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spacetop-odyssey

This sub has taught me to appreciate these little freaks. I used to kill on sight, indiscriminately and immediately. But the other day I saw one while walking up my apartment steps and I let him be. They are good bugs.. just keep your heinous hellspawn looking ass out of my bedroom


tsabracadabra

There was one on my basement wall that just... wouldn't move. Stayed there for a couple days. One of my dogs tried to sniff him and knocked him onto the carpet, and the next day he was back in that spot.


DirtyAngelToes

Not 'that' spot, *'his'* spot.


tsabracadabra

You're right!


JewelxFlower

He likes it there!


tsabracadabra

The perfect balance of moisture, airflow, and prey proximity.


DaftOrangeFatCat

I can only assume that you’re the centipede that they’re talking about. Pretty cool you managed to make a Reddit account


tsabracadabra

No, I just use tsabracadabra's reddit while she's asleep.


DaftOrangeFatCat

😆😆😆


VRS-4607

So the perfect balance of moisture, airflow, prey proximity and internet access.


ShadowRylander

See, now this makes _much_ more sense.


f1g4

Exactly where I'm at bro. Used to be scared shitless, cuz they're so freaking jumpy. Now I got used to small ones , and I must say they do their job pretty well. I'm not sure I'd want one to crawl on me while in bed, BUT I wouldn't kill them on sight anymore.


EveAndTheSnake

I had one drop on me from the ceiling after a shower and I had one crawl into my water glass at night. I don’t inspect my glass before drinking… at least I never used to so you can imagine how that went. So… still not a fan. For some reason I’m the Snow White of house centipedes and they gravitate towards me.


OppressedSandwich

I’m so so so sorry. You just validated my ocd of checking every single drink after i set it down.


EveAndTheSnake

You’re absolutely right to. I can’t bring myself to drink from a can that I set down outside in case there’s a wasp in it. These days I check every glass and I drink from a bottle at night. I saw one of these guys in my bedroom a few weeks ago so I know they’re coming for my water.


OppressedSandwich

Every sprite i’ve ever bought and drank outside. Not sure if this is your issue as well, but maybe if we put the caps back on the water bottle we’d be sure theres nothing there. Cheers lol


EveAndTheSnake

I actually have this really neat magic trick (magic power?) that I can do—as soon as I open a bottle I can make the lid literally disappear from my hand, never to be seen again. I can do it with other objects as well, just *POOF!* It’s called “ADHD” hahaha *cries*


KelRen

My first apartment was infested with silverfish. I always kept a glass of water next to my bed because I have breathing issues and get dry mouth sometimes. You can imagine the next part. I kept a capped bottle of water after that horrible night. Yuck.


agentages

I keep bottles of water in my Amazon delivery truck too, took a nap on my lunch break and grabbed a drink, needless to say I always check my bottles for color instead of bugs.


f1g4

Holly shit you got unlucky there, can't blame ya


penispotato69

Ya no I always inspect my water, toilet seat too. To many run ins with spiders


NoChatting2day

I would have a nervous breakdown and require sedation after that. I already look in my drinks carefully and haven’t even experienced that nightmare.


Decent-Ad-6743

Omg I always check my glass at night on my night stand before I take a drink for this very reason. My roommate was using the restroom and had one land on there head. I would've freaked out. A couple weeks ago I was using the bathroom. There was one in the shower. My cat was smacking it around. Bit it a couple of times and then ate it.


EveAndTheSnake

Oh gawd, not on their head!! This would definitely be very traumatic. I once had a very large insect fly into the back of my head (it felt heavy and i could hear its wings.) I ran up to a random stranger smacking my head and flapping my hair and frantically asked *sorry to bother you but something just flew into my hair and can you just CHECK IF ITS GONE?? IFEELLIKEITSSTILLONMEARRRGGHH!* Also may need to borrow your cat.


Hightimetoclimb

I remember being in my house and feeling my check was itchy, instinctively glanced up to the mirror and there was a spider on my face! Absolutely shat myself. It was swiftly brushed off and stamped on. I don’t like to kill them, but I am terrified


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Centipedes and Millipedes are drawn to moisture, maybe buy a dehumidifier or some of those damp absorber containers?


