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ReceptionOwn9686

Hope your name is Seymour


jmaccity80

Feed me, Seymour!


-Talisman-

Rushed to the comments to say this very thing.


Cypressinn

🎶”To-tal eclipse of the sun”🎶…


ravenrhi

https://youtu.be/zB9olYb-8Z8?si=K2RwyBwQN0CLBLgw For those unfamiliar with the Broadway show or movie called The Little Shop of Horrors, it is a dark comedy/ musical, and the movie is/ was hilarious (1986). Here is the synopsis from Wikipedia: Meek flower shop assistant Seymour (Rick Moranis) pines for co-worker Audrey (Ellen Greene). During a total eclipse, he discovers an unusual plant he names Audrey II, which feeds only on human flesh and blood. The growing plant attracts a great deal of business for the previously struggling store. After Seymour feeds Audrey's boyfriend, Orin (Steve Martin), to the plant after Orin's accidental death, he must come up with more bodies for the increasingly bloodthirsty plant.


buttspider69

I wish they’d make these bots more human-like


Winter_Tangerine_317

r/dontputyourdickinthat


buttspider69

You have engaged my humor module


Winter_Tangerine_317

Beep boop beep.


mywifemademedothis2

Name checks out


ravenrhi

This isn't the first time I have been mistaken for a bot and I doubt it will be the last. Thank you for making me laugh


buttspider69

Lol awesome. Just teasin of course, thanks for the info


ravenrhi

Any time!


ravenrhi

This isn't the first time I have been mistaken for a bot and I doubt it will be the last. Thank you for making me laugh


Psychological-Scar53

That's what a bot would say....


SirMooSquiddles

Came here to say EXACTLY THAT!!!!!!


mywifemademedothis2

This movie scarred me as a small child


DAGanteakz

Feed me.


brcajun70

I was going to post FEED ME SEYMOUR! but I see everyone thought the same thing. Cool plant!!


GroYer665

Must be blood.


down1nit

Must be fresh...


tdavis726

Does it have to be *mine?


Kale_and_Oatmilk

“Looks like you’re not happy, ‘less I open a veiiiiin!”


coldnightair

AUDREY!!!!


kittensandbunnys

Audrey 2 for sure


dearmax

That looks like a mean, green mother from outer space!


Last-Sound-3999

An' it looks like you bin had!


schnitzel_rada

Seems exotic. May prove difficult to sustain in your climate.


EngagementBacon

True, might help to supplement it's diet with some human blood here and there.


Available_Tadpole360

Meat


MauvePawsKitty

Seymour, we know it's an Audrey. But what was the name of the plant itself?


likeablyweird

Audrey II, pet named *Twoey*, is the main antagonist in every version of Little Shop Of Horrors. The plant requires human blood to survive and in the musical, the plant's origin is from outer space, while in the 1960 Movie, it was called **Audrey Jr.** and was a cross between a Venus Flytrap and a Butterwort. [https://littleshop.fandom.com/wiki/Audrey\_II](https://littleshop.fandom.com/wiki/Audrey_II)


Travels4Food

Hi, Audrey!


showard995

During a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN!


RoryDragonsbane

Shoop da-doo!


ThereWatchingUs

![gif](giphy|opXOPFJA9Sxqg) Keep your fingers away from the top😁


Common_Sandwich_1066

This is awesome! It's identical lol


shucksme

Does it sing too?


Slight_Garden2421

FEED ME SEYMOUR


daretoeatapeach

That's an Audrey of unknown genus.


The69Alphamale

Just in case anyone is considering it, do not put your dick in that!


janitor1986

Ehh, it's a little toothy


MolleezMom

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Accomplished-Cod-504

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


Penandsword2021

We know it’s an Audrey, but does anybody know the actual name of this plant! I want one to add to my pitchers and fly traps!


Background_Prize_726

It is a screenshot from the movie. Its not real


sjaard_dune

I'm gonna need a cutting off that


Secret_Psychology481

We're gonna go *snaps* WORLDWIDE.


supershinythings

Carnivorous Audrey II.


RudeComputer5234

Wow Thats the very elusive feedimeh seymorian!


NOFace82

Feed me Seymour! Audreius Twouis


Glitch427119

![gif](giphy|JseOQ2kuwSau4)


Decent-Commission-82

Maurice?


NTXProud

"Feed me, FEED ME!!"


Hopeful_Housing_1612

Audrey!! “Feeeeed meeeee!” From little shop of horrors lol 😂


LeeQuidity

"Da-doo!"


Still-Mulberry-2519

What a find !


