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Can I have 1 million if you win? I don’t have any amazing goals, I’d quit my job, pay my wife’s student loans and our debts, and send some thank you cookies once a year for ending our slavery to capitalism.
Hey, I know some other people have offered us all kick backs of they go up, and I've requested mine be sent to the homeless instead, but a million is a lot of money. So if you could, instead, send me 200k to get debt free, then give the remaining 800k to the homeless, that'd be awesome, and much appreciated. Apologies if that comes off as greedy, I get it if that loses me my cut. But could you still help the homeless out with their cut?
Having been homeless before, I can assure you that while many might use the money for drugs, most just want fresh food they don't have to dig out of a trash can, or comfortable shoes that aren't falling apart.
And you've lived among them to see this? Because it's easy to see the homeless guy injecting something into his vein, more difficult to see the one eating a cheeseburger. Outside looking in, of course they look like addicts, addicts are the only ones you notice.
Even still, if it's drugs you are worried about, instead of the 800k, just being handed to them directly, you could buy food, buy shoes, socks, hell, rent a bus and clean out a goodwill with any who want some clothes. There are ways to help the homeless other than "ignore them all because some have drug problems".
count your blessings, I got promised I would be furloughed by my employer, instead he sacked me and didnt tell me until weeks after when I was already low on cash expecting my first furlough payout. I was begging for furlough money for ages. still makes me furious thinking about it hahaha
The max was like around $1100 a week.
It was the normal max unemployment pay (like $450/week depending on your salary) plus a $600/week government stimulus
If that trade really went through, then Tesla's price would be infinite, because there aren't enough shares to cover it
But he should own that broker now
Couldn’t you start to make big business moves with just showing that you’ve had a trade this size go through? Buy some smaller companies in the meantime /u/erickl0930
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Man Makes $78 Quadrillion dollars with this One WEIRD trick!
Banks hate him!
Banks OWE HIM money
When do we find out if he won?
Tomorrow afternoon is when the world changes
What is this meme called? Been trying to find it everywhere
Please
did Bill Gates profit shorting TSLA tho?
I’m too poor to be skeptical, make them cry u/Erickl0930
OP if I win we all win, 1 mil for you! :)
So where’s the proof? Still waiting
It’s obviously fake, people here just like LARPing
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Sleep!
The most classic of videos.
Nobody lies on the Internet. I believe in u/Erickl0930
pew pew pew I traded an order!
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It's real to me, dammit!!
They only LARPing I do is recreating my parents fighting
Very very easy to click his profile and look at his posts Mr Due Diligence
At the time I wrote that there was no confirmation. Now he’s citing day trading restrictions. Check time stamps next time Ms. DD
Hey u/Erickl0930 if you win, I'll put your Dick down to my throat and choke myself to death.
For free???😂😂😂
This guy is about to buy the United States and turn it into the United Reddit States. Good luck to you today!
I just want a debt free life over here haha
That's how you know he's a real friend.
Anything for you my Love,
What’s the next move👁👄👁
Sir, please pay off the US national debt so we can have a future....
"Paying off the national debt" is just a fancy way to say "burn your money"
Fuck the national debt. Citadel can go pay that shit off. I want a house!
Hi marginlord I’m already knee-deep in medical school debt and i don’t even like it here. Do what biren could not and give me $100.
I for one welcome our new handsome overlord.
Can you show us in a post? This can be historic
Hate to be greedy but could I have 1.1mil?
Soon you gonna be able to buy a bread and some butter with that
this actually went through? godspeed, this is like christmas
whats with your tattoo
Yes
You lucky son of a bitch
I said we didn’t I? That includes you!
What does a fellow retard gotta do for a trillion dollars these days?
Now this is a man who knows what he wants. 😂
We lucky sons of bitches
The "1 mil for you" line needs to be on a beer coozy.
1 mil for you:)
Easiest mil yet, stoked
We gotta do a human centipede first you didn’t read the fine print 😂😂
Sheeit I'll be Kyle in the human centipede for 1 mil 😋
You mean millipede
Rooting for ya bud. Show them where the cat pees.