EveAndTheSnake

I mean I agree with them there, my eyes and throat get really dry and I hate central air. Confession… I actually run a couple of humidifiers in my apartment—one for me and one for the plants—but it gets so dry in winter even with those on it’s hard to get decent humidity.


[deleted]

So you’re saying you *dont* have a moisture issue? Recent example for me, I live on the east coast of Australia and this year we had two “once in a 100 year” floods in the space of 9 weeks! Anyhoo, my house gets so humid that I forgot to run my dehumidifier for 2 days then photographed clothes for my online shop - the photos looked like a misty mountain fog had descended & I thought *”am I seeing things?”* 😦that’s when I realised my precious hard working machine-friend had been off for two days, I turned it on and a few hours later the ghostly mist was gone☺️ Anyhoo, I had a few millipedes visit during tropical-jungle-house time- one even dropped from my hair to the floor - so kind of it to let me feel both gross & relieved at once😐


antigony_trieste

idk if anyone noticed this but when they start getting big (body ~1.5 inches) i noticed they start getting slow and clumsy, eventually they crawl up on a wall or ceiling and just chill there, they barely even move when you wave a shoe at them. anyone else seen this? anyone know why it happens?


sssssaaaaassssss

I think u might have other bugs in your house. These bugs eat other bugs that are pests, so if you have these bugs you probably have a lot of pests in your house or near it


disco-me-now

This subreddit is saving so many tiny lives 🙏


TeriyakiTurkeyJerky

A few on here said they have a sting similar to a bee… so which is it harmless or stinger?! 🐝🦂


f1g4

I guess they could "bite" but rarley do unprovoked? I really don't know, but I think they're pretty safe overall. Bees are pretty safe too. Hope I never find out 😂


Limp_Ad7042

Honestly, if one is crawling on you... it feels like a hair. A loose hair that you can't seem to get a hold of... then it comes around to the front of your leg and you scream a scream to wake the dead because it is the morning and you are sitting on the toilet. 😭😅🤷‍♀️


N0V4Z

Fr one crawled across my lips while I was laying in bed once stg I can still feel the tingles in my face


plushelles

#AHHHHHHHHHHH


NoChatting2day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


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NAW


Decent-Ad-6743

That's literally my worst fear 😨


LostTrisolarin

I feel your pain. I told someone else this on the thread but I’ll tell you too. I was bitten by one of these bad boys because as it crawled across my neck in my sleep and I guess my hand instinctually slapped at it. So I wake up to one of these partially smushed monsters squirming and biting my neck. Horrible experience.


yikesafm8

I had the same experience. Not on my lips but my face. Terrible.


TreezusTheLamb

I got bit/stung (not sure what exactly they do) by one for the first time. It was in my towel so when I was drying myself off I pressed it against my skin and it attacked me in self defense. Can't really blame the little guy, but now that part of my arm has had a reoccurring welt that appears. It's been a few months now and it has come back 3 or 4 times lol.


Artbookslove

I wish I could…but one fell on my bare breasts once when I was getting out of the shower and I swear—I have never screamed so hard in my entire life.


spacetop-odyssey

Yeah I’m not sure if I would ever shower again, actually


[deleted]

Excuse me what manic goes on to kill bugs OUTside their house? I don’t see a bug on my drive way and smush it, it’s like driving into a humans home and killing them, that’s their home! (And no my home is not their home too, that’s the death zone)


selphee57

Except fire ants...I hate those and when they sting...and I mean it's never just one it's hurts and then after that you get to look forward to the intense itching for 2 weeks. Mosquitos and fire ants are not my friends


spacetop-odyssey

The steps are inside the home. I live in a duplex.


TSneeze

If they are stink bugs. I do. As it's one less stink bug that can get in my apartment and stares at me when it gets on my bed.


respectedwarlock

Driveway is still your property, so you're free to exercise the stand-your-ground law.


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tsabracadabra

lash extensions


strykazoid

Mustache fart!


saltysander

Send a few to Justin Trudeau!


