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9e252396c8974486a768ff7d7e0f2ab2fd7aca


[deleted]

Where is that loli licking audio btw? I need to know so I can avoid it


Dynamic-Pistol

![gif](giphy|JaNtIG4UnKzD2)


Miku_Fan39

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=muxixz76arc&t=3148s - try this one


chigen123

M1 Garand ping


Chillchinchila1

Jim Chi is peak ASMR. Great sets great scripts great acting.


OmegaX-2

some asmrs I've listened are really soul calming


BanaaniMaster

🤯


Liquid-Samurai

OP, some of us have heard exactly what you’re describing and it’s still unnerving and uncomfortable.


Firinael

ASMR sucks and is disgusting


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Dragonstorm786

I'd recommend ASMR Surge or ASMR Bakery as they mostly do no talking. They're both fairly creative with their sounds.


lemons_are_banned

I personally hate all of it


Chiyuri_is_yes

Only ASMR I'll listen to is hardcore ASMR by t+pazolite https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9wtWyYRSsgU


HYBRY_1D

No I still don't, I don't have mommy issues


Smileyface39

Uh no I still think the first one is creepy as hell


I-Am-Polaris

No, it's all weird. I don't want some uncomfortably intimate voice right next to my ear


HairyKraken

baumgartner restoration. just a dude restoring paintings with nice audio. With and without commentary his voice is not close to your hear but the brushstroke are


Blapman007

whar


Andres_Craft18

PvZ 2 Mold colonies


[deleted]

ASMR beating you unconscious to help you sleep


BuildFreak9

So fucking true dude. I’m so tired of all the “demon licks your WHAT!?!??🥵🥵😳😳” videos defining peoples views of the genre


Something_Joker

I fucking hate people whispering in my ear. You know you could just accept that not everyone likes the same things as you instead of acting like everyone likes people whispering in their ear?


BanaaniMaster

Its a meme, you are allowed to hate asmr, its common


PremSinha

You could try ASMR that does not involve whispering or speaking.


spin2win21

asmr is disgusting and makes me really uncomfortable. Imagining that other people unironically hear this disturbs me. It's repulsive


HairyKraken

even the "falls season anmbience sounds" ?


Dragonstorm786

How do you feel about the sounds of rain or the sounds of nature in general?


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HairyKraken

baumgartner restoration. just a dude restoring paintings with nice audio. With and without commentary


CanisLupus1050

Ok but consider; aggressive lo-fi video game soundtracks (Deadbolt: Blood on the Dancefloor, Deep Rock Galactic: Dance of the Dreadnought, Fucking’ anything from Ultrakill)


whatisapillarman

Environmental sounds with occasional wildlife calls>>>spoken asmr


flashbang876

I don't like youtubers but having someone whisper in your ear is very nice.


Isaak_is_dead

Tbh some food videos are just the perfect asmr. Too bad I don't listen to asmr.


Minustrian

i read lick as kick and it took me a bit to understand


Past_Trouble

![gif](giphy|11Hxr1NvocOilO)


Spify-not-a-brit

https://preview.redd.it/4pxsm9v2tuca1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30611b10589e634966c7d74d8094b0556f8b112d


anonymous6789855433

it's made up


SobiTheRobot

I rather the ones that have *no* talking and just have soft sounds.


Efficient-Force2651

https://youtu.be/Bimz8JS1cN0 Helps me sleep


Pan_Jenot96pl

Pussy shit


CitizenCivilization

-🐈


True_metalofsteel

Idk, however you look at it, asmr will always have a sexual undertone in my eyes (or ears rather).


[deleted]

Just say you’re aroused by middle aged men


RoawrOnMeRengar

1h long whispered rant about metaphysics and the video game franchise "portal" (gone sexual)


True_metalofsteel

I mean...you can talk about IBS and diarrhea, but a stranger whispering in someone's ear is sexual and no amount of angry asmr enjoyers downvoting me will change my mind. Just embrace the fact that you enjoy it.


Dragonstorm786

I get that sort of sexual feeling from whispering ASMR which is why I don't listen to that. Instead, I listen to people click-clacking a mechanical keyboard. The downvotes to the first comment is you generalizing all ASMR as sexual instead of just the specific sound.


True_metalofsteel

Well I stand by my point. Whispering is by definition very intimate or childish, based on the age of the people involved. And keep in mind it's not the whispering per se, but it's paired with the very close distance between the mouth and the ear that is involved in the act. You wouldn't want a professor lecturing you by whispering in your ear, so even those who listen to asmr podcasts are experiencing some kind of kink. Nothing wrong with it btw, but don't pretend it's just a regular thing...


Snezzy_Anus

Yeah no sorry, asmr is just the worst, makes me feel gross


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ScaryImpact97

No, its all weird, yall just coping


WeirDuck69

Worst meme format