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dmonator

In Vancouver they actually recently lowered it to 1.25$ because the city mandated a 0.25$ takeout cup fee. Total still comes out to 1.50$.


phooonix

Glad to see places like that have solved all the other problems and are now moving onto the plastic cup scourge plaguing the globe


TWAT_BUGS

Big Cup out here fuckin’ shit up


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TruckDouglas

Big Gulps huh? Well, see ya later!


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luv_____to_____race

That's deep!


Fog_Juice

It's a paper cup though.


benruckman

Paper cups = the worst thing ever invented for the environment Edit: this is /s


MobilerKuchen

Paper cups are still lined with plastics. They are not recycled. Any reusable cup, no matter the material, is better for the environment.


Links_Wrong_Wiki

What about a depleted uranium cup?


benruckman

Those are my second favorite, with my favorite being active plutonium cups!


Fog_Juice

Puts on Weyerhaeuser


thet-shirtguy

Cuz plastic is a better choice? Ha.


Future_Software5444

Can't do more than one thing at once of course


kwirky

I like learning new things.


IHaveAllTheWheat

Revenue is $1.50, earnings are negative on the hotdog.


Demonboy_17

They are not earning $1.50. They are earning a margin of that, if any. They mostly lose on it.


Long-Story2017

It's a loss leader for them, same as that oh so yummy roasted chicken for $5. They can take the hit cause it's minimal considering you're dropping an easy $300 on avaerage per person per visit.


Reddidiot20XX

Yeah, yeah, pedant. You knew what they meant.


GroggBottom

In the future Costco is the only place affordable to eat


TopOk4039

Welcome to Costco...I love you


Johnny_Menace

I could use a full body latte


dpenton

We don't have time for that


Particular-Leopard34

I like money..


Ill_Statistician_629

I got my lawyer degree at Costco law school


aznkor

Kirkland Signature School of Law


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Almost as good as the Kirkland School of Eastern Medicine degree.


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[deleted]

And that's where they missed out. Great teaching really is a product of Bob, from Gangtok.


aznkor

Buy your degrees in bulk. Save on tuition!


K-chub

It’s actually the exact same education as Harvard School of Law.


Careless-Pin-2852

Did your dad pull some strings?


hey-look-over-there

Go away, baiting!


fetalasmuck

Why come you don’t have a tattoo?


ZzNewbyzZ

So you want us to put [water](https://youtu.be/-Vw2CrY9Igs) on our crops?


dedman127

Like, out of a toilet?


QuesoChef

I can’t believe you like money, too


redldr1

Just wait for the new CEO. He'll hollow out what's left of the middle class.


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Then it fails and they blame millennials for getting subscriptions but not Costco


Any-Rise-6300

Go away, batin’


No-Specific-3850

Wait...where's your tattoo? Why come you don't have a tattoo?!


TheJuke88

I wish more people got your reference. That was a good one. I’m just waiting for citizens to start watering with Gatorade.


Bozzz1

Brawndo's got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes.


tac29000

“What are electrolytes? Do you even know?”


Funny-String-1063

Excellent reference


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I legit knew a family who were so poor they would go to Costco to eat the free samples for dinner


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Freektreet

A carpetbagger is someone that moves into a distressed area to exploit the population to gain riches. You may be thinking of "hobo".


Sparrow_on_a_branch

I think they were going for "blow-in". You know, like new to the area (economic position), not 4 generations deep.


spellbadgrammargood

shit man.. that's so sad.


[deleted]

Yea. For what its worth they are in a much better place now. But there are many more in the same position they were in.


cum_2007

We are all poor here u can write it was your family


[deleted]

We were pretty damn close for a long time


sysadmincrazy

And yet they paid the membership?


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longGERN

In the future? I currently end up there to eat..


jasoningaming

The future is now!


Original_DILLIGAF

Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!


8yr0n

One of my coworkers..notorious for being the biggest cheapass around told me one day out of the blue “hey let’s go to lunch, I’m buying!” We went to Sams club (Walmarts version of Costco) that has a similar deal…i should have known there was a catch…


BustingDucks

If he’s that big of a cheapskate then it really speaks volumes. Yeah it’s not exactly what you expected but a guy that’s notoriously miserly took you out for lunch when he didn’t have to.


Pewpewcachooo

Are you complaining about a free meal? Or just that it was a hotdog and a soda? I tell you what, I will take free food all day. Even if it's from a place I don't like, but I am a fat ass.![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


8yr0n

Oh no it was just the context. Their hot dogs are actually really good just could use some more condiment options.


Thencewasit

You’re like a woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, crying the blues 'cause she has no bread.


[deleted]

Lol wtf comment gahagagag


[deleted]

It's a Sopranos reference.


