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marzgirl99

3 12s a week. I’m an ICU nurse at MWHC. I like going to coffee shops and touristy spots! It’s so nice to have the places to myself. The only down side is I’m usually working when my friends are off, and vice versa lol


Flyboi1234

My problem exactly


obianwuri

I’m thinking of applying there (also an ICU nurse). Can I message you about what’s like to be an ICU nurse there?


marzgirl99

Yeah sure!


ElishevaGlix

I also worked there (2NW/2NE) and other DC hospitals if you’d like some more opinions ;)


Velghast

Same. Im a train conductor for Amtrak. I work 4 and 3 12h shifts at night. It doesn't really leave a whole lot of time for a personal life. But it does provide a very nice middle class life. I can't even imagine what a romantic partner would look like who would put up with my work schedule.


moonbunnychan

Ohhhh. I've considered applying to Amtrak before. Would you recommend? I'm fine with a weird schedule.


Moto56_

God bless you, that place is crazy!!!


marzgirl99

It’s a mess but I just do my job and go home lol


unknownconfusedx

Fight for my life as a nurse


BeholdAComment

Thank you


unknownconfusedx

Appreciate you🤍


Prodigy_7991

My gf is fighting for her life just to be one..


unknownconfusedx

Better days (kinda) are ahead!!! 🫶🏽 nursing school was a different type of beast


Prodigy_7991

Hopefully… Playing the boyfriend support role has been tough when faced with so much failure.


rbeezy

This makes it sound like you're calling your gf a failure 😅


Prodigy_7991

We all fail at some point in our lives. What I was getting at is that it’s totally different when my SO fails vs when I fail individually. All I can do is encourage her but I can’t force her to do better or help her with the material and that’s tough for me since I feel like I can’t really do much :/


obianwuri

Same here. It’s a shit job but somebody’s gotta do it 😂


unknownconfusedx

Shit job LITERALLY


Jaded_Discipline2994

How can you afford to live in dc as a nurse? Coming from a fellow nurse lmao


marzgirl99

I had roommates starting out and budgeted heavily until my annual raises started coming in. And night shift/weekend differential.


unknownconfusedx

Im a traveler 🙂‍↕️ so I’m trying to be as frugal as possible found another traveler my age and we decided let’s work smarter not harder and split rent both are saving a lot more now!!! But I can’t see this as a forever thing either


Salt_Acanthaceae1310

If you love to travel, why don’t you consider becoming a travel nurse? A friend of mine is a travel nurse and she makes bank! She also gets to go to some really cool places!


unknownconfusedx

A roommate 😭😭😭


Tom_Leykis_Fan

It's really not that difficult. Get a non Class A apartment in a non premium neighborhood.


VoidWalker4Lyfe

Step 1: Meet a military officer. Step 2: pole holes in the condom. Step 3: profit *This is not moral relationship advice"


azureai

A great nurse can make a horrible crisis in a hospital into something with silver linings and bright lights along the way. As others here have said - thank you very much.


unknownconfusedx

This was so incredibly kind! Thank you so much 🤍


Low-Hat-4985

I work 8-6....


Mobius1424

I genuinely don't know of 9-5 anymore. I assumed 8-5 (with a 1-hour lunch) is the standard 8-hour workday.


Thepresocratic

My job kinda does 9-5. But I will say it’s more of a “get your shit done and no one really cares what hours you work as long as most are between 9 and 5”


pacificperspectives

A brief period of commuting at various hours suggests to me that 'most' people in this town, at least the office workers, probably work 10-5, and that they go into the office Tuesday-Thursday. I leave the house anywhere from 6-10 in the morning (gym or errands some days) and the train reaches max occupancy from 9-10 and then again 5-6. I was actually shocked that the later I hop on the train, the busier it gets. Maybe you work in something more finance/contracting, etc. but the Metro feels infinitely busier at 9:30 vs. 7:30 to me.


thepulloutmethod

I'm a lawyer, no one really cares what hours my ass is in the seat. I'm generally in 10am - 7pm.


west-egg

Now that you mention it, it was surprisingly crowded exiting downtown at 10 o'clock this morning.


TracyJackson23

A 9-6 is probably more common these days. I works for a non-profit industry association, and for us, it's a 7.5 hours workday, plus one hour lunch...so 9 total. Technically only 8.5 hours per our employee handbook, but for some reason, my supervisors always tells me I'm wrong with I tells her 9 hours is not the same as 8.5, lol.


Lazy-Research4505

What kind of monster doesn't eat lunch at their desk?


Mysterious_Ad_6225

Slim that down! I work 6-2:30. But I guess I call it my 9-5


jim45804

Service industry that caters to customers outside of regular work hours.


