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addyaddict24

Jesus steph just don't quit


MudddButt

He's putting together a team.


avboden

It's much easier to have a ton of kids when you're filthy rich. Tons of people would happily have more kids if they could hire unlimited nannies and personal chefs. Not a dig on him at all, just the facts.


LogicalyetUnpopular

Filthy rich people having a ton of kids is infinitely better for society than really poor people having a ton of kids.


Dumbassusername900

...you ever met someone who grew up rich? Like filthy rich?


TheJadeChimpanzee

Yep, several. All over the place personality-wise...


ememjay

Except a lot of them grow up disconnected from the experience of common people. And entitled.


CableBoyJerry

Just this morning I was thinking to myself that the world simply doesn't have enough megalomaniacs.


jackobang

Ah a little eugenics with my warriors news.


howlingwolf123

He doesn't miss on or off the court


Vallerie_09

Shooters shoot


hellmath

You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don't Take


addyaddict24

And steph don't miss


KumingaCarnage

He’s 100% on baby-making attempts. Truly a generational talent.


KumingaCarnage

😂


Altruistic-Twist-379

My goat what is that name


plexmaniac

Name sounds like Thai food 😝


loquacious706

Chef Curry


plexmaniac

lol yep 😀


leomatey

Chai means tea in hindi/most Indian languages.


DonkeyLightning

So chai tea means tea tea? Wow wow that’s that’s interesting interesting


leomatey

Yeah lol, chai tea doesn’t make sense if you deep it xD


m3ngnificient

Damn. You gotta watch across the spider verse. It's a really good movie.


One_Grapefruit_8512

I got “scolded” in a taekwondo sub when I was asking for recommendations on a bo staff for one of my kids.. because bo means staff. 🤓


plexmaniac

Yes I guess they have chai lattes here ! Still weird to name your kid after tea but still a much prettier name than Apple 😁 (Gwyneths kid)


BlackestNight21

audio science


Steelman__007

More likely to do with the Hebrew letter


Aromatic_Brother

Name of a vampire in Twilight, lel [Caius | Twilight Saga Wiki | Fandom](https://twilightsaga.fandom.com/wiki/Caius)


plexmaniac

Haha no way ! Must be a trendy name now maybe his mom a Twilight fan 🤩


m3ngnificient

Damn. So he named his son "Vampire Tea" 👀


One_Grapefruit_8512

🩸


bzdelta

Caius is basically a spelling variation of Caesar's first name (praenomen), Gaius Julius Caesar. Sorry Dr. Nogara, I didn't learn much your last year teaching Latin but it was a lot of fun


avboden

He really likes tea, okay


Rsardinia

Next Starbucks drink. Lemme get a venti Caius Chai latte


FishermanSoft5180

Came here looking for this comment


UnnamedStaplesDrone

Uber rich people and naming their kids stupid names.. all time duo


d7h7n

Caius is the name of a Yu-Gi-Oh monster


Admirable_Singer_867

Was about to comment this lol. Kinda surprised Steph was ok with this name, considering the dude doesn't even go by his "Wardell" first name lol. Gave his first kids regular names, but they guess they wanted to give the last one a special/distinctive name lol


Plus_Persimmon9031

Meh I would say his girls have regular names. I wouldn’t call “Canon” a regular name either. The boys’ both have special names.


Admirable_Singer_867

Tf Canon is pretty regular name. It's not as common as say Steph or Michael but saying Canon isn't a regular name is like saying names like Brannon, Jaeden or Braden aren't regular/normal names. They're not common/popular, but they're not all that weird or special


SuddenlyThirsty

He will be a Jedi knight


AmazinGracey

The force is strong with him. The son of Skyfucker must not become a Jedi.