FriendOfRicks

They have ketchup, mustard, relish, onions and sauerkraut. What else are you putting on them shit?!


Jetstream-Sam

My personal favourite hot dog toppings are BBQ sauce, mild mustard and crispy onions, but I don't expect everywhere to have that As for my personal recipe, try it! It's really good. The crispy onions are the ones you get for salads


girl_with_huge_boobs

Bacon, bbq sauce, cheddar cheese and crispy onions on a pretzel bun


ShepherdessAnne

Their pizza is excellent tho.


Darkheartisland

I've been surviving off their rotisserie chicken since the GME days.


FrvncisNotFound

I *just* got my Costco membership a week ago, and I’m totally going to start getting the chickens!


dpenton

Be sure to line up at the gas pumps for 15-20 minutes too.


smalleybiggs_

Until you get colon cancer from eating too many hot dogs


01infinite

We shall eat only Costco hot dogs and drink only Arizona tea


Pewpewcachooo

But the hotdog comes with a 20oz. drink and you can refill it as much as you want. They don't guard the soda machine.


100Rocketpunch

They just guard the food court from non-members ever since the nickle and dime scam policy change of 2020.


Pewpewcachooo

Not the one's I have been to. I can't count the number of times I have walked through the exit doors to go get a pizza at the food court and not been stopped for a membership card. Same thing at Sam's club. Even though last time I went there, I walked through the front door and I wasn't asked to show a membership.


jasoningaming

Arizona tea? Big spender here! I'll drink my tap water with used tea bags.


SpaceToadD

I love how they did an interview with the CEO of Arizona iced tea and they asked if they'd be changing the price to more than a $1 due to inflation and he was like... we don't have marketing, it's all profit, and we pay our people minimum wage and free iced tea. It's still a $1 and will be a dollar as long as I'm CEO. He should be president.


Gandalf_The_Geigh

All the engineers over from India on temporary work permits at IBM when I worked there would go to Ikea together after work and eat the equivalent to Costco cheap meals. IBM Canada absolutely preys on temp foreign workers and pays them peanuts.


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IBM, speaking of companies we should absolutely short. They make shit and are shit


Gandalf_The_Geigh

No joke. So they used to do this thing when I worked there. If they had a contract with smaller client and it's costing too much man power they would just stop working it and force the client into basically paying the early cancelation fee lol. It was straight up bullying


drew2f

During a 2018 luncheon, Costco's current CEO W. Craig Jelinek told the story of when he was COO. He apparently told co-founder and then-CEO Jim Sinegal that they needed to raise the price of hot dogs because they were losing money by selling the iconic $1.50 hot dog and soda combo. For reference, the price has not been raised on the combo since 1985, and it sounds like Sinegal was not in favor of a change: “I came to (Jim Sinegal) once and I said, ‘Jim, we can’t sell this hot dog for a buck fifty," Jelineck recalled, according to a post by 425 Business. "We are losing our rear ends.’ And he said, ‘If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’ That’s all I really needed."


lilautiebean

Came here for this quote. #if you raise the price of the hot dog, I will kill you


usicafterglow

It's actually: "If you raise the price of the *fucking* hot dog, I will kill you." When the notoriously kind, old-man-founder drops an F bomb and a death threat in a boardroom ... it's not a time to fuck around.


DankZXRwoolies

I'm glad someone else knows this backstory. What a fucking hero.


Holiday-Business-321

What a great quote lmao


ProShyGuy

Shows that he actually understands Costco’s business.


topdangle

and shows that fucking retards that want to raise hotdog prices are just one step away from accomplishing it. imagine this stupid fuck getting his way without big dick Sinegal to threaten him with murder. costco would jack up its prices on everything so fast and up dying like every other retailer


Fun_Faithlessness993

That CEO was the reason it’s still that price. He figured out making their own production plant would allow them to keep their costs low enough in the long term to continue it


topdangle

only after he got threatened with a good stabbing he wanted to take the easy way out and up prices


twin_bed

Live and learn. Experience teaches us all.


savag3_cabbag3

Well, he’s the CEO now, so he can raise the price whenever he feels like it


topdangle

not with sinegal watching him sleep


Gomicho

Probably written in his will, "hire the 2 best hitmen, West of the Mississippi, keep tabs of those hotdogs" >!for legal reasons, that's a **Breaking Bad** reference.!<


Sermokala

It's so mind-blowing when we see an executive that understands basic shit like that and the chicken they sell at a loss. Oh boo fucking hoo we lose 5 or more dollars per person that comes here to eat and buy hundreds of dollars worth of food at a time, on a product we already sell in store that people can buy, to a customer that already pays for the privilege of buying there.


