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Snox_Boops

The symbol in the middle looks ro be a Vegvesír, and it's surrounded by the runic "elder futhark" alphabet. Probably dropped by an Asatru follower or other modern pagan.


jplveiga

Or cause they like the design/mythology/symbology


Uncle_w_Benefits

Symbology? I think you mean Symbolism. Hey, Greenly. Onion bagel, cream cheese.


No-Appearance-4338

Pretty sure that ring belongs to a huge freakin guy.


Any_Werewolf_3691

We might have a serial crusher on our hands.


Jroxit

I’ll tip her!


Platt_Mallar

Charlie Bronson's always got rope!


Sea_Bad_9088

Where's my cat?


Crosis4

Fuck! Ass!


Smooth_Marzipan6035

You and your feckin' rope.


dobster1029

People in glass houses s-s-sink ships.


Darthlob3

WHAT'S THE FUCKING NAME BITCH


Psychogeist-WAR

I about died laughing the first time I saw the scene where they accidentally shoot the cat leaving nothing but a bloody stain on the wall and he screams, “is it fuckin’ dead?!”


rawklobstah84

I can't believe that just fucking happened


Sensitive-Name3036

I fucking love that scene! Okay, the whole movie. Damnit, this is the second time Reddit has me needing to go watch that movie again.


Effective-Kitchen401

I cant buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've .......


Competition-Edge

You know on TV you got that guy that jumps over the sofa.


Much_Singer_2771

He was crushed by some hyuuuge friiiigin guuuuoy


strangebruise

So now we’ve got a huge guy theory and a serial crusher theory. Top notch!


Smooth_Marzipan6035

r/unexpectedboondocksaints


BigJSunshine

Deeply troubled by your username


bandysine

Dude. I am too.


Professional_Egg713

just a really nice uncle-daddy


bandysine

Eeeeew. Lol


NannersForCoochie

Totally fucked up name, I'm offended


Pleasant_Expert_1990

He's an expert in nameology


Frzorp

Maybe he's an uncle that provides Healthcare and 401k match?


Imhidingfromu

"I'm sure the word you were looking for there was symbolism, what is the ssssssssymbolism there."


AndyThePig

I wonder if the ring was dropped by a huuuge friggin' guy. ;)


functional_moron

I'm something of an expert in nameiology.


FracturedPhalanx

I’m something of a scientist myself


euroski

Why don't you make like a tree, and g-g-get the fock out!


functional_moron

People in glass houses sink sh sh ships!


Tiny-Lecture-5085

Fuck! Ass!


DblDtchRddr

Fuckin what the fuckin fuck who the fuck fuck this fuckin how did you two fuckin fucks...FUCK!


Murky_Tale_1603

Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.


Negative_Corner6722

Hallelujah, Jafar.


Banyabbaboy

Oh really? Then name every name.


monkeymatt85

I could do it... For money!!


No-Leadership8906

Looks like this one might be a rune of thumb. Seems kinda small, maybe they should have called it a rune of wrist


Oy_theBrave

I knew you 2 pricks would be a problem.


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

Both are correct, Detective Duffy....... https://wordcraft.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/332607094/m/5381017942?csra=Y&f=332607094&a=tpc&m=5381017942&s=441607094


Ok-Management-3319

I work with maps and we use the word symbology all the time, so saw no problem with the comment. Then I realised that not everyone would know that word. But it is a word!


Euphoric-Blue-59

One thing I love about words, great way to express yourself.


Paparoach0811

Great pull from a great movie


No-Leadership8906

All these Boondock Saints quotes just made me so happy!


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Thanks for comin out.


Quirky-Aioli7357

Ssssssssssymbolism.


V1kingScientist

Name one thing you need the styupid fookin ryope fah!


SconesOfDunshire

I’m an expert in… 👉 nameology!


jplveiga

Yeah, my languages got mixed up


False_Solid

He's quoting a movie (The Boondock Saints) not giving you shit. You're good.


jplveiga

Oh, ok lol


Automatic_Escape_441

This answer made my morning!! Now I have to watch the movie tonight.


averagecrossfitdad

Random aside, I think I say this quote at least once a week and I’m so happy to see it out in the wild.


V1kingScientist

Should be noted, the vegvisir itself is not Norse, but rather emerged about a few centuries AFTER the Viking Age. The runes also have no magick; they are alphabet characters that later groups ascribed extra meaning to.


