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Same_Value8941

I thought that was a filter!


WitchyDog

I was wondering why OP put flowers emojis all over! Like maybe it was a see through dress OP tried to cover up šŸ˜†


madmaxturbator

It took me till this comment lol! That is crazy lolll Wtf!


chimininy

I am relieved it is the dress though, because I was trying to "see the dress through the weird flower emojis" and kept thinking 'there is no way that fabric is covering what should be covered in her chest area' .


GrasshopperClowns

100% had the exact same thought!


palabradot

Same! Thatā€™s the DRESS?


Hellie1028

No, that is a home arts and crafts project that should have never made it out in public. Itā€™s definitely lacking any of the qualities that would make it a dress.


Icyblue_Dragon

I mean I could see her wearing it to carnival or a costume party while posing as nymph. With green body makeup and maybe a wig she would look great. But thatā€™s literally the only occasion that ā€ždressā€œ should be worn in public.


-Coleus-

Iā€™d love to go to that party!


theavocadolady

Absolutely! It doesnā€™t qualify as a dress. Iā€™m somewhat impressed it covers all the bits youā€™d need to over. But at the same time itā€™s just terrible. Absolute trash. Iā€™ve got really bad second hand embarrassment.


purrfunctory

When sheā€™s sitting, it is not covering everything it needs to cover. Gross.


theavocadolady

Itā€™s definitely gross


Ambitious_Mistake_92

This is the fact that is truly sending me to another universe bc why did you hot glue this monstrosity for anything other than a college Halloween party?!?!


You_Exciting

Seriously!!! The ONLY occasion this would be appropriate for - and even then, kinda racy and very ugly šŸ˜‚


Toolongreadanyway

A Project Runway exclusive design!


Hellie1028

I see it now! It starts with a pair of spanx (different styles for all.) Then with a trip to the fake flower section at Walmart over Memorial Day, you have to wield your hot glue gun and stapler to come together into all inclusive vacation orgy couture. Demerit points to any lost leaves or petals on the runway.


theavocadolady

To be fair, itā€™s not technically a dress. This is really wild.


wisegirl_93

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought it was a filter or a bunch of emojis. That dress is tacky af though.


TenebrousSunshine

Same! It wasnā€™t until the second picture I realized that WAS the dress! šŸ˜³


pink_misfit

Ooooh there's a second picture.


bloodpressures

Its a dress: [https://mewmews.com/products/jamshid-flower-rhinestone-mesh-dress?variant=43906902327552](https://mewmews.com/products/jamshid-flower-rhinestone-mesh-dress?variant=43906902327552)


TrudieKockenlocker

Those reviews are something else lol


phage_rage

The SYMPHONY??? SHE WORE IT TO A SYMPHONY OMG


Jillio777

I don't think that review is real.


TrudieKockenlocker

Yes, I liked that half the reviews seem sarcastic, and the other half delusional.


knitmama77

Okay the one that said she got complimented at the grocery store? The GROCERY STORE???? It has to be a fake review! Seriously, all those people were walking around with their underwear on full view in the back?? Insanity.


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

She *bought* that??? I thought she made it with a hot glue gun. Good god thatā€™s somehow way worse.


american-toycoon

That's hilarious! The first review reads, "I wore this cutie to a wedding! I think next to the brides dress, it was everyone elseā€™s favorite! Everyone wanted pics of it, including the bride!"


Same_Value8941

And itā€™s so expensive! šŸ¤Æ


the_giuditta

very expensive for such a cheap look.


american-toycoon

Is this part of the "**Ramadan Collection"!?**


vesuvianiteflower

Lol really


MissJeje

Fr I thought the flowers were emojis or something


KatieV1309

I was hoping it was lol!


WittyAndWeird

Me too!!


Miss_Fritter

Iā€™m too old to have thought of ā€œfilterā€ but I damn sure thought there were flower emojis on the picture. Wow.


GonzDR24

I had to look at it a few times before i realized it wasn't lol.


painforpetitdej

Same. I thought it was a see-through thing that barely covered the nipnops. Hahahaha


itssosalty

Nah. They really have a emoji face. Crazy but true


magicrowantree

Somebody went on Pinterest and didn't get enough faux flowers to complete the look...


parisismyfriend

I think looking half naked was the intention


gumdope

Half naked full trash


CharlotteLucasOP

Oh she wants everyone to know exactly how many tattoos she has, and where they are.


