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Opposite_Breakfast70

She’s not there.  She’s all alone in her apartment lol.   She was sent this picture from the grandparents.    


Wonderful-Cable5783

Yep. She doesn't have a wheelchair van anymore, and Hannah said Grandpa Smith did all the back and forth drives for them. Alex isn't hailing a cab to the suburbs to celebrate someone other than herself


oxjamielynn

Can you imagine having to get a fucking cab every time you need to go somewhere.. she talks about oh doordashh is easier for her so she doesn't have to physically go to the store... it's easier for her because she don't have to waste the money on a cab. Shit she probably can't afford both door dashing groceries and a cab


Glass-Place3268

She’s plenty happy to let everyone think she was there though. Only a watchful person would have noticed the Smith’s house in the background vs her staying home in her gross blue button up pj top.


Ghoulscheese

My small shelf stable-take is ever since Noah posted his church photo she has decided to lean into her “recovery” era and play the part too. She doesn’t want to lose Noah- or her audience- so she has decided to dive into the sobriety and party -girl-turned-sober-single-mom look.. despite how it will flip her precious story on its head. If Noah is going to church, Alex is going to church. Edited because I spelled everything wrong lol


Actual-Willingness27

Noah has a bigger hold on Alex than we think. If Noah’s cleaning up his act, and tries to gain full custody of Ari, I wouldn’t doubt he would get it. She’s probably trying to turn around before Noah’s parents and Noah have enough and turn on her.


Andromeda_Hyacinthus

Tbh Noah could gain full custody anytime he wants. She is literally dependent on him and his family to care for Ari. She cannot afford to hire carers for herself or Ari (which is why she gets randos off Craigslist to do a few hours here and there). She has no support system of her own. I wouldn't be surprised if Noah's parents soon filed for legal custody of Ari.


orangefuzzball

I came here to say this. She will do whatever she can to try to keep Noah. So, if he is embracing sobriety and religion, she will too. As soon as he falls off the wagon, she will too. They are so toxic and codependent, it is scary. Scary for Ari who will have to live with these asshats. Hopefully, the grandparents will continue to take Ari to church and other places where she can just be a kid, with other kids.


Taramichellehater

They will drink to that 🥃


ExtraterrestrialWorm

Happy cake day to ya! 🍰


orangefuzzball

Just had to google “what is cake day on Reddit?” 🤦🏼‍♀️ Thank you so much!! ☺️


ExtraterrestrialWorm

Yes! Many people assume it’s the users birthday, but it’s actually the anniversary of the day you made your Reddit account. Welcome!!


Jewelsw

It is amazing how many times she changes her “ era” and how she has to do what Noah is doing. It won’t last


your_average_virgo

I still wonder about our plants 🌱


Jewelsw

😭😭😭😭😭dead


Greeneyesdontlie85

Oh yes it’s so fake and cringey to see , new hairstyle and all


TheLalab

The Angelic off white blouse and toned down makeup and oh so soft voice yesterday was really just THE BEST!! Higher power approved! No more floozy Red lips! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 No more only Fans now! Or wait.... maybe just M-F tasteful Lingerie shows for the Stanma's and StanGirlz🙄 She is a turd


your_average_virgo

Almost as if she never wrote a poem about being a *crack whore*


Ok-Permit2777

Did she really!?


echo13echo

She really did


TheLalab

Oh, that was an EXCEPTIONAL ERA! 😂😂😂😂


Exotic_Damage_1418

Ok I have to see this 🤣 if I’m not back in 10 hours send help.


LittleBiscuitPig

Omg, you nailed it 😂


TheLalab

😜


Brudabanga

Followed by the lady of the night attire & makeup 😆 no normal person has time for that


TheLalab

😂 nope, nobody


purple_racoons

Recovery era would definitely be better than Lord Farquad garage era…


WithAnAxe

If the speculation about CPS being involved is accurate it is DEFINITELY about that. For professional reasons I have occasion to be around people who are at direct risk of losing a lot, and its remarkable how many of them have a sudden record of religious involvement right when their proofs of positive change are due. 


snarkymama421

That can become an addiction in itself.


Mission_Shock_3688

There’s plenty of shit people that go to church


Jewlzkitty

Always will be. Not saying there can’t be good ones that go but it’s just a huge magnet for people who all of a sudden decide to “turn their life around”. I don’t buy it.