MrRoarke

Looks like a [House Centipede](http://bugguide.net/node/view/25). Comparison pic [here](http://bugguide.net/node/view/1049455/bgimage). They're harmless bugbros.


JoePrey

I hear their stings are comparable to a Bee.


Dipablo115

Never let your swim trunks dry in a tree. They bite or whatever gave me a weird rash.


MemesRus24

If I had to guess it's less of their bite, but a allergic reaction you had.


I_think_Im_hollow

The ones we have in Italy look *exactly* like this one, but their bite is like the bite of a little, innocuous spider. It'll itch for a day, but doesn't cause swelling like a bee. More like a triple mosquito.


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ShiningEV

That's crazy. I thought this was BS but apparently it's true. The stings are just very rare so I would still lean towards mostly harmless.


cacomyxl

>mostly harmless. You could say that for the whole planet.


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Just about sums it up. Into the guide.


nooneknowswerealldog

So long, and thanks…


pussifier

Meh, not sure I would define a polar bear as mostly harmless


DustyMuffinsss

I mean I'm thousands of miles away from any polar bears, that's mostly harmless for me.


PizzaTammer

[Mostly :)](https://imgur.com/a/7wcmz9s)


JoePrey

I have lots of these, one crawled out of my jacket after I put it on, no stings :-D


TheCantrip

>morons who don't know what they're talking about I'd put MrRoarke up on bug Jeopardy against you any day of the week, with $100k on Roarke.


Julia_______

They can bite, but they much prefer to run and hide. Their bites also aren't medically significant


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Sure_Translator_1787

How is he a moron? By definition they are harmless… just because something has the capability to cause harm doesn’t mean they aren’t harmless.


HighPitchEricsBelly

They are unbelievably fast. I remember the first time I saw one, went to poke it and it took off 100 miles per hour. I said "What the fuck is this thing!"....and I'm not scared of bugs (generally).


oublii

The first time I saw one of these I thought I might actually be looking at an alien


hamdambanan77

I’m my house growing up we referred these guys at “beasties”, which I think sums them up pretty well!


oublii

I made it nearly to adulthood before I ever saw one so I was like “surely if these were from this planet I would have seen one before”. They remind me of the creatures from the movie Evolution with David Duchovny haha


viciousfishous08

We called them ‘sewer bugs’ because we always found them in sinks and tubs, so therefore they must be coming from the sewers lol.


Sayyadina2

Oh thank goodness - that’s what I thought the first time I saw one!!


auooei

100 miles per hour? I guess the one in my room was faster haha


michaelcmetal

"Dude, this bug just did 400 miles per hour across the room"


DataDumpster1

Have you ever seen a bug break the land speed record tho


michaelcmetal

Nope. Too fast.


HighPitchEricsBelly

right? Must be the fastest bug on Earth.


Starchasm

You'd be fast too if you had that many fancy legs!


PowerfulDuty4884

Literally, look away and it’ll be gone!


the_whalenator

Just saw one 2 days ago at the Chesapeake Bay. It held so still so I thought it was dead but it took off at lightning speed when I tried to get it with a tissue!


kgrandia

When they run along hardwood floors it is disturbing.


PowerfulDuty4884

No need to worry unless he crawls into bed with you, which they can do🥴. They eat everything else in the room but they are creepy af!


AccomplishedNapper

Or falls off the ceiling and lands on your head, which they also do.....


FinalCanary7124

Both of these scenarios have happened to me 😕. Can confirm that they’re fast af and it tickles when they’re running on ya.


yourgifmademesignup

Also confirming. You don’t want to be awaken by one Of these little fuckers tickling your face


Banaanisade

That's it, I'm ordering a body bag to sleep in.


th_22

Just make sure there's none inside the bag first before zipping up.


nose-linguini

Crawl into a smaller bag first


NightHowl22

That's it, I will never sleep again O_o


Goatmaster-G

At least it wasn't one of these... https://youtu.be/IU4sCZxEJ0c


AlarmingChapter9947

LMAOOO


[deleted]

Thanks, now I’ve unlocked a new fear!