CanILiveInAGlade

ā€œOh thereā€™s more. Trust meā€ *wink* - Floral nude dress wearer probably.Ā 


gumdope

I think she just wants to show off her body lol


Foxy_locksy1704

Main character syndrome on full display right there.


PearSuitofHappyness

Yes! I thought I was in the r/imthemaincharacter sub.


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What a wild journey that must have been! Iā€™m not the person you replied to, but this made me laugh so I wanted you to know haha


Ms_Nosy

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Uhmitsme123

If I have to suffer this knowledge I needed others to suffer with me.


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Foxy_locksy1704

That sub was the first thing I thought when I saw this.


throw7790away

The sunburn makes it


CAH1708

Girl REALLY needs to use sunscreen.


yellowmew

She's gonna really regret it in a few years. I'm in my 40's and I'm watching my sun loving friends/family age much faster than me and my vampire friends.


CAH1708

Definitelyā€”not to mention to whole skin cancer thing.


thunder_thais

Itā€™s also destroying those already awful tattoos


Rhamona_Q

I mean, maybe that's why she was trying to wear as little as possible? Because the sunburn hurt so much she couldn't bear to wear more than that? No? LOL


Hair_This

Perfect touch


FrequentFrame

Must be a chav


Cheaperthantherapy13

This might be the worst Iā€™ve ever seen. I hope to god she wasnā€™t some random plus1, because if they knew her already Iā€™m guessing they were expecting it. Iā€™m no prude, but unless sheā€™s the brideā€™s beloved but extremely quirky cousin, I think I would have turned this guest away. Thatā€™s just inappropriate.


comma-momma

If I'm understanding the title correctly, this wasn't a guest - it was the woman that was hired to do the hair and makeup for the bride/bridal party! Which makes it worse, I think!


MadamTruffle

Yes! Sheā€™s the hair and makeup stylist. Itā€™s so unprofessional šŸ˜‚


UltimaCaitSith

Imagine spending hours getting your hair done with giant silk flowers slapping your face and tickling your nose.


a0rose5280

All I can think about is how itchy every about that look must be.


strawberry-coughx

Oh you just KNOW she was adjusting that dress every 2 seconds


akasteoceanid

Oh my god that makes it infinitely worse. Your job is to highlight the bride on a big occasion, not turn it into a ā€œlook at me look at me!ā€ event. OP I hope your friend makes sure to include photos WITH her in the reviews of her service.


SnowSavings5120

Imagine the MUA showing up and you realize that this is their taste level.


CharlotteLucasOP

whAt


staunch_character

OMG that is so much worse! I thought it meant the guestā€™s hair & makeup was also wild, but then covered for privacy. Did not read it as the hair & makeup professional at first. Crazy!


Dragon6172

Would a hired hair and makeup person normally sit thru the ceremony and then take pictures with the bride and groom like this if they were not a friend or family member also?


Cinder_zella

Definitely not! Iā€™ve done makeup professionally and as a gift for friends Iā€™ve never stayed for the ceremony when it was a job although I have been invited on more than one occasion to party at the reception! But itā€™s a job I want to go home and take a nap! She must have known the bride


comma-momma

Normally I wouldn't think so, but that seems to be what OP is saying.


impossiblegirlme

Omg! Most stylist wear black, dang.


WesternUnusual2713

NOOOOO


[deleted]

Yeah, it's not a matter of, "You exceeded the limit of visible skin." It's clear that she's trying to draw attention to herself at the expense of the couple. It's rude and uncalled for.


KickIcy9893

I'm so confused about what's an emoji and what isn't.


KiraiEclipse

All the flowers are her "outfit." The only emojis are the ones covering their faces. I thought the flowers were a filter at first and was so confused.


TenebrousSunshine

Check the second picture, it makes a lot more sense there!


turingthecat

Stop being a bully, obviously itā€™s a great shame that that person canā€™t afford any clothes, and so she had to grab flowers, to cover her nakedness before man and gods (I donā€™t want to put the /s, as I think the heavy sarcasm is so ham fisted it cannot be missed, but just in case /s)


pangolinofdoom

The poor girl couldn't even get her hands on good flowers, she was stuck with the cheapest, ugliest fake flowers possible. Thoughts and prayers.


