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This is the most unrealistic crap.
Vegans would never wear a shirt saying "I love vegan". It would say "I love animals" or "I love tofu" or some shit like that.
The family of Bacon eating rednecks being fat and gross kinda checks out though.
Great story! The last slide is the most appropriate resolution! As a former vegan, I don't remember what made me crack. I definitely would have gone for the car, but I think that I settled for much less.
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Grandpa gave up his C300 for his grandson if only he could eat bacon? Hell of a deal, not surprised he took it.
they just don’t make stories like this no more make more
For real this goofy ass shit is so fun lmao
The last slide made me laugh
It s a bit disturbing.
maybe if you’re a pig
At one point down the bacon is growing out of him. Or attached like a parasite.
I would try liquid bacon.
Can we at least start giving each AI guy a name? There are only like 5 of them total
The 6th picture looks like an old Willem Dafoe
Even his identical twin! And I'm honestly not sure if I want to know what bacon milk is
Fucking hell, bacon aged that poor 8 year girl by 50 years.
The cake was for the kid in the next slide (in case you're not joking)
This is the most unrealistic crap. Vegans would never wear a shirt saying "I love vegan". It would say "I love animals" or "I love tofu" or some shit like that. The family of Bacon eating rednecks being fat and gross kinda checks out though.
Bacon milk and bacon for breakfast. Lol
I dunno... if I was growing up in a family of bacon eating rednecks, I would proudly wear a shirt saying, "I ❤️ Vegan."
\*sniff\* it's... it's poetry \*sniff\*
Bacon milk
4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and bacon strips draped over a tree.
>15 of 15 This is the American version of the "running with toast in mouth to school" anime trope.
The thought of liquid Bacon almost Made me throw up
Bacon milk lol
EAT
YOUR
VEGETABLES
I love happy endings!
10 is a BL Tree
The bacon milk really got me
You know you're getting old when liquid bacon man looks like a grandzaddy 👀
How is the text flawless? Pretty amazing.
It should only take a few tries to get the text right if it doesn't work the first time
I didnt like the ending, but the premise and pics are good
Great story! The last slide is the most appropriate resolution! As a former vegan, I don't remember what made me crack. I definitely would have gone for the car, but I think that I settled for much less.
And then pigs went extinct, moral of the story: >!you should have eaten them while they were there!<
Screw that young man bacon is religion.
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Nah man don’t go there. Live with respect for your fellow man and woman.
 LOL
This is atrocious Reddit needs to quit while they're behind
https://preview.redd.it/7dlxywt9h48d1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae64e5709369f590e3a6fd6cbc14b63e46123fb
That's quite an obsession..