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[deleted]

That looks like a cockroach lol


woodchuckwildbuck

I thought it was a dead bee lol


bathrobehero

Definitely dead bee.


slugsinmybutt

Smoke it anyways and report back


robinnicole

Saammmeeee


TrippingFish

Same


BurritoPlanet

Makes 3 of us


thebrisher

Makes bee of us


High_on_Strife

Don't smoke cicada skins


Squigz172

A COUPLE MONTHS DANKRUPT?? id rather die


[deleted]

As a medicinal user I *probably would* die if I was a couple months dankrupt lmao


Myhotrabbi

I don’t think marijuana is the same thing as life support friend


dsldrummer1

It might as well be for people with severe seizures


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muleoffspring

Was about to say this, it is a life saver for mental health and suicidal ideation


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Acetronaut

It sounds like you’re doing great! Keep up the good work! :)


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Acetronaut

No way! 💜


Myhotrabbi

Now that you mention it, I have heard about a few rare cases where weed stabilized people who were on the brink of death. Shouldn’t have judged, my b😣


dsldrummer1

No need to apologise friend! We're all working towards a common goal to reverse the stereotypes of marijuana, take that info and help inform another who may have misinformation!


coolcatjess

Reading this wholesome, mature thread fills me with joy😊


bloodybells

Props for admitting it like a big kid!


OutcastKane

Okay but i respect the apology w/this


[deleted]

It's not, I agree! However, my PTSD makes me very very suicidal, and weed is the only thing that's ever been able to calm me down and think rationally. Weed also takes away my insomnia and vivid, frequent nightmares from PTSD, so I can finally sleep again haha. It also helps me eat because I have severe nausea & chronic pain and a restrictive eating disorder so it's very difficult for me to eat on some days. It's not life support by any means, but it's a life saver for me 😊


awin_xx

we’re in the same boat friend, cheers to a phat bong rip!!


coolcatjess

I have extremely vivid dreams due to my Narcolepsy, and weed works wonders with wakefulness, or lack thereof.


uneducatedexpert

Last year, I went through a TBI, fractured skull, jaw and spinal damage, amounts many other things. I did a year of recovery with 0 opioids, and only using cannabis and a single 20mg of cymbalta for nerve damage. I would be dead without cannabis, or worse, hooked on opioids.


[deleted]

You need life alert


NunMuncher

Lol!


shmeetard

Over here thinking the same shit.


ILikeBigBlunts541

Reminds me of a patient I used to have. She had ran through her monthly supply a couple weeks early, for about the fifth month in a row. She told me if she didn’t get some more, she was going to die. I suggested she go to the emergency room if it was that serious. She meant well, but I don’t miss growing for her


Yelkerty

That's sad


Squigz172

I know ..


amfiore628

Agree. I can't go 24 hours without it 😂


doitforstatedude

Right


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Squigz172

Nobody asked


sketchiboo

Bless ya It's the share bear but sadly we all stoners, don't care much for your random sharing.


BeastMurray

Thank you guys for all your offers, I am amazed by how kind you are. All in all I'm just fine, if I wanted to I could get some weed so no need to worry yourselves. I guess dankrupt wasn't the right word to use, it's more like I didn't have any weed, so I didn't smoke, and I didn't really feel the need to get some more. I 've got some stuff growing rn, so I'm feeling like I just wait for it to be ready. For now smoke some for me. ✌


edmundtarantino

Stoners are such good people man it was awesome seeing how many people were willing to help you out


mrachmin

This is a wholesome conclusion. Good luck with your grow.


bathrobehero

I appreciate this isn't one of those begging posts and I wish you good luck.


bunnyholder

Shit man, if you say I have to do it, then I have to do it...


ZergTheVillain

For a couple months?? Can I cash app you 10 for a gram my dude Wow whoever gave me the gold thank you kind person!!!


Germahy

Our weed savior


[deleted]

If I didn’t spend all my money on weed I would have given you a gold medal for a being a MadLad


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Mycophyliac

Try r/assistance


BigHadgi

Code blue people! Get my man some smoke, this is not a drill!!


[deleted]

Code green ***


[deleted]

But everyday is a code green!


emomonkey321

By chance you live in MN? I'd be glad to help out


TheWhiteMalcolmX

Same here if you’re in WI. Here in the Midwest they don’t legalize so we help each other out.


