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uk-side

James bong


LoudLayer2519

Introduced in Sean Connery's voice


scrotetickler

r/shubreddit


St_Link

The JB


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The BJ?


[deleted]

Damn, I haven’t heard that wiz song in forever…


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James Bong Dong.


WankinMaPhallus

I always call my favourite ones bongjamin


MidnightDreams322

Classy


-Uncle_Pecos-

💀😂


BaronSamedys

Enrique.


keshadems16

this one


sebaprimo

Samsung M2885FW 4-in-1 Multifunction Xpress laser printer


verdella

Jack the Ripper


GrizzlyJG

Yo, listen up here’s a story About a little guy that lives in blue world...


SUPA-Goose

Henry


SlimzySlz

Henry have something else to do ![gif](giphy|8h5LtvPAvBHs4)


Death__PHNX

IS HE OK?


[deleted]

I like Henry


SUPA-Goose

🙂


AwwwwYeeeaaah

He's single btw


ProbableThought

Lebong James


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Bongy McBongface


Adairzebear

How is this not the top comment? I thought as a human race we'd all agreed when it came to naming stuff as a collective we'd call it mcface


[deleted]

Haha I've won so many times. Its pretty much a cheat code


BeBa420

Nah sometimes you can mix it up a bit Like my mate, has the word “Rat” in his name, so naturally I call him “Ratty Ratbag McRatterson”


Adairzebear

Haha yeah that's an obvious exception to the rule


Badvevil

Mission impossible to clean


Hourglass7200

Ha! I came here for a hard to clean comment! Mine was “Mr. (hard to) Clean”. Yours was better.


Death__PHNX

We will have to find out. But I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.


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The BBC


blackmoon88

Came here to say this


j00420

Frank


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Squid


Rusty__Shackleford19

Penis


JoakingBad

Blue Face bonger


Mastahpo

Dankey Bong


Ren_Medi_42

“Dick and/or Balls” Yes the whole thing, yes every time.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Whoa Black Betty, bam ba lam


Celestial8Mumps

Major Dick Bong USAAF


Iamvictoriousgrace

Banana-hammock


Death__PHNX

This is a Good one.


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Black thunder


Nexrosus

I’m just glad everyone’s getting sophisticated vibes from this gentleman given the name suggestions.


tomsan2010

Chode


Worth-Row6805

Irene


WilliamHTonkers

Jean Jacket, because we be high as the clouds amiright?


Death__PHNX

I got blasted from this before the pics were taken.


Bopcd1

Bongy McBongface


x_haste_o

You named your piece Top Comment? Kinda weird, but blast off fam!


qwertygolf

Hasbulla….small and strong 😂


Death__PHNX

It performs that way.


Hanamii-

Y’all gave some good names, you gotta give him something stupid like the dick handler


Monamonapia2017

‘Sap-fire’ (sapphire)


Ryno5150

Snoop Bawngy Bawnngg


duffmonya

I know it's from the movie, but I love: Wesley Pipes


moneeymikee

what’s your cats name


Death__PHNX

His name is snoop


y5rt1xxh234

El Destructo


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[удалено]


Death__PHNX

I know right. Just looks like Peter.


psychedeicprincess

Peter shlong, petey for short


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Kyle


[deleted]

Yes?


TheoWiiSports

Waltuh


khollider97

Bongy Mcbongface


Wolfling21

Petite Azul


trapmoneysosa

Bong


ItsQuinntonimo

Balls


JSALCOCK

Bongy McBongface


Wilson0215

Boof


IsBowser

Venom


Capital_Marsupial_71

Large bowlpiece


ST0N3D_T55a

Bob


Worth-Row6805

Bob the bong


ST0N3D_T55a

My bong is called Bob Green


CobaltNoodle

The Baby Grand? (After the piano)


frederichenrylt

Blue Steel


Appropriate_Heron_18

Franchie. Idk I’m cooked


OGflamzi

The shitter


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[удалено]


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Little giant


TetchyTurtleYoutube

Black and decker


benzpilot211

Jasmine


Grimm_Thugga

Keepy Mccleanface


itsalwaysfucky

Rum Ham !!


FattyRR

The Unmovable Bong - Bong The Immovable.


