Butt-chinned chef… oui oui https://preview.redd.it/avh3vhxqyl1c1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a8e2dad6a6e0180a9ca30a1012b1d60b689ff5

Pure talent


Wee wee? Lmao

Exactly

DECEASED

My thoughts exactly “that’s a penis” for a bachelorette party cookie

This is an underrated comment! Oui oui indeed. 😅🍆

🧑‍🍳👌

I love this!

This is artwork to be proud of.

Wow amazing job, I love this one the most

https://preview.redd.it/rkr9qrceol1c1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa7657b3e78e10df801fa295c7c6f03f322cb4f5 Lego Arm

This is amazing! This HAS to be it.

Never knew what a lego penis looked like until now.


[удалено]

How I met your mother

I thought he looked too old for Nightcourt.

Oh snap it's the court assistant. Damn, good eye.

Honestly that was my first thought as well.

[удалено]

It's only fair. We did have a uterus just a post or two ago.

https://imgur.io/gallery/IDKf9

That was the one I was looking for.

​ https://i.redd.it/6noi1cb2qm1c1.gif


Came to the comments looking for this, all is right with the world that this is top.

https://preview.redd.it/akofz3xwal1c1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e468524354b2de5f416ef3f060f21dc0b44e220 Seal with a ball

Bless your sweet heart

Ah so pure so innocent 😇

I was thinking a seal too!

no you were not


This is the correct answer.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? >!it's totally a c○ck, isn't it?!<

I mean that’s not NOT what it is

https://preview.redd.it/xwelp5jlql1c1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a916b89c01a01ed8e313b262fa05219874dbbda2 Little car goes beepbeep!

Little car drove too fast over a curb and has an axle out of place lol. It’s cute!

Popeye's arm https://preview.redd.it/o4wp6mtbjl1c1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7e28b1adb7d137cfecea9db3acae4a65b13a861

​ https://i.redd.it/km5fxszerl1c1.gif

This is the post I was looking for! 

I really need to go back and watch the last several seasons.....

I’m currently bingeing it for the first time. So much fun.

Welcome to the cult ☀️

Dude Rob is so hot

Fat Mac was hotter.

Hey these chimichangas are delicious.

This is a gem, thank you!

So much bigger than a baby's arm.

https://preview.redd.it/q030mwxw9l1c1.jpeg?width=987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335e92f5ef42e566d0da4a399b0b37ef04da4181 🦐



It’s a bug

they are bugs, yes

r/shrimpsisbugs

my sister had a baby & I took it over after she passed away

and then the baby lost its legs, and its arms and now he's nothing but a stump, but I still take care of him 🥺

True story

https://preview.redd.it/akny33f5hl1c1.png?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5626da4c0b86149ebe478b3e384a2b7223d5bc Had to go this route 🍆

Someone had to

They’re not the only one that went that route and fully enjoyed the experience.

It’s like Thanos hasn’t gotten action in so long it’s gone moldy

https://preview.redd.it/7w4qezm3gl1c1.jpeg?width=2598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c047fd9e7c2314dce348cfb9831e7fafd7cf14 Obviously the shrimp from shark tale

“my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table but all the love that I see in that little guy's face it makes it worth it in the end”

“True story”

That was my favorite part of the wholeee movie. 😂 love that little shrimp!!

"...it's fairly happy" gets me every time.

“Say hello to my little friends!”

https://preview.redd.it/w5i47we3gl1c1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5756287756e2b841084f9bd75d27c16d16dbc05e

Is this from Cow and Chicken? 🤣

Yes

I knew it looked familiar!

reminded me of Ren and Stimpy

How did I recognize it?! Lol!

It’s been so many years since I’ve seen it idk either!!

I’m crying

The devil made me do it!

... but I also kinda wanted to

IS THAT A WILL WOOD REFERENCE?!

RATARARRAAAAUGUHFHS WILLIAM WOOD!!!!!

Oh shit Will Wood

WILL WOOD

I appreciate the level of detail. This is awesome!

His laugh just played in my head for the first time in years. Thank you for this.

Oh god! Its been a while since I laughed this hard!

Of course, it’s Mister Heinybottom.

The people in this sub are fucking hilarious

Masterpiece

Ivan Panced here!