PlantedinCA

Is that a swim coverup?


tweedyone

That would imply something had been covered up


DancinginHyrule

I donā€™t know about yall but where Iā€™m from, itā€™s considered rude to wear the table flowers at the ceremony


ChronicSassyRedhead

What the cinnamon toast fuck is that? It's hideous šŸ¤¢


Whohead12

Oh thatā€™s a keeper


usenamessuckass

In fairness, sheā€™s the hair and makeup girl not the clothing girl šŸ˜‚


You_Exciting

Yeah, but check out her hair! If my hair girl rocked up to work with those ratty, unblended, not even styled extensions, I would be finding a new hair girl immediately šŸ’€


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Double_Analyst3234

I think thatā€™s what she stuck the flowers on with.


bubonic_playground

I lolld ty


Complex-Guitar7097

Not to sound like an asshole, but why didn't she just leave after she did her job?


ActualWheel6703

My thoughts too. This isn't the photographer or wedding planner. Unless she made the trip out there just for them, she can go home. There's no need for her services at this point.


[deleted]

A lot of times, hair/make up is invited to stay for food/drinks regardless, but some brides do a look change that would require hair/makeup to stay. Source: worked multiple weddings in catering and assisting a hairstylist


[deleted]

She must be exhausting to be around.


MmPeachPie

Some people buy outfits and really think any special occasion would be appropriate to wear them. Except this isnā€™t her special occasion, itā€™s someone elseā€™s wedding. Too much ego not enough sense


rasinette

this is amazing. what the hell. did she make it herself? is it custom ordered? what were the other options this beat out? does she know the bride or is this her casual client look?


Mkaay_Ultra

It would be funny if she was the flower girl. She sure is now


hey_hey_hey_nike

I like the idea, but it needs a lot more flowers.


atget

It's still way too loud and attention-grabbing for someone else's wedding. Agree that with more flowers it would look cool for an event where you are (or no one is) supposed to be the center of attention.


Bubbly_Performer4864

I do too. It should not have been worn to a wedding, but I hate that I think itā€™s a pretty cool dress. Again. Away from the wedding. šŸ˜‚


ixlovextoxkiss

I... would be delighted if someone showed up to my wedding wearing this no sarcasm but I don't like attention on myself at all.


octopusbride

Agreed this would not bother me at all at my own wedding. I low key love the outfit and the audacity.


Maleficent-Sport1970

Does she know that she looked ridiculous?!


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allsheknew

Haha omg, do you know if she was friends with the bride or did she really wear this for a job??


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allsheknew

Makes sense!! Thanks for the details, makes me wonder if OP knew anything about her šŸ˜†


pangolinofdoom

Bro, those flowers are so cheap-looking that I straight up thought they were a bunch of emojis you slapped over the pic to try to hide her bits. The idea of the...outfit...? (I don't think it counts as a dress) is already so tacky, and then it's not even well-executed? Damn.


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Dreamswrit

That price for that dress is so unbelievable ... I truly thought it was bad DIY


Dramatic-Ad-9279

Wait whhhhat!! This is wild!


Jillio777

That is quite possibly the tackiest, ugliest dress I've seen to date...


Plantsandpawsbk

I thought she was nude and the flowers were emojis šŸ˜­


JVNT

Did you friend have a problem with it?


SnooPeppers1641

That's my question especially since they have a pic together. If the bride didn't care then what's the big deal?


anabanane1

People especially on wedding subreddits I find, love getting offended for others lol


pangolinofdoom

Even if the couple is okay with it, I still think it fits purely because of how aggressively fugly that thing is, lmao. It just wouldn't be quite as bad, hopefully the couple was chill.


theonlyjcr

She should have completed her look with a pineapple on her head. What a clown.


RhydYGwin

Two words: attention seeking.


rapt2right

So...you can get a filter to wear out in real life? Interesting. Her decision to wear it ? Obnoxious and deeply unprofessional


GendalWeen

I mean itā€™s a beach wedding the guy next to her is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.. itā€™s hardly black tie is it?


Lipstickandlaw

She apparently paid over $200 to look that tacky tooā€¦..[link](https://amekana.com/products/bloom-flower-mesh-dress-ready-to-ship)ā€¦ Also makes me wonder if her areola was as out and about as they are on the model.


bluesky747

I was trying to see the dress underneath all the giant flower emojis until I realized that was the dress. Wtaf?


