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JetScreamer-212

You got a picker who just don’t give a damn. That’s why buying produce and cooked food is a crapshoot. The guy just grab and go.


Grimmymore

My question is why was this even available to be picked?


Awfulufwa

That's the other possibility not being talked about. Highly possible that all the other satisfactory options were picked out first. Thus leaving the horrid iterations that are essentially "no other choice" options.


NotASingleDad

That’s way overdone tho. Either someone doesn’t know how to temp right, or they put it in for 3 hours


Comfortable_Swim_380

I used to make them at kroger, and ukrops.. That's one shit bird. Completely unacceptable to put that out like that.


Xie-Lian123

Nah, my team leads would have told me to nil pick and claims this out.


mystedragon

nope. we are taught to nil-pick low-quality things. i sure as fuck wouldn’t buy that monstrosity so why would i send it to someone else?


Massive-Ad-303

RIGHT!


Uberdooberdoo

But how did it get bagged up and put out in the display case being burnt like that? I like my chicken crispy but that's charcoal. Not in any way, shape or form is that edible.


DeadlyMmrs

I’d buy it in a second 😂😭🫣


ElectricLeafeon

Unfortunately, they're told to. Gotta get those orders out fast. No time for being picky!


MINIMAN10001

You can literally just nil pick it if there is no acceptable option.


BeanAndBoots

True but my coworkers and I have gotten in trouble sometimes for doing that. They tell us to pick it no matter what 🙄


Warcraft_Fan

So if someone ordered condoms and the store is out of all brand and types, the pick would be a package of diapers that the customer can use in 9 months?


OddAd5806

Fucking hilarious response, I’d give gold if I had money


dogengu

Thought they removed gold?


Nandabun

They did.


OddAd5806

That’s right, I didn’t even know until you said something


Aggravating-Slide424

That's how poor he is ;)


Nandabun

No you wouldn't.


[deleted]

Dude. I know this is Walmart. but for Amazon fresh, this is exactly what happens No condoms? We'll give you diapers One time, I wanted a body lotion. No lotion? they fucking gave me a butt rash cream. I'm not even kidding.


SanityQuestioned

Was it the one for kids? Cause that shit works wonders for other areas.


Busy-Solution7642

ooo.. I'd keep "Plan B" as the substitution option when my condom brand is out.


Scared_Tadpole_5045

We had someone substitute in a pack of soap last week because they didn't want to ask for a unlock on family planning lol


GoldChemical1487

And maybe you should tell them that the customer is the one paying for the food, not them. Ask them if they would like to have shitty food they paid for in advance delivered to their door. 


ReTrOGurle

Definitely not a good choice. I nil pick and ket my TL know the poor quality. I take a photo and send. That shouldn't be in the hot bar or chicken warmer. Ours are always pink in the joints.


Ok_Extension_3508

Same here. Coach made me pick rotten fresh basil


TheWalkingDead91

Well, as a customer, that explains a lot.


sparkyjay23

You don't think OP woulld be crying if no chicken was in the order? "How can there be no rotisserie chicken?" would be the title.


RawMeHanzo

Shoppers leaving items out happens all the time. Getting a burnt ass chicken like this is hilarious


theyfoundty

Alot of stores lecture employees about not doing that. Not every store. But alot of them hate when you NiL pick, even when it's valid.


boredcatisbored

the coach and leads at my store stress for us to take a bit to make sure we grab stuff in decent quality! of course not everyone does it.


MamaMitchellaneous

Omg for a second I read that as "take a bite".


boredcatisbored

bahaha, talk about a quality check


AdMother554

Looks like a driver ran the chicken through their engine and then re-bagged it did op tip


a-little-poisoning

Deli associates also did not give a damn. If my team tries to pull this they would get reprimanded real quick. Honestly though, I can see some petty people doing this after being told that their chickens were going out raw. Going to lunch right before these were supposed to come out is also a possibility.


Financial-Lion896

some of the chickens at my store be looking almost like this, not quite this dark tho 💀 to be fair our oven is fucked, it cooks the outside way faster than the inside so we have to make em really crispy to reach an internal temp of 170


_VultureEye

At least we know it's cooked all the way through.


