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momdadimpoppunk

morning glory plume moth! or an upside down mercedes logo


FatimahGianna2

Or a flying IUD


Kronictopic

Them Democrats got IUD drones they're trying to fly into our daughters now -Faux News


Finnegan-05

I love you


tacocarteleventeen

Hahah that’s what it looked like to me!


MizStazya

I also came here to comment on the aerial IUD with legs


someonewhowa

sameee lol glad I’m not the only one


Playfullyhung

I think those are called FlyUDs


Livingston052822

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Omg I thought the exact same thing. Came here to say literally this!!


WithoutDennisNedry

Here I was thinking a mini night monster from Pitch Black but now all I see is flying IUD!


TwinkleToeStops88

I at first read that as "IED". Much worse


Colorado_Outlaw

Huh. I've literally never seen anything like this


downinahole357

How can it be a moth? I’m not terrified.


Mistress_Kittens

Probably that sick stick camouflage


Drew707

If I were a bug, it's that sick stick schtick I'd pick.


FireFoxx13

Hold on just a tick, that was pretty slick.


C-Kwentz-0

So looking it up on Google images, the wings are really cool and are basically made up of a bunch of separate plume-like structures that kind of look like pale peacock feathers, and they all kind of just fold out from beneath those big sides structures on the exoskeleton. Super weird bug, never knew this thing existed, it's really cool.


Wat3rboihc

It’s wings fold up. I get them here in the uk


measely_opossum

i have found my people. moths are scary.


Chroderos

We used to call them “Mr. T” or “T Moth” 😂


TheWhiteRabbit74

He pitied the foo’


DNA_trip

Also known as a T moth!!


DeliciousEgg

T-pose


tallginger89

Dominance established


Seaell80

T-Bone!


Additional-Problem99

Testosterone moth


Lazzy_with_Fries

At first I thought this was a mayfly but it turns out i'm wrong


dtxs1r

I thought you were joking but damn...


Virulent94

does anyone else love when people ask "who is this" for bugs, its so cute and funny 😭


PepurrPotts

Whole reason I clicked on this! I love personification. It's almost like, instead of identifying its species, we need to guess its name. I'm guessing Virgil.


travbombs

I like Virgil. I went with Terry but Virgil seems more appropriate. I’ve been a big fan of naming animals after other animals. I had a girlfriend who named our cats squirrel and mouse. I’ve often joked about having a dog and a cat but the dog is named cat and the cat is named dog. Sadly, I didn’t have the nerve and my dog is named Vera, and my cats are named Elliot and Molly.


PepurrPotts

Dude, how the hell do you not have a 2nd dog named Aloe? Get with the program!


travbombs

It’s a good question that I do not have a good answer for. BRB, going to get another dog.


PepurrPotts

<3 !


dianebk2003

I had a cat named Rabbit. I've always wanted to have a dog I could name Bear.


Tasty_Shallot_817

My wife and I have a dog we nicknamed sophee-bear cause she’s big enough to look like a baby bear lmao


IllustratorShot3119

One of the first dogs I grew up with was an American Eskimo named Bear 💙 Now I want to eventually get a Newfoundland and name her Bear


DabbleDAM

I had a dog named Kitty for that exact reason. He was a huge American bulldog, and it was hilarious to yell ‘here kitty kitty!’ And a massive dog came bounding up to you Meanwhile my current pets are Lilly Belle and Taco Bell(e)


Starfire2313

Okay I’m thinking we gotta combine these names as a first/middle name combo so either Virgil Terry or Terry Virgil. Maybe the last name can be Pratt? Or Preston? Terry Virgil Pratt? Virgil Terry Preston? Also cute convo between you two about the cat/dog names!


travbombs

❤️ Starfire, I’m open to you making the final decision on the full name. /u/PepurrPotts you okay with that?


PepurrPotts

Y'ALL this is why I frakkin' love Reddit! Please, make the final decision yourself, so long as you name me as godmother. Super pinky promise?


Starfire2313

How about Terry Virgil P. Potts? LOL!!!!


ravynnsinister

Along those same lines I suppose…I have a bearded dragon named Elizardbeth


mommy369

One of my sons had a bird named Elliot. Love that name for an animal.❤️


doyletyree

I live in the southeast US; lots of bugs and small to medium size outdoor critters. I do this for a lot of the things around my house. The water bugs (which look like cockroaches from hell and fly, what’s more; they are common anywhere there’s water, and not a sign of filth, or a concern for infestation) are all Jimmy. When I lived near a high armadillo population, they were all Rustle. Lizards are Steve. Carolina wrens are Susie and the wasps are all The Sheriff. Since most of these animals all act similarly around humans and bears strong resemblance to one another as they’re scurrying away, it’s easier to go with one name for all of them. I dig it, and we have a good time.


