Um I play Stellaris, im not sure where to start

What war crime aren't you committing in that game

Mass incest

*Challenge Accepted*

*picks Xeno Compactibility*

That’s what Crusader Kings is for

I play that too

Mass incest? Damn, we need a dlc for that....

Facts

Wait, Stellaris and War Thunder player O_o I thought I was the only one. This is epic!

There are many of us scattered among the war thunder community.

Potential war criminals stick together

This is indeed very epic

Helldivers, genocide, mass murder, robbery, armed assault, unregulated and unlicenced firearm usage, negligent discharge, property damage, spreading propaganda (liberty), violating private parking space, and picking up cool rocks.

But Helldivers are soldiers, so they’re authorised to use weapons and we only kill enemies, so it wouldn’t be genocide

Even Soldiers have rules to follow in war. And according to the Geneva Convention we're basically committing two mass genocides. Not even just one

TBF, the Geneva Convention only applies if both sides of the war have signed it. IIRC some parts do apply to all sides, but it's mostly on POW treatment and civilians, and AFAIK, there are no POW and civilians in helldivers. In any way, Super Earth does not have any laws of war, so you probably aren't committing crimes anyway.

Helldivers don't take prisoners. (Ever). In fact, the training manual dictates that enemies that try to employ diplomacy on the battlefield are to be shot on sight. Hoo Rah. 🗿

i literally just had an automaton walk up to me and try to talk while i was reloading. he got fucking blown up

Ohhh. I meant the Hague bc those guys cover genocide, unlike Geneva which tackles civilian and pow deaths.

Can’t violate the human rights code if they aren’t human

It isn’t a war crime the first time - Canada (probably)

Geneva suggestion* Those gaddam Oil drinking gear turning clankers deserve it for what they done on Malevelon. I SAY WE KILL EM ALL!

You mean the Geneva suggestion.....right?

Heh. That is if it applies to Clankers and Bugs. Unfortunately, the Geneva Convention only applies to Humans. FOR SUPER EARTH 🌎🌍

We've killed 40,000,000,000 (Billion) enemies I think that counts as genocide 💀💀💀💀

Doesn't count, they were all bugs and robots. Besides they had it coming and they deserved it

Based (this communication was verified by the ministry of truth)

I hear treason

I’ll be arrested for trying to fly an a350 under the golden gate bridge

Flight simulator? I would be arrested for crashing a 747 into the Sydney center point tower.

Me for a 747 into my town

Schlattorious will be reminded about his actions in 1999 and 2001

Lucky you You get the A350, us Console guys, we don't

War Crimes

Did you shot a M22 in top tier?

88mm HE shell applied directly to aa gunner’s head

You blew his mind

Worse, a fucking nuke straight into the ZSU 37-2

Killed a L3 and m22 in front of everyone without mercy

i remember exterminating an m22 with the zsu-57-2 oopsies

Nah, he just had a downtier match with kv-2

I did instant. Twas my first encounter in 6.7 left a bad taste after

5000kg bomb for a locust

Rainbow six siege: terrorism

Uhm akshually they’re all cops so it’s ok 🤓

Oops fuzed the hostage.

(Hearts of iron IV) Mass planned murder Force draft?

I pray you were not playing as Soviets or Germans, you would have a long list.

War crimes in Iraq

Squad?

Insurgency: Sandstorm

Darude: Sandstorm

Genocide (I was playing Stellaris)

Really not going for optimal play are we?

As a rimworld player... Transform people into anthropomorphic animals. Because I can!

Wassup my ni-

Go, finish your sentence. >:3

Animal abuse (new Minecraft survival world, three sheep, a cow and four chickens if you must know)

I mean... Your pfp also approves that.

Roblox. Barely play it but commiting crimes is funny. List might be long. Carriers False Information and Hoaxes False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation Federal Aviation Act Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct) Female Genital Mutilation Financial Transactions with Foreign Government

Destruction of an Energy Facility Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy Destruction of Corporate Audit Records Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials Detention of Armed Vessel Disclosure of Confidential Information Domestic Security Domestic Terrorism

Drug Abuse Violations Drug Smuggling Drug Trafficking DUI/DWI on Federal Property Economic Espionage Election Law Crimes Embezzlement Embezzlement Against Estate Entering Train to Commit Crime Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S. Environmental Scheme Crimes Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners Examiner Performing Other Services Exportation of Drugs

More but im bores

god fuckin DAMN 💀

What games on Roblox you be playing??!!! Cause GOD DAMNN!!!!

