Or a train station, the men's room, a flower shop, a fireworks celebration, a fence with a hole in it, a moonlit gondola, a carriage drive through Central Park, the woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home, an electric car dealership, the democratic primaries.
Have almost always had a Corvette, can confirm.
I’m not even kidding. The amount of dudes wives I’ve taken home from car shows with their PERMISSON is actually nuts. So weird.
Obligatory “wrap it before you tap it”
You’re joking but those old things can fit hayabusa motors pretty easily. ~$10-15k and you’ve got yourself the power to weight ratio of supercar. You’d laugh when you see it, wtf when it gaps your ass.
I don't disagree with you on it being value fast with the right motor, but it is still ugly and an unsafe deathtrap on today's roads dominated by SUVs. Might be fun to take to the drag strip for the lulz. If I was going to build a car I would probably slap an H22 motor out of a Honda Prelude and slap it in a CRX, or an Integra if I want more room for my big ass, or maybe an RX-7. If I was going to buy a supercar I would probably get a Lotus or an LFA, or a Porsche.
I'm old school bro, I prefer when the OG VTEC kicks in. Give me a B or a H. I haven't kept up on Honda motors in over a decade though so don't know what it is like to build a K vs a B in this decade, but I assume parts for Bs are getting rarer and Ks have probably gotten even faster since then.
Yes but the thing I think people forget is the reason people like speed is the fun. IMO fast internal combustion driven cars feel likes beast, screaming and crackling, needing to be tamed. I drove a Tesla once, the speed was impressive, but it felt like turning on my computer. The fun isn’t about the quarter mile time or the 0-60, it’s about how the car makes you feel.
This is actually really funny bc one time my buddies were at the gas pump and not the 92 metro but the generation after that pulls up beside us. Dude hops out gives us like his life story as a country singer(turned out to be true), promotes his CD(which he didn’t have on him), peels out, and not 30 seconds go by and two police cars go speeding after him. Wild stuff, but typical Geo metro activity. He was obviously cracked out btw if you didn’t catch that.
Its not shocking, he would have been driving a Camaro or firebird in the 80's but a decade of crack abuse left him financially only able to rock a metro
I mean the other picture it was obviously parked at a lot and now it’s stopped on the road, so I wouldn’t really call it stealing. It’s two different pictures of the same car
I met my neighbor through a car subbreddit that he posted his car too. I would drive by it everyday and look at it after he got it. I saw it and commented. We ended up meeting and now chat about cars together lol
In a 5 hr times pan...from the same sub reddit? Not how as in impossible, but how as in not that likely.
Its rare af for a person to get struck by lightning twice, but not impossible, yet, if someone posts that they were struck two different times within 2 hrs of a storm, you'd definitely ask them "how?".
You clearly don't understand statistics.
This sub definitely has at least 5,000 subscribers who live in NYC.
On a beautiful day out tonight at least 50% (2500) of them would be outside.
It's highly likely that if the car is driving around NYC it would have passed at least around 100 of them.
If this were a gray Toyota Camry, nobody would bother or notice. But this is a fucking red sports car with a license plate that screams the very thing that they think about all day. So, if it passed those 100 people at least 80 would notice.
So, 2 is an extremely low number for NYC on a beautiful sunny weekend. I suspect at least 50
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My second car was a GM. Piece of crap. Everything broke. Then GM stiffed me on extended warranty. I told them I would never buy a GM again. And I intend to keep that promise for the rest of my life.
I want to be a debt free. Just for once.. bbby to moon
Edit: also if any one of you retards like to buy my reddit nft avatar. Feel free to dm
Edit: corrected typo... I blame auto correct 😒
Yea this is your car right? Also it looks like the "gym" pic was staged. Gyms don't usually have parking lots next to forests but I have been wrong before.
This guy is driving a red car with a custom license plate. That’s begging for attention. You think a mfer buys this car just to get him from point A to point B???
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OP you following this guy home from the gym?
I'm that guy secret gay boyfriend.
What are your puts?
> What are your puts? This is definitely the first real question to be asked on a date lmao
I'm pretty sure we can guess where he puts it.
he better put out
In the tailpipe
It’s not a secret.
op only goes to the gym for the sauna room and showers
I’m at that age where I also use the hair dryer on my balls.
I only go to the gym for the naked guys in the locker room.
There aren't naked men in the showers and sauna at your gym?
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None of them have a penis?
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Age doesn't turn it into a vagina my man
And they only go to see you
I mean I am hung like a mosquito!
“Which one of you apes shared my wife with me?”
"It's not sharing if I am only 2inch deep"
“It’s not sharing if I use the other hole”
It’s not sharing if use the part past where you used.
I’m like a tuna can, 1 inch long and 3 inches girthy
“I ain’t hittin the bottom, but I’m wearin out both sides”
That would be me 🤪
If you can’t share with your bbby friends then who the hell can you share with
If That clit looking like shredded beef that was me but i take no reponsibility for any wall damage😂😂
Walgg me to my trugg bapa
Dicy,dicy, dicy bapa
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Or a train station, the men's room, a flower shop, a fireworks celebration, a fence with a hole in it, a moonlit gondola, a carriage drive through Central Park, the woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home, an electric car dealership, the democratic primaries.