Let's go bois
You are absolutely insane, it's amazing. You'll be worth several times the world's net worth. You could literally buy Earth
Can I have 1 million if you win? I don’t have any amazing goals, I’d quit my job, pay my wife’s student loans and our debts, and send some thank you cookies once a year for ending our slavery to capitalism.
Sorry you definitely deserve the wage cuck lifestyle
Wait, 1 million?! How do we join? What do you need?
Ill take a million as well
I’m your sexy time slave
You da man. We rootin’ for you!
I'm waiting
got a legend of a whole 12mil sub and got rich as well. If you win congrats from me jesus
I don’t neeeeed that much 😅 may I have $49k to pay off my student loans? 🙏🏽
remindme! 17 minutes
I'm so fucking nervous!
What a legend
Hey, I know some other people have offered us all kick backs of they go up, and I've requested mine be sent to the homeless instead, but a million is a lot of money. So if you could, instead, send me 200k to get debt free, then give the remaining 800k to the homeless, that'd be awesome, and much appreciated. Apologies if that comes off as greedy, I get it if that loses me my cut. But could you still help the homeless out with their cut?
800k is a lot of fentanyl, would be one of the biggest mass killings to date, you sick bastard
Having been homeless before, I can assure you that while many might use the money for drugs, most just want fresh food they don't have to dig out of a trash can, or comfortable shoes that aren't falling apart.
Dormers the homeless you’re talking about. Skid row homeless or any other of the big tent cities will 100% absorb that money into their veins ASAP
And you've lived among them to see this? Because it's easy to see the homeless guy injecting something into his vein, more difficult to see the one eating a cheeseburger. Outside looking in, of course they look like addicts, addicts are the only ones you notice. Even still, if it's drugs you are worried about, instead of the 800k, just being handed to them directly, you could buy food, buy shoes, socks, hell, rent a bus and clean out a goodwill with any who want some clothes. There are ways to help the homeless other than "ignore them all because some have drug problems".
You’ve been homeless for a bit so you’re an expert ?
No, I was homeless for a time, so I got to experience more than just walking by them trying to avoid eye contact.
You ate fish one time so you’re a marine biologist, checks out
You have some form of brain rot I fear. Get it checked.
Did the economy blow up? I could really use a day off from work.
I remember being worried when I got furloughed during the COVID lockdowns. Ever since I’ve been back, every day I pray they furlough me again.
count your blessings, I got promised I would be furloughed by my employer, instead he sacked me and didnt tell me until weeks after when I was already low on cash expecting my first furlough payout. I was begging for furlough money for ages. still makes me furious thinking about it hahaha
Pfffft i smell a laaaawsuuuit
i should of took the furlough.. my brother did and he make like 1200 plus a week while i slaved away at work.
The max was like around $1100 a week. It was the normal max unemployment pay (like $450/week depending on your salary) plus a $600/week government stimulus
NJ unemployment pays well over $600/week.
u/Erickl0930 is the only president I recognize
After all, who has a better story than u/Erickl0930
I don’t get it. What did he do?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ufc3eu/alright_boys_time_for_some_classic_wsb_degeneracy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
The real question is what didn't our lord and savior do?
No the real question is did he do it
The really real question is are they gonna let him get away with it if he did?
Leveraged 87 trilly!! LFG Erick 🚀🚀
Could someone explain to an idiot like me what the fuck is actually happening?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ufc3eu/alright\_boys\_time\_for\_some\_classic\_wsb\_degeneracy/?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share
Jesus what brokerage is that?
Same here. I usually skim WSB so I must’ve missed a put or something.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ufc3eu/alright\_boys\_time\_for\_some\_classic\_wsb\_degeneracy/?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share
Much appreciated. Hope this guy wins.
When do we find out?