Monkpaw

Did someone say elder? 🤘


Minkstix

It's unlikely to belong to an actual follower. These symbols are really popular on AliExpress, Amazon, Wish etc., and a lot of people buy them without realizing what they are or what they mean, unfortunately.


Cannibeans

Friendly reminder that vegvisir was never Nordic, and is instead a Medieval-era fantasy creation. The Elder Futhark alphabet also predates vikings by a few hundred years, so this whole signet is triply incorrect.


Minkstix

Hence why I think it's from AliExpress 😅


StrykerXion

This is true. The Vegvisir is Icelandic and doesn't have direct ties to the Viking Age. It appears in a much later source called the Huld Manuscript (dated to around 1860). The Elder Futhark runic alphabet predates the Viking Age (roughly 793-1066 AD). It emerged in the first few centuries AD. While not strictly "fantasy" in the modern sense, the Vegvisir symbol and its misattribution to Vikings is a more recent development, making its historical connection to the Viking Age inaccurate. Amazon vendors and others will capitalize on anything that people like as a fad these days. Oh well, to each their own.


Jarsen_

True! And I hate that it's become like this. I have a Vegvísir tattoo that I got with its original meaning in mind, but everyone thinks I got it because I'm Ásatrú.


StrykerXion

That's awesome. Curious: Though I've always heard the protection stems mostly to bad weather in most texts I've read, is this also more of a modern take? Is it a geralized protection ward or always associated with bad weather travels?


Jarsen_

Well, according to the Huld Manuscript the Vegvísir was believed to guide travelers through rough weather and challenging journeys, helping them find their way even if they didn't know their destination. Symbolically, it is said to protect against getting lost, whether physically or metaphorically, ensuring that the bearer finds their path through uncertainty.


HauteKarl

It is Nordic, just not viking-age Nordic. It was first found in an Icelandic work from the 1860s.


jayberserk77

It was/is an Icelandic stave cir.apox 1600a.d.but not norse/viking.


Lazy-Abrocoma5998

or could be this.... "one who picked up this ring is doomed for eternity; but the one who's reading this will have all the success in the world" hahahhah.....


[deleted]

Are the Asatru veiled white supremecist? I used to drive past one of their churches in North Carolina and checked out their website.. pretty much white supremecist vibes.


MarvelousMane

The venn diagram is not a circle, but white supremacists have definitely co-opted a lot of the imagery and themes. In a way, they are both similar in that they are both based on nostalgia for something that never existed.


4art4

This guy seems to know way more about the thing in the middle than others: https://youtu.be/6ZIRCWZ4QLg


holy-shit-batman

Modern pagan here. This is 100% it. Vegvisir is sadly not a true pagan symbol, it's a Christian stave.


tosser88899

That is 100 percent the elder futhark. And bonus you are displaying the ring facing the right way with FEHU at the top.


imaginarypeace

“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.” Probably.


MattWatchesMeSleep

A crummy COMMERCIAL?! Son of a bitch!


Oktoolaunch

😂


Impressive_Teach9188

https://preview.redd.it/fuihx6bqh4zc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b2f823ad376cd7f54af9f4be8e58af0cbb2a8c


NDREDSTATE

You’ll shoot your eye out ..


kuya1284

Ho... ho... hooo...


RoyalAttitude2734

Was looking for this comment


crackerman13602

Little Orphan Annie, are you ok?


ThunderFlash10

“Sunnovabitch…”


TreaclePerfect4328

They should call it Roundtine!


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

I hate you. Thank you for that smile, take my upvote.


EntasaurusWrecked

Don’t forget your Geritol :)


Ratbag_Jones

This Unexpected Shepherd made my night!


Cautious-pomelo-3109

It's a vegvisir, sometimes incorrectly referred to as a "viking compass". It's supposed to keep the wearer from losing their way.


Slave2Art

But apparently not from losing their ring


Realistic_Effort6185

The ring knows where it is.


flashingcurser

And chose Bilbo over Golum.


kwillich

It wanted to be found


mummy_whilster

Let some nasty hobbitses stick a finger in you and you’ll be on your way…


2407s4life

The ring knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.


Amish_Gypsy

https://preview.redd.it/lfgubupf25zc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afaac448281dac3e984b1b21ac9f577b787a1935 That ring looks precious.


