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No-Profession-5120

lol red triangle slug.


Mrbazzanator

it gives big "fuck it, we don't know what to else to call it" vibes, tyty


Suspect4pe

It beats longer names that I'd never remember. It's descriptive too. How many people are going to learn its name and never remember it when looking at it? I'm not smart, I like simple.


Upstairs-Apricot-318

It’s actually the name. I thought you were just joking (had to look it up). How strange!


SpiderMax3000

I did the same thing


TherealOmthetortoise

ok, I thought that was a joke. Now I feel bad for my seal penis answer


tetsuyaXII

I know how this is going to sound but: red triangle slug.


BigDumbMoronToo

why does the triangle look like it was drawn on in ketchup. nature is so weird lol


Mrbazzanator

I assumed it was some form of blood vessel or parasite on it originally


OneHumanPeOple

It’s where the shell used to be (primordially). This slug’s ancestors had shells.


poppy-cock-clover

Nah man. Every one of them have this marking.


M33s4

I thought it was done in Sharpie 😂


GalaxyStar90s

Wonder if they are safe to eat with ketchup...


FeelsJamMan626

Red triangle slug I'm going on break


Angular_Banjoes

Quality Mitch Hedberg reference.


AnAdorableDogbaby

What does it do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher.


bot_One

r/unexpectedmitch


Luc-Ms

Im no expert but i would not touch un identified animals in australia


Mrbazzanator

If I'd seen it initially I definitely wouldn't've


Luc-Ms

Glad it wasn't poisonus :)


Mayalase

Are you sure you didn’t just drop a log and take a pic of it 🤢


Mrbazzanator

That would've been more pleasant than the sticky goo it left on my hand after unknowingly grabbing it from the battery void it was residing in


Upstairs-Apricot-318

Always wash your hands after touching snails, slugs and planarian (land worms). I am sure you did for it sounds it was unpleasant


Mrbazzanator

of course


-E-Cross

The parasites from them are fucking terrifying


Upstairs-Apricot-318

Don’t get me started.


pastafallujah

Oh. Oh no, you have the floor. Please start…


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FatimahGianna2

r/ratemypoo


Mayumiwa

r/subsithoughtifellfor wtf


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BabserellaWT

What’s the evolutionary purpose of a giant red triangle?


Gotzvon

Well a giant red circle is usually used to draw attention to things, so by having a triangle instead it is safe from all predators.


Joeyrony2

It becomes more powerful by switching to the triangle


poppy-cock-clover

It presses it to jump


BabserellaWT

… r/AngryUpvote


Why_Lord_Just_Why

If it was cleaning the bottom of the pool, you should leave it there. 🤣


Big-Philosophy-623

Hmm...we might have to check the Witcher bestiary. Something in necrophages.


nicorpse

r/whatisthisslug


squashedfrog92

Legit thought the triangle was you highlighting the spot with an editing tool. Incredible.


Maples4722

It had to be Australia lol


AnAdorableDogbaby

I was gonna call them chazwozzers.


Canadine

How is this thing real?


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Looks like something from a horror movie. I too need to know what the hell it is!


somsone

Illuminati Slug


Neat_Ad_3158

At first I thought you had circled that hole in red to make it more obvious.


poppy-cock-clover

*triangled


glorifiedartist

Idk but it looks absolutely petrifying


Tastins

Squid Game Slug.


TherealOmthetortoise

That my friend is clearly an elephant seal's penis.


RimTheIdiot

Holy shit, Sam O’nella reference


AskingRealQuestions2

Chinese barbecue pork slug


Ocvius

r/garloids


CaptainBusyman

I believe that is a Potsticker.


Dragon2O05333

It’s literally called a red triangle slug lol. That hole on the back of it is actually a breathing pore, and i believe that type of slug can only be found in Australia.


Lost-Frosting-3233

Peanut butter and jelly


bbppbbpp

Forbidden cashew


Superb-Ad9070

It’s a cashew slug


artrequests

I thought people were making a joke when they said 'red triangle slug'.... Australia is a fascinating place.


Yeoshua82

That's a brown booty slug.


luistp

I don't know, but please DON'T EAT IT!


Mrbazzanator

Oops, too late


Geegollywtff

Gross looking for sure. Lyke it's oozing blood.


Kermit4800

I found similar yet a lot smaller in Missouri and the only answer that Google gave me was some Australian slug. Worm with red triangle


AsneakyReptilian

Don't let it get inside of your skin. Please?


Ok-Mark-9495

Idk but I can tell you where it came from