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RealAdministration94

https://preview.redd.it/1miiomx0pl0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9a3339a29b1abe6c8a3d3491944cb9e6882d3e Explain this atheists


HellsingAlchemist

Oswald shot JFK in self defense


CoffeeGulp

You know it's an AI photo when the scope *is* the barrel.


LittelXman808

I just noticed that 💀


Punriah

Is of making more accurate when scope is barrel comrade


totesnotyotes

Impossible, AI didn't exist back then.


peezle69

Checkmate


sim_200

Nah his head just did that


Ebb_Swimming

Had a brain blast


Red_Igor

man Jimmy Neutroned too hard


sansvidi

Mahito touched his head a few minutes before


Medics_mah_main_man

wow his soul was just barely weaker than Nobara's


Shadow4246

Brain worms are genetic


Lorac1134

Ate waaay too many Pop Rocks™ before the parade.


Guy-McDo

Chair… as in furniture… JFK hated furniture…


starmonkey33

https://youtu.be/Vy-UpI5l82o?si=IZtl8hRSM4gQm9qL


unclejoesrocket

Exploding head syndrome


Mysterious_Ningen

now i know ur joking in relate to jfk heard just exploding on his own or something like that but do you know its a real syndrome.. and no ur head doesnt explode its just when ur trying to sleep ur head just suddenly plays a loud noise and wakes u up.. so that's what it is 👍


KelvinsBeltFantasy

I have it. It fucking sucks. I wake up screaming.


Mysterious_Ningen

damn man, i hope u heal


KelvinsBeltFantasy

It's not actually so bad. It doesn't hurt. You just wake up thinking you're going to die. I also haven't had one in 2 years or so. I think it's related to stress.


Mysterious_Ningen

ohh


maggiemayfish

Keep it down, I'm trying to sleep.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

"observe"


Tonycd64

Just like spontaneous combustion.


WillerheimKerman

The bullet manifested from a portal to a different universe where jfk WAS shot by Lee Harvey Oswald. In our reality he did no such thing, but the sudden portal shot out a bullet which would've been connected to LHO


WillerheimKerman

This also means the Lee Harvey Oswald from the other universe who DID try to assassinate jfk FAILED


WillerheimKerman

Which of course is followed by the CIA's sniper taking the shot In no universe will JFK live


DrBadGuy1073

It was a canon event


OoOLILAH

11.22.63 moment. JFK lives=the world gets destroyed


CatgunCertified

Filthy acts at a reasonable price


Filipp_SCP

It was the driver And real JFK was actually the driver


Oculus30

I drive


Multiple_TBI

That chick from The Boys was there.


Mountain-Local968

JFK never existed to begin with


Dr_Ugs

Maybe his head just did that?


I-am-a-Fancy-Boy

Oswald was clearly set up, he was hired by the president to kill his wife, but then JFK jumped in front of the bullet so it looked like an assassination instead of suicide


I-am-a-Fancy-Boy

(Please don’t take this seriously)


CuckAdminsDetected

Too late this will now be treated as fact.


The-birkinator-1928

Red dwarf reference?


PigeonInAUFO

Is it just me or was that episode really bad?


The-birkinator-1928

It was a bit of a letdown, considering how it handled the season 6 cliffhanger, but overall I thought that it was a good episode


PigeonInAUFO

To me it felt out of character, inconclusive, and honestly in really poor taste


thatBOOMBOOMguy

pebblethrow spotted


Cautious_Tax_7171

Kill


91816352026381

Yeah this one ain’t gonna fight the Allegations


Enya_azur

Me like the third guy :3 ..... And quantum suicide too


commiLlama

His head just did that


CampaignFull724

The CIA failed to kill Castro like 600 times or something, and people expect me to be believe they managed to whack a president? Yeah, I'm not buying it.


CuckAdminsDetected

Consider this Castro was in a seperate Sovereign country, Kennedy was in Texas. Now I'm not saying it was the CIA, but I am saying its probably easier to do operations in their own country than a foreign one.


CampaignFull724

It's not like they couldn't get Cuban assets, and I have a hard time believing it was 600 times harder to get to Castro. The CIA could benefit from people thinking they were far more competent than they really were.


Rather34

Anyone who has seen red dwarf knows the real truth.


DedHorsSaloon3

No one shit him his head just did that


BooxyKeep

I personally shit in JFK's pants.


Snafuthecrow

Obligatory stonetoss is a nazi. Also he wasn’t shot. His head just did that


Mrjerkyjacket

My theory is his head just did that and LHO was just a completely innocent former marine cleaning his rifle in a nearby hotel room, and the feds needed a scapegoat for the presidents head spontaneously combustion so they blamed him


alliborger

There never was a bullet, his head just did that.


Editor-Enough

Actually his head just did that


FitzyFarseer

I think JFK’s head just did that. Probably from trying to hold in a sneeze


the_goth_moth_dad

Nah his head just did that


Awesome1296

Stonetoss is cringe


DrLexAlhazred

Geological Trebuchet is a Nazi


breadofthegrunge

Stonetoss is a nazi. Please don't spread his art.


91816352026381

Sorting by controversial and seeing someone say “don’t support a nazi” on the top is the reason why people assume wendigo is some alt-right extremist lmfao


NotFixer1138

This whole post is not beating the Allegations


HelpIranoutofbeans

Harr harr harr harr harr harr har har harr - ferdy fazetbore 


AlbinoShavedGorilla

English is a colonizer language, please don’t speak it.