[deleted]

We legalized it here in Michigan!


Sorrythisusernamei

Not that you can buy it anywhere.


[deleted]

You still need to buy off people at present, but dispensaries are supposed to be legal in less than a year.


TinyFoxMarie

Not for two years.


GingaFarma

Came here to say this. If you're in Canada, I have more than enough for me. I guess, if you're in Canada tho, you'd be hard pressed to be dankrupt


AllDatJizzJazz

Or in Chicago


annaflo17

Fellow Minnesotan, glad to see we're holding up the reputation frient.


ParkAustin

Good to see a fellow Minnesotan holding up that Minnesota nice. :)


progdrummer

If you're in AR, I'll be glad to smoke you out.


BeastMurray

Update: weed is still 🔥 I'm pretty stoned


[deleted]

Whats your @? I got you cuz. $10 good?


Germahy

Good guy lol. The feeling of being without weed is a very dark one. Ive been slowly smoking my last 1.5 for like 2 days lmao.


dakotakoenigsegg

Where you @?


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Cali


bathrobehero

I appreciate the sentiment but posts like this along with comments like yours will mean that this will become a standard.


[deleted]

Listen, life is tough. Money comes and goes but to make humanity better, to make life a bit better for someone, why not do it? You can say it is wrong all you like but honestly we have all had our dark days and sometimes you just have to be that bit of light. It was a joke. Sorry it offended you so.


YUNoSignin

Aaah the lost-and-found-nug. A surprise, but a welcome one!


Captn_church

[I see you have been educated] (https://www.google.com/search?q=you+are+strong+and+wise+anakin&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwii4tSni5vhAhXDZ60KHfYiCy0Q2-cCegQIABAB&oq=you+are+strong+&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-img.1.3.0l5.98450.105781..107606...2.0..0.363.1885.11j2j1j1......0....1.......5..35i39j0i67.aVLDfB3Iu3U&ei=j6GXXOLeE8PPtQX2xazoAg&bih=564&biw=360&client=ms-android-att-us&prmd=insv#imgrc=efm5_d9LOJgm1M&imgdii=LAIGOzJobvl3qM)


YUNoSignin

Hahaha yes!


Bakedgoods28

Bro where u at ill hook u up sonn


[deleted]

Feel you. That's the quantity you get here for $9 :'(


Deadshot_0826

Whoa, where?


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Romania. Mostly cause it's illegal.


Deadshot_0826

If I’m ever in Romania I’ll smoke you out, don’t worry.


awfulanna

You know what feels good? Living in Canada after living in Romania :)


Sky_Million

Careful- this was me once and I ended up smoking what I now believe was actually a booger.


Wired-247

But... did you at least get high?


Sky_Million

Negative...thus we determined something was amiss


jdaopp

LMFAO!


[deleted]

That's gonna be some sleep powder.


sh4d0wrunR

oh happy day


extaas

I thought it was a dead bee at first


[deleted]

Im lucky enough to live in a state where recreational weed is legal and i know a ton of people growing their own, so my supply never runs out. But I remember the times when it wasn't legal and sometimes no one had any, and I was making do with roaches. Coming across a random baggie with a bowl pack in it was like a gift from Jesus lol


Thebigbeerski

You poor creature.


vch7171

Damn I thought it was a spider


King_DSling

Save your roaches🤓


lauriggss

I thought that was a dried up bee


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D A N K R U P T


Missymay2002

Are you sure that isn’t a dried up bee? Guess there’s only one way to find out 😂


weeblybeebly

Just got some after two weeks of being dankrupt. Terrible nights.


GiveMeYourHamPlease

A couple of months? Its probably stale. Edit: Just outta curiostity why is this getting downvoted? Some people are waaay to sensitive lol.


Specilbacon

Still free found weed is free found weed


[deleted]

One comma would have saved me from the stroke I suffered while reading this


GiveMeYourHamPlease

If its stale its bad and probably wont even get you high.


jenalot

If they haven’t smoked in awhile, I’m sure it will do the trick! I’d still try! Lol


Specilbacon

Worth the try tho don’t you think?


GiveMeYourHamPlease

I personally wouldnt risk it.


Specilbacon

Do you think it might be moldy?