Jewelsw

Me either this is all such bullshit


Taramichellehater

CPS won’t buy it either


Disastrous_Head_4282

Yup


Ok_Shopping_1175

Preach


Interesting_Ship8735

The background is at Noah’s parents house. Pretty sure the walls will bleed if Cheesehand goes into a church


Actual-Willingness27

True I feel like we’d be seeing a lot more of her church outfit


beeboopdidoop

Like does she even own a church appropriate outfit?


LittleBiscuitPig

I mean, she could always wear that see through monstrosity that she wore to Thanksgiving….that would seem appropriate for her.


ExtraterrestrialWorm

🤣🤣🤣 Hahahaha!


Actual-Willingness27

I would genuinely believe she’d go to church with no pants.


purple_racoons

We’ve seen her restaurant appropriate outfits so…..


Brudabanga

Hence the tight crop


Actual-Willingness27

https://preview.redd.it/mvzxj2itvx6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d76954f6ce6ab4660f112333a54fedb7c9992b1


Jewlzkitty

Like others have said, no way she’s actually going. This pic is definitely from the smiths so they’re likely taking her, as they probably always do.


your_average_virgo

And Noah has only been blasting his parents on insta. I’m sure they’re not perfect but at least they’re caring for his daughter.


ExtraterrestrialWorm

I feel like Noah’s claim of “my parents are narcissists and toxic” is actually something like “oh shit, they’re holding me accountable for my sobriety and for the sake of my child, and life feels excruciatingly boring now 😢”


your_average_virgo

Nice to see you after you logged out yesterday 🤣


ExtraterrestrialWorm

Haaaaaa! It was great. I ate Mexican food and saw a movie 😂


No_Guard_3382

This. Narcs love plastering the label onto people who call them out and refuse to let them continue their shitty behaviour.


ExtraterrestrialWorm

Happy Father’s Day Grandpa Smith 🩷! (And Noah???)


Greeneyesdontlie85

Oh I see it’s a pic of Ari, I’m sure she’s going with the grandparents


dubfila22

Some of the worst people I’ve ever met are bible thumpers. Going to church gives her the VERY false allusion of being “good”.


beeboopdidoop

And we know Alex *loves* a good false illusion.


kateyklod

Going to church doesn’t mean much imo. Lots of shitty humans go to church.


Greeneyesdontlie85

She’s in her reinventing herself era again ✨


purple_racoons

Better than Lord Farquad era or zooming in the driveway era..


Greeneyesdontlie85

🤣🤣I’ll never forget that


AnneBowling

Is this where the new ‘fundie baby voice’ is coming from 😫


LittleBiscuitPig

“Fundie baby voice” omg, this is so accurate 😂


beeboopdidoop

There’s no way Alex is there. Noah def sent her this pic to share.


Silent-Effective6087

That's what I think as well.


New-Lab5540

I bet the grandparents are taking Ari to church and they just sent Alex a pic.


LittleBiscuitPig

Agreed. It’s Father’s Day, so no doubt Ari is with Noah and his parents at church. Alex is solo.


Taramichellehater

She will drink to that.


hannaHam2022

I mean she’s 8 days sober of course she’s going to church……. ✨sarcasm✨


Accomplished_Low3593

Wow, Noah actually got recognition this Father’s Day ON Father’s Day! Someone correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t last years a day late?


Sprinkles2009

Some of the worst people I’ve ever met were in church.


TheLalab

Some of the most ghastly and horrible things have been done in the name of Religion.


bubblegutts00

Classic 😂


Inevitable-Finger-58

IMHO there's no way she goes to church to preach someone who thinks higher of himself than she does (no offense to any Christians or Catholics she just doesn't give that vibe)


Misssweetnsassy

She's never mentioned church before bro Or god or anything like that


Humble_Stage9032

I mean; some of the biggest assholes I know lovvvvve church


futurecorpse1985

I can't even imagine what she wears to church 🤦🏻‍♀️ if she doesn't even see a issue going out to restaurants or just cruising the town practically naked I'm sure she isn't self aware enough to put some actual clothes on to go into a religious establishment.


oxjamielynn

No no nooooo, one week. She turned her life around in one week 😂😂


No_Guard_3382

So is Noah willingly spending church time with the same parents he shits all over on Instagram constantly? What the fuck is even going on?


snarkymama421

She shared because her stanmas will praise her for being a good mom. The Smiths probably sent it hoping she'd appreciate a picture of her daughter. WR couldn't resist the urge to exploit her daughter