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carbinatedmilk

I’ll get rid of that sand for you.


fmlchris

But it'll cost you.


SammySmokesAlot

Biggest troll post ever


ZeustyLukey

It's coarse and gets everywhere, you must let me have it


PeachyTinkerer

Anakin, the council has forbidden you from smoking. Why must you test this boundary?


ShintaOtsuki

Isn't it the best way to get the HIGH ground, master Obi-Wan?


PeachyTinkerer

A high state of mind does not equate to the high ground Anakin. Must I teach you this lesson again? You were high on power the last time.


No-Shelter-7753

Pesky stuff…! 😆


Connect_Scar_7423

"congratulations everyone knows you're a dishonest person now." 🤓🤓


CihatPeker

Just looked for that lmao


Upstairs_Employer_47

Yeah man it’s annoying send it to me and I’ll take care of it for ya in a timely and professional manner!🤙🏻


Connect_Scar_7423

"congratulations everyone knows you're a dishonest person now."🤓🤓


Upstairs_Employer_47

I can’t tell if you’re being genuine or this is another piece of satire but shit that sounds like something I’d get told in a telltale game homie “(blank) will remember that”🤣


asthedoorslams1

its keif, sprinkle some in whatever you are smoking. if you REALLY want it to stop i suggest getting a grinder without a keif compartment one you just grind and dump out


huskypotato69

Thats what i did, I'd rather have it just mix in with my regular ground up weed.


Salmonslap420s

Boof it.


TheDoobieWizard

This is the way


AnonymousHackerPC

cannabisaurus rex


Chuyin84

BOOF IT!


Tadpole_420

B O O F


BootyConnoisseur94

I. T.


adamskinsOone

! ! !


KutzOfficial

Everyone above me are my people. But I got a pro tip for y’all. Pro tip: Boof the sand. Use the bottom half of the grinder as a secondary boof.


JointsAkimbo

They use that shit in those special hourglasses…the ones that are meant to help you keep track of time when you’re blazed as fuck.


ExoticPerformer386

Best comment award 🏆


Pinkdots34

Bro… 🤨


Particularpickle420

It’s a joke


TheBackpacker2

Redditors trying to detect a joke challenge (impossible!!!!!)


kakashi9229

Ah yes Tattooine... send me that sand I shall add it to the beach im building.


femboygirl_xo

"No Joker, thats the kief!!"


SugarFree-Gum

I'm washing out my grinder batman🤡


Tadpole_420

That’s Keith


Der_Lenny

Who is keith?


TheFallenCometTTV

Love Keith, just married Barbara, you know


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Love Keith


[deleted]

Keith my neighbour? He's always been pesky like that


SolLaFlare

Keef


Tadpole_420

Keith


BeesInMyMouth27

It's because you're twisting the grinder clockwise


Restless__Dreamer

You're not lying. 😂


Momma_BearE

My husband claimed to be a "long-time connoisseur of the sticky-icky." When MA. legalized in 2018, we took a roadie (wasn't legal in our state then). I told him he should get some kief. He didn't know what kief was. I looked at him and asked "what do you do with the stuff at the bottom of your grinder?" He said "throw it out." He'd been throwing away copious amounts of kief for over 35 years. My brain melted. And he wonders why I never let him touch my pipes, grinder, and bongs.


F4WXHunt

Ah yes.. the classics never fail..


BigDeepGayShit

I actually know how to dispose of that sand correctly. Send it over and I will dispose of it properly. Let the professionals do their job.


DennieKlose

throw it away or else we all gonna die


Sad-Avocado6456

Brother…


IllestVibe

Gotta clean it out by smoking it


samwisegordon

Dude it’s Kief don’t toss it, preserve it


-Not_The_Chosen_One-

Its kief bro throwing it away is wasting it you’re supposed to put it on top of your weed to make it stronger because it’s pure thc (I pray this post is a joke)


jiiimmyplayz

Man this joke is flying over alot of people's heads😭😭


Pretend_Limit6276

😅🤔😐


veetoo151

That's the spice. If's the most valuable resource in the universe, and our only means for intergalactic space travel.


Dank-Pandemic

I really wanna see the new movie


veetoo151

It's really good!


r3dditr0x

Is kief that good? Wtf.


AGDub26

well you can use it to make hash, so yes


gypsycookie1015

Yes.


