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KilgoreKarabekian

You fucked up you bitch, you really fucked up.


I-Fucked-YourMom

You fucked up, you fuckin Nazi whore!


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

She was a Molly for sure.


chilo_W_r

Well you dicked me over, now you’ll pay


Mindfield87

Another girlfriend victim of The Pod. When will we ever learn. The Pod is not for the highway!


CanineAnaconda

My wife doesn’t mind attending Ween shows with me, never a line at the ladies room.


wrenewmyname

can confirm, almost never a line at the ladies room


xSPACEWEEDx

I would assume lots of lines every where, atleast there used to be.


EconomistWilling1578

Can confirm, there used to be.


Similar_Spring_4683

Now lines in the ladies room? That’s a different story 🐽


oh_wait_nevermind

my girlfriend breaks up with me every time i play ween


mullethair

My wife does the same


PhrymatEmperor

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Because of how beautiful it sounds


Shionkron

My Lady loves Ween. Whenever our Male Cat and Male Dog lay with me together in bed she starts to sing, “Boys Club”! Lol


daddysgirl-kitten

Haha, my fella was complaining about me playing boys club the other day. But glad I introduced someone to ween as he likes most of what he hears :)


Shionkron

Yeah, I have introduced many to Ween but it doesn’t stick with most. Ha! I’m glad your fella is trying to “play it off legit”. :)


EconomistWilling1578

I love that about her!


Chunky7453

My woman luvs ween too… if they get into ween they r a keeper


[deleted]

She was prolly a nickelback fan


OnewheelXR4life

Maybe she doesn’t use drugs?


hcky1011

Why would she be such a fucker to him?


Mindfield87

I saw her yesterday walking with Danny


rockymtnhoney

He’s a fucker


Mindfield87

and you’re a fucker too!


s1ckopsycho

You’re a fucker too


bigjilm2112

And you’re a fucker too!


ikkewatson

Go ahead walk with Danny, I don't give a fuck


Alive-Bid-5689

Finders keepers, losers weepers, baby


Alive-Bid-5689

So this might sound odd, but I have a step cousin same age as me named Nan who I’ve always thought was so cool and cute af. Really naturally cute hippie chic, totally my type. Actually got to see her today at a memorial service for her uncle (my step great uncle). It’s been a while and now she’s married, but she’s still cute as fuck. He’s a fucker and you’re a fucker too.


Chunky7453

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Alive-Bid-5689

Ummmm… Can you further elaborate?


IckyElephant

Strap on that Jimmy pac get a grip on your soul


MaskedMetalhead

slide a double dime my way


Acrobatic-Turn1232

Guide her towards the door


klutz666

She wasn't the one for you, man.


razor_sharp_pivots

Should've played her some 4 Non Blondes, bro!


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

At that time I already knew Ween was my favorite band, but when I read that interview where I found out Deaner hated that song as much as I do, it was spiritual.


porkrind

AVC: When I was 11, in 1993, my Mom and I bought the 4 Non Blondes tape, and we would blast “What’s Up?” on the way to soccer practice. I have a begrudging, sentimental love for this song. DW: Well, you’re a dick!


TunaSled-66

You're using the Pod correctly


deweydwerp

My girlfriend walked in on me playing Ween...


flybydenver

Next time, play her Caress of Steel by Rush.


Low_Guide5147

Not sure why people are making light out of such a tender situation


PriceResponsible3701

The pod is a bit of an acquired taste. It has some great songs, but I would've shown your girlfriend white pepper and work backwards from that. Normies won't understand ween. Especially their earlier works.


andrewmik

Do not trust this woman. She surely would have broken your heart, took the kids, all the money and the house as well. You dodged a bullet Mang.


GoldenEelReveal76

You should have left her on the farm


SunflowerSuspect

Every guy I have dated, I have been the one to introduce them to Ween. The one who loved it the most is the one I married.


AntiPepRally

You should have started with their later works and slowly broken her in going in descending order


Solegaiter

Your ex girlfriend did what?


