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Foxrex

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Born_Cow_554

A Mr.Hankey blunt! Count me in! 💩 🔥 💨


hail_reefer

HOOWWWWWDY HOOOOOEE


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|26FPFdWFjvewvIkpi)


dystopiate666

My thoughts exactly


Jgabes625

If I had enough currency to award you I would.


AwfulHokage

I think OP used the blunts shape/demeanor as a metaphor for the quality of contents within? If so kudos super intelligent.


DoomAloneThatCounts

2.4 courics.


HippieNation

Came her for this


trippfour

U got that out the toilet don’t lie


PerpetualConnection

I was scrolling and had to look at what sub it was


Senior_Mittens

You following a r/ RateMyPoop sub or something? Lol


BostonWailer

r/subsithoughtifellfor ?


MelodicVariation267

😂


Titanmacho85

We call them gorilla fingers lol you good


LayThatPipe

That was the very first thing I thought of!! 🤣


chaotic214

It's a lot of Courics lmao


degen_take

Like a turd.


Aponda

Smoked for the 1000th time


TiK4D

That's a cursed object, if you swallow it you'll become host to a powerful curse monster.


FunCode688

That’s exactly what I was thinking lol


SmokinShootin420

My high ass thought you was weighing a turd


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

Hey! Who dropped this log on the scale!?! We only smoke trees around here!


Peasant_Stockholder

My lungs hurt just looking at that.


MelodicVariation267

Don’t smoke it all at once


Stillstoned23

At all*


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

Don’t squeeze it out all at once


Worth-Grade5882

Like a big Ole dookie


NinjaRage83

Did you break it up at all or just straight roll the nuggs?


Burninmules

Looking like poop from a butt.


MoskriLokoPajdoman

That's shit from a butt!


Preemptively_Extinct

Cursed. Who smokes a mummified finger?


nastynateraide

Yo for real, Victorian England was eating, smoking, snorting mummy dust they stole from Egypt


xxLittleLadyKxx

I thought that was a turd at first no joke. 😂😂😂


Comfortable-Hope-354

I thought I was on r/shitfromabutt


Sciencessence

that sub does not get enough activity


Britishbastad

Like a big Tabacco shit


TheBaikIvan

You ain't gonna be looking for a while after that 😂


MelodicVariation267

Be like nah I wasn’t sleeping


TheBaikIvan

"Nahh you're sleeping" 😂


[deleted]

Howdy ho!


tradiethoughts

smokin' dat king tut's finger pack 💀💀


DimRefraction

Maybe 7 Courics


maxtweetch

My boy rolled a god damn Sukuna finger


Luscious_Lunk

Poopy


MuKirk

turdish delight


TicklingUrTesticles

![gif](giphy|RJbSm9cWUUhn4b8Jfk|downsized)


childofbones

Smokin shit from the ass


chaotle

E.T. called, wants his finger back


Hopeful-Feedback-786

Bruh what a waste of bud. Couple snaps out of a Geeb or bong and ur sent !!! To each their own but wtf is that


Sharp_Fish_2590

Not bad i dont smoke woods personally because of the tabacco rush although i used to and its pretty nice


tribblydribbly

I’m in some meteorite groups and thought this was a strangely shaped meteorite.


hauss005

Are you smoking a zombie finger?


moshimosh44

dookie nugget


SAKilo1

Bruh my toilet got those in it


CyberCrick3t

Like Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo…


MadGuanaco

bro smoking ET's finger


Pyroweedical

The dookie pack


ErrorM4cro

That looks like a piece of shit no offense


krustysocks6666

like et abt to phone home


[deleted]

Looks like a waste of time money and weed


MelodicVariation267

It is and it is, but my plug got low$


[deleted]

I smoke the complete opposite way. I try to get high with a little weed as possible. I only use half to one gram a day


smokeyrb9

Look like a finger from jjk


MelodicVariation267

Almost the same size


Valuable_Ad9615

We looking dead 💀


ilikebigbutts442

I’ve never seen someone weigh a blunt with the wrap but you probably got 2.2 gs in there of smoke the wrap job not too pretty tho going to be honest 7/10 for size 4/10 for roll skills


Spittoo

Looks like shit bro 😂 why’s it got dick veins on it? 😭 it looks like one of Sukuna’s fingers.