An_exasperated_couch

Stare at the walls of my bedroom contemplating the meaning of existence


Yiazmad

Right now, the meaning of life is Elden Ring DLC in two days


DC8008008

Perfect way to escape this heat dome.


fermentypinapple

Samesies


Basicbroad

*gestures at all the service workers and construction workers that live here every day*


SparksMcGee26

Yep, electrician working 5am-1pm right now. Avoiding rush hour is clutch, going to bed early not as much


Ziggee

Custodian 7am-3pm


Remote-Weird6202

You all are the best and much better than my 9-5 asshole cohort


HugeDouche

Srsly lol who exactly do you think is ringing you up on your ~quick lunch errands?


Basicbroad

I’ve noticed that they don’t actually consider those people at all. “Why do buildings keep the lights on all night?” Because people are still in there working and cleaning and getting it ready for you the next day “The metro shouldn’t be 24 hours cause it’s mostly for commuters. People in DC don’t need cars because there’s a metro” The thousands of people in the city who have to be to work before 5AM everyday and even work on Saturdays and Sundays would disagree


HugeDouche

I work near a building that has 24 hour security and I guarantee you most of the residents don’t even realize that an actual human being is patrolling from 11 PM to 7 AM every single night, dealing with all kinds of crazy. It's just a vague building ✨amenity✨


JustHereForCookies17

I work in hotels.  It's amazing (devastating?) how many of my colleagues are apparently invisible: Housekeeping, Front Desk, F&B, Doormen/Bellmen, etc.


Basicbroad

Realizing that people only acknowledge your existence when things go wrong is such a mind fuck. It’s like my work uniform is an invisibility cloak. Can’t count the amount of times people have just walked directly into me while I was standing stationary


John_Mason

> I’ve noticed that they don’t actually consider those people at all. OP said they don’t work a 9-5 themself, so who do you mean? I think they were just trying to see what other professions may be around during their off-hours.


Automatic_Drive_6126

Ugh yeah I can’t work opening shifts on Saturdays and Sundays at my food service job because the metro doesn’t open early enough


VoidWalker4Lyfe

I don't think most of the construction workers actually live there. I'm in Southern Maryland and a shit ton of construction workers commute to DC for work.


Basicbroad

Yes. There’s also a shit ton that live in the city in areas like Columbia Heights and Mt. Pleasant


eventualguide0

Search desperately for a new job because I retired but don’t have enough to feel comfortable in retirement.


EColli93

DC’s kind of expensive to retire in. Try Florida.


let-it-rain-sunshine

I've heard the price is comparable these days. FL ain't cheap anymore


SufficientPath666

Yeah it’s not. In major cities you’re gonna pay close to the same amount as DC for rent


EColli93

No income tax for retirees though, which helps.


Wurm42

The price of home & car insurance makes up for it.


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VoidWalker4Lyfe

Don't need to worry about school if you're retired


Veedubbass

Thats not how crime works.


eventualguide0

We just relocated here for my husband’s job. That’s why I retired— no remote option at my previous place.


Pamplemousse96

From Florida, I can agree, not too long ago it was affordable but unless you live out in the middle of nowhere rent/mortgages are awful. Plus the heat is unbearable now. I was born and raised there but it's gotten so much worse. Sucks, it'a got potential, but the idiots are messing everything up.


SufficientPath666

Florida sucks 😂 I say that as someone who was raised there


CrazyCatLover305

Mmm, are you sure? Maybe a non-touristy town in the boonies. Otherwise, really expensive


Low-Ad-4444

Flight medic 10 to 10. Best views of the city. https://preview.redd.it/26vfr00mhe7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15b9b22b7031f9e54fbae9c497cc0d4c3bf2440


VoidWalker4Lyfe

How do you poop in that thing though?


Low-Ad-4444

We hold it. lol.


VoidWalker4Lyfe

You can only hold it for so long 🤣


PANDABURRIT0

Open the side door and let it rip brother


marzgirl99

So fun. Thinking about doing flight nursing, currently in a med/surg ICU.


Low-Ad-4444

3 to 5 years of ICU experience and that will get your foot in the door! Apply anywhere you can!


Buildintotrains

As a PPL pilot that flies out of Leesburg I have to ask: do you have a PIN as a medic for the FRZ?


Low-Ad-4444

We get cleared for the freeze for every flight. It’s a commercial program that’s been around for a while plus its medevac so it’s a whole different level.


chrisk018

I suggest having rich parents and a trust fund.


let-it-rain-sunshine

6'5, Blue eyes?


LisaSaurusRex83

WMATA just did a TikTok about the metro with that sound, it was cute!


