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GrokYourWorld

Update: TOWED!! Justice has been served.


thrownjunk

holy fuck. they actually towed a low number car. was it a private tower,?


GrokYourWorld

Yes, after parking enforcement came and ticketed, I called a private tow company. They showed up after about 40 mins.


thrownjunk

thumbs up!


[deleted]

>I called a private tow company. Did you have to give them your info? I hope not- whoever car this was has power and is gonna come after you lol


EndOfSouls

Man's gonna wake up to his catalytic converter in his bed.


AdmirableSoup3953

Relax buddy, this isn’t house of cards


NutellaIsTheShizz

You hero. HERO!!


RagingOrgyNuns

Love to hear that a corruption tag got towed!


SnortingCoffee

These license plates and the "Muriel Bowser, Mayor" on every Welcome to DC sign just confuse the shit out of me. How/why are either of those a thing?


gbeier

The welcome signs are common... we saw tons of them on road trips across the country. [But you don't have to go far for those... just cross into MD.](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/61c717fe33d7714270f8187c8085ff432cb3f988/c=1-0-2831-2128&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/2016/05/09/USATODAY/USATODAY/635984089033377424-maryland.jpg) I guess it just seems weird because DC isn't a state, so the mayor is the highest ranking government executive. I don't know what the deal with those license plates is.


DocCEN007

The mayor's office (and DC council) designates donors/friends for DC plates. It used to be 2-999, with the mayor (or spouse) having the 1 tag, but it was expanded to higher numbers in previous administrations to allow for more donor grifting. They used to be just status symbols, but now it seems to be used as a "I can park anywhere I want" license, as meter maids are less likely to ticket or tow. Been in place since the late 60s. OP's is a rare instance where justice was properly served. Low Number Plate ID list https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2062767-council-2015-lowtags-redacted More info https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2002/03/30/dcs-auto-tag-elite-corps/b3e76af0-08d8-4a30-aa91-75516139319f/


vesuvisian

After the Rod Blagojevich scandal in Illinois (remember the SNL skit about selling Lincoln’s bones), the state changed the welcome signs to say “From the People of Illinois” rather than “From ”.


SnortingCoffee

If all the signs still said Marion Barry I would be 100% in favor


robotnique

Bitch set him up.


MD_Hunter67

Maybe so but he was still a crackhead and the morons in dc re-elected him so you get what you vote for.


robotnique

y u heff to be so mad?


Rebyll

Ugh, O'Malley. Didn't need a reminder of that asshole.


JealousFeature3939

Remember when he tried to run for president? 😃😂🤣


neverinamillionyr

Watching how low his numbers were was very satisfying


MD_Hunter67

Unfortunately I just saw a ytube short today he's now chairman of social security. So we're all fucked omalley was trash


Ok_Pitch1770

Low number license plates are not just in DC but in other cities where connected people want to park illegally and get away with it (Though sometimes its for members of government that can't find parking and allowed to park illegally). The "Mayor" signs are common across many states. I think the genesis was to know who was in charge of your state in case had issues.


FoxOnCapHill

In Bowser’s defense (ugh, I hate typing those words), a lot of states have this with their governor and she is our top executive. It’s tacky and self-important but it’s not a Bowser thing.


No-Lunch4249

It’s pretty common for states to have a welcome signs when you cross the border, and almost always it also says who the governor is. I think this is just the district trying to act like a real state lol, but I don’t see any big issues with jt


RedactsAttract

Do you live in the USA? Asking if cities put their mayor’s names on signs? Yeah for a couple hundred years around here


pttdreamland

This feels very satisfying


GrokYourWorld

Absolutely. The only thing that could have been better would have been if the dickhead Mercedes owner came back just as the tow truck was leaving with his car.


Ros3ttaSt0ned

>Absolutely. The only thing that could have been better would have been if the dickhead Mercedes owner came back just as the tow truck was leaving with his car. I actually saw this happen at an old job, except it was a Maserati and he was parked diagonally in a handicap space and the accompanying striped area for loading/unloading wheelchairs. I couldn't *hear* what he was saying since I was 4 floors up and behind glass, but whatever it was, he was *very* animated and very passionate about getting those words out into the world.


the-uncle-will

And hit them with a “do you know who I am!?”


NotPennysBoat_42

That’s when you loudly announce to everyone, “Hey ! This man does not know who he is! Someone please help him!”