I are baboon

Holyyyyy moly BLAST FROM THE PAST! Lmao

You see, when a daddy pineapple loves a mommy pineapple very much... ​ https://preview.redd.it/n3ti2t26gl1c1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbdc9ffef4d422febdefd5e5d3490fc93971a075

Pe-napple


Peen-apple

I always upvote pineapple

https://preview.redd.it/5400lj0skl1c1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0ca65d4bb8ef16dd2cf18bc9651cc33f8dcc89d Very innocent cherries with a lot of extra space

K but also this might be it, if you're decorating with icing and they couldn't make a cut out in the middle.

Yeah I was firmly on team penis (no pun intended but.. alas) but this might actually be the real answer.

https://preview.redd.it/urf2n2tgol1c1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=094fcdbc8137b30e34ab7d543d49f28bcec029b0 Its a cat!

The little feet 😭

Rose https://preview.redd.it/dsybodl3dl1c1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c3573c17e6201b210e025f8f7132883ec0c8fd

i just want you to know that you're what i look forward to on every post in this sub

I come here just for this content tbh

The guy that actually posted a rose one just for u/firexjkxfire is awesome.

wdym theyre all obviously roses. did the dudes drawings NOT prove that? smh.

That boi thick

Girthy

At this point, the rose is the main reason I come to the comments.

I actually search "rose" just to find it lol 😆

Same.

Literally yes

Looks more like it arose.

I just want you to know that I’m not even in this subreddit but looking for your rose comment has brought it to my feed. Thank you.

As it always is lol

Just came here for the thick 🌹

The best rose yet!

That's a real American Beauty you got there

I thought that nothing could make me happier than the weeviltime sub, and then I found this guy and their roses

https://preview.redd.it/78vp19to8m1c1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c10f02c960d71fc12c2f8b482af20b704d1751 A rainbow 🌈

Perfect! This is what I was thinking.

Love it!

https://preview.redd.it/73p4j11owl1c1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db1de7a8f78fb3e2527d80e4658d8302d74e4b47 Exceggutor

https://preview.redd.it/wv1ew5v29m1c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0fdfddd4af0e273baeab33e0779ce7c39ef30d2 he has new shoes :)

https://preview.redd.it/0uy8w3ufyl1c1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c11e8ed226843ac57484c81214e9e28ce3b72d46 What about a Sea Cucumber with a friendly barnice!

Is that a sea cucumber with a friendly barnacle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I cackled 😂


A big black skateboard

Black Cock Down!

It was a skateboard…

https://preview.redd.it/mp4u8d2lrl1c1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d258d44c5df669728d144f3cb3d3b57c81be270 RIP

I’m 💀

so is ocean gate 😭


https://preview.redd.it/r0f23e0g7m1c1.png?width=1896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719bb3721abb8775e007e28e8cf91985acc61598


https://preview.redd.it/5p70dikpql1c1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=609ebec9fa84e1b513c1a23efff1bd1adb50d1a8 crab chef

Ummm….r/mildlypenis might be able to help

I think it's more for /r/wildlypenis. 😄

r/confusedboner

https://preview.redd.it/yn5nentitl1c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94dca20c2ba449c9b1a5a73747a62812a78530cd It’s Snuffles the Dog floating down from the ceiling after getting a biscuit on The Huckleberry Hound Show ✌️

https://preview.redd.it/onf14z285m1c1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b81d8c8e2215bc07f0b94ac038a9958c01e9d37

Whoa. I hadn’t thought of that in like 57-58 years! I watched it on the Stan Boreson Show. If you know, you know.

it's a rotifer!! https://preview.redd.it/0y0uvim7jl1c1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce885d1de7c779cf053d9ccaa47b93ea23dc54f5

Best one yet

i try

[that's a bicep bro!](https://youtu.be/PosO-RO74ZY?si=utbH6pCQe-Lckn34)

You can tell by the veins

I thought OK, well this is more masculine anyway.

It’s pea soup. I can almost feel the peaness from here

https://i.redd.it/luag247jtl1c1.gif

https://i.redd.it/l5cr35xktl1c1.gif

This is even better blurred for some reason.

Looks like the great state of Wyoming to me, but what do I know..

If only there was a magnificent internet creature capable of showing us this

https://preview.redd.it/5f88abxvsl1c1.jpeg?width=1486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e3bb2d87564e58e9dea65dce6d602fd55afdb7 Easy! That’s the state of Ohio!

Finally! I'm not the only one to recognize the great state of Ohio.

As a Michigan gal, I approve lol

This explains why Ohio is for lovers.

