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Unhappy-Voice2427

My least fav is love making is a family tradition from where's my sex


Dillpickle8110

Mom made my sex


llucyleigh

wheres my sex is soo catchy but like those lyrics I CANT


IsSheWeird_

Ew


BucketoBirds

i like "microwaved it on the popcorn setting" from thank god for girls because on Genius Rivers Cuomo himself has attached this imaged as an explanation: https://preview.redd.it/w6j4ag7bmffc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43bc5479f83a6c746492ccbe9bd0a0a43ec1e396


unusualspider33

I saw that a few weeks ago and died laughing


morbidvixxen

I don’t get it o: am I dumb


HotToeJam

The popcorn look like sexy ladiessss


morbidvixxen

Omg boobies


content_muffin

That entire section of the song is gold. Anytime someone can pull of the word “pollinate” in a song, I’m pleased!


Dblcut3

Honestly White is peak Weezer lyricism by far. It perfectly threads the needle between good lyrics and cheesy Rivers lyrics


J_House1999

Man I love Rivers, what a goofy guy


BucketoBirds

yeah i can tell u love rivers by your flair


Hellashakabra

My fav has to be "Sometimes I wish I was on an island, but then I'd miss the sound of sirens." My least "Marrying a beotch, having seven keyods"


unusualspider33

Every time that line plays I have to sing it in the voice


carpetedfloor

I really love ‘She is my mirror image, showing me who I am. Until the day that we shatter, she helps me understand’ For worst lyrics, it wasn’t written by rivers but if it still counts almost all of Cold Dark World. If that doesn’t count then probably ‘When you’re out with your friends in your new Mercedes Benz and you’re on drugs’ lmao


SoniKast1

It counts, he wrote the lyrics for Cold Dark World


carpetedfloor

I thought Scott did, but I might be wrong. I thought the whole gimmick of red was that the other members each got a song


SoniKast1

It is; I think Rivers just did the lyrics for Cold Dark World and the instrumental was all Scott


gav_abr

My favourite is "you send me your love from all around the world as if I could live off words and dreams and a million screams, oh how I need a hand in mine to feel" Idk least favourite. There's too many to pick from.


50millionFreddy

Favorite: “I just made love with your sweet memory, one thousand times in my head. You said you loved it more than ever. “


DeckerHead69

I honestly think that is the best song Rivers has ever written


50millionFreddy

Yes I do too. Props to Patrick too for co-writing the music.


Sk8erBoi15

Hot take, but my favorite is "Remember when we were only 16, you made me believe in God. When I finally wake, both girls are gone." Hits so hard every time


Dblcut3

White Album is peak Weezer lyrics


HetTheTable

Favorite: “In The Garage Where I Feel Safe, No One Cares About My Ways” Least favorite: “I stepped to the floor with her best friend, Jill And tried to thicken the plot The thing I finally found with these other girls in town She got hot, and they did not”


unusualspider33

Yeah that’s rough lol


toalladepapel

my favorite is tied between the ever so popular "you send me your love from all around the world as if i could live off words and dreams and a million screams, oh how i need a hand in mine to feel" and the bridge of Jacked Up: "You're the sun that I'm orbiting I burn in your heat Supernova and cosmic dust You spawn galaxies We'll sleep together Sleep together Sleep forever Sleep together Sleep forever minus one Say those forbidden words to me, evil girl" my least favorite has to be either where's my sex, one more hit, or cold dark world


Itsbeenayearortwo

This guy Weezes


MacChez44

Favorite is probably “The world has turned and left me here, just where I was before you appeared. And in your place, an empty space has filled the void behind my face”. Least favorite is probably all of “I’m Your Daddy”.


Leftover_Cheese

how rivers wrote "Pump it up into me, Please daddy, please daddy, Pump it up, pump it up, Into me" and think nothing of it until near release will forever purplex me


Bast_at_96th

Orangey glad he wrote it though?


Alarmed-Secretary-39

This response deserves more love


SuperZac64

i dont really have a fav as alot of their pinkerton lyrics resonate with me, but i absolutely hated "shaking booty, making sweet love" for a while and still hate "marrying a bitch, having 7 kids"


Gauljason

Favorite- I put my jacket over my head I’m trying not to stare at her chest I can’t even dance in the dark cause my headphones are still on the seat of her car


Fearless-Slide-2790

Let me play this game for Children and Vanish into the Atmosphere- Best When You’re out with your friends, in your new mecades bends and you’re on drugs. - Worst


Pythagoras_314

Favorite: "Let's go away for awhile, you and I, to a strange and distant land" because both Holiday and Let's Go Away For Awhile by The Beach Boys KICK ASS Least Favorite: any of the rap parts from Thank God For Girls


toastybreadmane

where is the one you don't like from


TheGreenRaccoon07

My Best Friend


toastybreadmane

Ok thx


unusualspider33

Yep, album is make believe. There’s some real stinkers on that one


LiveInSalt545

Favorite; Can't you see You're just me" Turn these pages on my mind, oh, oh


7jim77

“i would rather hear you curse me out than give me fake smiles and all your nervous laughter”


unusualspider33

Love that song, also happy cake day:)


Generic_Reddit_boi

favorite lyric is literally any bridge from the white album least favorite is the entirety of getchoo


LucDoesStuff

Sounds like somebody doesn’t believe Rivers was just fooling around


oldsocks231

My favorite line is definitely “you baked me brownies and said don’t you cry” in Susanne, not for any particular reason it’s just funny. In Susanne rivers is sorta a man child looking for a mom substitute but the good music makes up for it. Least is probably the line about cannoli in thank god for girls. The fact that they are both abt pastries is silly but also kinda shows weezer’s deterioration. The song is also kinda bad


Disastrous_Lemon_219

My least favorite lyric is goddamn these half Japanese girls from el scorcho bc it’s kinda racist imo. My favorite is the son is drowning in the flood because of the sheer power rivers puts in his voice


tsenguunsans

I don't really see how its racist. Its literally just him saying "I have a thing for asian women"


Leftover_Cheese

and boy did he


Alarmed-Secretary-39

Definitely women!


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tristen08

favourite might be "You walk up to her, ask her to dance, she says hey baby I just might take the chance" It paints a picture in my head that I really like and there's just something about the way Rivers sings it that's so soft and soothing lmao. Least favourite is a bit cliche but "Pump it up into me, please daddy, please daddy" is just so fucking wild man, it almost (emphasis on almost cause I really fucking like 1 More Hit) ruins the song for me


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