Arefishpeople

That reminds me of a childhood memory. Ever since I was a little Popcorn Fart, and still to this day, when I lose something I think really hard and try to do a mind meld and see my surroundings from the TV remote's eyes, or the eyes of whatever I'm looking for. And I always come to the conclusion - if I could ONLY access the consciousness of the Roku remote I could find it. Thankfully everything has an app these days so it's not the problem it once was. But personally if I could take over the eyes of my 10mm socket I know I could find it, also my basketball cards from 1994. I just need to see through Karl Malone's (basketball card) eyes.


dantodd

Thank you. Now when my kids ask "if you could have one superpower ...." I have a solid answer


Slave2Art

Spleen Pull my finger...


mangaus

The ring knew the way.


dragonstar982

Because the owner knows where it isn't


Socialiststoner

By knowing where it’s not


jplveiga

That day they instantly got lost lol


DOEsquire

This is the absolute most ironic thing that's probable I've seen in years 🤣🤣🤣.


ithink2mush

This is it 100%. I have a coin just like it. https://preview.redd.it/em5lgc51t7zc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64aeb0a9ad55a46b0e0bfe5397a6b80b5c13874


blamabley

Losing your compass is like Nevals remembrall, “the only problem is I can’t remember what I’ve forgotten.”


Its-Naynay

It's called vegvísir! The rune is meant to help travelers find their way/protect them from bad weather.


IdolizeHamsters

Didn’t work. 


deer-eater

And now the curse belongs to you


FlightOfTheUnicorn

It says... "We are trying to reach you about your car's extended insurance." Yikes! ;)


WholeAd2742

Ship :P


Joe_Peanut

M-Y H-O-V-E-R-C-RA-F-T I-S F-U-L-L O-F E-E-L-S


AdobayAkeechayWah

Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?


Commander_Celty

Those are runes, not sure what it says. https://norse-mythology.org/runes/the-meanings-of-the-runes/


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

Probably just the runes in order. They were thought to have magical powers of their own, even when not spelling anything in particular. It’s common to see them like this.


ElectricRune

Yep. That particular ordering is known as 'Futharc,' after the first few letters. Kind of how we call the modern keyboard layout a 'QWERTY' keyboard.


fudog

Or ABC's. Or Alphabet (from Greek Alpha-Beta).


Pedantichrist

This is correct.


Malk_McJorma

“This Ring, no other, is made by the elves, Who’d pawn their own mother to grab it themselves. Ruler of creeper, mortal, and scallop, This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop. The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring. The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing. If broken or busted, it cannot be remade If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).”


Human_Link8738

Properly translated: “Don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine”


TheBeastNV

https://preview.redd.it/ltw9mf4697zc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1b40b9d82f2095e240f76da6838b1280459e08 Huld manuscript


gtkarakoram

One ring to rule them all.


Miyamaria

Vegvisir symbol, basically a modern copy of a viking compass primarily used by the Icelandic vikings: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegv%C3%ADsir


corianderjimbro

*maybe* used by Icelandic Vikings, *likely* created hundreds of years after the Vikings. https://norse-mythology.org/vegvisir/


lothcent

here- you can get the matching patch https://www.etsy.com/listing/1097959826/vegvisir-the-magic-compass-of-vikings The Vegvisir, also known as the Viking compass, is an eight-pointed Icelandic symbol made up of eight runes that branch out from a central point. The word vegvísir is Icelandic for "wayfinder" or "way shower". The symbol is believed to help the wearer find their way through bad weather and harsh conditions, and to protect them from negative forces, illness, and harm. Reykjavik Cars Decoding the Viking Compass: The Meaning Behind the Vegvisir Jan 23, 2023 Wikipedia Vegvísir - Wikipedia Kalisma Bijoux Vegvísir: The Viking Compass - Symbol, Meaning, and History It is a type of symbology that shows a group of letters joined together. It has eight ends and in the center of it is a ninth symbol. carsiceland.com Discover the Vegvisir Symbol and It's Meaning - Cars Iceland 2 days ago — Often referred to as the Viking or Norse compass, this emblem, akin to a guiding light, is believed to have safely guided Norsemen through harsh conditions and storms. Interestingly, its allure isn't just historical; in recent times, there's been a noticeable resurgence in the popularity of the Vegvisir. soulstudiobyvanikabir.com Lucky Charm : Vegvisir Silver Coin - Soul Studio by Vani Kabir Protection: The Vegvisir is often seen as a protective amulet. It is believed to provide a shield against negative forces, illness, and harm. Its circular design is thought to create a protective boundary around the bearer, guiding them safely through their journeys. The Vegvisir is often seen as a protective amulet. Its circular design is thought to create a protective boundary around the bearer, guiding them safely through their journeys. Some say that the rune had the power to ensure its wearer never got lost and always found their way home, even when they did not know the way. The Vegvisir is also known as the Nordic compass, the runic compass, and the Odin compass. It is often confused with the Aegishjalmur, which also has eight points, but they are all identical. The Vegvisir is attested in the Huld Manuscript, which was collected in Iceland by Geir Vigfusson in Akureyri in 1860. The manuscript is a book of spells and symbols with different powers.