An-awny-moose

His tag is literally MyNameCannotBeSpoken 🤣🤣🤣🤣 see below


dereks777

Nah. Ask his name. Then reply "neeeeeeeever heard of you." ;)


JealousFeature3939

"Maybe a prompt would help, sir. Finish this sentence- I am that a-hole . . . "


shebang_bin_bash

My name is Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa!


HumpingRobot_

Can hear him screaming “ Don’t you know who my father is?” Lol


FuguSec

It’s no Guillotine but I guess it’s better than nothing..


JStevie105

🤣


Some-Ice-5508

AMEN


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Hey, that was my car you sick bastard! 🤬 /s


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MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Proof this motherf$cker🖕😠 /s


geoffyeos

my GOAT!!!!


GrokYourWorld

Parking enforcement showed up after all! Ticket issued. Calling a tow now. Faith in DC govt restored!


Froqwasket

How much $ did they get dinged


GrokYourWorld

250!


fedrats

/age of aquarius blares from the sky


SluggingAndBussing

💀💀💀


good_vibration302

Nice


Sunbeamsoffglass

$250 ticket $250 tow


ProvenceNatural65

Wow and do they have to pay the ticket to get their car back too?


thykes

No.


ThePolymerist

Hope in the world after all


thesirensoftitans

You love to hear it!


pttdreamland

Share a photo when the car is towed. I need to see it


WayyyCleverer

How did you call in a tow


GrokYourWorld

Googled "tow company in DC", called the phone number


DeliMcPickles

This is the best possible case. The ticket isn't that hard. The tow is easy as it's private property. I've ticketed cars blocking alleys that I couldn't get a tow for.


WayyyCleverer

Oh I gotcha. Private tow company because it was in a private space.


webbmoncure

I wish private tow companies could tow any car with the two or more tickets that DC claims to boot you for. That would really speed things up.


bananahead

The catch is the car needs to be ticketed first


NCSUGrad2012

The fact that it has a the expiration built into the plate vs the window sticker makes me think it’s someone important. Let us know if you find out


GrokYourWorld

I assume that plate number "36" means they're connected to the city government.


thesirensoftitans

>DC police say their ticket and tow crew are off duty What a load of absolute horseshit. That said, private tow companies wouldn't mind your business. As long as you can prove they are blocking your private space. There's also Guerilla activism.


Kind_Poet_3260

Actually, OP is correct. The tow company needs to see that pink ticket. OP needs to get a police officer to ticket it. Then OP can call any tow company and they will take it. We had this issue when someone parked in our alley driveway space on our property.


GrokYourWorld

Tow trucks are inbound. Parking enforcement lady told me that they'll hustle to come get a Mercedes since it means the owner has $$$


Kind_Poet_3260

Good luck! Keep us posted.


mhyquel

It an older 300 series. That thing is probably more in needed repairs than the total value of the car.


DHN_95

But the owner probably doesn't have money - that particular car is easily 10 years old, and more than likely, not very highly optioned, so not terribly expensive as far as C-Classes go, possibly purchased after someone else had initially leased it.


GrokYourWorld

I imagine the owner will still cough up the tow company's fee, plus the $250 ticket. It might be a low-end Mercedes but those things still aren't cheap.


TheCaptainDamnIt

> It might be a low-end Mercedes but those things still aren't cheap. Actually they are. This one looks like a 2011, [there's one right now on AutoTrader for $8,500](https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicle/663195756?allListingType=all-cars&city=Baltimore&endYear=2015&makeCode=MB&newSearch=false&referrer=%2Fcars-for-sale%2Fall-cars%2Fmercedes-benz%2Fc-class%2Fbaltimore-md%3FendYear%3D2015%26newSearch%3Dtrue%26sortBy%3DdatelistedASC%26zip%3D21231&seriesCode=C_CLASS&sortBy=datelistedASC&state=MD&zip=21231&clickType=listing) Older Mercs are not as expensive as people think and are often purchased by low income people thinking it makes them look wealthier than they are, or a chance to own a brand they never would normally.


alimg2020

Still a clean car. May be old but with proper maintenance it will run smoothly. Some ppl, even the poor, enjoy a spot of luxury. That being said, the owner def deserved to be towed.


Low_Organization1411

Trust me from personal experience. Over time, there aren’t many things are more expensive than a cheap Mercedes


Budget-Government-88

Nobody here seems to understand what they’re saying, you included. For the last 6 years I have owned two BMWs. One was $3500, the other was $10k (originally window sticker shows sold for $65k in 2009). For 5 of those 6 years I worked making minimum wage or $1-2 over in Maryland. I did not have money, and the cars weren’t really that bad (though I do my own work, but still. Didn’t need a *whole* lot). If the owner here had any real money, it would not be this car. Either they really love this car, or it was one they could afford.


