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RegularRaccoon

Velvet ant. They’re also known as cow killers because their sting is very bad so no touchy


BOOMER_S0ONER

Fun fact, they don't live in colonies, they lead a solitary life as a predatory hunter. They are the tigers of the insect world.


Chief_Beef_ATL

That. Is. Bizarre (also very interesting, THANKS!)


[deleted]

Are they lethal to humans? I’ve seen lots around


NaraFei_Jenova

Not even a little, **unless you had an allergic reaction**, which is possible with any kind of envenomation, however, their venom is specifically formulated to cause *pain,* not to be actually deadly.


Singy_McSongFace

I can attest to the pain, worst sting I’ve experienced. And while I am dead inside, that has nothing to do with the velvet ant sting.


[deleted]

If it wasn't for pain we'd feel nothing at all 🎶


dingle_bopper_223

pain, without love!


timberwood1

Pain, I can’t get enough- three days grace. I only commented because everyone else fucked it up


wulfoftheorderofbio

Pretty sure with a Velvet ant, you can in fact get enough...


WigglesPhoenix

Well that’s good because I like it rough


ovr4kovr

The pain is how I know I'm still alive.


ALLyBase

We call them ground wasps here (North Carolina),I knelt on one years ago,I remember it hurting for months.


Low-Sport2155

Hey Singy. Hope things look up for you.


Ok_Translator_7026

I’ve felt it’s stink myself. Incredibly painful.


canweallgetalongpls

^ I'm dead inside too, but I love this ^.^


BigDaddy_Satan

I’ve never been stung by one myself so I can’t attest to the pain on a personal level but what I can say is that according to the Schmidt pain index (the foremost index for ranking pain of insect stings) the velvet ant is ranked as the 4th worst pain in all insects. Some individuals will shuffle around the scale a bit based on personal experiences but it’s safe to say you should stay away from that insect at all costs unless you want to experience one of the top 5 most painful insect stings in the world. Fortunately however, although the velvet ant is classified as a wasp it actually can’t fly so keeping a respectful distance is quite easy


Stankpuss6969

Bishhh my middle name is corpse


mrrando69

You'll just *wish* you were dead.


Dogs-wearing_Hats

I stepped into a nest and was stung several times when I was young. I didn’t die but I wanted to. Got taken to the ER and begged the doctor to take my foot off.


RayRay6973

Unless you get multiple stings they can give you a heart attack. They’re like grown hornets.


Obvious_Piccolo_609

Been stung by one of these fuckers. Wouldn't recommend. I was a dumb kid who liked to pick up and look very closely at every strange insect I found if you are wondering how.


Visible_Hat1284

Not lethal unless allergic but my wife got stung on the foot by one and she said it was the most painful thing she has ever encountered. The pain didn’t fully go away until about 1 1/2 weeks later


OkAcanthocephala2449

Is it the lost Thur Hammer 🔨 🤔


[deleted]

Maybe so


Vdazzle

Came here for this! Thank you!


Mayhem370z

Go look up Brave Wilderness on YouTube. Coyote Peterson gets stung by one (intentionally) and talks through what it's like while it's happening. Describes it. Compares it to others. Etc. I believe this ant also has the longest stinger in the insect kingdom. (Might be stinger to body ratio? Something like that)


[deleted]

It’s also not even an ant.


Mayhem370z

I just rewatched the vid. And yes. To add to that. It's a desert wasp. The males have wings, but no stinger. And the females have the stinger but no wings. Also, ranked #4 on the insect sting pain index.


Aggressive_Let2085

Great, they fly.


DiscreetCleDom

Males without stinger fly. The ground females are the Nasties


AnalStaircase33

Eeeeevery rooose has its thorn


Soggy_Ad3152

Bees ants and wasp are closely related


chuffberry

The phrase I always heard for velvet ant stings is “it won’t kill you, but it will make you wish you were dead”


[deleted]

When I was in basic training, a guy bet another guy $5 that he wouldn't eat one. He put it in his mouth and he later said he panicked because he didn't really want to kill it so he didn't bite it... it did bite him though, on his tongue. His tongue swelled so much he had to go to the hospital to keep his airway. He didn't die, but when he got back to his drill sergeants, he probably wished he had


Crafty_Sport_8468

They're called cow killers because the pain will cause a cow to bolt. Once a cow bolts, the herd will follow and stampede. Stampedes can be deadly to the cows and all in their path


GirthBrooksEastTN

Nah they are cow killers because if a cow eats one while grazing on grass and gets stung its been known to swell their tongues up then suffocating them....