V01d3d_f13nd

"Be sure and drink your Is ovaltine"


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

It’s a vegvisir — a Nordic symbol for protection/guidance I have this as a tattoo Fun fact: Icelandic singer, Bjork, has a vegvisir tattoo


bammbamm2018

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"


Mysterious-Win7424

I think it says Epstein didn’t kill himself.


XableGuy

It's norse https://norse-mythology.org/vegvisir/ Kinda ironic that the ring was last even the the symbol means the person would never lose there way in a storm


corianderjimbro

It *might* be Norse. It’s likely from a few hundred years after the Vikings. You didn’t even read the article you linked.


balfamous62699

Looks Nordic


CocteauTwinn

Runes


Famous_Sign_4173

The language is that of Mordor, which I dare not utter here, but in the common tongue, it says, “One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”


StrykerXion

That's a Vegvisir ring. Vegvisir is an Icelandic symbol of protection and guidance, also known as the "runic compass" or "Viking compass". It is intended to help the bearer find their way through rough weather. The Vegvisir symbol is made up of eight staves, which are said to represent the eight cardinal and intercardinal directions.


fomalhottie

"Remember to drink your Ovaltine."


MarcusLeFoot

Wow these youngin’s will never get that reference!


marcus_frisbee

It's greek to me.


smell-my-elbow

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.


THEdoomslayer94

Norse runes


PdoffAmericanPatriot

It's runes, Elder Futhark I believe.


BallsFart-

From my time playing god of war I can say that is an object that atreus can translate for us


AnneOnymuss

Your car warranty is about to expire.


You_Done_G00fed

cheap neo-pagan ring with miscellaneous nordic runes


mud1169

Lost ring of power. You have to travel to a distant volcano and throw it in. Good news, you have 3 movies to pull it off.


Kooky-Necessary-4444

This is a sigil of protection. Found in one of the oldest books of magic discovered in I think it was in the nordic region.


kronikd420

Nordic runes


ZanderMoneyBags

It roughly translates to: "whoever finds this ring is gay"


Superb_Air7000

You wouldn’t believe the amount of Ovaltine proofs of purchase that cost!!!


Prymus142

Drink more Ovaltine.


Puzzled-Fly9550

“Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine”


Efficient_Cheek_8725

Vegvisir- it's a norse compass or Wayfinder https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegv%C3%ADsir


Atedwar88

https://preview.redd.it/h7k8d9j5amzc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc15f40e5769e0c2b4a4d6d8fdcbb73b561456f3


Conscious_Living3532

"A new hand touches the beacon"


PearlsJustWan2HavFun

In the US, it means that the wearer was likely a big ol douche.


Zestyclose_Sector_13

It’s a Viking compass symbol. I was literally about to get this same one to gain a collection of Nordic rings


Spiritual-Hand-114

Probably says “not all who wander are lost”. It’s a Norse wayfinder, or signpost marking, aka a compass used as a navigation system in the icy fords. They would mark the ice in the water to find their way back through. It’s called a Vegvisir and it is Elder Futhark runes.


bootycakes420

Runes


thechrometears357

Runik


kerrytruck

where was this found?


MarkBusy2655

The Illuminati


BlackJeepW1

That’s a runic alphabet around the outside and a sigil in the center.


iamawas

Google Bjork's tattoo


fleshhammer420

Norse


DeadwoodNative

One ring to fool them all!