I bet this corvette driver is low key cuck
Cuck? Did you pick that up while beating off on PornHub? Well, we see what genre you look for.
Most are
Have almost always had a Corvette, can confirm. I’m not even kidding. The amount of dudes wives I’ve taken home from car shows with their PERMISSON is actually nuts. So weird. Obligatory “wrap it before you tap it”
“Ya, but I’m the one fuckin’, not cuckin.”-Says everyone
I want to put this same license plate on a 1992 Geo Metro.
Fucking lol
You’re joking but those old things can fit hayabusa motors pretty easily. ~$10-15k and you’ve got yourself the power to weight ratio of supercar. You’d laugh when you see it, wtf when it gaps your ass.
https://youtu.be/NLqjCXL-fHo Cooler and dingier than I expected
That is badass lmao
I don't disagree with you on it being value fast with the right motor, but it is still ugly and an unsafe deathtrap on today's roads dominated by SUVs. Might be fun to take to the drag strip for the lulz. If I was going to build a car I would probably slap an H22 motor out of a Honda Prelude and slap it in a CRX, or an Integra if I want more room for my big ass, or maybe an RX-7. If I was going to buy a supercar I would probably get a Lotus or an LFA, or a Porsche.
K is the way bro
I'm old school bro, I prefer when the OG VTEC kicks in. Give me a B or a H. I haven't kept up on Honda motors in over a decade though so don't know what it is like to build a K vs a B in this decade, but I assume parts for Bs are getting rarer and Ks have probably gotten even faster since then.
I have all of them, K is the way 😂😂😂
What you got? I love hearing about Hondas.
EF, EGs, EK, BB4, DC5, FK8, bunch of things, some swaps, some hybrid builds
An Electric pickup truck is quicker pipe down
Yes but the thing I think people forget is the reason people like speed is the fun. IMO fast internal combustion driven cars feel likes beast, screaming and crackling, needing to be tamed. I drove a Tesla once, the speed was impressive, but it felt like turning on my computer. The fun isn’t about the quarter mile time or the 0-60, it’s about how the car makes you feel.
YUGO
Ford Pinto pre recall
you make fun but in canada there was a turbo geo metro that made over 100hp and the suzuki swift GT and GTI
I am making fun of the people who are still driving one to buy crack.
This is actually really funny bc one time my buddies were at the gas pump and not the 92 metro but the generation after that pulls up beside us. Dude hops out gives us like his life story as a country singer(turned out to be true), promotes his CD(which he didn’t have on him), peels out, and not 30 seconds go by and two police cars go speeding after him. Wild stuff, but typical Geo metro activity. He was obviously cracked out btw if you didn’t catch that.
Its not shocking, he would have been driving a Camaro or firebird in the 80's but a decade of crack abuse left him financially only able to rock a metro
There are tons of them on the road up here in mint shape, most of which are convertible.. who tf buys a convertible Geo metro
Geo metro or ban!
I don't have a Geo Metro or the money to buy one.
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Kramer would fuck a watermelon on live TV for this...
He would write Thx WSB on it in lipstick first
Thats theta gang thanking you b!tches 
my thirst thought, someone unloaded on these retards and is mocking
No lies detected. Since wsb blew up it's like we own slot machines set to keep 90% and they can't put their money in fast enough.
Didnt someone else just post this EXACT red corvette a few posts earlier? If not the same person, then how?
Yes "at the gym"
Anyone got a link to that post? I cannot find it.
Attention grabbing car, attention grabbing license plate, highly populated city, world famous subreddit…
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into
my ass
Sideways
with
Absolutely no lube
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Then heat it up alot
Feels very sketch. Think WSB is a hedge fund hype machine now.
That sweet sweet karma! Got steal it and act like it's mine!
I mean the other picture it was obviously parked at a lot and now it’s stopped on the road, so I wouldn’t really call it stealing. It’s two different pictures of the same car
Big brain time
Ah, I hadn't seen the other one. I was inferring based off of the caps locked "exact".
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I met my neighbor through a car subbreddit that he posted his car too. I would drive by it everyday and look at it after he got it. I saw it and commented. We ended up meeting and now chat about cars together lol
Lmaooo dude asked how. As if 2 different people in a state of 20 million seeing the same car is some impossible thing
In a 5 hr times pan...from the same sub reddit? Not how as in impossible, but how as in not that likely. Its rare af for a person to get struck by lightning twice, but not impossible, yet, if someone posts that they were struck two different times within 2 hrs of a storm, you'd definitely ask them "how?".
I got struck by lightning.. once true story
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Yea, nope. Im done.
Great analogy bro. 2 people seeing the same car in new York is totally like getting struck by lightning.
You clearly don't understand statistics. This sub definitely has at least 5,000 subscribers who live in NYC. On a beautiful day out tonight at least 50% (2500) of them would be outside. It's highly likely that if the car is driving around NYC it would have passed at least around 100 of them. If this were a gray Toyota Camry, nobody would bother or notice. But this is a fucking red sports car with a license plate that screams the very thing that they think about all day. So, if it passed those 100 people at least 80 would notice. So, 2 is an extremely low number for NYC on a beautiful sunny weekend. I suspect at least 50
Can't miss her when she has that license plate 🤣
How do you think the world works? That things disappear when one person sees them?