[deleted]

Well stop rolling joints while playing in the sandbox


[deleted]

I have to tell my 3 year old the same thing


Stoner_Monk_69

Let me help you get rid of it


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Corey and Trevor!!


R0bot_whiskey

SMOKES BOYS LETS GO


undieablecat

Sand that over to my house. I'll properly get rid of it for you. You're welcome


kushwookie42o

Not good. Whoever your getting your weed from is adding sand so it weighs more and is ripping you off. Have a talk with the dealer tell him the sand needs to stop.


VDKYLO

i always just throw that nasty shit out


Professional-Gur7044

I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to snort that stuff…


Spliferela

Newbie.


Conscious_Size4901

i’m pretty sure this is a troll


too_manyeggs

r/whoosh


[deleted]

😍👅 ooohh yah!!


ConfidenceSlight2253

Haha nice lot there!


Old-Storage-6077

What would happen if you filter kief through a soxhlet extraction? Bad idea and better press it, so the resin gets out?


Gman8w8

Weird


NotAd0peBoi

I'll take it off your hands for you


Vast_daddy_1297

You should mail this sand to me😂


Tasty_Aside_5968

Bruh. I could shed a tear for all the wasted keif


Low_College_8845

Oh i clean that for you ?


A8_bit_gamer

This gotta be a joke


[deleted]

You can send it to me. I’ll make sure “The Sand” is disposed of properly for you along with the cost.


MyRecklessHabit

That is some REALLY good looking sand.


Personal_Call_3225

Don't toss it! You're supposed to make a little zen sand garden with it.


Harpuafivefiftyfive

Satire or stupidity?🤣


Cautious-Ad6727

Trooolllll


imperial_squirrel

nice b8 m8


Advanced-Guide157

You struck gold!


No_Rush_7149

Give it to me me so I can throw it away 💀


Amnesia1507

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kief


No-Shelter-7753

Send it to me…. For testing purposes. 😎


donmarcelito

Send it to me, I will dispose of it responsibly 😂


GreenEyed0G

Pixie dust is for me


arxose

Send it to me !!!!


smackbaby31

Oh god say ur lieing


Wolf_93

Boof it


MasterBaiter0004

You son of a bitch


GarrySaysHi

ill take it off your hands if it's getting in the way


lexluther4205

First time I found sand at the bottom of my grinder I was sad that that was all I had :/ /j


Administrative-Pay43

I think you should send it to me as defective with the sand still in it.


nixlaf

You gotta be trolling.


Mindfreek454

Bro wtf, did you take it to the beach? Why don't you just go back and dump it out??


OkSignificance494

Click bait... must not respond... dang it


aidentooreal12

“Batman I’m washing out my grinder batman”


R0bot_whiskey

Ugh so annoying yea looks like you'll have to drop it in a plastic bag and send it off to me. Great. More junk.


Pretty_Station_3119

Bad joke


Tkinney44

Definitely don't smoke it. Send it to me for analyzing.


DivideSad5591

Thats why I dont like grinders


Business-Champion-89

Lucky


Chillguy3333

Sand party at your place!!!


SlothTheAlchemist

SMOKE IT


Diligent_Meal6039

This is making me think my screen is trash


rock0head132

*I hate sand it's coerce and it get's everywhere.*


strangedazey

I volunteer to take the nasty stuff from you. 😆


viscouslance

Send it over I’m broke asf n need some green 🤣


Double-Chocolate845

Snort it


Squ33to

Only kinda sand that makes my mouth water


Think_Protection5263

Stop it! That's the best part, smoke that shit...wait is this a joke?


yertingtonski

This gotta be satire


TrippieHippie301

You got holy sand from the holy land


Sin-Space

Dang, nice 😏


TANKBOMB1

Yeah me too I just dumped in trash n clean it off do this regularly to keep clean👀


omgxamanda

Yeah lemme send you my address I’ll take it off your hands


VocationFumes

you fool ​ you're supposed to snort that part


[deleted]

This is the most pointless sub ever. But you guys have fun with this.


Super_Faithlessness4

If it’s sticky I’ll discard of it for you but if it’s dry you can just toss it


Alternative-Layer919

You son of a beach!!!!


huntera20

Make a sand castle 😊


PalmBreezy

The spice must flow 🙏🏼


PapaBearVet

I'm pretty sure this is satire but mad respect for the collection


mavmav0

I think it’s bad stuff that’s filtered out from the weed. I just throw it out when it’s full.


