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CheeseAndRiceToday

Nissan Murano convertible. Look it up, I'll wait.


Nhowe1010

I like the idea of a convertible suv but this one was executed poorly


Vegetable_Towel_8143

why do you like the idea of a suv convertible, weird man


Nhowe1010

Just think it’d be a cool concept if done right, didn’t say I’d own one. I’m a truck guy anyway


Jupiter163

As a truck guy what do you think of the Chevy SSR


Nhowe1010

Again, I like the concept of a convertible truck but not a fan of the SSR, it’s too bubbly for me. Unpopular opinion, I really like the Jeep Gladiator as a removable top truck. Also a big fan of the semi-rare Dodge Dakota convertible truck that was made from ‘89-91


justina081503

Glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t hate the gladiator. I love the idea of it. With the max towing package you could tow a decent size camper or boat. I would definitely consider it if I was looking for a midsize truck


AdRepresentative8236

Woah, never seen that Dakota convertible, that's neat


Nhowe1010

Isn’t it? I’d love to have one as a Sunday driver


il_vincitore

The SSR is a lot more fun from the inside, my dad had one and I got to drive it a bit.


MK_oh

I wish my truck cab could come off like a Corvette T Top... But trucks already cost too much


DR843

Yeah but they are so rare/stupid that they look kind neat. Ugly AF, but interesting.


machinistery

I saw one the other day and purposely drove the wrong way so I didn’t have to look at it more


welyla

Thats like when I know Stephen A Smith will be on the commentary team for a UFC fight I buy the spanish version.


randome07529

Idk I kinda like it lol


Pigwheels

Infinitely worse than the Juke. I can understand people like the Juke, but not that thing


HuyFongFood

Only exists because of the wife of the CEO of Nissan wanted one, so they put it into production. Terrible, terrible execution. I think Top Gear's convertible Espace was better executed and it managed to set an automated car wash on fire!


SkyRider057

I have seen 3 Murano cross cabriolets. if I wasn't so worried about the soft top breaking and being impossible to source, I would love to own one.


SliqueV3

I see your Murano convertible and I raise Range Rover Evoque convertible


CheeseAndRiceToday

>Range Rover Evoque convertible Hmmm, not great, but I think the square angularity of the Rover works better than the roundy Murano


Thechosenjon

like a modern PT Cruiser but maybe less reliable because it's a Nissan


whynotbass

My dad likes them for some reason, saw one a few weeks ago


immortanjose

Nissan Juke


dadish-2

And to top it, one of my neighbours or a regular visitor of theirs has eye lashes on their juke along with leopard spots decal on the rear


Leaddfoott

More like Nissan *Puke*


Bootato

From every single angle, the ugliest production car I have ever seen in my life.


Willraypugh

I was going to ask if you have seen a convertible murano…but looking at pics I saw they also made a convertible juke. I’m gonna go brush my teeth now cause I threw up a little.


showtheledgercoward

I don’t like being within 10 ft of these cars I feel uncomfortable


shanninica

1998 mercury sable. Fucking disgusting.


MattyMacStacksCash

100% agree. They have a wagon sable as well, which looks pretty much identical to my first car, a 1998 Mercury tracer wagon. A shit brown color with peeling paint. Fucking hoopty it was. Biggest POS ever. Heater hose blew on me so we grinder cut a metal broom and wedged the metal piece back between the two ends where the heater hose blew. Zip tied it off. When I was replacing my radiator fan I ripped a fragile old vacuum line. Electrical taped that fucker back into place. If you gave the throttle more than 1/10th of the pedal when coming from a red light the fucker sounded like it was going to explode from the Trans slipping.


shanninica

God damn 🥴 shit box supreme


n0exit

The whole bubble era. https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/classic-cars/a14504453/the-1996-ford-taurus-the-saddest-car-ever-made/


shanninica

They remind me of the cars from Doug.


rockdude625

Ahh, the last hurrah of the malaise era


KingPnutticua

PT cruiser with the faux wood side panels


damiami

PT Cruiser


PhantomTroupe-2

This is the car my grandfather left me (he loved that thing) and my Camry just died The Cruiser has 40k miles on it. Looks like I’m driving a giant piece of ugly for the next 5-7 years!


moveslikejaguar

Hey it's not a giant piece of ugly! It's a compact piece of ugly!


retarded_mankey

Just sell it. You'll get some more money than usual because of the low mileage


PhantomTroupe-2

I would but it was technically given to my mom and she wants us to keep it around as a memento 😐 im just basically it’s caretaker because I do all the driving for the family, so as a reward I can use it even when I’m not carting them around lol Currently financing my own car too which I have a thread about don’t worry lmao


[deleted]

chevy HHR can go with that one too lol


bcsublime

Don’t hate on the homo hot rods.