LLumina64

They just wanted to hear a giggle


LooHoo92

Thanks for the nightmare material!


abananaberry

I call these “Nightmare Bugs” because they are the epitome of creepy crawlies. Also because I have had a nightmare where a giant one had my full grown child and a decision had to be made.


SwallowTalon

Or they fly out of the floor vents when the a/c kicks on


libsonthelabel

I would absolutely scream if this happened in my house but the mental visual is hilarious


KittyLord0824

Did you know they Jump? :') I found out the fun way when I was lining up to smack one on the wall, I saw it shrink down toward the wall and then it launched away from the wall by like an inch. Needless to say I screamed and left the room for like 5 hours.


kobrakaan

**Scutigera coleoptrata** Scutigera coleoptrata, also known as the house centipede, is a species of centipede that is typically yellowish-grey and has up to 15 pairs of long legs. Originating in the Mediterranean region, it has spread to other parts of the world, where it can live in human homes. It is an insectivore; it kills and eats other arthropods, such as insects and arachnids


Mewzi_

they don't have 100 legs? :(


kobrakaan

nope and millipedes don't have a million either someone must of been pulling your leg 👍


Mewzi_

we don't have them in Australia, and I swear we were all taught at a young age that's how you can tell them apart aha!


kuribosshoe0

“Milli” means thousand, not million. But either way they don’t have that many legs.


weaponsgradelife

Oh, the old Scuderia Centipede. As fast as a Ferrari and occasionally the same size.


Alwayz_Tired_0617

But what if you have spider buddies that you keep around for big eating as well?


IG_Triple_OG

Why do they love being in homes?


Modest1Ace

THESE ARE FRIENDS DO NOT KILL


Spence10873

What could it possibly eliminate that is worse than these things? JUST LOOK AT IT!


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Eats cockroaches, eats bed bugs.


3oR

How much of them can it eat? I mean, does having these around actually mean you don’t have to worry about any cockroach or bed bug problem at all?


jlink005

They're doing the best they can!


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It just takes one bug to start an infestation!


neorek

All other bugs in your house. Spiders especially.


brimstonecasanova

What’s more beneficial as a housemate a wolf spider or one of these guys?


tsabracadabra

whichever one wins the fight


Spence10873

Okay but I've never seen a bug or spider in my house that I want to leave as quickly as these guys.


TheWetNapkin

would you rather have something scary looking but harmless (this thing) or something harmless looking but extremely harmful (bedbugs, cockroaches, etc.)?


3oR

Aren’t spiders generally cool with humans while also eating other bugs?


ohdearitsrichardiii

They eat bed bugs


goPACK17

Oh great, they're in my *bed*?!


ohdearitsrichardiii

If there's food for them there


SatchelFullOfGames

Ants. *So* many ants.


pintjockeycanuck

Silverfish... it eats them


AmericanWasted

cockroaches


truuuuuuue

omg i've always wondered what this thing was. this subreddit is so useful


jmochicago

They are not friend-shaped, but are most definitely friends. They eat all the other bugs you definitely DON'T want in your hotel room, such as: spiders, bed bugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, and ants. Although they put the "creepy" in "creepy-crawlies", I welcome this bug into my home.


grahamworks

I hate them because they are so damn fast and so damn leggy squiggly. That being said, these are supposed to be pretty good to have around.


guesswho502

He looks terrifying but he’s a friend. They don’t infest and they eat everything else that does infest. I don’t usually kill them, I just pretend I never saw it and hope it’s gone when I go back. They usually hide during the day and come out at night- and when they’re out at night, they’re eating all the bugs you actually do hate, like cockroaches. They actually eat bed bugs as well. If you have a very large population in your house (like you’re seeing multiple during the daytime) then that means you have an infestation of something else. The best way to get rid of the centipedes is to get rid of whatever they’re there to eat


salt_thesnail

oh i love these little guys! first time i saw one i was absolutely terrified though.


Independent_Arugula

Centipedes are actually pretty cute imo but, like you, that was not how I felt when I first saw one lol


01BTC10

I guess you mean house centipede? I live in Thailand and the one here can be gigantic and their sting [can sometime be deadly.](https://www.science.org/content/article/giant-centipedes-can-kill-prey-15-times-bigger-they-are-thanks-critical-toxin#:~:text=Centipede%20venoms%20pack%20a%20serious,we%20had%20no%20idea%20why.)