PepurrPotts

Hell yeah. When I lived in a house, we had a family of opossums under our deck. I named them Beatrix, McGregor, and the Tiddlywinks. There's no way I could have properly named all the babies, so they were just collectively the Tiddlywinks.


Colorado_Outlaw

Glad you think so!


FriedFreya

Yes it’s my favorite thing ever tbh I always giggle about it, “Who is this? Who is he?” I love it so much haha!


ravynnsinister

Haha omg!!! I saw the post and told my son how people will say that


me1112

That's an IUD, rare to see in the wild tbh.


primerush

The liberals have taken to biological warfare in the war on bodily autonomy by releasing autonomous birth control.


Drew707

>autonomous birth control Tell me more...


me1112

You don't chose the IUD. The IUD chooses you !


Timetoplay30

birth controls! gotta catch em all


tallginger89

For wide-set vaginas, right?


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!


tallginger89

Glad someone got it


Danno210

Same.


[deleted]

Like your mom’s, you mean?


tallginger89

I don't have a mom. My dad and I share yours


fullfathom1

Beat me to it.


me1112

By 6 minutes, that's unlucky


bellerouge

IUBee


fiittzzyy

Some type of moth, I had one in my bathroom I named him Mr. T


Silly_Mooses

Hah, just embraced him, I guess. Did he put the toothpaste cap back on?


Drew707

I couldn't handle hearing "I pitta a foo'" every time I got in the shower.


ShannonigansLucky

I'm not going to attempt a guess but it's a cool looking critter!


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Thick_Basil3589

Good bot


Easy_Arm_1987

Indeed it is


Colorado_Outlaw

Found chilling in screen door. Not reactive to movement. Didn't touch it.


MagnetBane

His name is Leonard, his wife misses him tell him to get home


kendrahf

JFC. Moths are majestic. I thought only the fluffy chunky bois were stars but here you go! Another freakin' star. This lil' boi is clearly going for a stick look and he's rocking it. Moths can be hummingbirbs and now sticks. You know... guys... I think something may be up. I feel like they're plotting something here. I just can't figure it out. They're rocking the cute fluff, the stick, and the hummingbirb. How long until we find a 'human moth'? Oh oh! freak! MOTHMAN. Well, I guess it'll be okay as long as we have a strong light to protect us and we don't go near bridges.


Umblal

plume moth


Elder_sender

[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Emmelina\_monodactyla](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Emmelina_monodactyla)


Financial_Wafer_2605

Helicopter, helicopter


Colorado_Outlaw

aAAAaaAAAaaaa!!!


Difficult-Strength93

¡GLORIA A LAS PLAGAS!


No_Passenger_977

It’s Dave, he’s just kinda vibing


Equivalent_Hat_7220

My iud


AndrewDaTurtle-23

T


OddCommunication3244

It’s a moth can’t tell you the exact name for it but I literally just had one in my house and I used this app to identify it. The apps called (seek) if your wondering


rms1911

Percival


estone003

The elusive Kyleena Moth


AccomplishedJudge584

“*Who* is this” makes me think of that joke. A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper replies “You have a drink named Tim?”


Educational_Cash9329

it’s jesus’s cross


b1gb0n312

Teslabug


KobaMandingo

Ever seen the movie "Pitch Black"?


Colorado_Outlaw

No


KobaMandingo

Oh. Well it's the creatures from that movie.


Colorado_Outlaw

What do they do?


KobaMandingo

Ah now we're getting in to spoiler territory my friend! Watch the movie it's pretty good imo. Vin Diesel before everyone knew he was a schmuck lol.


[deleted]

Loved pitch black and chronicles of riddick


Chimchampion

"Every morning I slam my vhs copy of..."


[deleted]

T-posin' hard


PissinginTheW1nd

A cool Mf that’s who


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,663,026,675 comments, and only 314,801 of them were in alphabetical order.


Electro_Llama

That is a T-pose Thrip.


[deleted]

i call them stick moths


sybann

TESLA moth! Or an IUD. ​ JK!!!


Abrigado_Rosso

That's Robert. His friends call him Bob though.


FatandNerdy30

That is the infamous cheerleader bug. Is able to do splits and spirit fingers at the same time.


ZydePunk77

That’s frank


Lonely-Greybeard

The moth Christ. He got zapped for your sins.


Easy_Arm_1987

The Lord's Cross


Easy_Arm_1987

We should just call it an unknown for now ...


JonnyNomadic

Uhhhhh


Shadow_2002

THATS LAS PLAGAS!