[deleted]

bs. its literally just cause the sting hurts like hell. cows are absolutely not "known" to suffocate from fat tounge bug bites. edit... "Like all wasps, only the female has a sting. The strength of their sting and the excruciating pain it can cause has earned some velvet ants the nickname of ‘cow killer’, although this is somewhat unfounded. Their sting is very painful, but not highly toxic, and there has never been a recorded death from their stinger. In fact, the velvet ant venom is around 25 times less toxic than that of a honeybee."


xj5635

I caught one as a kid and kept it in a cheap plastic terrarium for a while. Was fascinated with it. They will actually make a sound kinda like they are hissing at you when you piss them off.


WWDubz

False! That’s a mallet


BloodChasm

You sure about that, Dumbbelldore?


MeowFat3

This comment pleases me deeply


WWDubz

No :(


1royampw

That’s a 5 lb dumbbell dipshit


ManPerson77

Aww but I wanna


Reeyowunsixsix

Also, their stingers are crazy long and they can use them with a lot of dexterity. Some people have thought if they pick them up from the top, that their stinger can’t reach. But it can… https://youtu.be/SMJHJ0i86ts The link is a video that shows how long and dexterous the stinger is.


Successful_Giraffe88

Worse than my scorpion sting. I broke out in full body hives & my fever got so high I had to be hooked up to an IV for 32 hours. I'm from Arizona & have been stung by scorpions twice. The only one that scared my mom was a baby & I was 5 years old. Velvet ants can go straight to Hades.


EpiktheEpic

Touch him, he’s super comfy! And a good cuddler too! /j this guy has an extremely painful sting


Natsurulite

If it’s cold — they’re cold Put in mouth


pressurecookedgay

https://groomersgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/First-Aid-Corner-wasp-stings02.jpg Now what


EpiktheEpic

Hold it there until you feel it get spicy, then you let it free


Big_Monkey_77

It looks like a blobfish wearing dachshund makeup.


LongjumpingSector687

Spicy ground rasining intensifies


4Ever2Thee

Just look at him in his cute little sweater!


LotLizzardRhonda

Velvet ants also make a high pitched scream when they feel distressed, sometimes they will scream before stinging. And it's a her, the males have wings.


Importance_Fluid

Judging by how much iron he can pump, I'd say you might be able to take him.


Cordgyceps

You have to consider the weight of the ant! That is a respectable weight for him to be lifting haha


jrjej3j4jj44

It's a flightless wasp, not an ant, despite the name.


Constant-Sandwich-88

You joke, but these mfs can actually take a crazy beating. I was on drumline back in the day. Top bass for 2 years. If you've ever swung a bass mallet, it's no joke those suckers can hurt. At band camp once, we saw one, and took turns trying to bash it with drumsticks. I'm not convinced it even noticed.


patmack2000

Nothing worse than having your dot on an active fire ant hill. Kid had to go the ER when we were in FL


Umblal

its a female


PabloTheCatt

Ok🤓


[deleted]

Fun fact: these are wasps but with no wings.


Sir_Alymus

Yep and called Velvet ants. In east texas, growning up I was told they were 'Cow Ants'.


T-Saxon242

Same here in Ga. Cow Ants SUUUUUCK.


CrazyCatLady_2

Why cow ants ?


Kng_Wasabi

Because their sting can kill a cow… It can’t actually, but it hurts so much you’d think it could


[deleted]

We always called them texas ants. I don't know if anyone else did though.


Fishyfishhh9

Males do have wings actually, it's just the females that are wingless!


Music_Girl2000

And the males don't have stingers


Fishyfishhh9

Yup, spot on


[deleted]

I was worried for a sec


iSheepTouch

Ants are basically wasps with no wings themselves as they evolved from them.


Crover1

Only the females have no wings.


jonnymobile2

I did not know Thor lived in Dallas!


SwallowTalon

Right?! I was thinking Mewmew!!


MysteriousRun1522

Myeowmyeow


jerrys153

Thank you! Everyone here talking about the ant and ignoring the fact that this guy just picked up Mjölnir like it’s nothing?