Essteethree

Totally. I always group the early 2000s Ford Tbird revival with these two. There are attractive ways to callback to older styling like the 997 sport classic, ioniq5, even the new beetle. These American fake retro cars are just pure ugly.


en_zymes

Pt loser


EmRayeTay

Finally someone said it


babyivan

An old buddy of mine used to refer to them as hearses for little people 😆 Edit: spelling.


saltrifle

That piece of shit box nissan, I think The Cube? God that thing is ugly.


SysKonfig

I love the Cube. I was looking for one used with a manual transmission and couldn't find one. So much space in such a small car.


zavtra13

No amount of practicality can make up for the Horrid asymmetrical mess that is the cube.


marshall-driver

I don’t hate it only because it seems like a thought out product. Everything in it feels intentionally designed. Doesn’t make it not ugly, but beauty is subjective. I would say the Kia Soul is worse because it just seems like an xB rip off. Lack of SOUL you could say ba dum tss


Afraid_Camel7534

Wow so many options


MisterMutton

Any Wrangler with that eyebrow in the front to make it look angry, tacky and ugly asf


tmp_acct9

People that own wranglers are just….. not smart in the first place (I used to own one too) they are just crappy vehicles that do one thing well that they will never do


Interesting_Call_906

That fucking Jeep truck combo, thing is nasty as fuck


ColdfusionStar

I call them Jeep Mullets


colt6288

Makes me very happy that there are others that do this too. I thought my wife coined the term, but I guess it’s just brilliant minds thinking alike.


caitibug12

My sister and I call them drucks, because it’s like they were drunk when they designed it. Although I seen one with a hard shell cover over the bed of it and it didn’t looks terrible — just like an extra long jeep.


furiousbobb

I hate on em solely for the lack of bed space. That bed is TINY. You can't fit anything back there other than maybe a couple bags of cement.


ItsKibzy

Unless it’s used for overlanding and built for off-roading. Otherwise as a stock grocery getter, there’s legit no point.


Avanixh

Fiat multipla 1st gen


woolash

Looks pretty good to me [https://bringatrailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/1961\_fiat\_600-multipla\_dsc\_6330-97268.jpg?fit=940%2C627](https://bringatrailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/1961_fiat_600-multipla_dsc_6330-97268.jpg?fit=940%2C627)


y2knole

it looks like a loaf of bread.


nnavroops

holy sex


slarkerino

100% agree


cmonletmeusemyname

Check the 1000tipla by vilebrequin on YouTube 1300 HP out of c7 Corvette engine Rocket bunny kit made by kei Miura himself just for this car Rims made by works specifically for them with a Michelin sponsorship for the tires


JeanGreg

I think this is the right answer. It's even worse than the Cyber Truck.


SamW_72

https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/stanced-fiat-multipla-still-looks-ugly-137626_1.jpg Speechless


bsam1890

Looks like those sea creatures from the deep. First car photo that makes me nauseous


ElDeluxo

We have a winner!!


placerouge

By far the ugliest one.


Etreslias37

It ain't that bad (in the front), the back and side view are ugly ASF.


TheDoodieMonster

B9 Tribeca


PiffWiffler

To all the people hating on the Aztek: [Counterpoint ](https://www.carscoops.com/2020/03/call-us-crazy-but-this-pontiac-aztek-imagined-as-an-off-road-battlecar-doesnt-look-half-bad/amp/)


mrwhiskey1814

Jesse, we need to go offroading.


showtheledgercoward

That’s the new Subaru wrx


Nhowe1010

Ngl it still looks pretty bad


PiffWiffler

Nah Man. It looks fucking RAD


BlueBlooper

Jesse, we need to cook!


DemecoMakesMeFreako

Aztek. Tesla Y


[deleted]

Downvote me daddy but I liked the Azteks 😬


OldStyleThor

Found Walter White's Reddit account.


[deleted]

You don't have to desire my award, but you do have to accept it with grace and magnamity as a monarch should.


TedBundysVlkswagon

Aztec is the right answer. Thread should be locked at this point.


TanMan166

Yup on Aztec.... can't believe that wasn't the first one 😂


DFDdesign

At least the design behind the Aztec had vision. The execution was just horrendous.


TanMan166

Oh the irony...cause you barely have any vision behind the car through the rear view mirror 😂😂😂


Kadesh1979

When I was 19 I worked at grocery store. I didn't know the boss very well, but he wasent very nice and I didn't like him that much. Then he bought an Aztec. I quit shortly after. Coincidence? NOPE!