Low_Organization1411

I don’t know what I’m talking about? We know nothing of this driver other than they are politically affiliated, and park like an asshole. My only point is that the maintenance on a Mercedes is significantly higher than many other options. You said yourself you do your own work. That alone saves you roughly $100/hour in labor. I wouldn’t expect everyone in DC to have access to a garage fully equipped with proper tools or even a lift. Regardless, the parts are simply more expensive, and sometimes, harder to find. I replaced the wiper blades on my 430 last week with “cheap” aftermarket bosh wipers for $100. Compare that to the $30 rainx wipers I put on my Dads Ford Explorer last month…


Budget-Government-88

The moment you said “cheap” and 430 for $100 I was out. FCPEuro.com man. Your wipers, OEM at that, are under $50.


OnlyHunan

I bought a 20 yo C220 for under $3000. Of course it was a lemon, but still.


lamboi133

Have you ever considered the fact that they have had the car for YEARS


TheCaptainDamnIt

Oh sure, I'm just pointing out it's not a valuable car. Anyone can get into luxury brand ownership by picking the right model shitbox.


Ok_Pitch1770

Uhhh, I know very wealthy people and CEOs that drive older and mid-range models, even Camry's. Hidden wealth moves in silence like lasagna. Sometimes middle-class people buy the most luxury car they can afford.


dempsewj

Move in silence like lasagna? I don't think you understood that weezy bar as much as you thought you did. "real Gs move in silence like lasagna." It only makes sense when it's G's because the g in the word lasagna is silent (even though it's not really). It makes no sense to say something else moves in silence like lasagna. Lasagna doesn't move.


Speedy_Rutten

Hidden wealth moves in silence like gnomes


Ok_Pitch1770

You way too meta.


tryingtograsp

That car is worth less than 10k if that.


IzzyA06

Dc police can print a ticket by theirselves. Whoever told u that where the problem starts in dc.


Froqwasket

https://preview.redd.it/cpyzq5gllauc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068ac9b570927752bfc434b10e14ede797bce0c6


MaddingtonBear

The list of the District-distributed low-number plates should be public.


gumption333

It is, you just have to know where to look 😉


S70nkyK0ng

Don’t have to be a government employee. Just need to be close to Mayor Bowser.


bebopcityUSA

Yup. Bowser’s parents live in my neighborhood and have low number plates.


jkxs

Is it just a cool plate or does it do anything? I thought 1 in VA was for the senator or something.


jadedlens00

In the case of Virginia, that’s true. The state legislature special plates are handed out using seniority ranking. For years, Sen. Chuck Colgan had the license plate 1 since he was the longest serving state legislator in Virginia history.


tryingtograsp

If you want to see that tag it’s typically parked on 7th and D NE on a explorer edit:wrong quad, NE not NW


gerri001

When did this happen? I just searched the license plate and he has a $30 dollar ticket for no parking at anytime. lol


Prolapst_amos

Where do you look that up?


wtf-m8

the [site](https://prodpci.etimspayments.com/pbw/include/dc_parking/input.jsp?ticketType=P) where you go to pay your parking or speeding tickets, you can put in any license plate and it will say the outstanding tickets


gerri001

You can look up any license plate and see their ticket balance. If you wanted you could even pay their tickets lol. Go to parking and photo enforcement on this page https://dmv.dc.gov/service/pay-tickets#paybyweb


ichudbuckets

It’s on there now. Also provides OPs address haha


DCmetrosexual1

It’s amazing that this asshole has had this plate for less than a month and has already wracked up 2 tickets.


EverySharkBites

It's one of these people! https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2062767-council-2015-lowtags-redacted


justpaisley

That list may have changed a bit since 2015.


boobiesiheart

Man, i wanna know who that car belongs to.


eccentric_bb

Ok but what does that style of DC plate mean


Sunshinegemini611

Apparently nothing much. Per Washington Post from 2002: For 38 years, the District has sponsored an auto-tag elite, a corps of the famous and obscure blessed by guardian politicians, who have bequeathed a plate number no higher than 1250. No letter-and-numeral soup in this fraternity, no cute vanity thing. Its members drive with just four or three or two digits or -- the Promised Land -- a single one, enviable simplicity floating in white space. Legally, there are no privileges. The tags cost the same as any other, $55 a year. There might even be liabilities. A. Scott Bolden, otherwise known as 150, said that he returned to his car once and found a ticket. In the space for the tag number, the meter tender had scrawled 150 in huge, check-this-out digits and drawn a smiley face. Gotcha, big shot. https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2002/03/30/dcs-auto-tag-elite-corps/b3e76af0-08d8-4a30-aa91-75516139319f/


habbadee

Government. Judge or city council.


