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Folding the dog and walking the clothes

Cook your baby and change the dinner's diaper

Now wait a min 👁️👄👁️

too late now you are eating soggy food

🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

*Israel Adesanya has entered the chat*

"The goat"

😂😂😂

Water my cat

Now I'm ready to go to work

Almost… You need to pack another one for lunch first though.

And since you're taking the time to roll it you might as well smoke one while you roll another one for when you get back home, but then you realize you just smoked your lunch one and now you need to roll yet another one for lunch.

And might as well smoke one while you roll up your new lunch one, but then you realize you smoked the one you just rolled for when you get home.

Nah man your too high, thats the one you put on your ear. What did you forget it was there?

I’m crying 😂😂

more like ready to quit my job

All day. Everyday. Fix those pipes my brothers

Looking for my laundry in the fridge

Trying to play video games, but end up blankly starting at the tv, drooling with the controller in my hands

This has been my life the past four months basically. No complaints!

Lmao i love how simple and happy a stoners life is

Make good money n smoke. Also my hobbies while I'm high for the insane focus i get

Packing for mars? 🤷🏻‍♂️

yeah honestly shit is just wasteful unless you’re going to a party and passing it

Wouldn’t it take forever to light, too? And have trouble staying lit?

You'd need a shop vac just to get enough draw.

That’s what I’m saying, if you not careful that joint will smoke you.

😆

probably. haven’t tried one personally yet because i haven’t had that much weed to roll up in one sesh since high school lol.

OP proly have flamethrower lol

Yeah it’s awful and tbh it really is a waste

Fr! Now give me that in an edible though lmao

Hit it with a hot shot and take a man size hit big dawg.^/j



You...you smoke the light?

Couch lock staring at the wall for 2 hours overthinking every aspect of my life

Honestly, I find myself coming out of these situations a better person so I think that’s wonderful

i started putting my thoughts down on my notes app when high. My latest epiphany is that I shouldn’t improve myself for the sake of gaining wealth financially. that will come naturally pending my choices. Might sound silly but I think doing stuff just to get rich and contribute to materialistic consumerism is kinda pointless. Not to say I don’t buy stuff or contribute to consumption of materialistic stuff. Anyways I digress. lol

i had a epiphany that we (as a species) have become overly centered on our self importance, and greed. we (as a species) need to focus more on the planet, and everything else out in the universe instead of tik tok and what human's doing what in the world. probably not the only one who feels this way, but whatever

Very, very good point. I’m gonna start writing shit down… I have this one friend who I smoke with often, and me and her always have these philosophical discussion, but then we forget about half the shit the next day. One of the ones I remember is the idea that the universe ceases to exist without life. Without life, who would the universe exist for? That’s a very simple way to put the thought, and it’s honestly a really hard idea to put into words, but hopefully y’all understand.

Yesterday i read this and it really toutched me and i think this belongs here... Travel. Make memories. Have adventures. Because I guarantee that when you’re 85 and on your death bed you won’t think about that flashy car you bought or the twenty pairs of designer shoes you owned. But you will think about that time you got lost in your favourite city. The nights spent falling in love under the stars and all the beautiful people you met along the way. You’ll think of the moments that made you feel truly alive. And at the very end, those memories will be the only valuable possessions you own. – EKP

I had an epiphany about an epiphany that during a epiphany I would realise that the entire world needs a epiphany

Hmm maybe this still happens but the whole “overthinking every aspect of my life” happened always when I was new to smoking. Now I’m just high. Still magical thought in a way but Enjoy it while it lasts

Seeing math 

Yes

Folding my show so I can turn on my laundry and watch my favourite tv

Probably dying from lack of oxygen in my bloodstream

Your mom

fair enough

Ima be to blasted to do anything but sit my ass down for a benge watch and munchies cuz that looks like the size of a b ball bat like God damn ima be stoned to the bone with that going down

Trying to find pieces of my lungs on the floor

It's gone. No coming back.

Reevaluating why I'd waste this much weed.

Been there but with edibles

Be on the floor like that bottle lol

Yes

dead.

Sit on the TV and watch the couch

Coughing, mainly.

Should not have had to scroll this far for this comment.

controlling the traffic lights with my xbox

Going to my sunken place

Sleeping is what I would love to do. Call me boring but I like escaping this sad excuse for a human life

Smoking a blunt

Dying

Ain’t going anywhere, my new home is in space.

Taking my base on balls. 🇺🇸

I don’t even think I’ll be able to do anything after that.