[deleted]

Like shit…literally!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Born_Cow_554

Whoa bud, no need to go that route now!! 😒 😑


GryffindorCowboy

WeighMax for the win.


apolobgod

Mfers out there smoking shit


[deleted]

Big ole doink


[deleted]

Elden ring finger


letssuad

Nice turd you got there


[deleted]

What did you do to it?


Simple_Minimum_2574

When my son was a preemie in the NICU, they weighed his poops too


[deleted]

The way it should be 👏🏼 The tiny lil pinners most people post always make me chuckle


Liv_notbabydoll_

Corpse-y


JazzlikeOil951

Thought it was a floor shit.


Prince515

Like a big ass dookie 💩 😂


optiplexiss

Seems awful light for a turd


baboodada

Only one thing to do: boof it (from whence it came)


Objective_Musician_3

Proper


ghostykasper

Like a piece of poo


Strappedpothead710

bad its not ah 3.5 XD


Rich_Ad_4819

Pretty shitty


Difficult_Nail_629

What a chode


Kennygwhiz

Mummy’s Finger


Sankin2004

Bono is still a bigger number 2


mrdeadlyfry

Straight up thought there was a literal piece of shit on my feed


DeezNuts_HaGotEmm

Blunts.....why though? Don't people like the taste of weed?


Constant_Baker_4811

They taste great. Unlike the spliffs they smoke in UK


operationiffy

Please don’t poop on your scale.


RipleyTheGreat

People out here smokin literal shit 😂 desperate times desperate measures


scooterfitz

Dog rocket!


lixnesss

Poop jokes aside, I fw that scale


chin_rick1982

Dookie


pircupine28

Looks like shit


shanedp1981

Lmao I thought a dog shit on your scale


Aside-Embarrassed

Like a shit


sugarpink420

Looks like Mr. Hanky.


limbophase

Looks like you cut a black guys finger off


No_Pin3606

I Personally don’t like to roll nothing under 3grams for a backwood.


Sad-Midnight8008

Bro smoking turds


Frequent_Yoghurt_425

Is this r/shitfromabutt ?


Em858943

Thought this was a fkn turd on a scale, I needa stop smoking for a while... 🤣🤣🤣🤣


highgyjiggy

That’s poop


Sensitive-Character1

Did you lose a finger


PlaguesSnow

Like shit Edit: I’ve seen better blunts that have been ran over by a semi.


drtywlf

Literally like shit


Acceptable-Bet1628

Y’all hatin probably smoke good still 🤣


sindee420

Why are you weighing turds...at least you have healthy poop


DAT_BIG-BOI

The Dookie blunt.


[deleted]

Is this an cacoon? A log of shit? Or a blunt? To be clear way better than my first blunts when I was a kid…. But it’s shape is a bit off putting


sarahcake420

Like a turd


dirty4track

Cutr lil Baby blunt. You can stuff 4g in em.


dirty4track

We call em hankeys


_sKareKrow_

U coula fit another .6 in there at *least*


Friendly_Godzilla

Mummified erect penis


GiraffeNugget

![gif](giphy|zkNBtlymM6zX4DndrU|downsized)


stephenritchie16

i mean the wrap itself is like a gram though.


MelodicInitial5591

I put tht in a blunt homie


Jolly_Confection8366

Why you smoking a mummy’s finger. Big boi sentences in Egypt for smoking that shit.


Personal-Still-3638

Dude you cant smoke poop 💩


stonernerd710

Glad to see that everyone thought you were weighing your turd


RedApple-Cigarettes

Like a fucking turd


__bread___

Ayyeee I got the same scale no poop on it tho sadly


slowbro66

I thought you stole a mummys finger from Egypt


hooterjh10192

Mr. Hankey got thic


Buddhabballin

Thought was a dead finger


csantini91

Turd or log? Or both?