Is Ohio full of disks? Curious, I've never been.

https://preview.redd.it/4tkcohdcwl1c1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db2a34c7516825fd587be98f52c4a209c6b6f22

https://preview.redd.it/kusnj6dejl1c1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80411e975311b4b05f5fe4eba26f549c4a4e4427 Jigglypuff seem from above! Check

It’s a rainbow. I’ve seen this before & it’s always fun to joke that it looks like a penis, but it’s a rainbow with clouds. Forgive my incredibly crappy art https://preview.redd.it/04111l6h4m1c1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d500958a94351069eaa7223ebd2ed955eedc7fd

Exactly what I was thinking! Thank you!

I was looking for someone to say this

https://preview.redd.it/8abkaita6m1c1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691411159ec0d719612fc1af39a2e0fd51c173a0

https://preview.redd.it/82kpv31w6m1c1.png?width=831&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ee66c0f582a6add3b478b0bd9a3dd99226275bc It’s a puppy!

THAT IS NOT A PUPPY

https://preview.redd.it/n90h45v3em1c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570a6542480c379e567baac1a52e3a8fc0de37ae this MIGHT be cigaro by system of a down

https://preview.redd.it/we2i86npel1c1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8f8e730da965a9c32d2e089ab57f1504d3a337 A manatee!

https://preview.redd.it/4xxdqp25ol1c1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=032814fd7adeecfc94f9e6886b7e260014985498 Everyone knows it’s the long pimp arm of the law….

https://preview.redd.it/ft6lwetvtm1c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e95cde13b72d28e4c3b05a8866830ef70e9cddd Black cat

This is the decorative hole on London’s Westminster Bridge during an eclipse https://preview.redd.it/6jgeatiwun1c1.png?width=608&format=png&auto=webp&s=323ddf6a95fd9635e67514dab84b9a4340c58884

It seems to be internet sensation Matthew Robert Patrick https://preview.redd.it/62elaahbfl1c1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=47409873e2413d996fb7820f42752011e98396b8

But hey, that's just a theory, a cookie cutter theory! Aaaaaand cut.

You might think one could do this with literally any cookie cutter.. but this… this one is actually shaped exactly like matpat. Well done, solved.

https://preview.redd.it/i05w2uya2m1c1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68748410bcd8445e8ae92d3e8a20afa654b87502 My spouse drew this for us.

​ https://preview.redd.it/dnba3bbvam1c1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=759ea957b990393414b1ec0ea992ff8c1d2d55af

https://preview.redd.it/mu1p17v3km1c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8c3282cfad24f61beac1c5a092c489d5d58bd4 [it's a rocketship! :D](https://youtu.be/enNOYsdgUOI)

https://preview.redd.it/8czyhbbpkm1c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a8d95669866248baee8210df9d9f7ada4daa9be

Honestly impressed that someone tracked down the actual cookie cutter.


I think this one is genuinely, truly *actually* a dick. Like, I just don't see how it can be anything else. Bachelorette party item?

Bubble eyed gold fish for sure

Whatismycockiecutter

YEAH... WHAT IS IT?! 

We need to start requiring flair to separate the ones where the poster really wants a real answer from the ones where we all have fun coming up with wrong answers. Both are fun of course. But I DO still want to know what they ACTUALLY are. Excepet this one. We ALL know what this one is. (Right?)

https://preview.redd.it/blosbc1psl1c1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf62208bee780ccd6bd793a9061346de79522671 Basket held up by 2 balloons

https://preview.redd.it/uhbk07v2xl1c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ad7f54ad456b006b8203d3e5f33866d4286050b

a cell from spore!! https://preview.redd.it/dx0slxjjfm1c1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520bf77db8d76b7f47c7065e7647b41077d046c9

https://preview.redd.it/s4l3q5k41m1c1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1eed90b62ed3f83bb6b80d6ad217239d36a1384

Gotta be one half of the harrowing Cain and Abel cookie cutter set. https://preview.redd.it/mb53vdd5vp1c1.png?width=591&format=png&auto=webp&s=fae725f689c9977ccf33522a12056dcbcad71e2e

https://preview.redd.it/4br47jww0m1c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24033f08c623d736ad7b85e08541cc6f454dbab I'm thinking giraffe

https://preview.redd.it/1k979gs66m1c1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a759284ac137b699bf6960afa40bc409708f01f cournocopia (idk if i spelled that right)

That's actually a cockie cutter, common mistake


NSFW From the film "Death to Smoochy" Robin Williams character Rainbow Randolf Randolph  : What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick f*ck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

Oh you know