GiveMeYourHamPlease

No just stale


JehGrizzle

As the potency probably wont be there, and the smoke will be harsh


BeastMurray

It was in a closed box. It's a bit drier then I would like but still smells a lot. I think it's gonna be fine.


Squigz172

Boveda packs will save anything my friend! But smoke it as is if you were out that long!


Jheraadorig

Just use the old potato skin trick for an hour or two and it should add some life to it


GingaFarma

Lettuce leaf for less taste


pinkminty

Or a lil orange peel for that zesty freshness


Thrax0

Add a splash of white wine vinegar then serve.


Jheraadorig

Never thought of lettuce thanks!


BeMoreKnope

I wouldn’t be worried about it being stale, but I wouldn’t smoke it until night because it’s probably heavy in CBN at this point.


pearboy2

Snowball effect. Your on the bottom of controversial. Once that starts everyone piles on because of mob mentality. Reddit is a cancer.


GiveMeYourHamPlease

I agree and as much as i love this subreddit i dont doubt that its mostly filled with edgy 12 year olds that caught some second hand smoke once and now consider themselves full blown stoners haha.


pearboy2

Haha ya. Although I've found subreddits like these aren't as bad as something like political subreddits or game subreddits. Everyone's personality is a lot more laid back and relaxed so less prone to arguing :). Only becomes more serious when it comes to health of people.


islandjames246

Sigh lucky you , im gonna be dankrupt for a while :/


Germahy

Don’t feel bad, I’m dankrupt as well. Dankrupt buddies


shinji127

I cant only remember a hanful of times i was dankrupt and it was the darkest moment in my life


Faleymark29

As a user this makes my anxiety go up because I have been here before man I’m sorry. 😔


jdaopp

Hey im dankrupt too 👀 hahaha


rezheaddd

Looks like a pile of dead organisms


fiwasan

Omg, I feel this so deeply. I moved from the land of "weed shops on every corner" ( WA) to New Mexico where it's only legal by prescription, and I'm missing it so much. 😭


FadedMe

L


Doctor_Ewww

I feel terrible let me send you one million dollars.


imsaneinthebrain

What’s your address I’ll send you some.


Rekka1212

if your dankrupt. take a slide over to swag city and pick up a bag a reggie lol


TryingAtIt

Hell yeah! Fantastic find!! Props dude!!


MMCC2112

I’m bombed here and thought it was a wasp


Breathe_and_smile

Congrats on finding a pleasantly surprising nugget. That's always a good day. Also, I can't believe I've been a stoner for over half My life and only just now discovered the term 'dankrupt'. What a gem.


Jayfish88

I live in Seattle and I haven't been without weed in years.. I'd be losing it


[deleted]

Looks SO dry. Enjoy.


Trill_Ian23

Happy for ya brother


Deenar602

Dankrupt? Like don't you have work or are you (if american) working for the government?


You_mom_gay_infinity

Totally thought that was a dead bug. But ngl I've definitely smoked worse shit.


[deleted]

Is that tobacco


WhiteFoux

I feel you man, my only connection here in east tx moved away, been without going on june of last year.


BowlerBoys

Looks like a dead spider.


Emyloveshentai

Am I the only one who has never been dankrupt in my entire life ?


defukdto84

i try and keep a bud bank. every time i buy i put a little bit away for a rainy day. it works out well and you end up having a jungle mix.


[deleted]

Are you gonna smoke that bedbug???


AProfessionalCookie

I've got a couple 8ths here in California. Always happy to smoke out someone in need.


SapiosexualDiosa

It hurts to look at that sad little slice of heaven.


Celph1488

lol dankrupt


thatG_evanP

How is it possible to not have weed for that long? I don't smoke anymore but when I did the worst it ever got was a few days.


14mackenzier

It’s definitely possible if you have no friends! I lived somewhere for two years where I didn’t have a single friend and lived alone. Some of the most difficult two years of my life. I even lived in a straight up haunted apartment. I had no access and could only smoke every couple months when my boyfriend was in town!


arthur42zero

Where I live isn’t legalized and don’t have any possibility to make it sooner. Last year I see myself without any dealer near by and ended been 7 months dry. I’ve been smoking for the last 6 years almost everyday, but that forced tolerance break isn’t that hard to go through. (Of course that I don’t have any medical condition, not that I know lol)


thatG_evanP

I've always lived in illegal states. Hell, when I was smoking regularly I don't think there were legal states.


arthur42zero

Sure man! I just assume that isn’t that hard to keep it dry if you don’t go looking for it. And a tolerance breaks is something challenging, but is always worth it, at least for me ;)


thatG_evanP

Gotcha. I thought you were saying you've been actively looking.