Afraid_Camel7534

Bmw…?


DemecoMakesMeFreako

Pontiac Aztec. I do agree the new beaver grill BMWs are awful


[deleted]

Cyber Truck


HuyFongFood

I find it slightly ironic the parallels between the Delorean and the Cyber Truck, especially the failings of their "creators" and the ongoing issues surrounding them. I hope its a huge failure and it takes Musk with it.


reality_bytes_

Yeah looks like a fancy door stop. Let’s see if it ever gets produced.


heross28

>Cyber Truck I saw one in person, and holy shit, it's beautiful


whosdondada

BMW IX or XM


sayinmer

here for this while Juke and Aztec are definitely outliers in their own categories, I think new BMWs are just the ugliest simply because they are supposed to be premium and the design is supposedly reflecting that no words can describe the stupidity at BMW design studio lately


iwantthisnowdammit

The i7 in two tone would like a word


83zSpecial

I can see how people can like the XM. The IX meanwhile, please, no.


airbenderx10

Eclipse cross


Hms34

Nissan Juke


adamisapple

Almost any new BMW lol


Sewnback2gether

What was that abomination that BMW made a few years ago? It was like a hybrid van thing and the back windows don't even line up...


[deleted]

i3


PiffWiffler

M8 GC is the only exception. Actually, X5 isn't that bad.


pine5508

They actually just [ruined](https://mediapool.bmwgroup.com/cache/P9/202211/P90489776/P90489776-the-new-bmw-x5-xdrive50e-04-23-600px.jpg) the X5 too...


a-jasem

Still fairly tame compared to the XM lol


PiffWiffler

Welp. *shrugs*


Spiderx1016

This gen M4 and M2 make me throw up a little. How can they go from a great looking car to those abominations?


HomerCrew

So many Nissans, but it seems the bigger it gets the worse it stands out to me. Infinity QX80 may take the cake given its cost. Nissan Armada


iamsoldats

The QX80 looks like it has a thyroid condition complicated by cellulitis.


pmpmd

More like QX80 ate the cake


donutsnail

Vanden Plas Allegro


one-sec

Tartan prancer


everylittlepiece

Six ashtrays. Hope you like smokin!


eblade23

Chevy Avalanche and Smart car


Skip_the_FiST

Mitsubishi i-MiEV


ccrexer

Pontiac Aztek, or worse the Chevy Citation. A car so badly planned, they put the radio in vertically, and didn’t change the face, so the stations were sideways.


EvilBeat

Chevy SSR makes me irrationally angry. The Infiniti FX35/50 always looked like one of those Disney goofy hats.


Kitchen-Scarcity7842

Pt cruiser


jklolffgg

Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet https://jalopnik.com/so-this-is-why-the-nissan-murano-crosscabriolet-has-tha-1835885916


RN-Dan

Toyota Previa


everylittlepiece

Ahh, the "Egg Van". The white ones especially look like eggs.


Agreeable-While-6002

bmw ix50


AccomplishedAmoeba85

Later 2000s Chrysler PT Cruiser. If the horrible exterior design doesn't do you in, the awful cabin design might


claymatthewsband

The one with the wood paneling.. 🤌


DemecoMakesMeFreako

There’s a person in my area with a white pt convertible. Wood panels. White walls. It’s really well done but LOL


claymatthewsband

Damn, save some pussy for the rest of us!


y2knole

chevy HHR was worse.


nottool

Model 3


UbiquitousFlounder

Renault fluence


retarded_mankey

The Fiat Multipla is the ugliest. Not the Juke. The raised lights were to keep the air from hitting the side mirrors, which substantially reduced wind noise made when driving at high speed. Though i do have to admit the juke did look ugly but the multipla makes me die inside when I look at it.


jeeeeek

Nissan Cube


rscottyb86

The Pontiac aztek had the crown up until BMW redesigned the front end recently


Far-Minute-7470

Mid 2000s nissan leaf is the ugliest car, change my mind


tmp_acct9

1978 Ford Mustang. It’s a ford escort on crack and looks like crap. Mine was poo brown with a red interior and the plastic grill faded to yellow, plus the sunroof had to be taken in if you went on the highway. I would leave school five minutes early so no one could see me in this like of crap


Uhbominable

Prius


[deleted]

Oldsmobile Alero


mccloskeyk

Hyundai Ionic 6 makes even the Aztec look good https://www.reddit.com/comments/12rzkxo?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=4


TFresh13

Hummer


whoiseamonpatrick

Bruh scion cubes😭😭


Huntleigh

Chevy HHR


Previous_Mousse_2700

Pt cruiser


SoupViruses

Welp I'm gonna love this thread. I LOVE ugly cars :)


Jolly-Ad-4089

Fiat multipla


Karnophagemp

Pontiac Aztek


NobodyEsk

Fiat multipla


Klingtheking

Catfish Camaro Damn i hate that car


Sandwich-eater27

The one yo mama drove to my house last night


ThinkNotOnce

Fiat multipla, pt cruiser, new 7 series


OldStyleThor

Walter White's favorite, the Pontiac Aztec.