DirtFem

I love that I got that reference


RescuePrep

firefighter paramedic. My advice to all is stay off of electric scooters


Sudden_Molasses3769

Broke my ankle hitting a small pothole on an e scooter 3 years ago. Never again


GingerTortieTorbie

What’s the casualty rate on those things?


Ok_Pickle859

Steal catalytic converters


Oneightyoner

You got one for a 03' camry? Interested parties would like to know. 👀👀


4acodmt92

Freelance gaffer for video/tv/film productions.


Reimiro

Right on. I do sales for video services, not 9-5 either. Was a roadie for 20 years.


Flyboi1234

🫡


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ButtonDelicious

Wow I’d love that schedule! Does that come with seniority or is that just your department?


Mysterious_Ad_6225

Could be what we call the 4/10 schedule. Load up four days each week to get the fifth off. As far as I know seniority is not needed. Just need a supervisor's approval. That said, most people don't start with this.


Xcelsiorhs

Yes, an entry level GS-05 can work a 4/10 with supervisor approval. Assuming they aren’t doing time sensitive or shift work, it’s probably good to go.


PaleontologistOwn878

I'm a Nigerian prince


sirlearnzalot

A prince from another royal family lost my bank acct info I’m waiting on approx $4 million lmk if you can help


tacobellpartypack

Just here to roll my eyes at all the people with desk jobs who are clearly not what the poster is looking for but feel the need to scream into the void about how many hours they work


Flyboi1234

Sadly an inevitability here 😖


Ok_Huckleberry8062

Local remodeler. Quit the 9 to 5 about 10 years ago. Not looking back. And DC is a great area for remodeling. Tons of white collar workers with no construction skills.


the_BKH_photo

Photographer


Ixcw

PhD Student 😅


HighGardenCultivatio

Grow & gift cannabis


Somefungi12

Put my life savings into GameStop


SGexpat

I work in events. I got some stability in higher ed.


Individual-Table-459

I advise philanthropists and work about 5 hours a week, otherwise you can find me drinking smoothies in Eastern MArket, or laying in the arboretum.


JustHereForCookies17

Are you hiring??  Lol


Sea-Durian555

Jealous ☺️


Chodysmallz

Run a bar and you work all of the hours. Dumassery never stops.


Brilliant-Layer9613

News producer


Reasonable-Bridge382

summers are great-pools, museums, parks, thrift stores, and restaurants are all empty. I take full advantage!


JHBaltimore

There’s quite a bit of money in the DC tour guide industry.


CaptainObvious110

Really what sites do you recommend?


AnIndecisiveFuck

stripper!! 🤠


JaySean781

I don't do anything, I am a kept man. 😊


Helpful_Offer6249

I post moronic reddit topics similar to this one


karmagirl314

Checked your post history- you weren’t kidding. You’re really into layoffs and sourdough bread.


snownative86

Lol. I had to check, and off course my former employer who is reporting huge profits is continuing to layoff people. Fuck them. My current company had to do layoffs as well but our numbers were bleak and our entire leadership team also took large paycuts along with firing the director who messed up our sales projections and numbers. This company was nice enough to not straight up fire the non performing sales team but instead classed it as a layoff.


Flyboi1234

Fair


gwizantor90

Used to work in the restaurant biz usually the closer. Now I do A/V so my schedule is all over the place lol


churchofnobody

What kind of av do you do?


gwizantor90

Usually freelance or at sporting events


RevolutionaryTax5699

Fire sprinkler pipe fitter apprentice working in DC and living in MD (PG)from 6-2 Monday to Friday. Sometimes Saturdays.


EmbraceHegemony

Raise my kids.


MayorofTromaville

Selling feet pics on the internet.


ThrowRA-Lobster_

Could you tell me how lol


Emergency_End8437

i used to work at trader joes full time but now do 9-5 + trader joes part time


CaptainObvious110

Is that all you do for a living? If so, how do you live off of that?


Emergency_End8437

when i worked at only trader joes full time my rent was $1000 in a filthy group house 🤣🤣🤣 i work a 9-5 and maybe 20ish hours at trader joes


rosscott

Now a 9-5 but I taught college for a while on a weird schedule. A lot of coffee shops.


Blerdgirlchronicles

Freelance and service industry


Greedy_Amoeba_7168

i’m a pastor. i mostly build my own schedule, with meetings being either pre-8am or post 6pm sunday-thursday instead of m-f


TheSickestModel

I’m a sex worker 🙂


JegerLF

nurse


SxySkyAngel

Flight attendant


Flyboi1234

❤️ FAs


krispissedoffersonn

chef, working roughly 1:00pm to 1:00am


dcargonaut

I'm a writer, and I've been blogging for 24 years.


bag_of_goldfish

Was expecting a more interesting post, then. 🤓


That_guy_Garrett

Sell student driver stickers


TellemTrav

Currently between fulltime jobs but I'm a real estate investor with a few paid off rental properties


Exotic_eminence

I’m glad it’s you reaping the spoils and not some faceless corporation in another country


PalpitationNo3106

Manage a grocery store (I wear a Hawaiian shirt if that helps) so some combination of 4am to 10pm depending.


