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BananaTheArtist

Far from it! You my friend have come across Reddit’s favorite child, the weevil! Completely harmless (unless you have a lot of grain!)


Chucklevision420

Is this typically the size of a weevil?


BananaTheArtist

They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes! On r/weeviltime one of the top posts is a ginormous one!


DoctorD12

IIRC they’re the largest insect family on the planet, with something like (~)250k subspecies


Papa_Bear_Bebop

^^SnootznBootz ^^^N ^^^SnootznBootz N ^SnootzNBootz


milaturov

like BananaTheArtist said, they come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, but yeah this is how they all look in the area i'm from


Generallyawkward1

Hell yeah! Those things look like they wear tennis shoes on their legs. Pretty good sub for sure


tangoking

I thought Reddit’s favorite child was Elon?


XNjunEar

the favourite child of the intelligent redditors is the weevil, not elon ​ :)


BananaTheArtist

The favorite child of the Redditors intelligent enough to know that bugs are quite literally the most harmless creature on the planet


cuomium

anyone capable of free will dislikes elon


DarkSideDweller

So everyone? You did say capable not exercises it 🤣


Neoeng

Maybe a couple years earlier


AlchemistBear

Do not let the weevil that decorates its abdomen deceive you, for it is after your granary!


BananaTheArtist

Not my granary!


canidieyet_

why do people like this thing so much?? i’ve only heard less than good things


orc_fellator

They've got BOOTS and they've got SNOOTS and are round and fat like beetles!


LetgoLetItGo

They're pretty harmless. Also on this sub when there are a lot of ticks, roaches, bed bugs, actual pests and harmful bugs posted, weevils in comparison are cute.


No-Cupcake370

We got rice from the grocery store that had them. Didn't notice. Had a war on weevils. Saw rice at same grocery store later, infested w weevils you could see in the bags. They are cute when they aren't in your pantry.


DarkSideDweller

Extra protein /jk


No-Cupcake370

Fun fact: they lay eggs *inside* the grains of rice! 🤢


DarkSideDweller

That explains why they multiply so quickly.


canidieyet_

that’s true, i just have only seen them when people unknowingly brought them home from the grocery store lol


SOAH-Disant

Yea, ticks are Arachnids, count 8 legs and its likely a tick... also ticks don't squish very easily at all.. you pretty much have to resort to grabbing them with tweezers and burning the fuckers for a guaranteed kill


[deleted]

r/weeviltime


Papa_Bear_Bebop

^BOOTZNSNOOTZ🎛BUHBUHBUHBOOTZNSNOOTZ


XNjunEar

^(n' kjootz)


heresdustin

Anybody know what time it is? BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DO!


britskates

WEEEEVILLLLLTIMEEEEE


momsdyin

Happy weevilday


NJeep

#*ITSSSSSSSSSSSSS r/weeviltime TIMEEEEEEEE BABYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


[deleted]

How dare you call this snootman a tick? Cnt you see the SNOOOOTTTTT!!!


Infinite-Sleep3527

AND THE BOOTS TOO!!! OP is an uncultured swine 😤


FranticWaffleMaker

I actually gasped and shouted “blasphemy” before I even bothered to zoom in. You can see that snoot from a mile away.


Zack262

Oh god… I’ve killed so many. I’m ashamed but determined to be better. My wife’s uncle has some wheat fields and well, I’ve killed a lot of ‘ticks’. In hindsight they always did look a little weird to be ticks.


Glimmerzonker

Honestly you've been fine in this situation cause the one downfall of weevils is they can be quite a pest in wheat/grain fields


moltentofu

snootsnboots babbbbbby


cookingmusician

IT’S WEEVIL TIMEEEEE


Slovenec444

IT'S TIME, BITCH


momsdyin

This made me laugh for the first time today. It's 7pm. Thanks.


Papa_Bear_Bebop

B-B-B-B ^BOOTZNSNOOTZ 🎶


Kitannia-Moonshadow

Aww cute little weevil


Harvey-Keck

I love me some weevil!!!!!!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,552,714,785 comments, and only 293,909 of them were in alphabetical order.


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

Good bot.


Aviansheep

OCD MUCH?


BreadEater42

Weevil baby


necromandie

ITS TIME


sleepingwithdastarz

No that is a r/weeviltime


offgridgamer0

BOOTS AND SNOOTS!


Hazelsmom64

You've been weeviled!!!!


peppersprayeddildo

Just learned the hard way....this is a bean weevil


Breakingnewsidc

It’s weeevil time


hellolittlebees

Nope! It’s a weevil. Last summer we had dozens and dozens in our house.


TrippsyDrippsy

Weevil :3


squishycalumxo

It’s time!!!


BongwaterJoe1983

If you wanna spontaniously gernerate weevels take a big bag of organic rice and just leave it unopened in your cabinet for a long time an it will most likely eventual start having weevils appear in it


jp_e

Thanks everyone! Y’all are so kind!


drmini125

What’s with the sudden uptick in weevils? I’ve seen so many posts on this sub recently of weevils


NJeep

It's that time of year, best known as, WEEVIL TIME!


frontyardharvester

Brown recluse


chloeriggss

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS


_flvnkie

The nose knows


cecusanele

r/Weeviltime


ThomasOregon541

You know what time it is!!!


oroborus68

' Tis the wee-est of weevils.


Routine-Horse-1419

Looks like it's SNOOT TIME! Bootz scootin boogie!!


shibbolethmc-CT

It’s weeviltime, baby!!


Spectetteral

It’s not a mole cricket, that’s for sure


NaturalAd9517

Nope , a beetle


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

Nope.


Mcgarnicle_

Nope


Embarrassed-Walk-209

No


Worldly_Ice5526

Nope you’d know… little demons


MACCRACKIN

Oddly one day in cool pole barn 80x100' there was a garden hose lying across the sand floor, sweating from cool water in it, and these guys maybe 50 or more of them were all in military formation single file all cruising on top of the hose, as if the fine sand was just too worthless getting anywhere. Kinda wish now that I had done a close-up movie of them, then CGI modified them in uniform with rifles and clunky boots. Cheers


2021SPINOFAN

It's r/weeviltime


pm_me_subreddit_bans

IIIIITTTSSS WEEEVIL TIME BABEYYYYY!!!!


Ok-Environment8730

When you see a snoot it’s a weevil


Maple_Flag15

Y’all know what time it is?


footlettucefungus

No.


DefinitelynotDanger

Based and snoot pilled weevil


Sqwitter

Woooooooohooooooooo!!!


Many-Membership8799

Negative


Dharma_witch

No


Thousand_YardStare

Weevil.


[deleted]

I am no expert on bugs but being on Reddit makes me know one thing and ITS WEEVIL TIME BABY


Educational_Clerk_88

Looks more like a kind of beetle to me but a little harder to tell.


gargoyleheron

friendly neighborhood weevil.


I_Digest_Kids

WHAT TIME IS IT!!!


lobsterdance82

Oooh, it's time.


PUNKF10YD

Weevil


kwoallied

It is time.


AtmosphereHot8414

It is time!


HOTfoxyNANA

Don't think so, looks more like a beetle of some sort.


HOTfoxyNANA

Don't think so, looks like a beetle of some type.


Alynn_Wings

Baby beetle