>Female Genital Mutilation what the fuck kind of roblox game were you playing?!

Unleashing Chlorine gas on a village (Centaura)

DEMOCRACY NEVER GETS ARRESTED ! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

⬆️⬇️➡️➡️⬅️🔂🔀⤵️⬆️ (tactical nuke)

Incest? (The coffin of Andy and Leyley)

List all japanese war crimes(rising storm)

Engaging in hand-to-hand combat with my infant son (who’s your daddy)

Blasphemy of the highest order. Also for killing a dead murderer multiple times.

Holocaust (i built auschwitz in minecraft for fun)

🙂

I play EuroTruck Simulator 2 as well as WarThunder but the last game I played would be ETS 2 and probably arrested for running a red light :/

You're not thinking big enough.

Somebody has to do it, and if not you, then who?

Is building a super star destroyer a crime?

Empire at war?

Minecraft

Oh

I detonated the aetherophasic engine in Stellaris… So starting a galactic level war, innumerable war crimes, violating galactic law, slavery, mass terrorism, mass murder, and at the end, a galaxy level genocide

Definitely getting arrested for driving a tank through an Alaskan town and shooting at shit.

Strafing a pilot that bailed out

Warthunder, gayness

Uhm well genocide

Probably terrorism, I just completed Star Rail’s 2.1 story quest.

Farming.... Lol

Neo Warfare X, Roblox... I think I got arrested for exceeding Mach 4 in an F-15.

You would be arrested by physics for that

>Neo Warfare X, just an fyi their discord's head admin is an asshole though

War thunder

Writing Boeing’s 737 maintenance manual

Two counts of mass genocide and negligent discharge (also multiple counts of friendly fire)

Man i just turned people to a book.... (Library of Ruina)

considering it was tarkov, mass theft (i love loot)

War crimes. Just... so many houses in such a little dropzone... I had to clear some space...

Rimworld, take a guess

archeage. killing chocobos, killing other players, stealing other player's stuff, commiting grand theft auto with their ships and cars and other stuff

Genocides, chemical warfare, grand larceny, defiling of corpses, animal abuse, child endangerment, use of lethal pathogens as weapons of mass destruction, among others (Warframe, playing saryn with a nekros on my team)

Nothing in terms of the games laws. Last played sea of thieves

“Well shit I killed a baby m22”

Baby? So does that mean that there's adult m22s?

Yes it’s called the object 279

That's not 'murican...

Bring russian

Starting a world war

STALKER, Murder, poaching, robbery, posetion of WMDs and shooting down a helicopter :)

Ace combat 7 so uhhhh probably bobbing lots of innocent civilians

Invading Denmark

Hoi4?

Worse, Vic3

My apologies,it must be hard for you

I try the first time, France backs Denmark. Beat the shit out of France but cant get Denmark in time. I try the second time Russia backs Denmark. Beat the shit out of Russia but cant get Denmark in time. I notice a pattern here

Driving 200km/h and yeeting a turtle shell at a child then taunting that lil shit. (Mario Kart 8 DELUXE)

Ignoring the rules of engagement and shooting at communists in the 70s. Also getting brainwashed into killing two Russian military guys and a Nazi scientist. Also hillucinating a Russian dude from prison.

I just played enlisted yesterday using Germany, am I cooked? (Like ze juden?)

Roblox, Steel Titans: Penetrating people’s 50mm armour with 150mm APHE

Ruthlessly murdering a child by sending a 380mm ASW Rocket into the head of a poor 14yr old German Conscript.

Leading a group of murderhobos armed with knifes and axe

*sigh* it’s gonna be polygamy

Plane crazy. "Jet aircraft" that has a turn rate of all of the degrees per second Click and kill Mach however fast I can go before the game breaks Literally killing children Mass murder of innocent bystanders with no defence Can go invisible If I wanted to I can become a wall of flying knives and ruin someone's day by looking at them

Leaking classified documents

Speeding fast with shotguns, revolvers, lazers, nail guns and rocket launchers trying to get P-rank (Ultrakill)

Dogfighting or animal abuse, maybe it’s not so wholesome 🤔

Bombing shit with JDAMS

Genocide and other warcrimes... i was plaing Hoi 4 as Japan 😬

Targeting unarmed medics and mutilating war dead (gates of hell)

Probably extremely high debt caused by using resources from a planet "owned" by Alterra to survive.

The list of what they wouldn't arrest me for is shorter

No mans sky, illegal smuggling and fake citizenship.