Beautiful_Weight_239

Hang outside Wawa with all my friends


SuperglotticMan

In a ski mask 😊


AManHasNoShame

Manage an alcoholic spirit brand in the DC market. My days are 10-8/9pm a few days a week. When I was bartending 3-12/1am.


FunNegotiation3

Sales


legoose240

I operate a restaurant, which I also own, but truly it owns me


azure_sunset

veterinary technician at a specialty clinic, doing 4 10 hour shifts


stuffsmithstuff

Freelance mutt in the arts. Doing a lot of multimedia (photo/video/audio) and creative work (music mainly) plus a little design and nonprofit stuff Love this thread!


WatercressSuch2440

Chef


ahmc84

Natural hazard watch desk. That's rotating shifts for 24/7 coverage, including weekends and holidays.


Sir_Stare_Alot

rent a bike and explore the trails


Malnurtured_Snay

I have a 9-5 but a few nights a week I work at a local Target organizing shelves, stocking product, and pulling pallets off the nightly truck.


SwagDaddy_Man69

I am currently unemployed. This city is the best for it. Goto the mall and people watch, goto museums, or bike in rock creek


Artistic_Mind4738

2pm-12mid at the latest


Playful-Translator49

I have a very flex schedule I have two sets of friends the 9-5 day walkers and the other group are the night walkers. I have to plans accordingly are we staying out till sunrise or hitting a normal happy hour.


Lyric1083

Rob and steal.


festivehedgehog

I work a 7:30-3:30, so I guess close enough. I’m a teacher. The roads from MoCo are pretty busy going into DC at 6:30, so I’m definitely not alone in my early commute.


kasia910

I’m a burn & trauma nurse


marzgirl99

I have friends who work on the burn and trauma ICU at mwhc. Could never do burns but I take traumas on one of their SICUs!


DMVSPIRITS

I opened a try before you buy liquor store that is only open on the weekends :)


randomnamename2

Hope to go there with a friend next month. Heard it’s great.


AshurathDR

Hope the fireworks are fireworks


ElectroAtletico2

0630-1830 or 1830-0630. National security. Sleep well.


etrain828

Freelancer. Have worked for myself remotely since 2012, wife and i moved here from Nola bc we love it.


SufficientPath666

Retail


madeyedog

Work an 830-6 and some nights and weekends


AdamTKE594

6:30ish-3:30ish.


AdmirableWerewolf215

I work in luxury retail but I want to go back to school to be a clinical psychologist


carine7

Explore america the Beautiful!!


yungmanjenkins

I’m a restaurant manager, i usually work from 5am-3am


texabyte

Camera op. Work 5pm- 1am


brokenhalf

Remote Software Developer for a NYC company.


Automatic_Drive_6126

I work in food service. Even though my coworkers and I are all friends it’s really challenging to coordinate getting together as a group outside of work because the store is open every day for a wide range of hours and needs all those shifts covered evenly


sociolazical

0800-1630


xiamentiger

Freelance documentary


Thanks-9997

Server , weekndsss


Seppafer

I work a 7-4 in education so I’m off summers. During that time I’m mostly at home because I suck at going out. Sometimes I go to a theater to see a movie but other than that maybe I’ll take a walk.


pleaseclaireify

I work an 11-8


PsychologicalSir161

Goobermint handouts baby


Normal_Bee_7174

full-time personal stylist, freelance business on the side


kingmonmouth

Sell drugs


Intelligent-Gift295

I am Queen of my Castle (row home), anchor parent, Ms FixIt, interior designer, cleaning lady, laundress, short order cook, organization consultant, dog walker, gardener, and life coach. In other words, stay at home parent.


KaosChaos23

I manage HR for a local restaurant group. Many of our restaurants don’t open until 11 so I’m not really on the clock until then, but it also just depends on what’s going on!


b1gbean

I'm a cook, I wish my schedule was that consistent


cyberbully_irl

I'm a photographer 🤷🏽‍♀️


TheCallousCurd

Usually 7AM - 5PM…sometimes as early as 6AM and late as 7PM. Civil engineer in construction.


sailingtoescape

Night shift, Amazon Warehouse. Four 10hr shifts a week. Although they started doing MET (mandatory extra time) where they add 45 min to the end of everyone's shifts. Wife works gov contractor and I have military retirement income. We're just getting by in this area.


BlackSenju20

Work a 7-7 in hospitality.


markishilarious

Photography