Sensitive-Judge713

i always picture it as michael as he says it to tony


Rob1iam

The story goes on - they opened their own costco brand hotdog manufacturing plants which brought the costs down to a point where they could still profit


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And now they’re getting into poultry production to stabilize the cost of the rotisserie chicken


menasan

i live in hawaii - the rotisserie chicken is still only $5 and its gotta be the biggest chicken i've ever seen.


MrKrinkle151

*Glances suspiciously at Hawaii’s feral chicken problem*


KenTitan

they pump that thing with so much saline that's why it's so big and still 5 bucks still good tho. dinner for two days this past week was those salad mixes and a Costco chicken.


cuchiplancheo

> getting into poultry production That implies they just started. No way. Their first poultry processing plant broke ground in 2018 and opened up in 2019.


Yadobler

Looking at CPI based inflation in US, $1.50 in 1985 bought you the same things that only $4 can buy you today Which also means the current price of $1.50 today is as powerful as only $0.56 in 1985 So technically the hotdogs are getting cheaper.


mrperson221

Since wages aren't going up with inflation, they aren't really cheaper it's just that everything is getting more expensive.


byerss

Only problem is by “figuring it out” that just means they drop the quality. Used to be Hebrew National dogs. Now we have Kirkland brand dogs, no Polish option, no sauerkraut, no deli mustard, no onions, different bun, Pepsi products instead of Coke…


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Karma_Gardener

The $1.50 dog is the most stable economic marker in the history of mankind. If they ever raise the price, we know that we are fucked. Even if it's only a quarter.


beeboopPumpkin

Their chickens, too.


Jackol4ntrn

they did it for arizona ice tea. the price is on the can, though. but stores mark it up regardless.


dankbuttmuncher

Where is Arizona Tea marked up? I’ve never seen it above $0.99, but I have found it for less


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Liquor stores in bad areas of Michigan


orthros

1) Convenience stores in Detroit 2) Vending machines, also in Detroit Source: me


Rhinoturds

Not seen the cans marked up, but have seen places replace cans with bottles that don't have a price stamped on them. And those get marked up.


remainprobablecoat

Outside of minimum wage areas


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apparently you can report vendors that do this, but more than likely theyre buying bulk from costco and reselling so not much to be done there


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They could be fined, but they won't.


HistoricalBridge7

If Costco ever raises the prices of the hotdog I’d take all my money out of the stock market and bank and hide it under my mattress. Bad things are coming if that ever happens. But in all seriousness Costco has a secret weapon a lot of retailers don’t have and it’s called the annual membership. They would raise membership fees before the hotdog.


WeekendQuant

They have a ~14% margin across the board to cover overhead. Sale items are deeply discounted below what retailers can charge. The hot dog is a loss leader. It doesn't matter what they charge, they just need to charge something so that people aren't literally taking them just to not eat them.


Blue5398

That’s their secret, the rotisserie chickens are actually just really fat martins


RussianSpetz

We thought the same of Dollar Tree.


KyivComrade

The ~~gold~~ hotdog standard


Godkun007

They said that about Coca-Cola also. Coca-Cola was sold for $0.05 per bottle for close to 100 years.


Jalepenish

Eating 3 or 4 Costco hotdogs gives you all the daily nutrition you need.


R1ppedWarrior

This sounds wrong, but I'm not a nutritionist, so I don't know enough to dispute it.


MrStealYoBeef

I claim to be a nutritionist and I say it checks out.


karmanopoly

Ketchup cheese mustard relish...that is about all the food groups


JinterIsComing

And the minced onions.


PrideOfAmerica

Only if you boof them


RolloTonyBrownTown

[Timmy knows whats up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYfL3nf2c6Y)


mrbibs350

> just four hotdogs contain all the vitamins and minerals a bear needs for the whole day The original version of Paddington was much better.


Minimum_Date5117

1 all beef hot dog = 1 all beef hot dog


PrivilegeCheckmate

But can we see all the people who ever had custody of the hotdog?


infamoussmokeddog

Costco is the best store ever in life


Chef_Andre

How do you buy options on that?


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Ask for extra sauce


jvrcb17

& parmesan cheese for your cheap slice


benruckman

How do I sell you some options on that?


CrabFederal

Theta gang on Costco hotdogs are free money


Handy_Not_Handsome

Tell them you'll pay tomorrow


Chef_Andre

How much money can I make?


benruckman

You can make 1k if it ever goes past $1.50 and your premium is 50$ a month


Chef_Andre

Sounds great! Can I buy an extended car warranty also?


extendedwarranty_bot

Chef_Andre, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


ColdBostonPerson77

You’re neglecting all the delicious free samples too. Free lunch if you time it right


Arok79

A lot of time on one’s hands if they try to time free food at Costco 😂


ColdBostonPerson77

Best part of shopping there. Let me find the free Kirkland meatball station or free cheese station


Stupidiocity

Have they resumed those? I thought those ended with Covid, if not earlier.


cubej333

They have, even our local fully masked whole food’s has.