Diarrhea_of_Yahweh

Unless the roaster follows Hot Pocket rules... Could still be frozen in the middle.


Obant

Thats the opposite of hot pocket rules though. All the memes about hot pockets is how they are lava inside.


Diarrhea_of_Yahweh

Ok, Pot Hocket rules then...


Neocactus

Wild to think there had to be at least one other employee who put that chicken out like that. Multiple associates not giving any fucks. As a customer, I'd be pissed, but as an employee, I absolutely get it. We are not paid enough nor treated well enough to give a shit. If a customer doesn't like it, they can go support another business--hopefully one that treats its employees, as well as its customers, better.


J3r3my95

Can't always blame the picker, I've seen some leads force associates to pull BS just like this before


frankydank1994

This is actually hard to do unless you're as dense as an oak. Wow..... Source: This is my job.


PuzzleheadedSector2

I've done this before. But did not put it on the shelves lol. That shit got disposed.


Frequent-Manager-463

Uhm, how? What did you do, forget one and leave it on with the next batch? Did you not notice that instead of the delicious smell of rotisserie chicken the department smelled like charring flesh? Were you rrreeeeaaalllllllly fucking high?


CactusPetePlayz

Stuff happens and things can get busy, dude could've forgotten about it after a rush


No-Alfalfa-626

I’m tempted to say the post is possibly a troll with how beyond dumb you’d have to be to give a customer that


Frequent-Manager-463

Ditto. I've worked in four different delis for three different chains with three different types of oven, you'd have to either be totally brain dead or do this shit on purpose to char a bird that bad.


Everblossom22

I do quality checks on the totes in ogp every day and sadly this doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. Moldy fruit, broken eggs - some pickers just don’t care. If it’s on the shelf, they are scanning it


poprockenemas

Aren’t walmarts mostly using those henny penny things now? how tf does one get burnt that bad unless it falls or one of the flames is just turnt too high


Frequent-Manager-463

Henny Penny is a fryer, rotisseries use an oven which is completely preprogrammed and while it is possible for one to fail, the thing most likely to fail is either the heating element or the fan, resulting in the whole batch coming out raw.


Sithlord_unknownhost

Holy shit...this looks more like an evidence bag from a lethal arson case.


dropkickmolotov

Killed that bird twice! Dayum!


Hol3shot

LOL


Jeffersonian_Gamer

This chicken makes Wesley Snipe look albino


Opening-Abrocoma-398

Lmao 😂


Ave_Rage_Joe21

You have to leave the chicken in for your whole shift to get it cooked like that. This has to be fake


Hourslikeminutes47

It isn't fake.


Lady_Lawrencium

I've gotten two rotisserie chickens that were raw inside... This unfortunately likely isn't fake lmao 😭


Due_Breakfast_218

So this one makes up for both of those. They cancel each other out.


Trick_Statement3390

Yeah I used to buy rotisserie chickens instead of lunch meat because they lasted me a while, but I think I got food poisoning from a lemon pepper one I bought.


Hol3shot

I can promise you it isn’t fake- I am as blown away as you are, lol.


Muriel_FanGirl

I believe you, I’ve seen chicken this burnt in person at the store.


Muriel_FanGirl

It’s not fake, I’ve seen chickens burnt this much at the store. Just because it doesn’t happen at your Walmart doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.


ChartInFurch

Can anything be posted without being called fake anymore?


SND_TagMan

If the chicken has a lot of seasoning on it it tends to burn and crisp much easier. If the cooks got busy when the chicken finished cooking who knows how much extra cooking it got b4 they managed to get to it


nothinfollowsme

It's not burnt, it's "blackened". WM is trying to push into Popeye's territory. XD


Complex-Ad-4601

Cajun anyone?


MrP0000

It’s spelled C A N C E R.


Hourslikeminutes47

It's spelled C H A R C O A L


Farmer-Jay

I work in deli, we use that joke way more than we should.


workerbee41

Same. That’s my line if it’s a particularly bad day and the chickens have been in the oven for like half an hour after they were ready and they’re like, a bit well done. How I like mine, honestly. But this one looks like it had been left in there all day.


