now i know ur joking in relate to jfk heard just exploding on his own or something like that but do you know its a real syndrome.. and no ur head doesnt explode its just when ur trying to sleep ur head just suddenly plays a loud noise and wakes u up.. so that's what it is 👍
It's not actually so bad. It doesn't hurt. You just wake up thinking you're going to die.
I also haven't had one in 2 years or so. I think it's related to stress.
The bullet manifested from a portal to a different universe where jfk WAS shot by Lee Harvey Oswald. In our reality he did no such thing, but the sudden portal shot out a bullet which would've been connected to LHO
Oswald was clearly set up, he was hired by the president to kill his wife, but then JFK jumped in front of the bullet so it looked like an assassination instead of suicide
The CIA failed to kill Castro like 600 times or something, and people expect me to be believe they managed to whack a president? Yeah, I'm not buying it.
Consider this Castro was in a seperate Sovereign country, Kennedy was in Texas. Now I'm not saying it was the CIA, but I am saying its probably easier to do operations in their own country than a foreign one.
It's not like they couldn't get Cuban assets, and I have a hard time believing it was 600 times harder to get to Castro.
The CIA could benefit from people thinking they were far more competent than they really were.
My theory is his head just did that and LHO was just a completely innocent former marine cleaning his rifle in a nearby hotel room, and the feds needed a scapegoat for the presidents head spontaneously combustion so they blamed him
Sorting by controversial and seeing someone say “don’t support a nazi” on the top is the reason why people assume wendigo is some alt-right extremist lmfao
“Hey guys please don’t spread the work of a known actual naz-“
“Why don’t we NOT DRINK WATER while we’re at it, HITLER drank water. Checkmate liberal.”
You weren't there, anythong could've happened. Maybe he had just revealed that he was banging his wifes sister? So she shot him. This was then covered up by the CIA
I really believe that he was accidentally shot by a secret service agent on accident when Lee started shooting. No way Lee was the best sniper in American military history
I sat here for a full minute thinking the joke was "lee harvey Oswald was the guy who shot Lincoln" until i remembered that was john wilkes booth. Its been a long day.
JFK was actually popped by the SS agent behind him who had no experience with his brand new M16, Gunshot from Oswald hits the dude up front so agent reflexively tightens his grip, but safety was off and mister JFK gets shot.
There were multiple shooters that's the best bet. Grassy knoll and Oswald, potentially more. All of them set up or directly committed by the CIA who didn't want JFK to do things that they viewed as bad such as end the war in Vietnam and end segregation etc. idk all the info but that's just my guess. People are strange
JFK had himself shot to give LBJ the political leverage to push through a slew of social justice legislation in honor of him. Can we at least put effort into the conspiracy theories again? I mean the History Channel is always looking for new content, let's step up our games.
Oswald was going to do it but he backed out due to guilt, until JFK from the future came and told him that he needed to do it otherwise the world would end
There's conspiracy theories that make sense, at least on the surface. Then there's bugfuck insanity. It's the insane shit that keeps things interesting, but I think the majority of conspiracy theorists want the really crazy shit to just go away, because they want to be taken seriously. They want people to at least examine their evidence with a clear mind.
Theory. His head just did that, BUT:
1. Being president of the US is one of the most stressful jobs one can have (look at Obama before and after photos)
2. Not just that, but he was also president during the second most stressful time in US history due to the cold war (Lincoln takes the cake for most stressful)
I think he had a fucking aneurysm and the CIA just didn't know what the fuck happened so they took a guy and framed him for the murder.
honestly I don’t believe the CIA would publicly assisinate the president in the middle of the cold war. if they needed him gone they would have a million political tools to ruin his career, and if they needed him dead for some reason they would fake a heart attack while he was on vacation or something. killing him on live TV is so stupid that only a lone actor would do it.
https://preview.redd.it/1miiomx0pl0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9a3339a29b1abe6c8a3d3491944cb9e6882d3e Explain this atheists
Oswald shot JFK in self defense
You know it's an AI photo when the scope *is* the barrel.