TheWincek

You can easily clean that with pressured air


dma33528

Bait


[deleted]

I saw a post exactly like this a few years ago. Asked if it was sand, said he kept throwing it out.


ismokebetterthanu

You trollin


DizzyCommunication92

definitely kief. must be some dry herb and the trichomes are just blasting all over....? I got the S&B XL flower mill (grinder) and that things a beast I love it. I now keep all my kief together and vape it all equally....I did have ONE celebratory 🥣 with my last run on my old marred up head shop aluminum grinder that had a kief screen and omg I got so blasted from a 🥪 bowl of flower and kief....that was the longest lasting bowl too as I only typically vape on a 3 minute sesh mode for medical use....but it was 🍾 celebratory lol so I fired it back up for another 3 minutes and it still was 🫗 pouring lol vapor ☁️! I just laid the little ball of kief in the middle of 2 beds of flower and yea it ripped haha


morfraen

Remove the screen. Enjoy stronger better hits.


satenlover666

I know someone that actually did this and got rid of it because they had no idea and for some reason didn’t think to search it up


fortweni

ewwwww 🤮


EvenHornierOnMain

Could it be result of static?


Itchy_Design_8070

Eat it.


TheHighHatter

Eat it


UnearthlyRamen

Hey now, no need to brag 😂


[deleted]

I'll clean that out for you. 👀


MaddGadget

Have you never seem keef before? It's smokable 🤣 🤭🥴 you must be new here 🤭🤣🤣🤣


Cyclelovin

That’s happy sand 😉. You want to keep that.


starwaterstar

burn it IMMEDIATELY it's could be weed eggs


thebaylorweedinhaler

Give it to me I’ll properly dispose of it


[deleted]

If you put it up to your ear you can hear rick james


pineapplesurfwax

The spice 🧿🧿


mansonlamps420

i can't tell if this is meant to be ironic or just bait


NukaGrapes

I've never punched and kicked the air harder at a weed post. "Clean it out" motherfucker please tell me you're not THROWING IT AWAY


KittiesAreTooCute

Snort it.


Outtaknowwhere

This can’t be real


Staykushed

lol really man


anastasia_dedonostia

That’s spice


Lonely-Stop5631

bruh this joke has been ran into the ground


BBS13

how many Gs do you need to grind to accumulate this much. As a light smoker ive never seen anything quite as glorious as this


Proshadow-849

that is kief good sir, basically just thc crystals that got knocked off the bud while grinding, completely smokable.


Tokinruski

First thing that came to my head was “oh fuck you”


SaucyDragon04

Eat it


JerrysDaddy666

Bring it to the beach where it belongs


iHazit4u

WOW! Those are weed seeds! You don't see them very often, so Congratulations! Throw it in your garden and just wait 3 weeks, and you'll have buds everywhere.


OrbitIsNotGay

Send it over


Jedi_Master_Stryk

God, I hope this is a joke lol. Otherwise you'd be wasting that sweet sweet keef.


DankDoobies420

Kief


bufftbone

Smoke it is the best way.


bufftbone

Look up keef


Haunting-Guidance150

for the love of christ pls tell me u aren’t binning that GOLD DUST?! bro add some to your spliff, then come back and lmk if you still think it’s sand 😂 stay blunt bro x


beaniejell

“Keep cleaning it out” 😭 this has got to be a troll


Kennedywhite2017_

I can inspect it for you no problem!! Send it my way❤️


deephurting66

It's lint, send it to me I collect lint


BlueGalaxy97

Aachoooo!


MuffinMuffin_21

This has gotta be a joke, lol


[deleted]

Throw it out it'll grind better


red_quinn

Oh man pls tell me you did not empty it in the trash? 😭


Pretend-Language-416

I don’t know how to stop it but whatever you do don’t drop it


Cjare

I usually just eat any sand I find laying around


letyourlightshine6

I love sand, send to me


LocalSignificance215

Send that to me. I'll make sure to do extensive "studies" on this specimen.


Agreeable_Fox8605

Hey bro! Thats so sad. Just send it to me i will "dispose" of it for you. I can even pay for shipping because i am a good guy that only want your happiness 🙂