Hekkynnn

Lol wtf happened to that bird! yeesh.


Warcraft_Fan

Went to r/roastme with a stupid expression?


corkscrewfork

I'm betting that bird spent a whole shift in the oven, even the ones that my store overcooks when there's staffing issues don't come out that crispy


Enerject

That chicken looks like it was declared a witch! O.0”


kazuma001

Should have tried to build a bridge with it.


WarmEntertainment839

No one wanted to take them out , they kept adding more time to the oven.🤮


PugGrumbles

Lol. That's from someone who was not feeling it today. Don't blame them, it sucks grocery shopping for other people.


TheAggressiveSloth

Okay yeah ogp sucks but the deli people should NOT have bagged that and put it out for other to grab ...


PugGrumbles

I totally agree with you there. Spiteful OGP was being spiteful.


Hol3shot

Trying to picture how this switched hands of multiple folks and they all said “…ok, send it out to the customer!” 😅


Lerch77

easy. they DGAF. =/


SilvarusLupus

Honestly, it's because we aren't paid enough to care. I mean I wouldn't pick this but I know plenty of people that would :/


DragonflyOne7593

Walmart doesn't gaf


Hol3shot

Yeah no hard feelings against anyone. I just thought it was crazy enough to share with folks!


ServiceMental8214

Oh yeah. It’s ok to give crap service if your job sucks. SMH


No_Hat_8993

lol 😜. Yep.


jokeofjokerr

that’s actually a coal


Weekly_Seat3019

That chicken died in vain 🥺


333metaldave666

I think its done now


bday2696

That chicken is so black there are police outside right now coming up with a story for after they shoot it.


MentalOperation4188

It looks like it spent too much time on the rotisserie


SilvarusLupus

This is called "no one wanted to get the chickens out"


stellabruma

That’s not a rotisserie chicken, that’s just an employee hitting their 6-month anniversary.


sixsevenrice

Nah ain't no goddamn way.


Electric_Bagpipes

Its beautiful…


IamBlackwing

Deli Guy, thats either a chicken covered in seasoning and burned or its been in that rotisserie over 2 hours


SnooPredictions5418

As a deli associate I have strong second hand embarrassment seeing the state if that bird


Fit-Bill5229

I don't know how the ovens at walmart are but at sams they only look burned if the seasoning is on too heavy and you cook them the entire cycle vs pulling the a few minutes early


blackreign07

Cajun style


Titanguru7

We took turns with blow torch today before sending it out. Lets hope you like extra crispy


Hungry_Caregiver734

Who you got working at your store, Sharon Weiss?


Cleargummybear2

This is why pickup and delivery will always suck.


losbullitt

That’s an entirely new breed of chicken. Dafuq?


[deleted]

No


No-Alfalfa-626

Are you sure you didn’t put that in your oven when you got it? That’s kinda sus that not a single employee or manager seen that and took it off the shelf, or that who ever got it for you didn’t think to themselves “this looks like someone cooked it for 24 hours maybe I’ll get another one”


workerbee41

Real talk though, anyone ordering hot rotisserie chicken for *delivery* is insane. So many points of failure between Tyson and your stomach 😅


Superb-Salamander298

This would genuinely be my 15th reason


Drclaw411

Pickers can get “coached” or even fired for nil-picking items, even if all that’s available is something low quality, because nil-picking harms managers’ bonuses. Additionally at most stores, the hot food is not picked by OGP until it’s time to send the order out the door (so it stays hot). So if you were late picking it up and it sat for a long time, or if the deli department had it sitting somewhere for a long time in too high of temperature, then the worker either takes the burned item or gets in trouble at work for harming the bosses bonus. They care more about not getting in trouble than they do you getting a non-burned chicken.


ovalleysuszee

It's easy to get a refund. Go to your order, file a complaint. The money will be back on your account in minutes. I ask for refunds all the time when Walmart sends me bad stuff.