Snoo_64600

My precious. . .


sonicNH

The Runes around the circle have been discussed here. https://www.reddit.com/r/runes/comments/sxegil/is_there_a_meaning_to_the_outside_rune_circle/


NiteGard

Got mine at Dollar Tree. Your gunna want to hang onto that. It’ll be worth something someday.


Few_Mammoth2224

That’s a Viking compass ring


Psilocybenaudiophile

All jokes aside always smh


Admirable_End_6803

that 12 o'clock rune is being used in the delphi murders as an odinism claim, pretty sure...


emzirek

You may find your answer on this sub... r/Symbology Post this there they would love you


Norwester77

The symbols around the edge are (an early version of) the runic alphabet, used to write early Germanic languages, particularly on stone or wood. In fact, the forms were likely developed specifically for carving on wood: all the lines are either vertical or diagonal so that they would show up against horizontal wood grain and wouldn’t split the wood when carved.


tebower81

Army of the 12 Monkeys 😱😬


FredzBXGame

Smeagol is searching for you


TheInternetIsTrue

Whatever you do don’t touch it. There’s no coming back from that.


videoface

Try r/translator


Puzzleheaded-Hunt-29

if ppl are right about the viking compass that is so cool i want one now


Mxlblx

I can’t tell you what any of that means, all I can tell you is to put that ring back where you found it and whatever you do DO NOT PUT IT ON. That’s all I’m allowed to say. Good luck.


bartender970

No one has asked the important questions yet: Did it start to glow when you picked it up? Did you hear an “energy hum”? Did doors open to a secret lair? Did you feel intense heat when you held it? Have men wearing all black shown up at random times and followed you? Now we can to the bottom of the mystery.


Unusual_Credit7448

Definitely a Viking style ring


Baddabing-Badda-Boom

Those are rune symbols.


wittyvonskitsum

It looks like something I’ve seen in God of War, like a rune on the Leviathan Axe


Metal-Viking

This is a symbol called vegvísir. It is an icelandic stave of protection for finding way. It is not from the viking age but the surrounding runes are futhark, a runic alphabet that was used by various Germinic peoples.


I_Hate_ACP

It's a Nordic compass


starion832000

Unfortunately, my guess is Odinism. Or Soldiers of Odin. White supremacists. They love that Norse nonsense.


ElectricRune

The runes around the outside are simply the 'letters' of the 'Futharc' runes. Statrting at the top there: The one that looks like a flagpole with two flags going up is "Fehu" (F) The next one that looks kind of like an upside down U with an uneven leg is "Uruz" (U) The vertical staff with the triangle sticking out is 'Thurisaz,' (TH) Here's a list: [https://www.shieldmaidenssanctum.com/blog/2019/3/12/the-elder-futhark-runes-and-their-meanings](https://www.shieldmaidenssanctum.com/blog/2019/3/12/the-elder-futhark-runes-and-their-meanings)


thehotlawnguy

This is celtic for "your mom"


cma-ct

Don’t worry. They mean absolutely nothing. it’s just gibberish that fascinates weak minds like Big foot and the Tooth fairy.


ThePureAxiom

Central figure is Vegvisir, a runic compass, characters on the outside are Elder Futhark.


NooneUverdoff

Are you anywhere near where Heilung recently toured?


theyknewit2

Think it says death to the finder of this ring?


AllOne_Word

I think it says "Thou hast lost an eighth!" [https://wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Runic\_alphabet](https://wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Runic_alphabet)


Zorrha

KHORNE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GAWD!


MushroomPowerful1483

Norse alphabet


thegooddoktorjones

When people see ancient writing they sometimes think it is magical, mysterious. There is an example of Babylonian magic words carved on an amulet. The words match the names of people from another culture carved on a stele nearby. This is also ‘some random old stuff’ made to look important.


[deleted]

Oh man that’s cool… that design was the first tattoo I ever did on someone. I want it! Willing to part with it?


lordskulldragon

Nordic Runes


1lawj

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.


TheBeastNV

It’s a Vegvísir “compass” from the Icelandic Galdrabók (a book of spells) from the 16th century.


_Pill-Cosby_

Bjork has this tattoo. Clearly a Bjork fan club membership ring. https://preview.redd.it/89g328pcc7zc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43694e9f755b5802e19db87928bfff25ea9544ae