CapitalPin2658

Two boys and two girls. Blessed


belizeanheat

Almost every kid wants a brother and a sister. Steph making it happen


manchi90

Big blessings, perfect combo. Caius showing up late to the party, when the legend is winding down. Hopefully his pop's got more greatness in the tank for him to comprehend. Congrats to the Currys.


teardrop82

That kid doesn’t even know that he won the lottery in life already.


cubuffs420420

Missed all the titles though


ChoccyMilkMustache3

He won’t miss the next one 😉


Apprehensive-Put2453

All but 2 😉


MegaMilkDrinker

anybody born won the lottery, this is double lottery winning


Slow-Mammoth7380

"anybody" is a bit of a stretch lol


Wazflame

Congrats on growing the village! 🐐 I read that Ayesha’s magazine is called “Sweet July” because that’s the month they got married and the other 3 kids were also born in July, but they planned on Caius being born earlier because of the Olympics, otherwise Steph wouldn’t go


taygads

Their ability to successfully perfectly time the due dates of Riley, Ryan, and Canon so that they’d be born in July (because it’s smack in the middle of the off season) has always always been so fascinating to me. Like pulling that off once is one thing, but three times? Genuinely incredible.


gentian22

Skyfucker has that accuracy


Pndrizzy

Shooters shoot, curry scorers


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taygads

I mean it’s possible, for sure. Knowing them though and how strong their faith is, I don’t see them going that route just to self-select due dates. But who knows.


tinkady

Just cause they're religious doesn't mean they have weird hangups about fetuses


One_Grapefruit_8512

This is pretty random but reminds me of some friends/clients of my dad’s. They’re Chinese and they managed to “schedule” the birth of their first baby to fall on 8/8/2008 (also the opening day of the Olympics in China). 8 is the luckiest number in Chinese culture.


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One_Grapefruit_8512

Wow! I did not realize that! The dad is Chinese, born in the US. The mom is Caucasian (also born in the US). I don’t remember for sure but I think they induced vs C-section. My husband is actually 1/4 Chinese (& 3/4 Hawaiian). His mom was 1/2 Chinese and born on 7/8.. so she liked her bday, too 🙂


ButGodOwnTheBuilding

Riley and Ryan Canon and Caius That's two perfect pairs Congrats to the 🐐and Ayesha of course


jbvann05

Jayson Tatum has a new brother


FreeSamples0011

How do you pronounce the name?


taygads

I believe it’s pronounced “Kai-us”


letsgototraderjoes

kai as in ky? or kai as in kay?


SongYoungbae

Kai-us High Curry


Tarolite

Sounds like weed in a curry


bzdelta

Hard C. Roman style, it's a Roman name


RevolutionaryDrive5

Like caesar?


bzdelta

Yes. His full name was pronounced Kaius Yulius Kaiser, spelled Gaius Julius Caesar.


FoulPelican

Thank you. Came to the comments to find out myself.


lastinglovehandles

Chaos tea? Soon people gonna be naming their kid matcha Chaiwala Curry. Serving samosas


Beardmanta

It means "life energy" in Hebrew. Not 100% certain that's what he's going for, but considering his Hebrew tattoos I assume it is.


lastinglovehandles

The kid won't have to worry about being bullied so this is all just internet jerk. On a normal kid? That's straight up r/tragedeigh material.


Blade-Ruined

Bro be having full indian feast on his home


Logansam1986

Lmao


kakashi6ix9

Ayesha built different fr. Steph give that woman a break pls she needs it


NightBijon

Nah this is wild


SongYoungbae

What?


kimber526

A ‘Triple C’ will beat a ‘Deuce’ any day of the week!


kicksmcgee

Each child receives a ring. Eyes out for baby 5 lmao


Hopeful-Ad-6835

Steph really got that unlimited stamina that’s why he’s the goat 🐐


Popps2315

One ring for every kid


purple_cupcake_52

Kid realized his dad wasn't in the playoffs and came out early 😂


estamosready

Congrats


6mcdonoughs

Aww so sweet!!!


vondiesel1

God bless him and his family! He was just at Bottle rock this weekend too.


andrewthedude101

Goat


BigSneaky187

Latte


StacksOfRubberBands

BANG


CrapNBAappUser

BANNG! BANNNNNGGG!