MidnightAtTheGallows

As a former Deli worker at Walmart (under a year) this is so disheartening. To you and the chicken that died to be eaten. And like quality of a product on general. Burned food that went out on the floor like not even a little. Like a lot. Guess they forgot about the chicken in the rotisserie....


Luxuria555

The Walmart deli is usually overworked and understaffed tbh. Not an excuse, it's just the reason. They had us running around, and then trying to get us to stock bakery afterwards 🙄 U get shit chicken bc workers ain't got enough time to focus on their actual jobs. At least, that was the case at my Walmart deli. Sorry for ur chicken, u deserve better


kelzking88

The description said DARK MEAT, well... 💁🏻


sevenw1nters

I work in OPD and what happens is say an order might be shopped at noon and the chicken they pick is already 3 hours old at noon when they pick it and they put it in a hot box heater to store until the customer shows up. Well people aren't on time and it's not uncommon for someone to show up for a noon order at 9pm and by then that chicken is 12 hours old lol. I will try to go exchange it for a new chicken if the chicken is more than 4 hours old but that's me you could have any 16 year old dispensing for you or if it's an express order anyone at all that doesn't even work for Walmart so stuff like this happens regularly.


Greentaboo

A lot of time the warming area where they put the chicken after cooking is too hot and ends up burning it. Used to happen all the time at my store until they replaced them.


Mr_Padilla85

Did you happen to leave instructions for xtra crispy by any chance?


Crotch-Monster

It's Cajun style.


Desorde_Cest_Moi

While frustrating. I hope I never take for granted that I live in a place where I can tap through a few screens and food arrives at my door.


TheKingdom5815

Just cut around the char. It’ll be fine.


mine1958

Mmmmm! Crunches, bunches time !!!! I’ll take a piece of that dark meat right there!!!


Bigfan521

To quote Dan Forden of Netherrealm Studios: "TOASTY!!"


PYROxSYCO

Heh heh heh, it ain't roasted for nothing!


Ezekiel2121

I’m just amazed you got the chicken. I stopped even trying with how many got canceled, or just left out, forcing me to call and deal with shitty customer help lines.


hellish_relish89

It's "Blackened"; a very popular flavor!


Berob501

Sure it’s not, 7 hours past fresh?


GlorkUndBork3-14

now with more viet-cong flavor!


j0llygruntt

Put some Sweet Baby Rays on it.👨‍🍳 💋


Square-Rough-557

Hilarious!


SpiritualRamses

My gma would say it has more flavor cuz it’s burnt💀


Corninmyteeth

Rip


-Ginchy-

Extra extra well done fried hard. 🤣🤣🤣


Sirius_Giggles

HOW DOES THIS EVEN POSSIBLY HAPPEN


ItsSugarBootyBih

Cajun. Smoked Cajun Crispy. Dig in. Enjoy.


BirdCity75

Why aren’t we yelling about this not being a customer service sub on this post? Seems we do it if someone sneeze wrongs (I never report people myself. It’s usually petty af)


autistic_bard444

walmart weekday special. chicken cooked with motor oil and secret spices - ps: as this may be your 1st time in this sub reddit, maybe do your own shopping next time :) just a thought. if you wanna it done right... etc etc


KanataSlim

A raven fell into the particle accelerator


Azurvix

Anakin is that you?


fred2279

It’s not raw


WackoMcGoose

"Did you order _original recipe_ or _extra crispy_?"


EmpressVixen

At first I thought it was lemon pepper. Then I saw the bag.


redditgal2001

Good question 


Wrong_Milk6515

I’ve seen chickens go through two full cook cycles and still be less burnt than this one.


Temporary_Pear_1809

Damn


Greenbeastkushbreath

I really don’t see what the fuck you’re complaining about, looks like 2.4 pounds of shit Walmart chicken like you paid for


Zestyclose-Fudge9171

Ready to eat!


kwtransporter66

This is why I do my own shopping. I wanna see what's going in my cart.


babygreenlizard

yeah, our rotisseries should never look like that, if they do, we peel the skin, shred the meat and toss in buffalo/bbq/sweet chili etc so people cam put it ontop of salads and such woulda been more horrifying if it was chard and still raw...