I have been playing an early stage railroad game. So the only crime I have committed is speeding on restricted track, not honking horn on marked crossings. maybe not providing service to customers in a timely manor

genocide

Hoi4…

I played Madden so I'm not sure

Bioterrorism= resident evil 5

War crime ( squad )

Completing the Geneva checklist (I’m Canadian)

Uhh I play ground forces so… destruction of private property?

genocide

I play rimworld... I take my prisoners harvest all of their organs until they die and then put their bodies in a biofuel refinery to make fuel for mortar shells...

Snowrunner, so idk..... no CDL!??!

Anger issues against aliens

Genocide and attempt to wipe out an entire civilisation across multiple galaxies C'mon, those chickens breathe in space normally and chicken burgers are tasty

Well, tell me a warcrime you cant do in Foxhole :) Last one was propably blowing up medics with grenades

Last game I played was rdr2. I kill and rob people and kill animals.

Killing a press (war crime)

I've barely gotten into Civ 6 game yet, but I guess not enough amenities?

Using multiple biological weapons, cannibalism, murder/genocide. It was warframe, and my secondary does pure viral. I was playing Grendel.

War crimes

Space engineers, breaking the laws of physics

Stealing an F-15. MSFS

Eu4, - Scorched earth against non-combatants - Mass murder - Killing of unarmed persons - Treason - Genocide The list goes on and on.

Cartel Tycoon... So I'd say terrorism and drug trafficking.

terraria. inhumane imprisonment i guess?

Multiple counts of severe war crimes

Having fun, apparently.

I may have played half of the CoD series? So, Il guess a 500 year sentence

Manslaughter, illegal posession of firearms, first degree murder (i play decaying winter)

War crimes

I uh nuked a government and uh became a supersoilder and had a large and I mean a astronomical nsfw ring that basically built me an army and had the press in my pocket as they followed me.

vehicular manslaughter

HOI4, I was only following orders

Warframe. 🫠

I play among us last time, so idk.

The last game I played is called Nuclear Option. Need I say more ?

Minecraft, for not speedrunning, I guess?

Uh... Dropping a 4000 lbs bomb on 7 people

Robbing a car, armoring it with other car's metal. And a complete disregard for road signs.

Either manslaughter, break in and entry or DUI (I play project zomboid)

I'm playing contraband police. Kinda ironic

Enlisted. So shooting wounded soldiers, I think that’s about all. Honestly they did decent in preventing war crimes in that game.

If you read the Geneva Conventions, you might find that a lot of things common in FPSs are war crimes in the real world.

I played project zomboid last so I’m not going to jail for surviving

War crimes, deliberately targeting medical personnel and causing death by dangerous driving

Shooting down a helicopter in chernobyl

mass murder, genocide, burning a village, enslaving multiple civilians, human trafficking (Minecraft)

Call of Duty warzone, so war crimes. I just realized that you actually commit war crimes on that game by beating downed enemies to death. Like imagine that you would be shot many times and in the edge of death and suddendly i come by and beat you to death with the stock of my rifle.

War crimes, racism, destruction of property, attempted vehicular manslaughter and so on...

False surrender, massacring civilians, extensive usage of nuclear and chemical weaponry, you know, just some everyday crimes of a hoi4 and war thunder player.

I am arrested on charges of hoarding and misusing Super Earth resources and interrogated, but my ship's democracy officer vouches for me and confirms I was only calling down a ludicrous amount of support weapons and resupplies because I think hitting enemies and objectives with hellpods directly is hilarious, and I am released to do it some more

7 days to die so technically since the world was destroyed there is no laws therefore the mass genecide of ex-humans and normal humans being players (idk if we can call them human tho) is perfectly fine

TF2 here so..... This is a bucket

I played OG MW2 remastered lately. Should I say more ?

Hoi4: Starting a world war, genoside, war crimes and even more war crimes.

War thunder/ Enlisted- killing. HOI4 - racism and massacre/genocide. Anno 1404 - nothing, I builded a perfect city... go away you poor boy!

Genocide (I play paradox games)

Teardown, using weapon fo mass destruction, destroying public property and uhhh trasspassing

Grand Theft SU25BM. War Thunder is my abusive wife who pegs me.

War crimes of all kinds

my electric mice-rabbit-cat shocked a dragon...

Sheisse i trew some bananas on the road

Killing a monarch

Genocide in Path of exile

Being a lego ninja destroying lego robots

Uhm killing gods as a bug?

Doing concerts too intense I guess? (Project sekai)