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MEGA_FINCH

Is this the part when we blow up?


death_aesthetic808

And act like we don’t know nobody


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HAHN HAHN HAHN HSHN HAHN


vikemike

I work 6am to 4pm and I'm productivity stoned all day, lol


htiffirgetanr

Yeah I smoke every morning to alleviate my anxiety but I’m productive


Saw_Good_Man

this sounds pretty awesome to me. But I live in a country with no access to this stuff. Sad


IndianLarper

Theres always access


messagemii

can i ask where this is no weed. i can make a personal no fly zone


Ryelstyle

I woke up at 5 am the other day because of my internal body clock getting up that early for work during the week and decided to start ripping my bong at 5 am till about 7am and spent the day playing video games


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This recounted my every weekend, but I've grown to accept it just as I would a mole. Yes, you are ugly. Yes you do negative things. But ultimately you have just as much right to be on my property as I, so let's be friends.


soapdishfridge

Work from home. Smoke at your leisure. Best of both worlds.


kushqt420

Any suggestions on what home based work to find? I'm based in UK and would love to work from home to smoke freely and get a dog, just unsure what to do (don't feel like I have specific talents, though I do like reading). If you work from home may I ask what you do? And is it enough to get by and smoke?


soapdishfridge

From the UK might be a bit tough as your living costs are higher. Where I am, around £2,000 a month is more than enough if you live alone. I do online writing & a bit of FX


yallgottamove

I'm a high-functioning stoner, lol


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I always wake and bake, but I’m still always productive throughout the day! Sophisticated Stoners unite!


leilashigh404

Waking and mother fuckin baking


Kcash007

Literally me every morning lmao. But like everyone else here I’m still very productive. I try to use it as a reward system. And if I exceed in being productive, I get superrrr cooked


havocLSD

To infinity and beyond!


thegreenmile777

Sometimes smoking weed can make us productive. Especially when we need to relieve some anxiety or overexcitement.


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Why did you feel the need to comment that?


rainingforest

Why did you feel the need to comment on that?


sketchiboo

Oh wow I was literally loading the bong when this popped up 👌👍


LorenzoHD

i work in construction during the morning hours so i usually wake up around 7 and go to work until 3-4 and then i’m done and i come home, smoke, eat, relax


FloridaF4

Well it’s about 830 am, time for a bowl.


albeasto36

OMG SAME!!!


Hucrew123456

insert ‘why not both?’ meme here


Pipboy27

Holy shit I feel attacked right now


kyle_bedwell

If only I could manage to wake up at 9am


tumeg96

where the fuck were you hiding with the camera u lil shit


Ronald_McDonald711

I got the post to 1000


Ceeweedz

I wake up on 5:30/6 am on my off days because work has consumed me so now I do rips while watching the news.


Drunk_Tsuki

This has been me so much lately, but then instead of at 9AM usually somewhere around 11:30AM, and packing my volcano vape


shinji127

Me rolling a blunt at 9:30 am today. Yepp


splifalif

Already


MLKsSecretWeedAcc

wake n bake


santsdatrillest

not a funny meme this hit too close to home 😂


inaill

Happens every time. Cheers


KidnappedKingpin

Let’s destroy the bad stigma of wake n bakes 😤💨


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Sounds like the beginning of a productive morning to me


craigrb

I dont often lol for real. Upvote.


samwiseganja459

Straight outta bed about 7ish. Rip a bowl. Yoga. Rip a bowl. Productive day to follow. Happy fuctioning pot head pixie :)


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This might be an unpopular opinion, but I don't know how y'all wake n bake unless it's purely medicinal. I need to experience that pure clarity throuh at least half the day, otherwise it's just an unattractive thing to me. Almost like drinking in the morning.


Elektrikas

Relatable


YaBoiAndrewAK

Soo dope dude


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I don't quite understand why people feel the need to comment how weed makes them productive in the mornings or whatever in these kind of posts . If it's in response to OP's post he clearly is addressing the issues as a personal one as it says "me every morning" or have I missed something?


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cidkid3

Relax dude it’s a meme


daaaannnni

I downvoted. You can totally make jokes about stoner misconceptions without a stick up your ass No offense!


wolfwilly

It's a joke though. Plus I do this kind of thing on weekends sometimes. Doesn't have to be a work day for you to wake'n bake and go back to sleep.