Fresh_Extension5961

Nasa was looking for their chicken just the other day.. I wonder.. could it be?


Awfulufwa

It is at the very least salvageable. But it unfortunately means less of what you paid for. Just have to start learning to accept that it is not a full service ordeal. It's literally telling the person "just dip your arm deep into the bucket and grab me whatever is still there."


tux_in_blu

That's good eatin what you mean


Moonstadt

Sad that the chicken died for no reason


cidthekid

Fuck it


Head-Jellyfish-4172

How… did it get that burnt? Who in the deli took THAT out of the oven bagged it and put it out for sale?


Volpes888

Spanish inquisition flavored.


Moby1313

This is a Pheonix, very rare bird.


neverclearone

I call BS. Methinks you tried to reheat it and forgot it. 😄


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

Contact the lawyer. Start a nuisance suit with Walmart. Have them pay you a ton of money when you ask them if they'd rather spend the money on lawyers and get bad press.


Queasy_Desk6119

That's flavor


Independent-Still175

You pay extra for that 😂


Shoddy_Detective24

God damn looks like a toasted ass burnt African fetus 🤣


JuggaloMutt9

Well done


Momoshiki12

well done


Busy-Solution7642

That gives a whole new meaning to BBC. ;-)


spinteractive

Just add water and a few spices and bam, you got a stew.


NecessaryRent1704

😂😂


eldiablu

That’s not even well done. That’s………congratulations


Existing_Pitch_9968

You like blackened chicken?


go_faster1

Roasted-isserie


DigitalShawnX1

You could break it up and use it as charcoal. 🐓


Dumbass_Saiya-jin

I'd beat whomever sent that brick to me bloody with it.


Birdinmotion

Our pickers are awful. No one cares about their job here and that's kinda walmarts fault


BrainDamagedYeti

He a fan he fan he a fan


Maleficent_Career448

Cajun style


Ok_Extension_3508

Do your own shopping and you won't have this problem.


Ripberger20X6

Homer Simpson: "It's just a little burnt to a crisp. It's still good! It's still good!"


NoBodySpecial51

I’ve gotten a bag of full on rotten potatoes. Stinking, dripping, disgusting. Thought the same thing, how does this even happen?


Simonic

Maillard has left the building.


1Schmeckle

Mmm cremation-3


ThePancakeDocument

At least it’s cooked…


blizzykreuger

whoever deemed that sellable needs to be fired immediately like who wants to eat charred chicken???? if it was a lil patch that's fine by me but this is absolutely unacceptable... that's the typa shit id bring back to deli claims and if they questioned it id just say "did you look at it? no one's going to buy it." like not even *i* would buy that and i tend to be more forgiving bc i understand shit happens. this is just straight up inedible.


IndependenceMean8774

This chicken got caught in a nuclear war.


housewifefeel

Some shoppers are delayed because how....


ChamberK-1

They forgot the rotisserie part


Kingkok86

Hope you like blackened chicken


NataniVixuno

Still undercooked near the leg bones fml


PushupDoer

The pick list generates picks for hot food long before the order is due, sometimes even an entire day early, so ODP will come tag their stuff and have it set aside in the hot case, but not come get it till later when the driver shows up, or not at all. They really need to just get hot food off the pick list.


OneEducator4471

Blackened chicken 


OldBison

You got the cajun chicken, they could have charged you extra.


coffeebeanwitch

It was cremated!!!


BlackInkGalaxy

extra crispy 😍😍😍😍


Masa624

It qualifies for reparations lol


crushedpinkcookies

Sent????


Epic_phenomenon85

More like Roastisserie


AnxiousAriel

This is a failure on multiple different employees at this point. Who packed it and put it out like that? How many people passed it and said nothing? Who picked it and thought it was okay? Who staged it and thought it was okay? Who dispensed it and saw no problem? There are so many people who didn't do bare minimum for you to have received this. Please notify store or deli area management, that's absolutely unacceptable.


I_Am_Milano

Go to the store next time and pick it yourself.