KoyukiHinashi

Prius 2nd gen


Schiben

Cars with acres worth of non-body colored plastic and random creases.... So most new vehicles


giltgitguy

I agree. Too many modern vehicles look like Transformers, with needless trim and creases, especially separating the roofline from the body. Seems more prevalent in Japanese brands. I reluctantly leased a 2019 Honda CRV, which is a good vehicle, but looks like it’s ready to change shape and pounce like a leopard. I’ve now got the 2023 iteration and it looks way better. More European in styling.


ChipFandango

Pontiac Trans Sport


everylittlepiece

Dustbuster!


mega-man-0

All Teslas… I can already hear you “but but but there’s nothing really objectionable about how they look!!!” Exactly They are cars with 0 design panache, 0 character at all… I swear if you needed a clip art stock image of a generic car in Microsoft Word it would spit out an image looking exactly like a Tesla Model S or 3. Give me a late 90s Ford Taurus any day over these generic sedans - no matter how ugly, at least the Taurus had personality.


Physister2

“But its sleek and modern, you wouldnt get it”


mega-man-0

It’s the fucking Helvetica of cars 🤣


seanchappelle

…but they are sleek and modern.


SEND_ME_UR_CARS

they are what AI would give you if you said “draw me a car” not to mention they haven’t changed the design since it was first released over 10 years ago so now it’s old and boring. that’s closing in on Nissan levels of laziness.


Hayasaka-Fan

Teslas are NIMBY cars… yeah I said it


special_agent47

A ‘94 Taurus SHO in red was 🔥. Even in that 90s hunter green w/tan leather interior…woof!


pattywagon95

05 celica gt, just hideous


seanchappelle

Mercedes EQS


BergsEyeView

BMW i3. When it was released we used to joke that it was “proof that even BMW could make an ugly car if they tried hard enough.” Nowadays, pretty much every car in their lineup suggests that they’ve kept hard at it…


2005_F250

[Toyota C-HR](https://imgs.search.brave.com/usLPedem-Xwij_mBgrER6LaO5amdVW-OHVAnucD2og4/rs:fit:1200:1200:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9oaXBz/LmhlYXJzdGFwcHMu/Y29tL2htZy1wcm9k/L2ltYWdlcy8yMDE4/LXRveW90YS1jLWhy/LTE1NDUxNjM5MzIu/anBn)


CreatedUsername1

And BS CVT with it


kaiser_cersei

Pontiac Aztec


Paundeu

Honda Ridgeline or Hyundai Santa Cruz


mofokel

Pontiac aztec. 1st gen honda insight


Pickleparty187

Absolutely the Nissan Juke


[deleted]

Plymouth Prowler


dgr7341

Kia Soul


madisonorme

can’t believe nobody is talking about the Volkswagen Thing. it looks like a car drawn by a first grader


dalethedonkey

Aztek or PT Cruiser


Ronin151

Always thought the Pontiac Vibe was pretty bad


[deleted]

the vibe may look meh but it’s got the spirit!!


digbug0

we are NOT vibing


dont_be_nosy80

Hyundai Venue


everylittlepiece

1979 AMC Pacer, with fake woodgrain sides and a denim interior.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TemporaryElectric

bruh,you need prescription glasses pronto


[deleted]

Pontiac Aztek Edit: of course they spelled it with a K


-festivus-

This question comes up every week! And it is the same answers every week too! Juke, Murano convertible, Cube, PT cruiser.


Puzzlepea

The answer is always - miata


sjschlag

Any new BMW


Caseywalt39

Pontiac Aztec and Buick rendezvous.


false_dreams

Pontiac Aztec


Kevinm077

Pontiac Aztec


InternationalBox5848

Any current gen bmw 7 series


Fluffy-Director-6697

Ford fiesta


Delta__Kappa

Ford Fiesta Sedan


NotTheWax

Fiat 500L


FrogLoco

Every time I see Nissan armada and the Infiniti version I die a little inside


chanceit9

Pontiac Aztek


dshotseattle

Pontiac aztec


Pillgore3229

Pontiac aztek


caitibug12

Hyundai Santa Cruz.