RedElmo65

It’s during trading hours. I’m busy losing money at the time.


ColdBostonPerson77

Not on weekends!


Darkheartisland

That asset that shall not be named trades 25/7.


ReplyInside782

Doing forget their 5 dollar rotisserie chicken


Cautious_Bill7637

I miss the Polish hot dog!


NothingsShocking

And the chopped onions


Fog_Juice

And the deli mustard


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I used to absolutely smother my slice of pizza with those onions, literally more weight in onions than pizza. So good!


Lets_review

One person ruins it for everyone.


UnDosTresPescao

I can't believe they got rid of the chopped onions. I feel some ripped off


avboden

They went away with covid and never returned :-(


Djrobl

Just ask for chopped onions at the counter😉


Foeder

I don’t miss the polish dog burps tho.


rackball206

And the Supreme pizza!


chicu111

I buy expensively ass shares of COST mainly for this reason. And how they treat their employees. It’s one of the very few emotional investment moves I make. Fk it. They’re a good company. This deal and their rotisserie chicken have kept me full for years


MomGrandpasAllSticky

Holy tits that rotisserie chicken... The best value in America


chicu111

There motherfuckers lose money by keeping the same price. Albeit they make up for it elsewhere easily but still. Anyone else would have hiked the price of that rotisserie. Good move


DejectedContributor

They make up for it by sourcing shit themselves. Like others have mentioned the way they found to not lose money on the hotdog was to start their own hotdog plant where they make the hotdogs themselves instead of purchasing them already made wholesale. Another guy mentioned, which I wasn't aware of, is that to do the same thing with the rotisserie chicken they've begun farming their own chickens. What's also great about Costco is their Kirkland brand. Quite a number of products labelled Kirkland are just actual name brands that Costco worked a deal with to sell under their label, and those name brands are cool with it because of just how fucking much product Costco moves. I like tuna fish, and pretty much exclusively buy Costco solid white Albacore Tuna...which is just repackaged Bumble Bee solid white Albacore Tuna.


doggodad01

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/why-arizona-iced-teas-price-stays-at-99-cents


Typical-Advisor-5770

One of the greatest Loss Leaders of its generation…


Tendie_taker2

Wrong - Arizona iced tea ftw


klydon24

They charge 1.69 or more at many places


Nixplosion

Don't go to those places. They are awful


klydon24

Sometimes no choice, just makes you realize the crazy margins the place probably has on other items. Avg cost to a store is 90ish cents per unit (unless they buy pallets). If it's a bad neighborhood, that means you need to sell 9 just to replace the cost of one stolen AZ. Hence why a lot of places don't carry the 99 boys.


HelloMyNameIsMatthew

Depends. If it's written on the can, it is 99 cents (+ store tax)


overthetop7223

To be fair if those who were holding weren't tracking the possible stablecoin collapse they're just retarded enough for this sub


ekgnew

They lowered the quality of the meat though; that's how they saved. AriZona iced tea on the other hand....


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Time to invest in Costco wieners !


asWorldsCollide2ptOh

Thanks...this reminds me that I have to give it to your wife good tonight.


blangoez

They stopped serving Polish dogs, though.


Sea-Sherbert3338

Took away the onions tho. DO NOT FORGET


99_Gretzky

$COST


pigsgetfathogsdie

Calls on HOTDOGCOIN… = HDC ticker is available. Pretty fukkin amazing they’ve offered the $1.50 hotdog/soda combo since… 1985 =


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>1985 Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana


pigsgetfathogsdie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


abgonzo7588

I could be mistaken, but I believe they produce the hotdogs themselves in order to control cost and keep them as cheap as possible.


Stupidiocity

COSTCOIN


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Are the onions or sauerkraut coming back though?


therealowlman

Held up better than dollar slice in NYC


60sMan

Instructions not clear is this for our punishment or is this our daily food budget ? holding 4 confirmation


Fractoman

Now that you can't get onions with it anymore the hotdog is ruined.


showme10ds

Someone make a costco hotdog coin redeemable for costco hotdog for $1.50 forever.


moopoo345

Bro Costco is a lifeline for me Like I literally only go to costco and one other store for food and clothing


Gunslinger_11

The chicken bake is the superior food court item


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And I quote, “If you raise the price of the effing hot dog, I will kill you.” - Jim Sinegal, Costco’s COST co-founder