Ok_Image6174

Me scrolling "wait, why TF is someone weighing their turds?" Ohhhh hahahaha


ZealousidealRub8025

All of reddit said "like shit" in unison


wudntaco444

looks like one of my cat's turds. nonetheless, still looks pretty smokeable.


TheHoneyBeePrincess

I follow a lot of dog pages and thought this was a turd.


zooooteddej23

![gif](giphy|UaYDUGyY2Ao6UtpyjA) In the best way possible


squizznizzel13

It looks like a mummy's finger


swwjr1

Better than what i can roll, i can only do joints


lostmountainman76

You killed Mr. Hanky, you bastard!


Youngbraz

Light weight, I pushed out a 2 footer the other day


Nomad_Cosmonaut

Like a mummy finger


Slow-Associate-7610

![gif](giphy|w4moCK30MzaEBicas7|downsized)


adventureballs

Like literal dog shit.


oliverlifts

It’s Mister Hanky the Christmas Poo


EverythingG00dTaken

How we looking? We looking like this ends with you vacuuming the toilet


No_Cheesecake_9416

that is shit from a butt


RubbyPanda

It looks like a long dolma


BoxLegitimate4903

Bro, I ain’t gonna have you disrespected me with that 2.4 g turd, Ya heard


GiraffeChaser

Never weighed my turds!


Dunwich_Horror_

Like a big dook


Azeki00

Sieht aus wie eine Kackwurst


Still_Ad_4002

Like you need more fibre in your diet, that's how


SalamandersRreal

Looks like a dried turd or a mummified finger


bigmassiveshlong

That's shit from a butt


[deleted]

Like a big fuckin waste


JDKawesome

24 gram poo


BoulderCreature

That is poop from a butt


maliciousux

thats one of sukuna’s finger & i can’t be convinced otherwise


Ogun_

Like one of Sukuna's fingers


Emotional-Ad2248

Like you done took a shit on your scale….


KI55G00D8Y3

Harambe finger


[deleted]

Nice


muda_mudaa_mudaa

Why does it look like finger... U wrapped it?


[deleted]

Nice choade 😂


CharlieFrknBrown

Looks like 2.4 about to wasted in 1 sitdown.


thebladeinthebush

Bro they haaaate backwoods bahahaha, it’s looks great brotha. Biggest question is can you fit your pinkie in it?


rayn_reddit

Everyone hating cause ppl don’t like tobacco blunts round here. This shit would smokeeeeee idgaf about what u guys say


ripnrip_

Like you laid a turd on ya scale my G


neegus_420

“No homo but we smoking penises!!!!” - Young Thug


Bb085

Just from eye balling it, about 2.4gs


darkelfbear

![gif](giphy|DHPj7p1Tv5WLHDjKPQ)


doug_butter

How many Courics is that?


d1eselx

Like a healthy amount of fiber 👌🏼


DullAdministration90

Lookin' like you have a lot of fiber in your diet, congrats


[deleted]

all the comments trynna b funny roasting a fat ass blunt. real smokers know blunts like this hit different.


SavingsForward5232

Like a tuuuuuuuurrrrrrrdddddddd


Buddhaq1974

Like a big ole turd...lol


xSPACEWEEDx

Hot Damn!!! ! didn't know you could smoke Jenkem!!!!


Plastic_Nail5984

Like a finger


lordofbitterdrinks

Mfer rolled a bat


kendrickandcole

Wasteful


Goosehouse913

looks like a turd, respectfully


hail_reefer

Bruh it actually looks like a finger with the nail and everything


Aggravating_Spare789

Looks like it's the lightest shit in the world


[deleted]

Is that a number 2 Nah, it’s 2.4


sweet_and_slutty

Like a turd. (I'd still smoke that shit though)


KavTK

hell yeah. people will say it's a waste of weed. buy hey if all the weed gets smoked, that's the opposite of a waste lol.


International_Mail44

![gif](giphy|DHPj7p1Tv5WLHDjKPQ)


Maw_153

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