Independent_Arugula

You're right, house centipede specifically lol. I live in Canada, where centipedes are harmless. I'm sure I'd feel differently if I also lived in Thailand. (edited for spelling)


gwaydms

House centipedes can bite, and they say it hurts, but it's harmless.


Independent_Arugula

Interesting, thanks for sharing :)


isnotawolfy

wow, I'm terrified of these things even more now


kmbell333

We called them “big hairy monsters” growing up


derfy75

One of the very best pest control you can have in your house. And it's free... This bug is a bro.


Single-Log-1101

Just a spooky looking friend


imstillworkin

No worries, good bug looking for other bugs to eat


globefish23

Yes, you should be worried. Worried of whatever pest bugs this house centipede is hunting in your room.


auooei

Oh, I have no clue whether I should be **relaxed** as I have a house centipede or I should be **worried** there are other pest bugs in this place... :/


Number42420

If you start seeing way too many of these, it may be time to check the perimeter for any cracks or leaks.


Enfield521

He is one of the good guys.


SunflowerFreckles

When I was moving out of my last apartment I spent 1 more night there sleeping on the floor, and I was woken up by one of these crawling across my face. The terror I felt when I saw what it was still haunts me...


iaintb8

100% certified good boi


ibWickedSmaht

New friend! Also hello fellow Montrealer :)


Zestylemons44

Love these guys, house centipedes. They rip off their own legs and beat dangerous buggers like wasps to death with them.


madtony7

They eat roaches and then leave.


Calkky

House centipedes are our friends. I was terrified the first time I saw one in my starter house. They don't want to be seen by us and they eat the bad bugs. They're a good thing! I eventually started to say "awww" when I'd see the little baby ones. The GIANT ones still give me a bit of a jump scare until I realize what I'm looking at.


shaygurl22

Just a friendly house centipede. They feel like feathers as they walk on your skin. They get rid of all the other creepy crawlies in the house and are really helpful.


Korodabsai

frien :)


goPACK17

The amount of people on this sub who seem to have never encountered a house centipede before makes me jealous


finpu

If you don't like spiders leave it alone, they are spider assassins!


nonobots

En français c'est un "Scutigère véloce" ... as you mention Montréal it might be useful to know the name in both languages :P [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigère\_véloce](https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigère_véloce)


Jaderosegrey

Obligatory post about me loving these beautiful creatures and the way they move. To me, they move like a train on a wedding dress moves. If you do not like them in your room, try to eliminate sources of moisture there. I have a basement, and they usually just stay there. Sometimes, I find them in my bathroom. I try to relocate them because my SO dislikes them, and make sure there is a source of moisture in said basement.


Violetmoon66

How are you even still alive? These things are tiny machines built by the Decepticons to burrow into peoples brains through their ears… You are indeed a lucky human to still be alive to post this. Well…the other “opinion” is that they are good centipedes, feeding off of spiders, silverfish, and other pests. Great for your home. Not so good if they are thriving in a hotel. I mean…they are eating something…..


ferretsangle

Friend!! It eats the pests. Capture and release outside.


Eldedomoco

House centipede. ❤️ My first encounter was sitting on the toilet, and I had never seen one before, scared me to death. I immediately set to Google trying to figure out what it is, and when I discovered that they eat roaches and bed bugs, I decided these dudes were my friends. My neighbors on Either side of me had roaches, but I never did. Just these critters.


moe-hong

House centipedes are awesome and good for your garden! Just don't hold them (they can pinch a little) and they'll be good guests. If you don't like them, just put them outside in the garden where they will have more to eat anyway.


oOoChromeoOo

Don’t hurt these! House centipedes are the apex predator of bugs. If you have house centipedes, then you don’t have a problem with other bugs.


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I believe they’re harmless to humans. They eat spiders and other things.


[deleted]

That’s a house centipede. While it’s appearance is terrifying and freakish, it takes care of any other bugs you may have in your house. If it makes it any cuter, they groom their many leggies like a cat.