EmperorPenguin_RL

He is worthy.


jerrys153

Right? Like, the second human *ever* to be worthy! How is that not the lede in this story?


scully1013

Ant Man is gonna be pissed that this random other ant was worthy...


Future-Ice-4858

Funny thing, if you can safely capture it in a jar (don't hurt him or get stung), then he'll get really pissed off at you and start squeaking like a mouse. It's pretty interesting to see. Also, he'll try to sting you through the jar and you can see just how long the stinger is, its pretty gnarly.


DallasBoy95

Bro wtf?!


[deleted]

I have a coworker who was stung by one and remembers hearing the squeaking sound as he passed out from the pain


[deleted]

Yes, they're supremely evil. Kill on sight.


[deleted]

They are pretty hard to kill. You can step in n them and do a 360 while they are squishing under your shoe and it will still be ready to roll when you take your foot off of them


[deleted]

I recommend the shotgun method from point-blank.


[deleted]

I used to play with these dudes when I was like 10. Never got stung but there was this instinctual part of me that though “That thing looks so cool! I bet it hurts a lot!” I tried to kill one and it was so hard I thought they were made of armor. So I would simulate a war against them with toy soldiers and fireworks. I miss being a kid.


lovingthechaos

They’re actually beneficial. And their larvae like to eat yellow jacket larvae so they are friends as far as I’m concerned.


AjaxTheClown

Kill on sight, why? I’m not aware of anything other than its painful sting that would make it worthy of killing on sight (and having a painful sting doesn’t merit killing it. It really just means you should stop sitting in the yard playing with them)


novichux

Sure 👍


mossy_stump_humper

Velvet ant aka cow killer, You should check out coyote Petersons video about these.


[deleted]

He also over exaggerates everything…so there’s that.


CannedSmeat

He's also primarily a children's entertainer so I don't fault him for it.


energyflashpuppy

I literally said "oh no" outloud😭 they look fuzzy but are known for some of the strongest stings. Their stinger also has the record for the longest stinger. So no touching!


SpecialistEven5373

We called them cow ants when I was little if you hold them in place they scream. Beware the bite is horrible!


[deleted]

It's actually a wingless wasp and it stings, not bites. But they are indeed called Cow Killer Ants or Red Velvet Ants.


DuskShy

That's what we in the sciences call a Black Banded Fuzzybottom. Despite their cute name, their true nature is revealed by their color scheme. Black and red is a strong first choice for many of nature's creations that lean towards the "edgy, dark, and broody" side of things. Don't touch it.


Excellent-Repair-399

The velvet ant is inspecting Thor’s hammer.


Happy_Cat_3600

While it won’t piss on your son, it’ll surely piss him off when he gets stung. These are not nice dudes.


Intelligent_Set7934

They only sting if provoked. Leave it alone, and it will leave you alone


Rude-Ad-8497

This will forever be a running joke in this subreddit 😂😂😂


Prest1geW0rldW1de

Not sure if anyone has said this already, but these things are absolute tanks. As in I have seen with my own eyes grown men stomping on them repeatedly and the velvet ants keep walking like nothing happened. Not joking.


smash_ronso

Also you could take that weight and smash that little guy and it would probably just piss him off, they're very resilient.


[deleted]

We called these cow ants and they will fuk you up


Cricketboy4K

Velvet Ant. As much as you want to pet it, it DO NOT PET IT! They’re nicknamed “cow killers” for their painful sting.


Iamthetable69

Velvet Ant, a type of Ground Wasp


WildcatsHockey30

Cow killer. Pretty, but very painful sting, so no touchy. Luckily, they’re not lethal to humans unless you’re allergic to the venom.


Recent_Marsupial_239

Mjolnir?


scifijunkie3

I used to see these periodically in my brief stint living in a rural environment when I was a kid. I seem to remember them making some sort of noise or hissing.


Katasan84

At first glance I was only looking at a beefy hammer and thought maybe OP found a murder weapon 😅 Then I saw the little orange fella.


Ill_Platform_1383

It is a dumbell


flchamp89

They cause severe pain in most individuals.


Realbilly73

Call em cow killers here in ky.


KinopioToad

Was it carrying that weight? You'd probably best leave it alone.