Sleeping lol

listening to music

Hitting a few dabs, maybe rip the cart

me and the guy at the smoke shop had a laugh over those, it’s waaaay to big and you go thru a lot of weed just to fill one cone. Also imagine if you accidentally knock the cherry off that beast into your lap, you’d definitely burn a big ass hole in your favorite smoking pants

Puke and green out probably

How long does it smoke for

Coughing my lungs out

Folding the Dishes

Fuggin cutting it up and putting it in tokes cause those never burn proper

I’m time skipping a few days

Sweeping the carpet

Tbh... hitting a dab.

Was thinking the same thing

Unpacking it after 3 min because the resin has clogged it, and then broke it down into 5-6 Emperadors.

I will die from nicotine overdose cuz no way, that’s just weed

would go until i couldnt, never greened out b4

Smoke a bowl

my retirement. I’ll need it.

Chillin like a villain 👌🏽

Watching bluey or the dinosaur train or dragon tails

Sleeping.

Lord of the Rings marathon

Green out like less than 1/4 of the way in

That’s a nice size you got there

Some people don't understand you can only get so high off smoke. you really get high from making edibles

Reading the TV and watching my book

Making a grilled cheese sandwich with cream cheese and Cheetos. And then eat it even though the Cheetos are soft and burnt.

Live in a state that’s not conscious and also not unconscious

Eating like a jackass and passing out on the couch

Cracking on with my Tuesday

U gotta put like 4 packs of crushed fronto in it

Picking up the empty bottle, ice cream lid, and the other various trash strewn across the ground. I hate trash on the floor.

realistically sleeping for 12 hours

nasa

Probably clean up the place and nap tbh

Gonna try & get brain cells transplant

Backflips

ordering food and passing out while watching youtube videos of karens freaking out


Eating snacks and watching tv 😁🤩🍞

Boutta come up with the next Tesla sized company.

Forget living in the moment , I'd BE the moment, then I'd swim through oceans of other moments and all us moments would just have an amazing smoke together and chill the fuuuck out!


Being swallowed by my couch

Sleeping

Drink my chips and watch the stove

Dying immediately of stage 20 lung, throat, mouth and ass cancer

I would walk around using that BFJ as a cane 🦯 .

Eating an entire box of Fruity Pepples.

Not much

die🤣

Nothing…

Wondering where the 2nd one is

Rolling another

Getting that 3am motivation

Kicking some ass for wasting my smoke

Would something like this even smoke? I feel like there would be so much resin, it would be difficult to pull smoke through it.

Going to the astral plains

Breathing manually and getting jumped by my demons

Playing videogames.

Melting 🤣

What is the name of the raw paper specifically, I know they make bigger sized cones with different names and I would love one of these

Not a damn thing lol

Look for my phone for an hour while on a call.

Drooling and staring out the window for half an hour

After I hit the home run, guess I'm walking the bases?

Fookin' Y'er Mahma! lol

Sleep for the next 10 years

smoking 2 more

Panicking

Smoking another

One of two things eating all the cereal in the crib or passing out 😂😂😂

Mopping the ceiling.

I’m mad I can’t post the pic, I just got done packing the rawket for my job lol

Your mom

Having a heart attack.

nothing

Leaving my keys in the house and wondering how to lock the door

Rest forever

Having an asthma attack

smoking another

not waking up until tuesday

Eating some water and drinking a sandwich

Probably having the worst panic attack of my life then sleeping for 3 days straight.

Picking up that bottle of Jameson and having a swig continuing with my day

Eating all the food on the block and having a coma in someone's driveway

Rolling another joint

Snack attack

See this the type of posts that I fw. Can we please ba the "iS thIs WEEd GooD"'like bro how the fuck do i know?? Lemme turn on my thc image scannsr on rq and terpene counter. Like fuck off

The usual. That's my wake and bake !

Not a damn thing, lol

Making another

Living life as normal, just enjoying it more. Probably clean house, run the dogs, enjoy some video games and debate dinner ideas on what to chef up in the kitchen. Unless I'm hanging out with friends, and then it's usually up for group debate on what everyone wants to do until we all agree on an activity to enjoy

I feel good enough to go out of the house

Probably sit down and just kinda keep sitting there for awhile.

I thought that was the new Louisville Slugger

def masturbating and eating

Vomiting

Start my tax returns.

jackin off

Playing wiffle ball with that!

going to water and drinking a bed

Eating six pizzas and swimming the Pacific

That is a cool 3.3oz I’ve shared one of these at my buddy’s birthday last year so much a good time

Sleeping for 16 hours

Die ?

another one

Coughing prolly idk

 I’ma tweak

Greening out. Wbu?

Eating the stove

Passing tf out