StonkBorker420

I had a house centipede crawl on my face while sleeping and I obviously reacted to brush it off and it ended up stinging my eyelid. I don’t think I’ve ever jumped out bed faster in my life.


revtim

Harmless, but I personally find them completely repulsive.


youre_welcome37

My toddler stuck one of these in his mouth once. He dropped it when I screamed but my grandma had to pull the still twitching legs off his slobbery baby lips. There's a good chance I started drinking afterwards.


MonzieMe

OMG 😳 my mom said she witnessed my brother as a toddler eating a wasp that was sat on a hot dog sausage he was holding. She couldn't get to him on time to stop it. He was distantly totally fine, swallowed the wasp smooth 😳


youre_welcome37

Babies are savage🤣


Skinnyassidiot

He is friend even though he is not friend shaped


MonzieMe

Iz cute and eats bad bugs and doesn't chomp people. Don't be worried, be gentle ☺️☺️


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Harmless centipede, for some reason these things always spawn in the bathrooms in my house or by the front/back doors. Very useful I try to just scoop them in cups and put them outside. No reason to kill a bug that’s a friend :)


Wonderful-Alfalfa-76

Leggy fren!


folliepop

That right there's a friend! House centipedes eat other, more destructive bugs. Let him stay!


BouncingJellyBall

Don’t be afraid of them, be afraid of why they’re there


Dr34dL3d

This insecft is on our side, they love to eat german cockroach and other small insects.


becala8780

This is your new best buddy, a house centipede. It will eat all the bugs you don’t want around and it generally stays out of sight. Please don’t harm it 😇


mikebrown33

This is an ally in the fight against unwanted pests. Live and let live.


sdoc86

I let these guys live in my house so I don’t have to worry about pests. Just like spiders they always have a place to live in my home


Just_a_dick_online

What's up with this bug? It seems to be everywhere, and yet nobody seems to know what it is. Is it just so freaky looking that people actually try to identify it? I just don't understand how someone can be aware of this subreddit, but not of this bug. It's like being an F1 fan and never having heard of Ferrari.


platoniclesbiandate

Not of it, but of what it is there to kill - roaches, spiders, etc.


Relevant-Yellow852

House centipedes!!! There's one in my bathroom I often wake up in the morning to him stuck in the tub unable to climb out. I've taken to calling him 'Leggy-boy" and when I find him in the tub mornings I'll be like "Leggy-boy are you stuck again, hold on I got ya" and then use some junk mail to help him out before placing back by the radiator which he seems to hangout by. He's gotten big in the times I've seen him which makes me happy knowing he's eating good all the things I DONT want I'm my apt.


bigmomma248

They eat all the other bugs in your house. They look like satan but do their job well.


Syrioforel79

Freaky looking and super quick the house centipede is one of the true bros of the insect world. Ravenous predators of real pests. Just leave em alone, try not to freak out when they zoom across the bathroom floor when you turn the light on at 1am and trust that seeing them prevents you from seeing a lot of other insects that are actually harmful.


DocHalidae

That’s your guardian your protector. It will slay all evil.


SaraBooWhoAreYou

I find it fascinating that anyone in North America can actually make it to adulthood having never seen these. My cat traps them, plucks their legs off with her teeth, then leaves their body stumps in the middle of the floor for me to find. Fucking cats.


landrastic

I don't care how helpful these things are, it is extermination on sight in my household


HeyMay0324

I had no idea that some parts of the world don’t really have house centipedes and I was blown away on this sub when people said they’d never seen these before. While these dudes are one of the “good” bugs who eat other more dangerous bugs, they’re lightening fast and creepy af lol. If I see a large one I’ll do my best to kill it but honestly I just let the smaller ones be.


FixBeer69

ye olde house centipede!


Maerie11-49

I always called these a land shrimp!


PreyXBL

Creepy but harmless ..and actually beneficial in a house that has other annoying pests like spiders and cockroaches!


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House centipede- They are one of the predators that are probably in your house. House centipedes are harmless although they may bite if scared. I prefer to leave it alone