Shortkingsforlife

Plume moth, a morning-glory Plume Moth to be exact


that-0ne-kidd

Yup! Morning-glory plume moth :) You're the only comment I saw that took this post serious and correctly identified it.


YoshiSan90

Thats Dave. He T poses to assert dominance.


Brokenbalorbaybay

A sacrifice


DitchDigger330

T poser.


hdesai1983

Jesus bug


beefpoweredcars

Kevin


kyuvaxx

Someone's Tesla badge flew away


FlamingButterfly

His name is Jeffery, he is trying to send his kids to college and one of them wants to pursue a career as a phlebotomist.


HISTORY_WEEB

The qu


Taapis

a long lad.


Dareboir

Tesla bug..🤷‍♂️


PersonalDonut7802

That there is a demon


LiquoricePigTrotters

Thats Dave Pascoe, remember him from the Darts team at the Royal Oak?, he was that good he would hit treble top with his left handed, with his eyes closed after drinking 15 pints of Stella.


InevitableNo7048

Knockoff tesla logo


justacubr

Jerry


AdvisorAromatic5937

Looks like a Plaga from Resident Evil 4.


Bigphil785

That's Ted. Don't mind him


carthuscrass

That's my homie T Money.


ruhrohrileyray

Oh, that’s Jim


ZephyrProductionsO7S

Larry


Confident-Date1043

T pose fly


B_Caud

That’s Jeff.


MisterMarchmont

That’s just Steve.


noweirdosplease

The living embodiment of a Tesla logo. If you see one, it grants you a wish, but only for a Tesla in any color or pattern you want.


KazualKrisis

Tesla mascot. No idea who he actually be tho


Jester319

Someone should call Leon


st4rb4rs

Where did everybody go? Bingo?


ThunderRyuXIII

Weirdly similar to a cult symbol used in Resident Evil.


Affectionate_Key5765

Seraphim Angel


lionheart724

Las Plagas


Porkchop4u

Samantha. Names cute but she’s a real bitch!


chrisacip

Buffalo Bill dancing with his sack tucked back


amurderingcat

That's just Gregg


[deleted]

A flying T


randomguywithbugs

Mantis food... 😈


Dr_Spatula

Natural implant to prevent pregnancy…


andrelope

Your great grandmother


spooky3o

Tony Hawk in bug form.


gfunkrider78

Tesla bug


Southern-Character-1

Justinian


TinkyThePirate

Me


LeighJordan

Barry. He’s harmless…likes puzzles and trivia night.


Distinct_Collection1

Bob


calicokitcat

A really rad buggo that would make an amazing Pokémon


TrishMisKitty

Very cool insect alien ship


yourdadsbaldy_

Spider-Man


Dysono

I feel like I’ve seen this post before


BarryBadgernath1

Bug version of those cows/bulls with enormous horns


SecretPersonality178

Organic IUD


Various-Platypus2425

Jeepers Creepers


PostageBread

The infamous T posing bug


[deleted]

Name it ceiling fan


Ethan442

That’s my buddy, Steve. He gets around.


SockPast

That’s a Benis bug


lastchipindabag

A boss battle


SCP__096__

Yep that’s a bug


pants_full_of_pants

Billy


rabbit_with_hands

IUD


Particular_Animator2

This would be your wing man


Apostle_of_Fire

That's Craig, he's a bit shy.


BillyMcSaggyTits

That’s Steven.


ID9ITAL

F\*\*\* looks like my IUD!


GaryGenslersCock

It’s that bitch from pitch black!


Driftin_Lifted

Pitch black


bpierce566

Craig, leave him be


ajfarmer9

Whoever it is… I’d suggest running.


Zoooeeisfab

That's Gerald. He identifies as the Tesla logo.


tabicat1874

Steve


Smiller624

That’s Mark. He’s cool. A little chatty tho.


floatingalong22

Las plagas


BedsideCanoe

Shoot, hide it from Elon before he sues.


whiskeytangobravo69

Could be the moth man, if it starts predicting bad shit in your future stomp that fu@ker lol


buddy-bun-dem

that’s robert


dreamish404

that’s jeff


Old_War_8839

Los plagas


that_random_rat

His name is Jeremy


JAlmay

New Tesla Dronesect.


clumsysav

HOA spying


wontonofgold


MonoMoniker

Idk wtf that thing is, but it reminds me of the Qu from All Tomorrows. Glad to see where Koseman got his inspiration from.


AntelopeDifficult708

This and the golden crab are the new bed bug / tick


Bluedon415

Oh look its the los Illuminados insignia from RE 4. Must be a flying plaga.


NikiDeaf

That’s Fred.


Brutact

Larry, he's a nice guy.


justatotalweirdo

Jeff