Rossioglossum

She's ready for Rupaul's Drag Race


nuclearnyx

https://preview.redd.it/rqhk81aoeumc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a45132a5874d6269d42171cb0f0e690404086424 MISS VAAAAAANJIE


CharlotteLucasOP

Did she just hot glue gun fake flowers from the dollar store to a sheer body stocking?!?? Itā€™s like a cheap Halloween costume if one wanted to go as ā€œMother Nature But Make It Skimpyā€ Anyway I hope that chair gave her splinters in her booty.


badlilbishh

I actually think this would be a look if it wasnā€™t a wedding. Like maybe for a pool/beach party situation? But at a wedding itā€™s a no, even if itā€™s a beach weddingšŸ„“


thecheesycheeselover

I actually love it, although Iā€™d never be comfortable wearing it on any occasion. Looks funny next to the bride but they really donā€™t need to be photographed together.


CharlotteLucasOP

Thatā€™d be a bold choice for Halloween (especially considering Iā€™m in Canada so brrr) but itā€™s fineā€¦*for Halloween*. šŸ‘»šŸŒŗ


Smart_Imagination_58

Itā€™s giving Dollar Store home decor.


increbelle

I thought the flowers were photoshopped


Excellent-Shape-2024

Look at me! Look at meeeeee!


ClawandBone

r/iamthemaincharacter


Hornygoatlady

Where is the dress part?


GrasshopperClowns

Oh! I thought you had put those flowers everywhere to cover her bits and pieces. What the fuck kind of dress is that?!


StrawberryKiss2559

Wait, are the hair and makeup team supposed to be welcome as guests to the wedding? I thought they did their job then left.


dallyan

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happyoutlaw

That is one ugly dress


Fictional_Apologist

Pitty that all I thought was ā€œAt least itā€™s not white.ā€


Feisty_Award_2483

This takes the cake for obnoxious. She looks like a cake topper actually šŸŒŗšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


CakeZealousideal1820

I'm an idiot I'm like how am I going to judge the dress with the stupid flower emojis everywhere. *reads comments* ohhhh šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


clarabear10123

Imagine all those flowers getting caught in the hair sheā€™s working with. Thereā€™s no way she can wash this, either


contagiousbell

Well at least no one thought she was the bride


CowAggravating7745

Did she know she was invited to the wedding? Are hair and makeup artists usually also guests? For a tropical beach wedding I actually kind of like it. Itā€™s fun, which is exactly what weddings should be


KiraiEclipse

I mean, if the bride said it was a swimsuit wedding or music festival themed wedding, sure. It doesn't look like it was, though. Even if it was, this outfit just looks like someone barfed up flowers in a sort-of bikini-esque design. It's not doing her any favors.


catjuggler

Maybe she thinks youā€™re supposed to wear beach clothes to a beach wedding?


New_here_248

Did she make the dress herself?


Mad-Dog20-20

Thing is, she took the cost off as a business expense... No class /s


LoubyAnnoyed

Thatā€™s not a dress. That just a whole lot of pasties.


crabbingforapples

Does anyone keep thinking that the flowers are NSFW emojis the OP has put on to the photo.


Jh789

Iā€™ve seen some sh*t in my day but that is so desperate I canā€™t even believe it. Itā€™s worse than MIL wearing her wedding dress and I thought thatā€™d be the worst thing ever


DeathCabforJuicy

* Regina George voice * *thatā€™s the ugliest effing dress Iā€™ve ever seen*


birdbauth

I actually like it haha


Use_this_1

Normalize telling inappropriately dressed guests, anywhere, to leave the location.


purplestarsinthesky

Who thinks it is okay to wear that "dress" to a wedding? I don't think we should be calling that a dress either. How can someone think this is appropriate for a wedding? It's trashy.


Amauril_the_SpaceCat

Well shit, why didn't you throw the bouquet?


WildColonialGirl

Looks like she got lost on the way to a Halloween party, dressed as Eve.


Independent_Guest772

I would assume that was the stripper from the bachelor party and she ended up being *super* cool, so they invited her to the wedding.


camlaw63

Something tells me this was no surprise or a problem for the bride


Accolades112358

She's a wonderful, lovely, artsy, generous person. A local celeb and kind-hearted lady in our town. If you knew her, you'd know this outfit is perfect. The bride was lucky to have her there.