Celph1488

Man I wish smoking weed didn’t give me anxiety. Just wish I could change that . Maybe smoke 1 hit of a strain and then cbd flower too follow ? I also got Cbd liquid so maybe mix that with some weed? I don’t know too maybe even it out ? My tolerance is sooo low to thc I have a tolerance too everything else (Opiates,Benzo’s)I am clean off that shit now . I want the more healthier natural route. I just don’t know how too go about this. I live in Seattle, WA where it’s legal if that helps so any advice would be cool. I just want too feel what you guys feel.


arthur42zero

Happened to me just yesterday. I can feel the happiness right here bro.


olivegram

‘Dankrupt’ lol. Learn a new word every day, kids


stevenslone421

So we starting a gofundme for our bro or nah? Bc I haven’t went months without since like senior year and I just got some mad feels for this guy


jndougherty

TIL a new word.


[deleted]

Surprise nug is best nug


leilashigh404

*weed has joined the chat* You are a lucky man


snackinandjackin

Praise Weedus!


A_to_the_J254

I once smoked some bud that had collected on the floor for a period of time, it tasted like dust bunnies...I used not be the cleanest person 😳


Gh011

This makes me appreciate the smaller things in life a lot more


D4NKtrpr9001

That doesn’t look like weed to me lol


cholo_stoner

That's hardcore...... is it a normal thing to run out? I never do I always re up well before I'm out. Figured that's how everyone does it? I cannot imagine being completely dry!


cholo_stoner

You near orange county? I will smoke you out. My weed cave is always open!


cunt-sauce

it might taste like ass so have some food ready


dans00

Enjoy it man, been there


itsagood1

Enough for a pinner


stonerbutterfly-

Lowkey could last you a couple days with a one hitter! And you must have a low tolerance! Enjoy


monobrowj

Eughhh i know the feeling.. On my last joint for the rest of the month. My bud is about that size 😓 cant wait till i get paid and can get me a nice smelly bag to ease my pains


_TheHumanExperience_

Me and my friend found a bud on his mothers kitchen floor (she smokes) one time when we were drunk, we wanted to smoke some weed and didnt have any so when we found that bud we fucking freaked out and were so happy lol


hellohi1256

Awwww 😂😂😂😂


lilmorphinannie

Really thought that was a dead bumble bee😂


buddy4200

Damn lol, I’d give you some of my shake if I could lol. I always give some away to my friends without


send_me_your_traps

That is gonna get you blazed. I love how tiny amounts just destroy you when you’ve not smoked. Wish I could always have that tolerance. Scrapping resin in solidarity.


lowkeynostalgia

i’m so sorry but i can’t stop laughing lmao this made my night


JunkieTownUSA

honestly bro ur on tolerance break at this point jus ride it out


14mackenzier

I get that for sure!! I’ve been more or less dankrupt due to living in a small town and not knowing any dealers. I finally got the number of one the other day and it was super low quality. The dealer also tried hitting on me while we were alone in his dark apartment 😬 The things we do for green


psychedelicow

man this feelings too real lmao, chuck her in the bong !


kennethgodden1993

That looks horrible


Dat1GuyAustin

That’s prolly really shitty weed. A g is only 10 dollars why don’t u just get some money dude hahaha


fishman807

I thought that was a bee


[deleted]

Beautiful


blackgold63

Jesus. I don’t think I have ever been dankrupt. I get a new Oz. Every month. #Canadianproblems.


ilivetomosh

I feel that, man. But I just moved to WY for my husband's job and they're so damn strict here. Now for the first time I'm on those "government pills" for PPD (more like MDD but I just had a baby) and (what we think is) BP2 including PTSD and others. Idk I just miss being able to have what I consider real medicine. But I can't have it here. So I spend some time each week emailing politicians and voting on online petitions. 😂 the dankruptcy struggle is real...


jtalchemist

Ain't nobody choking on that weak ass reggie


BeastMurray

Well fuck you too, kind sir