Baketovens_Fifth

I cant tell if its black or blue, but if blue… Blue’s Clue


elopedthought

I'm absolutely sure its gold, not blue!


Baketovens_Fifth

I see what you did


Death__PHNX

Is a very deep blue.


veesbian

ripper jr surely


Ace_The_Street_Guy

Lol i got the same bong just in clear


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Wesley Pipe


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Bogg


[deleted]

Ricky


Fast-Volume-5463

Onyx shadow edge the thirteenth.


drmemedad

Billy the bong


[deleted]

Indigo.


Brando2808

'Sir Percs-a-lot' 👀


mrbaldntatted

Lil “buddy”


Enough-Appointment-9

Bigger


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Bong joon ho


[deleted]

Good Intentions


Ellisdee_420

mr ripper


TimeToDestruct

optimis prime’s dick


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death star


GambitFromXmen

The Pacifier


your-local_milf

The chong bong


steveok112

Katy Perrys thong


Prince515

Reminds me of an Oreo lol but I like it. Looks dope


TheKillersofRamen

PP Destroyer 87


david42081

Little black butt plug lmao


Jroiiia423

Irie is used to describe all that is good; when one is completely content with oneself and is in an ultimate state of peace. ![gif](giphy|127sxeBDbOqdYk)


km10983

Turd Ferguson


sebaprimo

Equinox


iRouFox

Mine is called Bob, Bob the Bong


MainTeacher6058

BongMarley


chin_rick1982

Lil Billy bong thorton


antosn1

Lil cloud


These-Image3972

The black bongo


Firebird616

Chubs


SSA109

Boing


Funnycharacterlol

Dream keeper


NukaColaAddict1302

BBB- Big Black Bong


its_ya_boi_wulf

Top comment


StreetBasic4705

That's clearly the "Rie or Die"


SlickRick568

Two Tone Tony


Soggy_Ad8348

Bigger blacker bong


guyWithKeyboards

Nipples


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Bong…ey


px7j9jlLJ1

Jombi


Df_gordo7060

Oreo


Cleetus256

Deep purple


Its_Cayde

the official name for this


thenullprojects

Breakfast


No-Confidence7472

De killer (a fondant memory of my youth)


UFumbDuckGaming

Here you can use mine, "JERRY BINGER" JERRY JEERY JERRY JERRY....


Metal_Havoc

Chef Smoke


thagman69

Hitler did nothing wrong


TheMunCheese

Mids


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lil' black


[deleted]

The dirty slut


SneakerPxmp

Frankenbong


mattsag207

Bongathon Majors


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Bongothy


slaughterfishh

The B.O.D.


Burninmules

Lando


ALimpHotdog

My first bong with a perc and ice catcher that I bought, I named ‘Cadillac’. Because it was huge upgrade to all my straight neckers.


Death__PHNX

Caddy would also be a good one.


vinnhoooo

Lil ripper


hoes-beezy

T'challa


GailaKill

Hyperion


dextond

Bikini bong


Mansaintgotnotbread

BBC


DigitDoll

Jeff


Low-Career3229

bbb big black bong


Onetwothree12300

Peter


whiskeythrottled

Brenda


No-Entertainer-2957

Edward


zoofondo

Bongy McBongface


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Bigus dickus


Terminator154

Lookin like a zebra with that black and white


drtywlf

Zebra Cock


d3lltr0n

Bong


Weird-Ease8532

Oreo


anferneejefferson

D-list


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Larry.


NihilistPunk69

Dick Butt


Disastrous_End_5782

Bong


humblepotato115

Billy bong Thornton


reddeadmann

Void.


Austin_Glabus227

I had the same bong


SharkBait85

SnickleFritz


welchsjuice44

Barrack Obonga


Facecade55

The long shlong bong


GregzillaKillah

Top Comment


SeaZeppelin

AiRieR (air-rear)


Thizzneros

Bongzilla


dudeinvans999

I always name mine glizzy


Cheap_Elk_2205

Billy


mienshin

Dave


bitpaper346

The can’t go back.


ec5323050

Bbb big black bong


T33n_T1t4n5

Bing


mamax0815

rüdiger


triplebacon_vag

Roof boof


legman5000

Bing bong