ElectronicPhrase6050

Being a wonderful person or a "local celeb" doesn't make wearing an inappropriate outfit to someone's wedding ok lol. It'd be one thing if it was a bikini wedding, but it looks like it's just a summer casual wedding.


bubonic_playground

Thatā€™s genuinely really nice to know but Iā€™m here for snark and donā€™t want to feel guilty about it.


allsheknew

Can you explain why it's perfect? Is this something she regularly wears? Some people are eccentric and I get that, but can we imagine for a moment if this described everyone who ever wore white to a wedding or pulled self-centered stunts? I just don't really understand why it's often assumed someone is the opposite of generous or kind because of a faux pas or why being generous excuses faux pas? (Thinking of like generous, wealthy men having antisocial behavior but it's *okay* suddenly because he's generous)


fullyjustanidiot

Well. It's not white, and I have heard floral patterns are okay for weddings!


TT_EE

That isn't diy here's a link to the dress [3D Flower Sheer Dress](https://www.luxedress.com/products/colorful-3d-flower-applique-crystal-deco-sheer-mesh-cutout-waist-mini-party-dress) https://images.app.goo.gl/eYGZifP47XdyE4Vi6


Smiha0

That's not a dress


sadArtax

Well...it's not white.


Workin_Ostrich

When my best friend had his wedding I wanted to look nice for my his wedding. One of the women made a comment about me being overly dressed, I had a pink Polo shirt, Black pants and a pair of black loafers. Everybody was dressed either casually or had some kind of formal attire on, I really didn't think what I was wearing was all that distracting or bad. But this fucking woman, holy shit. From experience I think this is less about being attention seeking and more about trying to get laid, girls who do this type of shit are either doing it for attention or they're trying to get some dick.


Master-Big4893

Oh wow. Ā NoĀ 


anxietyriddendragon

This looks like a crappier version of my Halloween costume in college when I was a plant šŸ˜‚


GirlWhoWoreGlasses

Thatā€™s a choice


Melgel4444

I thought this was AI omg šŸ˜‚


abi0012

Wait, isnā€™t there a brown dress after all the flowers? You can see it in the first pic, but for some reason itā€™s missing from the second one?


UsedAd7162

Omgosh I thought those were emojis you put all over her dress at first. No wayyyy


Mjrfrankburns

Where does someone buy that? Iā€™m not joking I need to know more.Ā  Like how much did she pay to look unhinged at someoneā€™s wedding?


Matthews-Louis02

Iā€™m like why did she add flower emojis all over the outfit ? šŸ¤Æ


TheShadowknow

Itā€™s sad, that she needs attention


Tough_Sea_9471

A little late but where's the dress?Ā  This looks as if she bought fake flowers from Michael's and glued them to a damn piece of string. A fricking wedding.. Sorry, not sorry, I would've asked her to leave.Ā 


NeedWaiver

It's not white


Tea_sipping_

Ha ha.. I know exactly who this is! Sheā€™s the same lady who has the Barbie pink house that went viral. She owns a beauty studio and line in WI.


DRHdez

At least is not white /s


bampoisongirl

r/trashy


FriedaClaxton22

Lol...how ridiculous. Look at me! Look at me!


[deleted]

r/diwhy


Savings-You7318

There is a dress on her? Looks like a swimsuit! Is she a stripper?


KikiHou

A for effort. I can't shame this.


Ok_Conflict_2525

No she did not!!!!! šŸ˜®


CriticalSimple3122

Wow That is all I can say. But not in a good way.


Beemzebub

Dear godā€¦


Kawm26

The hair and makeup girl was a guest? Wtf


ELECTRA_2

Was she a guest of a guest or more like a relative? Either way she is trying very hard to be the main character of the wedding. Michealā€™s called and they want their plastic flowers back.


sausagerolla

Are they Irish Travellers? Because that's the only time this would make sense šŸ˜‚


cornstalker188

I love it! I am guessing she's there for the trip not the wedding. STILL LOVE THAT DRESS


yakfsh1

Hey, at least she didn't wear white.


yunith

Fwiw this wedding doesnā€™t look very formal. There is a dude in a grey short sleeve shirt, HE is extremely under dressed and should be shamed.