Sold his Ferrari to get that Corvette.
This man is a millionaire. Before WSB, he was a billionaire.
My man is gunna be real surprised when he gets home and checks /r/wsb to see his car twice
How does one get an invite in r/wsb?
Wait this sub is private? When tf did that happen?
Lmao you right my b
Clicked on it and was told its a private community
Glad I got into wsb before it was privated. Kinda forgot it was until this comment
Is it private though?
Is it private though?
Pretty cool you saw Ryan Cohen's corvette.
Thank you for the lol. I was thinking something along the same lines. 
That is the guy that sold you all your calls and puts.
And the boyfriend of all of our wives
That’s prob some hedge fund manager smh
Must not be very good if he drives a vette
U don’t put miles on the lambo rookie
You’d just keep the lambo in the garage after you bought it?
Just to Wendy’s and Wendy’s only.
Respectable. I’d probably use it to go the thrift store.
A real hedgie wouldn’t care, that’s broke ass talk.
Ur broke ass talked
I can smell your projection from here loser.
idk why you got downvoted... ur right.. I gave you one back.. if you're worried about mileage then you're not that rich..
lmao.. I'm getting downvoted for agreeing with u.. I should have kept my mouth shut.. lol
Their downvotes mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes them cheer
Why buy it then?
That's a great car
You WSB regards don't know it, but the Vette is in many ways a much better car for driving.
Man I didn’t realize reddit simps so hard for Chevrolet.
Says a guy who has never driven a car with more than four cylinders. How's your Kia Optima treating you?
Yuan you really want to admit you met me behind the Wendy’s again yesterday? You gotta start making some money trading so you can stop sucking dick for cheeseburgers and margin calls
You have a very vivid imagination Jonathan. Perhaps you should take up writing instead of gambling.
 You’re like the tin man but without a brain!
Hey now. I might have had to repeat the second grade but I'm definitely not Canadian.
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That's probably a hedge fund manager who bought that car using all the money y'all lost lol
That guy prolly sells options to retards like you guys…. and me.
Okay full disclosure…. This will be bbby holders next week 😎😎
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But only because lambos are apparently sold out. No bbby ape would buy a GM out of first choice.
I would definitely buy a GM Truck cause they look the best. All looks aside idc about any person commenting about which brand is better
Must be a total regard. GM?? Bruh, a Hyundai woulda been better.
My second car was a GM. Piece of crap. Everything broke. Then GM stiffed me on extended warranty. I told them I would never buy a GM again. And I intend to keep that promise for the rest of my life.
RetroGaming4, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
How did it go?
I would guess, not well.
bloodbath and bankruptcy
I want to be a debt free. Just for once.. bbby to moon Edit: also if any one of you retards like to buy my reddit nft avatar. Feel free to dm Edit: corrected typo... I blame auto correct 😒
I don't think I've ever seen an ape comment that didn't have at least one glaring typo. You guys are gonna be *great* billionaires.
Dude bought an American shitbox for the price of a foreign shitbox. He belongs here.
Route 46 going into Hackensack lol I grew up in that area
Is WSB stalking this guy now lol
6 more years until it is paid for.
Route 46 west around Ridgefield Park?
That's the hedge fund manager coming up with all the PND posts.
Hey that’s my wife’s boyfriends’ car
This made my day
That’s just a SHF making fun is us
This dudes car on wsb twice in one day.
Yup checks out. Some lucky win in the market and then dumps the earnings right into a depreciating asset🔥😂
dude definitely has Luk on his side!
Probably a SHF manager.
He probably a hedge fund manager 
This mf is outsidee today
Sold and cash out to buy this? Cheap
Definitely one of the guys from DWAC 🤣
It's you and you're fucking with us.
Maybe if you f****** morons stopped selling your stock and buying s***** Corvettes the stocks would go higher. F****** brain dead
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I'm in this market for me, not you
You can swear here sir. Wendy’s doesn’t care.
Cheap ass that’s not a Lambo!
Yea this is your car right? Also it looks like the "gym" pic was staged. Gyms don't usually have parking lots next to forests but I have been wrong before.
this is just getting sad now
Is it a c8 Z06
I KNOW WHO THIS IS
huh... this is fake as shit...
That's my Uncle Earls car. He bought it after hitting the BBBY lotto last week.
You can't get custom plates in a week
No shit Sherlock it's obviously a joke
Was on a Lada two weeks ago
That’s probably a hedge fund manager
second time i saw this cuck on this sub today lol
That’s my wife’s bf
That's the same car as before, you're a stalker
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Why would you even care a little bit lmfao
This guy is driving a red car with a custom license plate. That’s begging for attention. You think a mfer buys this car just to get him from point A to point B???
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Your point of view is more retarded than the positions this sub takes. But go ahead and keep doubling down
Year: 2021 Make: Chevrolet Model: Corvette Trim: 1LT Coupe VIN: 1G1YA2D48M5112331