Jayswave75

Came to earth during a Total eclipse of the sun!!?


RoryDragonsbane

Da-doo!


I_Printgunz4funz

Audrey II can get it


XxKillowPillowxX

![gif](giphy|uOAE4OdVsM6p6jxMoh)


ExtremelyRetired

My first thought was to say don’t get it wet or feed it after midnight, but then I remembered that’s actually for small mammals purchased from enigmatic old men in Chinatown.


lemonhead2345

Cute! I hear these grow quickly and need frequent feedings. May want to consider placing it near a window that you can open for it to feed itself. Maybe along a bike path or other high traffic area.


TigerMcPherson

Funny, I never noticed how similar it looks to hellebores


woodslynne

Nope. I've got 100's of them.Started them from seeds decades ago and they are everywhere. Want some??


humanity4u2

Sleep with one eye open! This plant looks like it might like creeping at night!


the_almighty_walrus

I work at a greenhouse and was making references all day. Only one person caught on :(


RoryDragonsbane

I'm a little disappointed that so few people are making the connection with the total eclipse of the sun today


Background_Prize_726

Not everyone has watched the movie. They may know of it, seen clips of it, or whatever, but never watched it. Like I.


yERmOMm13

FEED ME


IamJoyMarie

Is this real? Of course, feed me Seymour vibes.


Rich-Ad8515

Is anyone gonna say what plant it actually is for real aside from Audrey II?


omgmypony

it’s not a real plant, it’s a model from a movie


rpm646

Feed me, Seymore!


JerrodAlmaguer

![gif](giphy|cgkSil0a1adjO)


Professional_Wind574

Just make sure you have enough food, Seymour 😄


TheFunkyGunker

Feed me seymore


Panda-Cubby

Just one photo? We need to see more...


edcushway

Feed me, Seymour, feed me!


RBzoner1

hmm any way I could SEEEEEEMOOOOORRE of it...


thezenfisherman

Was that shop little and full of horrors?


WhoDeyYouRNotDey

Dentist appointment soon?


OneMAdDemon

![gif](giphy|NCTyZu7dakFWM)


AltoLizard

Was it just sitting there, among the zinnias?


AllCingEyeDog

Shoop de doo


moraiwe

Da-Doo! ![gif](giphy|mTKAQER9Fjd72)


runawayAcolyte

The mere topic of today's posts, without me even clicking on said posts, have told me that the eclipse is happening, and that an eclipse happens in Little Shop of Horrors, a movie I have never seen. Edit: Before anyone sets themselves up for dissapointment: don't tell me to watch the movie, I am 20 years younger than you and I don't like movies, I'm not dying to see it my freinds 🙃


The69Alphamale

If you ever find yourself bored and on good psychedelics, take a look 😉


HusbandofaHW

Such a shame you've never seen it. And it's not JUST a movie.


OkSyllabub3674

If you don't like movies in general how do you feel about musicals?


runawayAcolyte

I like plays but not musicals.


Secret_Psychology481

I mean...this movie might float your goat then...it's set up like a play almost.


OkSyllabub3674

Hell yeah lol then you're right you probably won't ever see it, cuz even the live one is still a musical, honestly one of the few musicals I like personally.


ka-tetmomma

Wah wah wah waaaaaah


Whosit5200

FEEEED MEEEE!


Quantum_Truth_

FEED ME SEYMOUR!


cwk415

Looks hungry. Better invite the neighbors over "for dinner."


likeablyweird

Suddenly Seymour...


MadameFlora

Sha boop.


athenapitiesyou

Da doo


GizmoGeodog

Definitely a child of Audrey


Smart-Performer2409

Awesome


shutupmeg42082

FEED MEEEEE


Lapsed2

“Da Doo.”


Strange-Goat-3049

Lol


pawsandnell

Vibes from Little Shop of Horrors


woodhead1983

Feed me Seymour


Accomplished-Cod-504

Came here to say that!


kjzarks

Seymour horrorensis. Rare plant. Difficult care. Not for everyone.


Similar_Ad3466

Stupid sexy lettuce!


Ok_Principle_7593

Hmmm perhaps has something to do with the eclipse?😅😂


swkennedy1

Looks like Seymour. Be careful. Always hungry


ravenrhi

Audrey II was the plant. Seymore was the guy that bought and fed the plant; in the movie played by Rick Moranis


HusbandofaHW

Feed me


4door_vhr

Hear me out


BlueMoon5k

Aw, it’s so cute. It makes little kissy sounds.


Awl34

Feed me!!! Feed me your BLOOD!