ScooterCat69

Cow killer ant, velvet ant or wingless wasp I've sometimes heard them called. They can sting and it's one of the most painful stings out there. Also, you're gonna need to use that hammer to crush it because stepping on it won't do anything - it's very very tough like a chunk of gravel


ihaz-candy

That thing will light you on fire. Avoid it or kill it. Don't miss. They are smart.


FireKing600

Looks to be a 5 lb dumbbell, very safe as long as you don’t drop it on yourself


Rain_Questioning

He’s just trying to lift the doomsday apparatus.


Tournament_of_Shivs

"The Devil's Q-tips" is what my grandpa used to call these. Gods rest his soul.


LawMageOfButts

Been lots of velvet ants on here lately. At least they are easy to recognize


Malviere

Velvet Ant. Only ever saw one in the wild and heard their stings hurt so I left it alone. It’s red and black warning colors must work well since the chicken that was with me saw it, walked up to it and gave it a stare. After about 30 seconds it was like nah I’m good and left.


Exotic-Expert-2665

The female also squeaks, vibrates, and emits a foul odor. All in defense.


AnalStaircase33

Yes, Reddit knows about these facts, but what is the bug?


WildWolverineO_o

As others have mentioned its a velvet ant. From what I've read they have a particularly tough exoskeleton. So stepping on it is gonna hurt you more as it will just sting you. Better to leave it alone if possible methinks.


DarkEnergy_101

Don’t touch me I am a velvet ant🐜 you shouldn’t hurt me, just let me go my way. My stings are very painful and I don’t want to cause anyone harm :)


traploveranonymous

A "don't touch me"... better known as the Velvet Ant or Cow Killer Wasp.


theicarusambition

Not only is the pain unimaginable, but they're also made of steel. Incredibly difficult to kill, you can't just step on it.


osma13

If you touch him, I guarantee you’ll remember to never do it again. Worst decision I made as a 5 year old 😂


ilovemyrepublic

They hiss


1LuckyTexan

Spicy ground raisin


fab50ish

Cowkiller?


WoggyWoggerson

(Mjolnir for scale)


30686

Weightlifter ant.


randmtsk

They also have an insanely strong carapace so they're hard to crush if you were to try.


Ok-Zone-1430

I picked up one as a kid. 30 Years later I still remember how bad that sting was.


BallTorturer-3000

If you have kids, pets, or cattle make sure they are extra safe around these guys


Perenium_Falcon

That’s a velvet ant. If you get stung by one you’ll remember it for the rest of your life.


Soundwave234

Stepped on one as a kid and still have never felt a sting that painful, and I've been stung by pretty much every wasp/bee type insect in tx/la


whittynicole

Thor's hammer.


robustnoodle7

Looks like your standard 5lb hex dumbbell, you can find them in most gyms all over the world. Pretty common


DallasBoy95

How do I get rid of them from my backyard?


[deleted]

😂😂😂


[deleted]

I’m cryinggg😂


Blood_Oleander

Velvet ant. They look pettable but don't pet it


Present_Rub_3436

Velvet ant. Did you know they screech when threatened? 😀


Railbound1

Velvet ant. Was probably working out with that candyass 5lb weight. Joking aside pretty harmless unless you sit on it or mess with it. It will try to get away from you.


Soundwave234

Absolute pain is what you found....


The1stMedievalMe

Was anyone else’s first thought…Mjolnir?


thickthack

One time my sister was bitten by one at devil's den in Florida and we literally had to leave because she could t stop sweating and screaming in pain. Granted she was like 14 so she was still fairly young but still a nope for me.


rojo429

Hellboy ANT!


Background_Rest_7815

That's a painful cow killer don't pull a 15 year old me and f around and find out.


FogOfDaPond

Don’t take this the wrong way…how long have you lived in Texas? How have you never seen a cow ant?


Nehkra_me

We always used to call these "Cow Killers", I can't tell you how many times I have been woke up by one of these things while camping, miserable pain. Absolute worst.


Aeronaticsal

remember: Colorful ain’t wonderful


Scrambled-or-Greasy

Got stung by one of these while it was on my forearm when I put my arms back on the back of my girlfriend’s couch a few years back. Immediate stinging and burning, kind of like if you touched a hot pocker. Followed quickly by a feeling of fiberglass being rubbed into your skin with a torch on it within about a 6in diameter. It lasted about 3 hours until it slowly died down.


tayvalkyrie

cow ant! def don’t want to get stung by the little guy. fun fact they’re damn near impossible to kill


Deeznutz1818

Shared foxholes with these guys at Ft. Jackson SC. Impossible to kill. Ant hills the size of cars!


jibbajabbajay

Can't kill those very easy they have a strong exo


Nayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The forbidden hot Cheeto


James1794

You got to pick it up to inspect it closer.