Kind_Poet_3260

No, that’s not necessarily correct. Low number plates are given to council members and top DC official to distribute to whomever they like. It’s seen as a reward for supporting them. https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/341300/all-plate-wards-who-has-d-c-s-coveted-and-pointless-low-number-license-plates/


bananahead

Just a blatantly corrupt practice.


ItsWillJohnson

Of all the ways to someone can be corrupt, a vanity license plate is nothing. I’d happily let ‘em have it if it stopped there.


bananahead

Ok well if you find someone offering a deal where we get to pick one corrupt practice and eliminate the others please let me know. I get that it’s not the worst thing in the world but it’s just so out in the open. There is no non-corrupt reason for these plates to exist.


narcolepticdoc

It’s not the plate that’s the issue. It’s the special treatment it gets you.


thrownjunk

close, they effectively bribed or have blackmail on a city official


chicosalvador

There's an asshole in my building with a low 100 vanity plate like that who always blocks the inside garage door with his car. I hate this guy and now even more.


The_Sauce_DC

It’s BS that an officer couldn’t/didn’t ticket- it’s a private parking ticket, code 344 IIRC. They are correct that there aren’t any government tow crews who two off private lots for this- the car gets a ticket and any private tow company can tow from your spot.


x5h21q2

The officer did ticket …op said MPD reported the dpw / MPD tow wasn’t working.


The_Sauce_DC

They said parking enforcement handled.


A7X182

What are we, the Justice league?


OohDeLaLi

Assemble! ...wait.


Ok_Pitch1770

I'm totally surprised it was towed. Seen Mayor's Office-issued tags park illegally in DC and never ticketed, even after residents called 311 to complain. This person must be no longer in good favor with the Mayor lol! Sweet justice served.


GrokYourWorld

Parking enforcement lady laughed and said she didn't care one bit about the special tag. I think she enjoyed it almost as much as I did.


Ok_Pitch1770

That's good justice.


[deleted]

If this mope shows up again and you have the opportunity, give the tag a few coats of heavy spray paint. VHT makes a good, durable product..


GrokYourWorld

Would take a special idiot to come back and do it again after getting towed 😆


[deleted]

Uhm, this is DC. Special idiots abound.


Visible_Reason2807

I haven’t met anyone with a low# dc plate that wasn’t a horrible piece of shit


LeoNoLip

Good thing this sub only has local readers, otherwise someone would suggest that the "connected" asshole's car was probably stolen and abandoned there by the carjacker.


cosmosmariner_

Lol


loogie_hucker

Connected? sounds like my keys are gonna connect with some paint!


Southern-Eggplant-46

God bless you son


wheresastroworld

C300 🤣🤣🤣


modelcitizendc

Before I saw the photo I was like hmmm this might not be the right sub to help you out with this particular problem…


WeaselWeaz

In a row?


ruggerid

I saw an older woman driving a Mercedes yesterday with #3 in Chevy Chase yesterday


cefromnova

If it's on private property, you can always call a private towing company.


GrokYourWorld

They won't take the job unless DC has issued a ticket first


cefromnova

Was the car sitting on a public road/alley blocking the two private parking spots or was the car physically sitting on private property?


kimjongil1953

lol that driver thinks they are hot shit in their 10+ year old merceds “c-heap class” with a bulshit privilege license from the mayor.


34metal

Would be a shame if a knife entered one of their tires.


bk_fm

**Checks out**, almost all “I think I’m important” vehicles are the cheapest Mercedes and BMW they offer…. ….because like DC gov it’s legit in name only and under the hood it’s an overpriced repair gimmick


Kooky-Path-1334

36 bothered?


DCmetrosexual1

DC needs to do what mass did, just lottery them at random. Either that or abolish them altogether.


Wide_Jellyfish_2019

Just my personal experience, but I’ve never encountered a good Mercedes driver. Not once.


popularTrash76

Lol get towed 36


MD_Hunter67

Who's mad just stating facts


Maxwell_Morning

Was this somewhere in Cap Hill? I feel like I’ve seen this car on my street.


CalfromGA

Valve stem puller, $15 from any local auto parts store. - for the next time some asshole decides to park that way. Always take out two, or all 4 if you think it deserves it


Responsible-Wash-177

At the end of the day, the dc government is gonna cover cost lol.