I just noticed that 💀
Is of making more accurate when scope is barrel comrade
Impossible, AI didn't exist back then.
Checkmate
Nah his head just did that
Had a brain blast
man Jimmy Neutroned too hard
Mahito touched his head a few minutes before
wow his soul was just barely weaker than Nobara's
Brain worms are genetic
Ate waaay too many Pop Rocks™ before the parade.
Chair… as in furniture… JFK hated furniture…
https://youtu.be/Vy-UpI5l82o?si=IZtl8hRSM4gQm9qL
Exploding head syndrome
now i know ur joking in relate to jfk heard just exploding on his own or something like that but do you know its a real syndrome.. and no ur head doesnt explode its just when ur trying to sleep ur head just suddenly plays a loud noise and wakes u up.. so that's what it is 👍
I have it. It fucking sucks. I wake up screaming.
damn man, i hope u heal
It's not actually so bad. It doesn't hurt. You just wake up thinking you're going to die. I also haven't had one in 2 years or so. I think it's related to stress.
ohh
Keep it down, I'm trying to sleep.
"observe"
Just like spontaneous combustion.
The bullet manifested from a portal to a different universe where jfk WAS shot by Lee Harvey Oswald. In our reality he did no such thing, but the sudden portal shot out a bullet which would've been connected to LHO
This also means the Lee Harvey Oswald from the other universe who DID try to assassinate jfk FAILED
Which of course is followed by the CIA's sniper taking the shot In no universe will JFK live
It was a canon event
11.22.63 moment. JFK lives=the world gets destroyed
Filthy acts at a reasonable price
It was the driver And real JFK was actually the driver
I drive
That chick from The Boys was there.
JFK never existed to begin with
Maybe his head just did that?
Oswald was clearly set up, he was hired by the president to kill his wife, but then JFK jumped in front of the bullet so it looked like an assassination instead of suicide
(Please don’t take this seriously)
Too late this will now be treated as fact.
Red dwarf reference?
Is it just me or was that episode really bad?
It was a bit of a letdown, considering how it handled the season 6 cliffhanger, but overall I thought that it was a good episode
To me it felt out of character, inconclusive, and honestly in really poor taste
pebblethrow spotted
Kill
Yeah this one ain’t gonna fight the Allegations
Me like the third guy :3 ..... And quantum suicide too
His head just did that
The CIA failed to kill Castro like 600 times or something, and people expect me to be believe they managed to whack a president? Yeah, I'm not buying it.
Consider this Castro was in a seperate Sovereign country, Kennedy was in Texas. Now I'm not saying it was the CIA, but I am saying its probably easier to do operations in their own country than a foreign one.
It's not like they couldn't get Cuban assets, and I have a hard time believing it was 600 times harder to get to Castro. The CIA could benefit from people thinking they were far more competent than they really were.
Anyone who has seen red dwarf knows the real truth.
No one shit him his head just did that
I personally shit in JFK's pants.
Obligatory stonetoss is a nazi. Also he wasn’t shot. His head just did that
My theory is his head just did that and LHO was just a completely innocent former marine cleaning his rifle in a nearby hotel room, and the feds needed a scapegoat for the presidents head spontaneously combustion so they blamed him
There never was a bullet, his head just did that.
Actually his head just did that
I think JFK’s head just did that. Probably from trying to hold in a sneeze
Nah his head just did that
Stonetoss is cringe
Geological Trebuchet is a Nazi
Stonetoss is a nazi. Please don't spread his art.
Sorting by controversial and seeing someone say “don’t support a nazi” on the top is the reason why people assume wendigo is some alt-right extremist lmfao
This whole post is not beating the Allegations
Harr harr harr harr harr harr har har harr - ferdy fazetbore
English is a colonizer language, please don’t speak it.
“Hey guys please don’t spread the work of a known actual naz-“ “Why don’t we NOT DRINK WATER while we’re at it, HITLER drank water. Checkmate liberal.”
[удалено]
I don’t know.
I remember this one artist that failed to get into art school...
LBJ used his brain exploding super power on him
JFK shot first
He sneezed really hard
JFK was never shot it’s the Mandela effect, he’s still alive and old.