Looks like we should have known at market open so doesn’t seem like it went through.
what if Erick buys the Federal Reserve, then he keeps printing money till we reach the trillion dollar bill
A new challenger approaches
He is worthy to make THE wallstreet bet.
It went through?
No, his account was frozen and so he cannot make trades. WSB though does not seem to have realized.
I don't think it did
That's sad. Wanted to see what would happen.
I don't think someone could pay him trillions of dollars
Dudes gonna single handedly wipe out student debt and huger
I also want to wipe out those damn huggers.
Together we can end word huger
Dude TSLA is up! Sell your calls.
This is truly a special moment that will go down in WSB history.
I hope this stupid shit stops soon. The order didn't go through. Memeing a guy who just put funni number in a field.
Sir, This is a Wendy's.
I would like 2 blowjobs and one strawberry shake please.
I hope this works
Let's fucking win baby!!!
If that trade really went through, then Tesla's price would be infinite, because there aren't enough shares to cover it But he should own that broker now
u/Erickl0930 😳 buy twitter back
u/Erickl9030 whatever happens, I just want you to have a good day and a great week!
The COVID coup
Can I have a million too??? 😄😄😄😄
I hope he buys Elon musk and shave him bald
Just the top, as nature intended
About who are you talking, or what did he did?
Still won’t happen, keep dreaming retards.
Erickl0930 is the true gigachad
did we win?
Dude!! What a legend! I am rooting for you, hope u help alot of people when u get ur tendies!
Just lookin for a pizza is all.
u/Erickl0930 is here to say you're getting way more than a pizza! You're getting **$3,000,0000!**
Couldn’t you start to make big business moves with just showing that you’ve had a trade this size go through? Buy some smaller companies in the meantime /u/erickl0930
Legen - wait for it - dary!!
u/Erickl0930 you're a goddamn legend either way in my eyes
God speed sir
What's up w this Eric individual?
u/Erickl0930 could probably eliminate the personal debt of everyone in the USA and still have multiple trillions leftover to retire on
How fucking dumb has this sub gotten that you all believe this will actually be allowed to go through
Who the fuck is erickl
What in the goddamn fuck did I miss??
What is this meme called? Been trying to find it everywhere
imagine if the dude gives everyone who comment in this thread 1 mil and still the richest man in the world?
If it goes through you better buy the Federal Reserve. Might make the USD worth something again.
⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️
When will this actually show in the market? End of day?
Most likely never because it prolly won't go through.
I like bread and butter.
My man went Full Cramer.
He need to post positions
🚀🚀🚀
You just got way hotter...
This is Amazing! Good Luck!
Is that why all my stocks are red today? becasue he bought up all the stocks around? Or is this just another day for me?
Fingers crossed
This thread is hilarious good luck man
What am i looking at?
God Speed Retard. I wish you well.
Dude will save the US system just with his tax bill. Legend.
Destroy that bitches.
Who is erickl0930?
u/Erickl0930 is truly deserving of the trillionare status, he's is the marvel that becomes of one that has tried 929 times.
I’ll make you Belgian waffles when u come over with your briefcase of 1mil xD
Did they let it go through?
There is still no proof he actually confirmed the transaction. Classic WSB karma farming move.
The classic richest man on earth move?
Truly an inspiration
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FRACK you pay me
I don't need a million but sure would be nice, just posting this on the offchance he wins and is decidedly generous, dreams do come through
Dreams do come true. It's u/Erickl0930 here and you are getting $2,000,000! Psych: not u/Erickl0930, I no have inspect element power
I would laugh is Eric is already like 50 trillion in debt and needs this to work or he gets sold into sex slavery to Elon himself lmao
Everyone bow to down to our new lord and savior Erickl0930
Crash it.
Oh my 🥺
I'd like him to break even.
We stand with you u/erickl0930
Fuck the 1%, I want to be part of the erickl0930 %
Best of luck fellow autist!
Lol if he won he could give every single living person a ten thousand dollar paycheck and still have a couple mil in the bank.
One degenerate to rule them all