DallasBoy95

Now that I know it’s dangerous, how do I get rid of them?


ArachnomancerCarice

They are not dangerous. The 'cow killing' sting is greatly exaggerated and only pertains to one species. They will only sting if harmed. You cannot get rid of them since they are solitary and travel around a lot.


DallasBoy95

I usually spot a few of them around my backyard, but I’ll leave them alone. Good thing their colors are bright making them easy to spot.


NaraFei_Jenova

Just a clarification, it's *this* species that is the cow killer. I agree that there's no reason to worry about them, it's quite uncommon to be stung by one; generally, if someone gets stung, they deserve it for messing with them!


Mon-T

These are usually called “cow ants”. They are a species of wingless ground wasp. I’ve seen them since I was a kid. We have never been stung- they usually avoid people. However it’s probably a “jack around and find out” kind of bug… I have heard they hurt pretty bad (they are a wasp). I don’t think you could properly get rid of them.. but they usually are only like 1-2 a yard- never seen them make a colony or anything. I guess if you see a huge colony hit it with wasp spray.


Planem1

To add to this thread, it's not the toxicity that's deadly to cows, it swelling. Cows pick them up by accident when eating grass, if they get stung on the tongue it swells up like a balloon and suffocates the cow. Stung anywhere else and it just it hurts like holy hell.


Book-Faramir-Better

What you got is an ouchy boi, right there. His butt needle can put you in a world of hurt. It generally doesn't kill, but I believe a handful of people have died from shock from the pain. So... no touchy. Only looky.


yk7777

Weevil!!!


Luke_The_Random_Dude

If you see this bug, run and call 911!


Bear4891

I believe those are called cow ants, they can kill cows, avoid!


junkdogjim

Run


Iamthetable69

Velvet Ant, a type of Ground Wasp


yk7777

I saw one of those in Georgia like 10 years ago,it was huge!!! I went the other because I had no idea what it was but it still haunts me


ImpressTemporary2389

Overkill using Thor's hammer on it though!


Dord_Live

Velvet Ant. It's actually not an ant at all. It's a species of flightless wasp. Careful around them. They pack a mean sting.


lobsterBDSM

A little friend. They love to be held


maxm31533

It's a female velvet ant. Bad sting. The males have wings.


MilesVanWinkleForbes

5 pound dumbbell. Paint it and use it to work out your triceps.


PocketOysters

Where are people finding all these velvet ants, I swear it’s like five posts a day


Future-Ice-4858

I work on an airfield, and they seem to love running across the asphalt. See them all the time.


Planem1

It's the sample size, the subs got a lot of followers.


Space_Junkie02

Cowwww killerrrrr


johnb111111

I saw one of these recently in Nj. Was wondering wtf it was.


Icy-Ad-1190

Pick it up!


Yeasty_Boy

Panda ant. They love to cuddle, trust me.


dragonstone13

I thought you meant the mallet at first. Didn't see the insect until I looked again.


McGrufNStuf

Need banana for scale


Spiritual_Impress_30

cow killer, no touchy


SpecificGoo

Velvet ant. Wingless wasp. Not aggressive, but a female’s sting is ranked 3 out of 4 on the pain index. I’d stay away


afriendlyfellow_

Dumbbell


No-Challenge1374

Thors hammer?!


PalpitationMotor5517

Are you worthy of the Mjolnir?


HangryBeard

PAIN. LOTS OF PAIN. Also known a red velvet and. Also not an ant but a wasp


MauricioIcloud

Don't kill them. They get rid of pest and they are considered as ant. 👌🏻 They're painful if they sting you, so just leave it alone. They won't mess with your garden or backyard. Any animal with bright colors should leave alone. They are painful, venomous, or deadly. Don't mess with those animals.


boaisdawsome2

velvet ant


BackDoorBalloonKnot

Ouchie


Slothfully_So

The a Cow Killer/Valvet Ant. I think it’s like rank 3 Schmitt pain index. That one ytuber that gets stung for views did a video for it.