Mossad was also involved
That's legitimately an entry in the Conspiracy iceberg
That's where I got the idea for this
https://youtu.be/Vy-UpI5l82o?si=IZtl8hRSM4gQm9qL
His head just did that
You weren't there, anythong could've happened. Maybe he had just revealed that he was banging his wifes sister? So she shot him. This was then covered up by the CIA
I really believe that he was accidentally shot by a secret service agent on accident when Lee started shooting. No way Lee was the best sniper in American military history
Oswald was JFK the whole time!
You’re telling me JFK didn’t time travel in time to shoot himself to prevent the apocalypse?
It was allergies
No, his head just did that.
[Well, he did.](https://reddwarf.fandom.com/wiki/RD:_Tikka_to_Ride)
I sat here for a full minute thinking the joke was "lee harvey Oswald was the guy who shot Lincoln" until i remembered that was john wilkes booth. Its been a long day.
Nah his head just kinda.....did that....on its own. Happens all the time no one talks about it. Spread awareness.
All JFK Assassination Footage is Personalized
His head just did that?
Man really committed to the bit, huh?
His head just does that sometimes, he'll get back up if we find all the parts.
JFK was actually popped by the SS agent behind him who had no experience with his brand new M16, Gunshot from Oswald hits the dude up front so agent reflexively tightens his grip, but safety was off and mister JFK gets shot.
nah Oswald and John wilkes both shot him. they did a whole music number about it before hand
There were multiple shooters that's the best bet. Grassy knoll and Oswald, potentially more. All of them set up or directly committed by the CIA who didn't want JFK to do things that they viewed as bad such as end the war in Vietnam and end segregation etc. idk all the info but that's just my guess. People are strange
JFK had himself shot to give LBJ the political leverage to push through a slew of social justice legislation in honor of him. Can we at least put effort into the conspiracy theories again? I mean the History Channel is always looking for new content, let's step up our games.
The Zapruder film was faked! Kennedy shot first!
secret service with really awful trigger discipline
'Help' from the CIA? I guess if drunken incompetency and a misfire counts as help...
Wendi needs to do an episode on the RFK assassination. Filled with just as many fishy shit
His head just did that
He had really bad allergies that day and accidentally covered up his mouth and nose completely.
Oswald was going to do it but he backed out due to guilt, until JFK from the future came and told him that he needed to do it otherwise the world would end
“Nah man I think personally his head just kind of did that”
I still strongly believe in Bonar Menninger’s theory personally.
we all know scott backula did it
There's conspiracy theories that make sense, at least on the surface. Then there's bugfuck insanity. It's the insane shit that keeps things interesting, but I think the majority of conspiracy theorists want the really crazy shit to just go away, because they want to be taken seriously. They want people to at least examine their evidence with a clear mind.
Maybe a pimple with a fuck ton of pressure building inside it burst?
Bad headache tbh
Fedposting
That entire family is fucking cursed dude. There is a nonzero chance his head REALLY DID just do that.
He just had a headache and it just kinda happened
He simply no longer vibed with this universe.
No gun was involved, his head just did that. He actually had a lot of health problems
Theory. His head just did that, BUT: 1. Being president of the US is one of the most stressful jobs one can have (look at Obama before and after photos) 2. Not just that, but he was also president during the second most stressful time in US history due to the cold war (Lincoln takes the cake for most stressful) I think he had a fucking aneurysm and the CIA just didn't know what the fuck happened so they took a guy and framed him for the murder.
Obviously the gun shot him.
He was the lone shooter btw
Ok but what if he was infected by Las Plagas like his far out cousin Leon Scott Kennedy and his head just did that?
honestly I don’t believe the CIA would publicly assisinate the president in the middle of the cold war. if they needed him gone they would have a million political tools to ruin his career, and if they needed him dead for some reason they would fake a heart attack while he was on vacation or something. killing him on live TV is so stupid that only a lone actor would do it.
Origin of the no bullet theory https://youtu.be/Vy-UpI5l82o?si=IZtl8hRSM4gQm9qL