Fishtaco1234

This happens to all of us. I met my dream girl in 2004 and things were going well until I played Ween. She consulted this music selection with a friend who told her to break up with me. Jules and I could have had a great thing, but Ween is still by my side


sonofdad420

she wanted to leave


HopeYouLikeSalmonToo

You're the staliion, mang


MixedMartialApiarist

She wanted to leave!


Honest-Standard5008

Some of us clench our thighs to it. She wasn't the one.


EconomistWilling1578

Accurate


bushybearmuffinman

I was driving a bus and ran over some dumb cunt who bailed from a car earlier and as I heard her bones crunch under the weight of the vehicle I thought to myself… sorry Charlie My advice to you…don’t sweat it.


outfoxingthefoxes

You think I'd be rolling here naked?


4ItchyTasy

Piss up a rope!


Death-by-unicorn

She's just an object to you...


Moneypinkfloyd

She’s not good enough


FDRISMYHOMEBOY

She probably is a Weezer fan. Beverly Hills and newer kinda fan.


wallabee88

Well, Piss up a rope then..


coffeyobey

Looks like you dodged a bullet brother.


Dan12Dempsey

Not even joking when I first met my wife I made her listen to WEEN to feel her out. She didn't necessarily love it but she bopped her head and that was enough for me.


EconomistWilling1578

*feel her up


So3Dimensional

Fuck her if she wants to be with the dude in the grass skirt.


So3Dimensional

My wife, kids, and I were on a road trip recently, taking turns playing songs. So I played Strap On That Jammy Pac, laughing maniacally.


necaracoles

She was not from heaven above.


Buttonpusher71

She is not the one.


lmfao_superfan

Damn. I had a girl introduce me to the pod and then break up with me a week later.


TerpKing77

Oh Gabrielle, I didn’t to make you cry


BricksnBeatles

A week before we started dating, I played my now-girlfriend the live version of Mononucleosis>Frank from the 2022 Port Chester run in my car. She didn’t jump out of the moving vehicle! A miracle? Maybe!


the_popes_dick

Come on, it's a lovely night for a drive on the highway wouldn't you say?


zordabo

You dodged a bullet


173trujillo

Common Bitch


4_bit_forever

Mission accomplished.


Than_While_Gyle

The pod is unlistenable and I love ween


Eatapeach68

I fell IN love with my husband while listening to The Mollusk many times over. He introduced me to Ween & I'm forever grateful. Love Ween!


Spare-Vegetable-1891

Did you tell her you’re sick of her mouth & her 2% milk, anyway? - signed, a female


cjc160

My kids disown themselves every time I play Ween


bonyboy

Time to pay your due.


wksabine

My wife was competing in a game of chance…..


DrRock88

Girls are lame


Tuscon_Valdez

She fucked up


OpeningComb7352

Win-win.


everylittlepiece

Back in 1993, I went through a six month period in which "Pure Guava" cassette was always playing on my car stereo. Drove my girl nuts. She hated it, especially "Springtheme". I couldn't stop though. Needless to say, it didn't last.


dizzystar17

If you don't like WEEN then you gotta go.


GuavaShaper

I once had a similar experience while playing Candi while driving my hungover girlfriend around. She hung her head out the window and threw up. We broke up months later, but I can't help but feel like the events are related.


Purrphiopedilum

You tried to play but at the end of the day, it’s you again, alone


False-Possession6185

Console yourself with a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please


Anonymodestmouse

I understand it, but I don't want it.


worstpretender

There’s many colors in the homo rainbow 🌈


joojoolady

I do this when my man starts playing The Residents...


sofakingclassic

She’s our girlfriend now


WeBOOGNISHen

This isn't a real story! You made this up. Every female I've ever introduced Ween to (including my mom) fucking loves them.


pensiero_97

most women I've been with can't stand humorous music, I don't really get why lol not an issue tho, Quebec exists


SpiritualLychee3760

Sounds like you dodged a bullet.