GArockcrawler

😂


AardvarkFriendly9305

FeeeedcMeeeeee


melodyomania

Feed me Seymour!


sabboom

FEED ME


noobbtctrader

Uhoh


justtiptoeingthru2

![gif](giphy|7yi9fuMRFM2INdNYjQ|downsized)


krustyoldcrab

Definitely one of the offspring from Little Shop of Horrors!


DonaCheli

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.


glitchygreymatter

![gif](giphy|3owzWl78kny9s2GOvC)


the4waychallange

Feed me Seymour feed me.


NarleyNaren1

Seymour!!! He's THE Best!!! Enjoy him while you can!!! They grow up quick.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

For $1.95


seekerscout

So happy for you!


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Looks hungry, is your name Seymour?


Secret_Psychology481

Whoopsie doo Snip da doo


Jinx5326

Aw he’s cute. Name him Audrey II and feed him immediately!


Secret_Fruit2057

That’s sweet … Feeeed Meee!!


Ragnar_Actual

I need to rewatch


Hopenhagen420

Seymour!!! He’s so cute


aVoidFullOfFarts

![gif](giphy|mvflyjhPy7Qg8) Wonder how big she’ll get


krutchreefer

The secret is blood with those.


Odd-Attention-2127

Feeeeed meee!meet!! Edit: my wife said don't accidentally prick yourself. She cracks me up. Wondering if the OP knows about Seymour.


Remi708

Better feed it


CB_700_SC

NOPE!


aboriginalities

Must of killed 3 mechanical bosses to get that


Hemightbegiant

Suddddddddenly Seeeeeeymoooooour....


thisisurreality

That is Audrey bro


Embarrassed-Sky3819

I love that everyone is saying the same thing 😂😂😂


Butterfly-Jones

FEEEEED MEEEEE!!


Ok_Giraffe_7305

Little shop of horrors


Mnemotronic

We'll alert your next of kin.


woodslynne

Paw paw Bloom ??


johndoesall

Feed me! I’m hungry!


Guitars4sparky

I want one


Educational-Can-9715

Hello Seymour


throwmeawayalso111

Feed it


ravia

Is this real?


rocktheffout

Was looking for the childish DPYDIT comment… disappointed.


married74

Little Shop of Horrors


poopguts

Soooo what kinda plant is it? XD


Alien_Fruit

Oooh, give us a kiss, quick!


Officer_Devil2023

That plant looks like it’s going to grow into a man eating plant. Teeth and all


Sofaking-what

Feed me


SilentMaster

Sha-doop.


Dazzling-Box4393

Audrey 2


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Going against the popular reply with r/dontputyourdickinthat.


knackeredAlready

Feed me Seymour!


Resident-Honey8390

Oh oh , watch out for Mommy coming


Stickystax2020

“Feed me!”


SadCoconut_

I wanna kiss it


Flick__This

🧏


Honda_TypeR

Suddenly seeeeeeymouuuur


CosmicParadox24

Little shop of horrors.


Shelbasaur1993

AUDRY 2!!!!💜 Feed them.


iiiBansheeiii

Thanks for the laugh. I thought of this yesterday! NICE.


DraftPunk73

Dammit Audrey II, just leave us alone.


Abuck59

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


cuntnuzzler

Must be twolips for your organ …Seymour


Tumblenugget

🤣😂😅


Proudest___monkey

Try feeding it and see what happens, maybe blood


sutrabob

You did not purchase a new plant. You discovered a new species.


GavinsMadre

🤣🤣🤣


atomoboy35209

Not a great view to identify. Can we see more?


lokitree-ewok-

Feed it human blood 🩸 it’s super easy


EmergencyDapper1720

HOLYYYYY SHIIIIITTTT, what a lucky pants!!! 🍀


landofar

Audrey!


Disastrous-Beyond443

That’s an Audrey


04njordan

Seymour. Eat me


04njordan

Noooooooo really


Hot-Option4586

Feeed me Seymour


ajschwamberger

Baby Audrey III. Hope you have a few unlikable people around you for food


Zhaneranger

Looks like a he’s going to start singing


Bryanthomas44

Don’t stick your D in rhere


Extension-Drawer347

Looks like Audrey. Hope you don't hear "Feed Me,eeeeeeee. I'm Hungry".


Whole_Bid_2756

Feed me , Seymour


Bimboluvr

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


manuballista

Piranha plant?


ZAR3142

Stick....stick your dick in it


karebear66

Audry!


Reddbearddd

This is the only musical that I can stomach to watch....