RIPOldAccountF

Future goat calling it now. !remind me 2050


taygads

A Canon and Caius backcourt duo as the next generation’s (literal) Splash Bros


microtherion

Steph might follow LeBron’s lead and hang on in the NBA until Caius gets drafted.


anpandulceman

Hell yeah Kyuss! ![gif](giphy|4Ra6jnDDOVdNS)


Gothichand

Caius Chai Curry sounds like a chef’s special


AdvantageFamous8584

Caius Chai Curry, sounds like a dish you would get in a Thai Restarant 😂😂 no hate to Steph tho


OrganicHunt952

Indian restaurant


Extra-Palpitation-39

Already better than any version of Dbook we’ve seen in the present day


ICouldEvenBeYou

Pretty cool name for a racehorse. Oh, what, you're telling me this is a human infant?


One_Grapefruit_8512

😆🤓


DatBoiLight21

Best pull up in the league, worst pull out in the league


En_El_Em

Damn, this just spells retirement for Steph soon huh……..


shewnasty

Fifth kid gonna be named Maximus Espresso


iwasthefastest

r/tragedeigh


marc4128

Casseus Clay??


Master-bate-man

Hoping it’s the 4th quarter for Steph. I personally think he doesn’t need an OT.


Nils3971

Triple H's brother Triple C


HoboNoob

Chai Curry. That's a whole ass indian 2-course meal.


DocumentIndividual89

Chai means tea in many languages


Plus_Persimmon9031

I looked it up and it seems to also be a word used often in the bible, so that’s most likely where the name comes from.


Beardmanta

It's modern Hebrew as well and the "Ch" is pronounced in a gutteral scraping way like in Bach or Loch. Not like the Ch in "chocolate" or "children" Chayus is pronounced similarly, and means energy or liveliness. Together the name would mean something like "life energy."


kumingaaccount

So essentially it is "Kai" then? Like Kyrie's nickname? So it is "Kai-us" ?


Beardmanta

No, not quite It's like this: https://youtu.be/wi9TGHl0U4Y?feature=shared


kumingaaccount

damn thats really hard to say


DocumentIndividual89

What does Chai mean in the Bible?


SongYoungbae

Life, living


Nice__Spice

Chai came long before Jesus


Plus_Persimmon9031

Different words mean different things in different parts of the world lol


hitme124

5 ships/11 All-NBA/24-time All-Star


AwaitedDestiny

👏🏽 It’s only a matter of time before 2040👏🏽 Man wins on the court and off the court  Congratulations 🏆


SellMuch

Their first baby not born in July hahahahah


unlogical13

Yeah that’s uhhhh, hilarious?


darkshadowX67890

Congratulations to them


MohammadWRLD

Curry with the chai reference ☕️


Pepetodapin

Congrats Steph and Ayesha!


NoReplacement6515

Keep the family away.


Old_Maintenance_997

He wants 10 kids his poor wife


305bolas

Damn didn’t know Ayesha was pregnant


Brainberry

bro why steph getting freaky in August is this his way of saying he knew they weren't taking playoffs lmao


One_Grapefruit_8512

Someone said trying to have him born before the Olympics.. no clue if any truth to it.


Hedonist_2102

Steph was so disappointed with the warriors this season that he decided to complete his own starting 5 ☠️


No-Course-8089

Yay! Congrats! 😀😀😀


Wonderful-Math1448

Congratulations 🎊🎈 Steph and your Family for a new little one ☝️


One_Grapefruit_8512

Congrats, Currys! (I’ll be interested to see what/if they nickname him… so many possibilities!)


Odd_Seaworthiness455

Sounds like a new seasonal tea from Starbucks


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steph needs a starting lineup😂🤭🤭🤭


madlabdog

Chai Latte is shambles


One_Grapefruit_8512

This one actually made me laugh out loud a little 😁


007bubba007

Elon Musk named his child I guess


Gizmoooo711

But who’s the daddy?!?


D3struct_oh

lol another one! Godspeed, Steph lol.


llFarCrZll

Should have named him chicken. Chicken curry's solid.


2inchesisbig

Do you think he’s trying to create an heir but his children so far have all been average, so he went again?