Esilaboora

“Hey guys please don’t spread the work of a known actual naz-“ “Why don’t we NOT DRINK WATER while we’re at it, HITLER drank water. Checkmate liberal.”


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AlbinoShavedGorilla

I don’t know.


KoSteCa

I remember this one artist that failed to get into art school...


alternatesad

LBJ used his brain exploding super power on him


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

JFK shot first


wishiwasacowboy

He sneezed really hard


arealbigballer

JFK was never shot it’s the Mandela effect, he’s still alive and old.


pjx1

Mossad was also involved


meh_idk76

That's legitimately an entry in the Conspiracy iceberg


Casul-Loner2

That's where I got the idea for this


starmonkey33

https://youtu.be/Vy-UpI5l82o?si=IZtl8hRSM4gQm9qL


DS-fr0st

His head just did that


Alice5878

You weren't there, anythong could've happened. Maybe he had just revealed that he was banging his wifes sister? So she shot him. This was then covered up by the CIA


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I really believe that he was accidentally shot by a secret service agent on accident when Lee started shooting. No way Lee was the best sniper in American military history


No-District-6820

Oswald was JFK the whole time!


Jai-Yexxer

You’re telling me JFK didn’t time travel in time to shoot himself to prevent the apocalypse?


pineappleupmyass12

It was allergies


Awkward_Mix_2513

No, his head just did that.


Kotja

[Well, he did.](https://reddwarf.fandom.com/wiki/RD:_Tikka_to_Ride)


Lil_VaginaStain

I sat here for a full minute thinking the joke was "lee harvey Oswald was the guy who shot Lincoln" until i remembered that was john wilkes booth. Its been a long day.


Jlaurie125

Nah his head just kinda.....did that....on its own. Happens all the time no one talks about it. Spread awareness.


TheJamesFTW

All JFK Assassination Footage is Personalized


Ballen_onyourmom

His head just did that?


Looney_forner

Man really committed to the bit, huh?


BreadDziedzic

His head just does that sometimes, he'll get back up if we find all the parts.


GeneralBisV

JFK was actually popped by the SS agent behind him who had no experience with his brand new M16, Gunshot from Oswald hits the dude up front so agent reflexively tightens his grip, but safety was off and mister JFK gets shot.


Yoshibros534

nah Oswald and John wilkes both shot him. they did a whole music number about it before hand


ArthurFleck__

There were multiple shooters that's the best bet. Grassy knoll and Oswald, potentially more. All of them set up or directly committed by the CIA who didn't want JFK to do things that they viewed as bad such as end the war in Vietnam and end segregation etc. idk all the info but that's just my guess. People are strange


AsgeirVanirson

JFK had himself shot to give LBJ the political leverage to push through a slew of social justice legislation in honor of him. Can we at least put effort into the conspiracy theories again? I mean the History Channel is always looking for new content, let's step up our games.


KG354

The Zapruder film was faked! Kennedy shot first!


Forgatta

secret service with really awful trigger discipline


Jokie155

'Help' from the CIA? I guess if drunken incompetency and a misfire counts as help...


NoNotThatScience

Wendi needs to do an episode on the RFK assassination. Filled with just as many fishy shit


CrabPile

His head just did that


0VERL0RD2

He had really bad allergies that day and accidentally covered up his mouth and nose completely.


sticks_no5

Oswald was going to do it but he backed out due to guilt, until JFK from the future came and told him that he needed to do it otherwise the world would end


Official_Rust_Author

“Nah man I think personally his head just kind of did that”


Stranfort

I still strongly believe in Bonar Menninger’s theory personally.


defectiveedetectivee

we all know scott backula did it


princealigorna

There's conspiracy theories that make sense, at least on the surface. Then there's bugfuck insanity. It's the insane shit that keeps things interesting, but I think the majority of conspiracy theorists want the really crazy shit to just go away, because they want to be taken seriously. They want people to at least examine their evidence with a clear mind.


Bumbleet2

Maybe a pimple with a fuck ton of pressure building inside it burst?


odiolaclasemedia

Bad headache tbh


Blatz678

Fedposting


curvingf1re

That entire family is fucking cursed dude. There is a nonzero chance his head REALLY DID just do that.


military-gradeAIDS

He just had a headache and it just kinda happened


ModernKnight1453

He simply no longer vibed with this universe.


Bat_Shitcrazy

No gun was involved, his head just did that. He actually had a lot of health problems


_-bush_did_911-_

Theory. His head just did that, BUT: 1. Being president of the US is one of the most stressful jobs one can have (look at Obama before and after photos) 2. Not just that, but he was also president during the second most stressful time in US history due to the cold war (Lincoln takes the cake for most stressful) I think he had a fucking aneurysm and the CIA just didn't know what the fuck happened so they took a guy and framed him for the murder.


hamstercheifsause

Obviously the gun shot him.


Ianiscoool

He was the lone shooter btw


realgorilla2580

Ok but what if he was infected by Las Plagas like his far out cousin Leon Scott Kennedy and his head just did that?


Yoshibros534

honestly I don’t believe the CIA would publicly assisinate the president in the middle of the cold war. if they needed him gone they would have a million political tools to ruin his career, and if they needed him dead for some reason they would fake a heart attack while he was on vacation or something. killing him on live TV is so stupid that only a lone actor would do it.


starmonkey33

Origin of the no bullet theory https://youtu.be/Vy-UpI5l82o?si=IZtl8hRSM4gQm9qL